Massage Parlor Reports

[KrangleVerse]

Hi guys,

I've always enjoyed the massage parlors, but the po po keeps a close eye on all the parlors in town (1+ hour outside the cities), and the places in the cities don't seem to be much different, though I really can't tell for sure. Where I come from in FL, you can generally stroll into just about any Asian location and expect at least an L1. Here, it's been easier to just go with the hotel Asians, though I keep taking things further than I wanted (read: BBFS with old lady, paranoia for a week about critters in my wee wee). Can anyone recommend a surefire L1 massage place in the SE of the cities? Or a bit further? I see one advertised on STG, but I don't see any other reviews -- It would be a real downer to waste my time and money checking it out and failing, then having blue balls. Feel free to message me -- and I'll tell you the phone number with the smoking hot hotel Asian (or the old lady who freely offers BBFS creampie if you're into that).

Summer Spa in Cottage Grove. Enjoy.

[GaryCotter]

Hi guys,

I've always enjoyed the massage parlors, but the po po keeps a close eye on all the parlors in town (1+ hour outside the cities), and the places in the cities don't seem to be much different, though I really can't tell for sure. Where I come from in FL, you can generally stroll into just about any Asian location and expect at least an L1. Here, it's been easier to just go with the hotel Asians, though I keep taking things further than I wanted (read: BBFS with old lady, paranoia for a week about critters in my wee wee). Can anyone recommend a surefire L1 massage place in the SE of the cities? Or a bit further? I see one advertised on STG, but I don't see any other reviews -- It would be a real downer to waste my time and money checking it out and failing, then having blue balls. Feel free to message me -- and I'll tell you the phone number with the smoking hot hotel Asian (or the old lady who freely offers BBFS creampie if you're into that).

[MassErrection]

Isn't Wonderful the old Comforting Hands place? They have been legit for a long while. I remember Angela and that was YEARS ago. I think they are full legit now, but someone let me know if I am wrong on this. That was my go-to many many years ago.

Yes, comforting hands massage. Back in the day. The new place is legit from my experience.

[KrangleVerse]

Welcome, and wowee really? Seasons huh? That's a shocker to me. With all the constant hubbub about Rose, this seems like an alternative. This is absolutely the first I've heard of this, and I know some mongers who will be more than happy to try it out.

Hope you're prepared for a litany of PM's LOL.

Eden Praire Seasons? Yep, they about to get a lot of business.

[KrangleVerse]

Oh that's an interesting tidbit! I had Wonderful in my no-go list. I got stonewalled there hard when I visited a year ago. Might be good intel for mongers that are nearby there. Then again there are like 3 spots near there that I know are good. The infamous Maple for one of course.

Isn't Wonderful the old Comforting Hands place? They have been legit for a long while. I remember Angela and that was YEARS ago. I think they are full legit now, but someone let me know if I am wrong on this. That was my go-to many many years ago.

[Fisher4899]

Oh that's an interesting tidbit! I had Wonderful in my no-go list. I got stonewalled there hard when I visited a year ago. Might be good intel for mongers that are nearby there. Then again there are like 3 spots near there that I know are good. The infamous Maple for one of course.

In my experience, Wonderful has been strictly legit, but also my go to for a great massage.

[BurtForPres]

Been perusing this forum for a while, and finally bit the bullet and decided to create an account. Here are a few that I have had good success at: and keep in mind I am in the western burbs.

Rose: I prefer Michelle, just because I know what I am getting and it never fails. Plus, I get my full time.

Seasons: Tina. It may take a time or two, but you can eventually get more than an L1. In fact, she loves when you can get her off. I only tip her 20 and she loves seeing me. However, massage is mediocre.

Place up in coon rapids: old lady but great with massage and fun HE.

I am sure I have a few more as I partake from time to time. I really want to find an independent if anyone knows of someone, please reach out!

Welcome, and wowee really? Seasons huh? That's a shocker to me. With all the constant hubbub about Rose, this seems like an alternative. This is absolutely the first I've heard of this, and I know some mongers who will be more than happy to try it out.

Hope you're prepared for a litany of PM's LOL.

[GaryCotter]

I don't understand why people do the half hour visit. I can understand that they want to save a couple of bucks if it's the first time at some place but the difference is so small, it doesn't seem worth it to me. I was at a place recently that originally said ok to an hour but while I was in the room getting undressed she came in and said she can only do a half hour. I told her that I was going to leave then because I only wanted an hour. She quickly changed her mind and said an hour would work. I made sure to look at the clock because I figured she was going to short me but she did not, was actually in there a bit over an hour. Did the same thing quite a while back at a different location. Only once have I allowed them to switch me to a half hour and that was such a miserable experience I didn't really mind. In case you are wondering where that was at, it was at Trudy (old location).

