Massage Parlor Reports

[Bjceb]

The sign was on, but the door was locked. It looks abandoned and in disarray.

It's not coming back.

My call is.

They aren't coming back until the florida heat of the new law disappears.

You can't have gals walking around nude all the time and pretending to be a real massage parlor.

[CallMeMatthew]

Had the chance to see Mia at Missly recently. I had not been there before. Was impressed that the place smelled very fresh and clean. Greeted by Mia who is a short asian (maybe 4' 11") who was not crazy attractive but not ugly. We go in the room and I ask for 30 minutes and give her 2. 0. She knows the drill and leaves and comes back (very fast actually. I had not even finished undressing). I am finishing undressing and her clothes come off. Just like that. Reveals large D naturals that are very fun to play with. She asks if I want a shower and I had been riding in the car a while and took her up on it.

Shower was fun. Sliding and some TUMA. Dried myself. Which I prefer but some may not.

Back in the room she gives me a decent standing BBBJ and then we move to the main attraction. Mish, Doggie, back to mish. Finish with her working jr hard in a BBBJCIM spit. I will hopefully see her again.

-cmm.

[OlderThanRocks]

I didn't stop by, but the sign was popping. Anyone been by?

The sign was on, but the door was locked. It looks abandoned and in disarray.

It's not coming back.

[JustBeingNosey]

I thought M & why was closed?

No, still open. It may have changed names. I saw Kelly yesterday and Mina today both a fantastic choice if you like someone small and petite.

[OrlandoOD]

I didn't stop by, but the sign was popping. Anyone been by?

[TheWildOne2]

There has been a bit of chatter about Miss Kelly and I was on the fence. I made my way over hoping they would be slow on Monday night and they were. Mina greeted me and I was excited as I have not heard too much about her being around in the past couple of weeks. She ended up attending to someone else and Kelley came in. She is tiny and she is just about perfect. She has a super cute little butt that's nice and tone, she has some boobs that are nice and perky that had very good work done. She has a fantastic little pussy Very easy to get along with. She said she is here probably till the end of the month.

I thought M & why was closed?

[Kilgore42]

Someone posted on another board 2 days ago that A2 was open again. Does anyone know if this is true?

[ForestGreen213]

Anyone know where all the A2-Milk girls moved to?

[WenDans]

I know you guys all read the outlandish Penthouse forum stories on here and want to have that same experience, but you should really check yourselves on the crazy expectations and remember the YMMV aspect.

Kelly is an A+ provider but even visiting the top girls and spas does not guarantee a 10 out of 10 hall of fame worthy session every time. Sometimes they're too busy, sometimes the girl is tired, sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. It sounds to me like Kelly did her job and dude got his money's worth, even if wasn't "OMG best ever" level.

I know they are in a bit of a downswing right now, but the reality is if you look at the totality of the game in our city, the AMPs are still the best deal in town by a wide margin. If you disagree then please tell us where else you can get a girl who looks as good as Kelly or Mina and does what they do for that price. And I'll be right behind you. Otherwise recognize you are getting to eat top sirloin for McDonald's price and don't be so goddamn picky.

Relax man. I just was stating that I was a little scared. Things have changed since I've last been there. I've only had 10/10 experiences in my times in Orlando. I don't know how much things are going to be different. I don't know what to expect is all.

[JustBeingNosey]

There has been a bit of chatter about Miss Kelly and I was on the fence. I made my way over hoping they would be slow on Monday night and they were. Mina greeted me and I was excited as I have not heard too much about her being around in the past couple of weeks. She ended up attending to someone else and Kelley came in. She is tiny and she is just about perfect. She has a super cute little butt that's nice and tone, she has some boobs that are nice and perky that had very good work done. She has a fantastic little pussy Very easy to get along with. She said she is here probably till the end of the month.

[Dick Jackman]

I know you guys all read the outlandish Penthouse forum stories on here and want to have that same experience, but you should really check yourselves on the crazy expectations and remember the YMMV aspect.

Kelly is an A+ provider but even visiting the top girls and spas does not guarantee a 10 out of 10 hall of fame worthy session every time. Sometimes they're too busy, sometimes the girl is tired, sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. It sounds to me like Kelly did her job and dude got his money's worth, even if wasn't "OMG best ever" level.

I know they are in a bit of a downswing right now, but the reality is if you look at the totality of the game in our city, the AMPs are still the best deal in town by a wide margin. If you disagree then please tell us where else you can get a girl who looks as good as Kelly or Mina and does what they do for that price. And I'll be right behind you. Otherwise recognize you are getting to eat top sirloin for McDonald's price and don't be so goddamn picky.

