Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**Gophy** · 10-28-24 02:31

Unusually don't complain about prices but Seattle girls have been influencing other areas. A regular I've been seen for years now texted to let me know her rates are going up $100 and to see her soon before the rates change. I haven't been active in the hobby for scheduling reasons but I might be retiring if even the girls in Yakima are wanting $400 of hh. I know times are hard but that argument goes both ways.

**Original703** · 10-24-24 12:23

Originally Posted by Morton9 [View Original Post]

There hasn't been so much as a tinkers fart from the Mayors Office or the city council on when or if this new ordinance will be signed into law. It's really really strange.

Initial, unconfirmed report that this went into effect on Wednesday.

**DocTego** · 10-20-24 22:58

Originally Posted by TeninchBeast [View Original Post]

When you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Nasty.

Dick? No. Balls? Definitely.

**Captainpussymo** · 10-19-24 12:19

And it gets all caught up in the pipes.

Originally Posted by TeninchBeast [View Original Post]

When you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit and your dick falls into the water..

**Morton9** · 10-17-24 00:34

There hasn't been so much as a tinkers fart from the Mayors Office or the city council on when or if this new ordinance will be signed into law. It's really really strange.

**DirtyFuk** · 10-09-24 19:36

Originally Posted by TeninchBeast [View Original Post]

When you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Nasty.

I can't say I have ever come close to having that problem.

**TeninchBeast** · 10-09-24 14:06

When you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Nasty.

**Marko Ramius** · 10-01-24 09:44

Yeah, that kind of stuff isn't for everybody. If we all were going after the same shit it would be kind of boring and very crowded.

But for that matter, I haven't found a vanilla escort that was worth the time, money, or drama in years. And for me the time you take and risks you run picking up streetwalkers make no sense at all.

For me the most cost-efficient and time-efficient method of getting my balls drained by a willing female are at AMPs. With strip clubs a distant second place. For longer-term deals for girls on my rotation I usually go with sugar dating but also throw in a few high end girls for variety.

The "Quinn Plantmama" chick that is mostly around Tacoma or Olympia kind of checks the boxes for a higher-end girl. I haven't met her because of my schedule but in conversations with her and her pictures she seems to qualify as a "high end escort".

**Morton9** · 09-30-24 13:26

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Okay, this is easy:

1. Looks. Not just "cute" or "pretty". Needs to look like she stepped out of a Victoria's Secret catalog or Playboy. Body type is HWP to slim athletic. Very few "curvy" ones or BBWs are in the high end.

2. Can pass for class. That usually means at least a bit educated (although at least two I knew of had Master's Degrees). Mostly have the body language and speaking patterns down that they won't be tagged as a Ho by hotel security at the Westin or Snoqualmie Falls Lodge and can pass as a civilian if you meet up with them at a hotel bar.

3. Super discreet and zero drama.

4. Shows up on time. If you want her at 8:15 pm she will knock on your door at exactly 8:15 pm.

5. Knows her way around a man. Usually the experience is in the RBGFE to PSE range.

6. Pretty low volume. Usually sees at most two or three clients a week. Some see only one or two guys a month..

Yea none of that interests me at all. The girl you just described doesn't sound very fun and is super bougie. I am looking for down to earth and vibes. What you just described is the polar opposite of that. I couldn't give a shit about a girl with a masters degree. I'd rather wife up the local Latina who works at the grocery store who has a fat ass and great personality then some bougie plastic barbie doll. I can guarantee that the sex isn't better with that girl then some of the girls I've had from AA these past couple months. I will be nice but it sounds an awful lot like what I was just mentioning.

**Marko Ramius** · 09-30-24 10:23

Originally Posted by Morton9 [View Original Post]

I'm still waiting for a person to explain what a "high end" hooker is...

Okay, this is easy:

1. Looks. Not just "cute" or "pretty". Needs to look like she stepped out of a Victoria's Secret catalog or Playboy. Body type is HWP to slim athletic. Very few "curvy" ones or BBWs are in the high end.