I almost always get the half hour, though I would love to relax long enough to enjoy the full hour. I'm usually squeezing in a visit between other appointments to keep family / coworkers from suspecting anything, and it's usually the HE that I'm looking for. My favorite thing in the world is to get a high quality massage followed by a L1, and they can do that fine in 30 minutes.

[BurtForPres]

Hh is good for l1 service. Wonderful massage in Maplewood had a hot spinner named Angela that offered 30 minutes. She would light touch for 10 minutes, ask you to turnover, get you hard and finish you off. She wasn't known for her massage skills so saving $20 makes sense.

Oh that's an interesting tidbit! I had Wonderful in my no-go list. I got stonewalled there hard when I visited a year ago. Might be good intel for mongers that are nearby there. Then again there are like 3 spots near there that I know are good. The infamous Maple for one of course.

[HumbleChap]

Wow. What was that 5-6 years ago? They closed / re-opened but my experience was legit and no expanded menu this year.

[RelaxingNorth]

Been perusing this forum for a while, and finally bit the bullet and decided to create an account. Here are a few that I have had good success at: and keep in mind I am in the western burbs.

Rose: I prefer Michelle, just because I know what I am getting and it never fails. Plus, I get my full time.

Seasons: Tina. It may take a time or two, but you can eventually get more than an L1. In fact, she loves when you can get her off. I only tip her 20 and she loves seeing me. However, massage is mediocre.

Place up in coon rapids: old lady but great with massage and fun HE.

I am sure I have a few more as I partake from time to time. I really want to find an independent if anyone knows of someone, please reach out!

[MassErrection]

I don't understand why people do the half hour visit. I can understand that they want to save a couple of bucks if it's the first time at some place but the difference is so small, it doesn't seem worth it to me. I was at a place recently that originally said ok to an hour but while I was in the room getting undressed she came in and said she can only do a half hour. I told her that I was going to leave then because I only wanted an hour. She quickly changed her mind and said an hour would work. I made sure to look at the clock because I figured she was going to short me but she did not, was actually in there a bit over an hour. Did the same thing quite a while back at a different location. Only once have I allowed them to switch me to a half hour and that was such a miserable experience I didn't really mind. In case you are wondering where that was at, it was at Trudy (old location).

Hh is good for l1 service. Wonderful massage in Maplewood had a hot spinner named Angela that offered 30 minutes. She would light touch for 10 minutes, ask you to turnover, get you hard and finish you off. She wasn't known for her massage skills so saving $20 makes sense.

[Part Time Guy]

Half hour is for first time TOFFT visits. A bit less money and you get to the point faster.

To me, half hour is when I already know the place and they know me and we just want to get down to business. When exploring, I always go for an hour so the place knows I am committed to at least finding out what is what and want to see where it goes.

[KrangleVerse]

I don't understand why people do the half hour visit. I can understand that they want to save a couple of bucks if it's the first time at some place but the difference is so small, it doesn't seem worth it to me. I was at a place recently that originally said ok to an hour but while I was in the room getting undressed she came in and said she can only do a half hour. I told her that I was going to leave then because I only wanted an hour. She quickly changed her mind and said an hour would work. I made sure to look at the clock because I figured she was going to short me but she did not, was actually in there a bit over an hour. Did the same thing quite a while back at a different location. Only once have I allowed them to switch me to a half hour and that was such a miserable experience I didn't really mind. In case you are wondering where that was at, it was at Trudy (old location).

Half hour is for first time TOFFT visits. A bit less money and you get to the point faster.

[OnlyMe1234]

This is such a pet peeve. Recently had this happen somewhere cut I got cut in half on the time but then they try to charge me the 30 min rate which is like 80% of the 60 minute rate. Nono, if you cut my session in half, I a paying half the 60 minute rate.

Oh she got pissed when I did that.

I don't understand why people do the half hour visit. I can understand that they want to save a couple of bucks if it's the first time at some place but the difference is so small, it doesn't seem worth it to me. I was at a place recently that originally said ok to an hour but while I was in the room getting undressed she came in and said she can only do a half hour. I told her that I was going to leave then because I only wanted an hour. She quickly changed her mind and said an hour would work. I made sure to look at the clock because I figured she was going to short me but she did not, was actually in there a bit over an hour. Did the same thing quite a while back at a different location. Only once have I allowed them to switch me to a half hour and that was such a miserable experience I didn't really mind. In case you are wondering where that was at, it was at Trudy (old location).