Massage Parlor Reports

[Lurker1111]

Hi All.

Has anyone been to the Schaumburg location? I live right across the street in the apartment complex on the back side of the building. I have went there 4-5 times and have not had too much luck. The first 2 times was L1, but they look like they got rid of that girl and the other girls don't appear to even do L1. I was wondering if you guys had any tips or strategies I can use to get more mileage at the Schaumburg location. I know they do have rooms upstairs not sure if these are living quarters or if they do other things upstairs too? I used to get the same girl twice, but not so much anymore. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am just looking for L2/ L3. The third time I went the girl had a very revealing outfit, but did not provide even L1. I noticed that they do mention tips and bring up "customers don't tip them well" or joke around that "tip me well after a compliment". Would that be an indication that we could have negotiations.

Thanks all for your input!

You have already asked us this elsewhere, and we supplied a response. You won't get L3 at a place that is even iffy on L1. Time to venture out a bit further than your backyard. I suggest VIP Massage Spa on Bartlett Rd. It is not too far from you.

P.S. I think your inbox is full.

[Ohboy]

Visited Relax last week and had called ahead and asked for WeWe. Cute younger girl. Asked for table shower, and since she was wearing a skirt, she just tied it up above her waist to keep it dry. She has a gorgeous, round ass! Also, was going commando. Very thorough table shower and back to room for a decent massage. On the flip CBJ, 69, Reverse CG, that ass is perfect, Back to 69 where I finished. She does has a good looking chest, which I was able to enjoy. I didn't make it to CG which I will do next time. When we were done and I was complementing her I said she was a beautiful woman. She seemed shocked and said "girl". Don't know if I offended her, but she was still all smiles, and grabbing the junk. Wonderful place, going back soon.

[Visconti5683]

I appreciate that brother. I ended up trying to go to lanes and 3 guys pulled up and walked in as I was about to go in. My fault as I went when everyone gets off work. I decided to skip it as I'll be in the area all next week. I wasn't a big fan of pure but haven't been to relax in a while so maybe I'll try that out. Thanks again. Sent dm with info (can't give #) but can give you all the info I have.

Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.

[BillRose]

Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.

Is this Ewa taller like 5'9 ish middle aged with a killer ass? There was one Ewa in the quad cities quite awhile back and damn she had a killer ass for a older lady.

[JoeDirt12]

Hate to make one of these posts but I'm struggling here. I've been striking out lately in this area, aurora / Naperville, and Chicago. I can't say that is been horrible but mediocre at best. It is probably my fault as I avoid the hot spots because the constant interruption and high traffic kills it for me. I will be around Lombard tomorrow so if anyone wanted to throw me a bone would be much appreciated (VERY MUCH! I've been trying to find a big booty Asian, big nipples, a girl that dresses extra slutty (especially tiny thongs) idk. Something different.

Not much to offer with AMPs RN but if you need some info on OTC at the titty bars in Melrose park or 390 I got you.

Probably missed my window to help you out. Relax on Roosevelt glen lyn is your best bet. Keke ewa mocha get down to business. There is parking in back as well you just bang on door. 60 - 140 l3. Always good for me because no games I know what I am getting into. People always talk about table shower but I have never seen. It. Been there over 20!times. I guess they know I am there for boom boom.

Pure Roosevelt is a close contender about same rates. L1-2-3. Others very hit or miss.

Would love digits or a reasonable Melrose park Latina if you have contacts.

Good luck.

[Englee]

So here is my short review of Relax. I went there twice last month. First time I got Kiki. She was very fun and upbeat. She does dfk and BBBJ. Everything is on the menu except no massage. In and out in 40 minutes with the table shower. Second time I got Wewe. Pretty massage. No kissing. Covered BJ was outstanding. Full menu.

Need to try Ewa and Mocha next.

Mamasan made it sound like they might be moving locations.

[JoeDirt12]

I have seen talk about Asian apartments western burbs. Do anyone have info they can put here or DM me?

[JaleRoca70]

Didn't know where else to put this, since I figure Elmhurst is close to Lombard, it should work.

Anyway, I went to The Best Relax Massage on York Rd in downtown Elmhurst, 2-3 blocks north of the Metra station. Got a four-hand massage for an hour with Amy and Mandy. Amy and Mandy are both older ladies in their mid to late 50's, not glamorous by any means, but not fugly either. Door fee was $140 (remember with four hands it's double the amount).

I was eagerly looking forward to a good massage with a L1 finish, but my enthusiasm greatly dampened once they told me to keep my underwear on. That's definitely a sign that the place was legit. Also, Mandy told me she was married and that her husband also worked there. I knew then I wasn't going to get a L1 ending. The massage itself was actually good as both Amy and Mandy have great massage skills, but neither gave out any hints or teases of something more. Same thing with the flip.

They both want me to come back soon, but I'm skeptical about any monger getting anything but a good massage..

Been to both places. They are just regular business. No levels t all.