2. Can pass for class. That usually means at least a bit educated (although at least two I knew of had Master's Degrees). Mostly have the body language and speaking patterns down that they won't be tagged as a Ho by hotel security at the Westin or Snoqualmie Falls Lodge and can pass as a civilian if you meet up with them at a hotel bar.

3. Super discreet and zero drama.

4. Shows up on time. If you want her at 8:15 pm she will knock on your door at exactly 8:15 pm.

5. Knows her way around a man. Usually the experience is in the RBGFE to PSE range.

6. Pretty low volume. Usually sees at most two or three clients a week. Some see only one or two guys a month.

You may or may not care about any of those things. Or you may care a lot. So what the actual value proposition is here depends a lot on the client. Playing in this end of the pool isn't for everyone.

There was one of these that circulated around the Eastside for a few years. Classic beautiful slavic blonde with an amazing rack. The rumor was that she was an ex-project marketing manager at Microsoft. That was possible as she spoke the language well enough. Usually she charged about 1500 for an evening (multiple shots, of course), or maybe a little less if you threw in dinner at a nice restaurant. She knew her way around a wine list. I saw her a couple of times and then fell out of touch with her.

The other one I saw for a couple of years was also a lovely blonde, this time Swedish. She literally was in Playboy Europe the year before I started seeing her. She circulated between LA, Vancouver, Toronto, and I think Chicago.

Most of them also prefer multi-hour meetups. When you work out the price per hour it isn't grossly out range of what the dross on the other board attempts to charge. They might do shorter time visits if you prefer but I never had any of them offer that.

**Morton9** · 09-29-24 19:12

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

No actual "high end" escorts ever advertise on the Other Board or on places like STG. At some time twenty years ago some advertised on Eros.

The Good Ones I knew about were all very low volume and mainly advertised by word of mouth.

I'm still waiting for a person to explain what a "high end" hooker is. Giant case of GPS and a simp client is the only thing that comes to mind.

**Marko Ramius** · 09-29-24 09:59

Originally Posted by CreamerCity [View Original Post]

So, took a dive on some of the "higher end" escorts and all I have to say, are they all just GPS? Their effort is extremely minimal and then seem upset when I last longer than 5 minutes LOL. Like WTF? I can donate half and get a 1000% better experience?

No actual "high end" escorts ever advertise on the Other Board or on places like STG. At some time twenty years ago some advertised on Eros.

The Good Ones I knew about were all very low volume and mainly advertised by word of mouth.

**CreamerCity** · 09-29-24 01:15

Originally Posted by Organiz [View Original Post]

That's why I stick with qv, but some are asking 200 qv? No BBBJ! All cbjcfs. Fuck that. I'm sticking with my regulars. I just get tested every month for full panel std test, I got 5 regulars who offer 150 hhr or less. Once in a while I'll go over my budget only if she's close to a ten and BBFS is slamdunk.

Sounds like the way to go tbh. Wish I had regs like that. Alas I'm new to the hobby xD.

**Organiz** · 09-29-24 00:00

Originally Posted by GinVermo [View Original Post]

It's been several years since I was told to take my time. I always wanted to come at the end of the hour--not the beginning! They basically want you out as soon as you've paid in full, and not a moment later. At these prices, yes. So I don't hobby much anymore. All too often, they are simply and easily ripping us right off. Aren't they?

That's why I stick with qv, but some are asking 200 qv? No BBBJ! All cbjcfs. Fuck that. I'm sticking with my regulars. I just get tested every month for full panel std test, I got 5 regulars who offer 150 hhr or less. Once in a while I'll go over my budget only if she's close to a ten and BBFS is slamdunk.

**Morohei** · 09-28-24 21:41

Originally Posted by CreamerCity [View Original Post]

So, took a dive on some of the "higher end" escorts and all I have to say, are they all just GPS? Their effort is extremely minimal and then seem upset when I last longer than 5 minutes LOL. Like WTF? I can donate half and get a 1000% better experience?

Yes.

All the time on TNA they yammer on about how "great service is expensive". Yet they best ones I've had were all about $100. And those ones blew those TNA girls out of the water.