I agree with StyleNProfile in that the AMPs are the best game in town. Here are eight additional reasons why AMPs are such a good deal:

1. No management / pimps.

2. No excessive drug use. How many reviews have we read where the provider is "using candy"?

3. No irrational behavior by the women. This is a common subject of reviews across all the threads.

4. Always excellent hygiene. Nothing kills the mood more than poor hygiene.

5. No fear of being ghosted. How many of us have made plans for a meet and then been ghosted for no apparent reason? Sometimes after a long drive across town.

6. No risk of being robbed. You don't need to check the bathroom to see if someone is hiding there.

7. No GPS. Escort provider prices rising rapidly despite lackluster service and a slowing economy. AMP prices stable and providing better than fair value.

8. No deposits.

I'm sure that other hobbyists will include additional reasons why AMPs are a good deal. As StyleNProfile pointed out, not every session will be a home run but the totality of the AMP experience is the best deal in town.

[StyleNProfile]

I was going to try Kelly out on Wed, but now I'm a little scared. Does anyone have anyone else that they think is a better choice than Kelly at M&why, or is Tokyo or Spring a better choice?

I know you guys all read the outlandish Penthouse forum stories on here and want to have that same experience, but you should really check yourselves on the crazy expectations and remember the YMMV aspect.

Kelly is an A+ provider but even visiting the top girls and spas does not guarantee a 10 out of 10 hall of fame worthy session every time. Sometimes they're too busy, sometimes the girl is tired, sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. It sounds to me like Kelly did her job and dude got his money's worth, even if wasn't "OMG best ever" level.

I know they are in a bit of a downswing right now, but the reality is if you look at the totality of the game in our city, the AMPs are still the best deal in town by a wide margin. If you disagree then please tell us where else you can get a girl who looks as good as Kelly or Mina and does what they do for that price. And I'll be right behind you. Otherwise recognize you are getting to eat top sirloin for McDonald's price and don't be so goddamn picky.

[JustBeingNosey]

I saw some good reports on Ivy and had not been here before. I stopped in and met Cindy who looked younger and attractive. She had some nice Ds and well trimmed. She was very much All about business and getting you out as quickly as possible.

[WenDans]

I decided to take a trip to M & Why as the scene over in my part of Florida (Daytona) has been mostly closed down. I found the right place easily thanks to the senior members of this forum. I went in and Angela asked how long and whether I wanted 1 or 2 girls. Now, I'm a little slow on the action these days, so I asked for an hour and one girl. $2. 4 was the price. After a couple of minutes Kelly comes in. Reports on her rocking hot body are not overstated. She is perfectly proportioned for a small package. We start with a little gentle fondling then back to the TS.

TS performance included Nuru, BBBJ, FUMA and TUMA, motor boating and a good amount of mashing things together while not actually entering. Overall a fun time, but then it was cut short and she indicated I needed to dry myself off (I'm used to being dried, but whatever).

Back to the room and an intense BBBJ. She has some skills and put on a great performance, adding in FUMA and maintaining plenty of slow action and eye contact. Then, "we FS? Yes please. ACG, Mish, K9 and prone to finish. She declined Greek. Then, she brought in a hot towel and let me know I was done. No massage, no cuddling. Out the door, buddy.

Overall, she put on a good performance, and the BBBJ performance was the star of the show. But I felt like the whole thing was a standard routine - 3 minutes here, 5 minutes there, do this next. There was no real warmth or engagement. Maybe I caught her at a bad time or day. A bit of a buzzkill overall. I was done and out the door in 30 minutes after all. Needless to say, I didn't get the extra $40 back.

I wouldn't rush to make the trip back. I haven't been to Spring recently, but always had solid experiences there before.

I was going to try Kelly out on Wed, but now I'm a little scared. Does anyone have anyone else that they think is a better choice than Kelly at M&why, or is Tokyo or Spring a better choice?

[AznWenis]

Stopped by spring to try out Abby today. Tiny spinner with bolt ons. A bit rushed overall. I hate it when they ninja slip on the cover after a rushed BBBJ. Was just summer and Abby there. Went to Tokyo last week and met Evelyn (I think) very good time. She reminds me of Nicole doshi. Rock hard bolt ons but great attitude and very good time. Hopefully next rotation changes up things a bit. Talent getting a bit stale.