Massage Parlor Reports

[WenDans]

Man, am I the dumbest piece of crap on this earth or what. I got to Orlando yesterday only to realize that I had some cash in my billfold, but only about $120. I left all my other money lying on the counter in the bedroom. Way to double check yourself huh. DOH. Then to top it off, my debit card won't work in the ATM's in Orlando. Maybe it is bad or something but it won't work. So, here I am with not enough money to go and get a good massage. LOL.

[BooBoo24]

had the chance to see mia at missly recently. I had not been there before. Was impressed that the place smelled very fresh and clean. Greeted by mia who is a short asian (maybe 4' 11") who was not crazy attractive but not ugly. We go in the room and i ask for 30 minutes and give her 2. 0. She knows the drill and leaves and comes back (very fast actually. I had not even finished undressing). I am finishing undressing and her clothes come off. Just like that. Reveals large d naturals that are very fun to play with. She asks if i want a shower and i had been riding in the car a while and took her up on it.

Shower was fun. Sliding and some tuma. Dried myself. Which i prefer but some may not.

Back in the room she gives me a decent standing bbbj and then we move to the main attraction. Mish, doggie, back to mish. Finish with her working jr hard in a bbbjcim spit. I will hopefully see her again..

I miss missly (kicking and screaming and crying)!

[RogerOver]

I had read here they were closed, but I was traveling out that way a couple of weeks ago, and they were open. They were in yoga-type attire for sure, but they didn't hit me with any form to fill out, and even having never been there before, they went straight for the goodies during the table shower and massage. Even RM shows the last review in June. Oh well, just have to go rattle the door knobs.

[Bjceb]

I stopped the other day and met her but she was busy so couldn't partake.

You are spot on to her looks!

Sounds like a fun time!

Had the chance to see Mia at Missly recently. I had not been there before. Was impressed that the place smelled very fresh and clean. Greeted by Mia who is a short asian (maybe 4' 11") who was not crazy attractive but not ugly. We go in the room and I ask for 30 minutes and give her 2. 0. She knows the drill and leaves and comes back (very fast actually. I had not even finished undressing). I am finishing undressing and her clothes come off. Just like that. Reveals large D naturals that are very fun to play with. She asks if I want a shower and I had been riding in the car a while and took her up on it.

Shower was fun. Sliding and some TUMA. Dried myself. Which I prefer but some may not.

Back in the room she gives me a decent standing BBBJ and then we move to the main attraction. Mish, Doggie, back to mish. Finish with her working jr hard in a BBBJCIM spit. I will hopefully see her again.

-cmm.

[Bjceb]

The sign was on, but the door was locked. It looks abandoned and in disarray.

It's not coming back.

My call is.

They aren't coming back until the florida heat of the new law disappears.

You can't have gals walking around nude all the time and pretending to be a real massage parlor.

[CallMeMatthew]

Had the chance to see Mia at Missly recently. I had not been there before. Was impressed that the place smelled very fresh and clean. Greeted by Mia who is a short asian (maybe 4' 11") who was not crazy attractive but not ugly. We go in the room and I ask for 30 minutes and give her 2. 0. She knows the drill and leaves and comes back (very fast actually. I had not even finished undressing). I am finishing undressing and her clothes come off. Just like that. Reveals large D naturals that are very fun to play with. She asks if I want a shower and I had been riding in the car a while and took her up on it.

Shower was fun. Sliding and some TUMA. Dried myself. Which I prefer but some may not.

Back in the room she gives me a decent standing BBBJ and then we move to the main attraction. Mish, Doggie, back to mish. Finish with her working jr hard in a BBBJCIM spit. I will hopefully see her again.

-cmm.

[OlderThanRocks]

I didn't stop by, but the sign was popping. Anyone been by?

The sign was on, but the door was locked. It looks abandoned and in disarray.

It's not coming back.

[JustBeingNosey]

I thought M & why was closed?

No, still open. It may have changed names. I saw Kelly yesterday and Mina today both a fantastic choice if you like someone small and petite.

[OrlandoOD]

I didn't stop by, but the sign was popping. Anyone been by?