[UsaJB007]

Has anyone tasted Momo recently at Lane's?

[Visconti5683]

Hate to make one of these posts but I'm struggling here. I've been striking out lately in this area, aurora / Naperville, and Chicago. I can't say that is been horrible but mediocre at best. It is probably my fault as I avoid the hot spots because the constant interruption and high traffic kills it for me. I will be around Lombard tomorrow so if anyone wanted to throw me a bone would be much appreciated (VERY MUCH! I've been trying to find a big booty Asian, big nipples, a girl that dresses extra slutty (especially tiny thongs) idk. Something different.

Not much to offer with AMPs RN but if you need some info on OTC at the titty bars in Melrose park or 390 I got you.

[DabGuy888]

Hi All.

Has anyone been to the Schaumburg location? I live right across the street in the apartment complex on the back side of the building. I have went there 4-5 times and have not had too much luck. The first 2 times was L1, but they look like they got rid of that girl and the other girls don't appear to even do L1. I was wondering if you guys had any tips or strategies I can use to get more mileage at the Schaumburg location. I know they do have rooms upstairs not sure if these are living quarters or if they do other things upstairs too? I used to get the same girl twice, but not so much anymore. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am just looking for L2/ L3. The third time I went the girl had a very revealing outfit, but did not provide even L1. I noticed that they do mention tips and bring up "customers don't tip them well" or joke around that "tip me well after a compliment". Would that be an indication that we could have negotiations.

Thanks all for your input!

[MongForLong]

Sounds like the Lisa I saw, just did L1 as I wasn't wasting money on L3. This is typical talent at this place.

It sure is a mix of talent there. I have walked out before and I have enjoyed some good massages also. Haven't figured out their rotation yet.

[DMichaels69]

Sounds like the Lisa I saw, just did L1 as I wasn't wasting money on L3. This is typical talent at this place.

Today I stopped by Arraz (marigold). I was received by Lisa, agree an your height, she is about 5'2" so proceeded into the massage. Naked on the table face down, she comes IN, massage light on shoulders, then the legs whileI roamed a little. I was hoping some tease, but didn't happened, so still I gave her $160 hoping to have similar experience as you. But actually she didn't do BBJ but CBJ, later I tried to LFK but nope, no kisses, then tried FIV which she didn't allowed, but only superficial touch. By that time I was kind of disappointed, anyway proceeded to the final act. After she put a lot of lube on her V so yes she was wet, but because of the lube she applied on her V so we F**k for about 10 minutes and done.

I would say for me face is 7 of 10.

Body 6 of 10 (she has a C scar).

Ass 5 of 10.

Sex 5 of 10.

Will not return.

Anyway she told me she will be here another month. I would guess her age late 30 or early 40.

Now you know more about her and probably YMMV.

[Ronacin]

Stopped by marigold again, was told by mms that new girls no mimi. Was there to see mimi. But let's give it a shot had pretty decent luck here lately. She called for lisa. Had a lisa there about a month ago. This was Lisa 2. 0! About 5'2" really nice natural C's. Tiny hips and I nice ass. Prolly 15 lbs smaller than the other lisa. Prolly 30's? 70 to the house. Actually a REALLY decent massage. Allowed lots of touching during. Very responsive. On flip she started a 2. Seems but settled at 140 for L3. When the clothes came off was REALLYV IMPRESSED flat tummy natural Bush and very sexy. AMAZING nipples. Asked if I nassage her. Very responsive to daty, into nipple play. Then said, mu turn. Onto some bbj, then CBJ, climbed on cg, to ride. Eyes closed lots if moaning leaned in, hesitates then lfk, to dfk. She rode us both to the finish line. Laid on my chest for a bit, kissing and licking ny nipples. A little massage after. Then out with a big hug and a deep kiss. Definition be back for this one.

Today I stopped by Arraz (marigold). I was received by Lisa, agree an your height, she is about 5'2" so proceeded into the massage. Naked on the table face down, she comes IN, massage light on shoulders, then the legs whileI roamed a little. I was hoping some tease, but didn't happened, so still I gave her $160 hoping to have similar experience as you. But actually she didn't do BBJ but CBJ, later I tried to LFK but nope, no kisses, then tried FIV which she didn't allowed, but only superficial touch. By that time I was kind of disappointed, anyway proceeded to the final act. After she put a lot of lube on her V so yes she was wet, but because of the lube she applied on her V so we F**k for about 10 minutes and done.

I would say for me face is 7 of 10.

Body 6 of 10 (she has a C scar).

Ass 5 of 10.

Sex 5 of 10.

Will not return.

Anyway she told me she will be here another month. I would guess her age late 30 or early 40.

Now you know more about her and probably YMMV.

[BigJohn619]

I called today and asked for Jessica, the person on the phone replied that Jessica was gone, and that there was another new girl. I just said thank you and hang up.

So no more Jessica at Lanes.

Well shit.