[TheWildOne2]

There has been a bit of chatter about Miss Kelly and I was on the fence. I made my way over hoping they would be slow on Monday night and they were. Mina greeted me and I was excited as I have not heard too much about her being around in the past couple of weeks. She ended up attending to someone else and Kelley came in. She is tiny and she is just about perfect. She has a super cute little butt that's nice and tone, she has some boobs that are nice and perky that had very good work done. She has a fantastic little pussy Very easy to get along with. She said she is here probably till the end of the month.

I thought M & why was closed?

[Kilgore42]

Someone posted on another board 2 days ago that A2 was open again. Does anyone know if this is true?

[ForestGreen213]

Anyone know where all the A2-Milk girls moved to?

[WenDans]

I know you guys all read the outlandish Penthouse forum stories on here and want to have that same experience, but you should really check yourselves on the crazy expectations and remember the YMMV aspect.

Kelly is an A+ provider but even visiting the top girls and spas does not guarantee a 10 out of 10 hall of fame worthy session every time. Sometimes they're too busy, sometimes the girl is tired, sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. It sounds to me like Kelly did her job and dude got his money's worth, even if wasn't "OMG best ever" level.

I know they are in a bit of a downswing right now, but the reality is if you look at the totality of the game in our city, the AMPs are still the best deal in town by a wide margin. If you disagree then please tell us where else you can get a girl who looks as good as Kelly or Mina and does what they do for that price. And I'll be right behind you. Otherwise recognize you are getting to eat top sirloin for McDonald's price and don't be so goddamn picky.

Relax man. I just was stating that I was a little scared. Things have changed since I've last been there. I've only had 10/10 experiences in my times in Orlando. I don't know how much things are going to be different. I don't know what to expect is all.

[JustBeingNosey]

There has been a bit of chatter about Miss Kelly and I was on the fence. I made my way over hoping they would be slow on Monday night and they were. Mina greeted me and I was excited as I have not heard too much about her being around in the past couple of weeks. She ended up attending to someone else and Kelley came in. She is tiny and she is just about perfect. She has a super cute little butt that's nice and tone, she has some boobs that are nice and perky that had very good work done. She has a fantastic little pussy Very easy to get along with. She said she is here probably till the end of the month.

[Dick Jackman]

I know you guys all read the outlandish Penthouse forum stories on here and want to have that same experience, but you should really check yourselves on the crazy expectations and remember the YMMV aspect.

Kelly is an A+ provider but even visiting the top girls and spas does not guarantee a 10 out of 10 hall of fame worthy session every time. Sometimes they're too busy, sometimes the girl is tired, sometimes the chemistry just isn't there. It sounds to me like Kelly did her job and dude got his money's worth, even if wasn't "OMG best ever" level.

I know they are in a bit of a downswing right now, but the reality is if you look at the totality of the game in our city, the AMPs are still the best deal in town by a wide margin. If you disagree then please tell us where else you can get a girl who looks as good as Kelly or Mina and does what they do for that price. And I'll be right behind you. Otherwise recognize you are getting to eat top sirloin for McDonald's price and don't be so goddamn picky.

I agree with StyleNProfile in that the AMPs are the best game in town. Here are eight additional reasons why AMPs are such a good deal:

1. No management / pimps.

2. No excessive drug use. How many reviews have we read where the provider is "using candy"?

3. No irrational behavior by the women. This is a common subject of reviews across all the threads.

4. Always excellent hygiene. Nothing kills the mood more than poor hygiene.

5. No fear of being ghosted. How many of us have made plans for a meet and then been ghosted for no apparent reason? Sometimes after a long drive across town.

6. No risk of being robbed. You don't need to check the bathroom to see if someone is hiding there.

7. No GPS. Escort provider prices rising rapidly despite lackluster service and a slowing economy. AMP prices stable and providing better than fair value.

8. No deposits.

I'm sure that other hobbyists will include additional reasons why AMPs are a good deal. As StyleNProfile pointed out, not every session will be a home run but the totality of the AMP experience is the best deal in town.