Massage Parlor Reports

[Woody2024]

" An Informed consumer is a Smart consumer".

Today's Trivia Question! Who spoke those words? Back in the 80's Howard Stern made fun of the Old Man and his daughter Marci. He got Marci on the phone on live radio and propositioned her. What was the name of the family business at Baileys Crossroad, it was a clothing store. I can't remember the name..

Sy Syms AKA Seymour Merinsky. The store was at Seven Corners, not Baileys. There is a gym there now.

[Proflou2019]

It is a no for Judy, but others there are usually much better.

I've dreamt about that place a couple times since they moved. Can't say any have been particularly good experiences, much higher traffic than when they were on Dorsey Circle. If you manage to dream during the infrequent "slow traffic" times you can get the sort of attention we expect when dreaming about an AMP visit, but more misses than hits.

Lou.

[Egotistic]

Judy is new to this location, and I found her a bit stand offish. Her massage was average, she avoided contact if you want to touch her leg, and she did not want to reveal anything that may bump up a tip from 40. It was not a total loss, the massage was uninspired but survivable. Overall I cannot recommend Judy if you have another option. Usually the masseuses here are better than her session, but they were a bit busy and I suspect she wanted to keep the assembly line moving. It is a no for Judy, but others there are usually much better.

[ScoopFeeding]

Lili was probably filling in for Wendy, who is a big girl, but Lili is not. She is very attractive. Her English is limited but if you speak mandarin she will lighten up and chatter away. Her massage is excellent, it is different than a lot of others. She uses her forearm and elbow quite a bit, but not so much that she inflicts pain. When you flip, she is aware of why you are there and will provide more than a HJ (40-60) but is not L4 in her activities. She willingly offered me her luscious chest, and I have to say I was shocked at how perfect they were, and probably man made. Interestingly, though not much was said, she pulled out a latex glove and handed it to me to put on in the event that I wanted to explore. I politely declined. Lili is willing to finish the massage in the nude, and will provide a nice P2P slide (100) if you are interested, entry is prohibited if you partake. Once she has relieved your tension she will finish off the hour giving you a head or foot massage. She is a sweet lady, but may not be around much longer if she is filling in for Wendy. Let's hope she has a longer stay.

[Proflou2019]

What was the name of the business?.

SYMS.

Lou.

[Dave777]

Thought I visit one of my goto spots for some Latin massage and when the door opened a short asian girl answered. Now I haven't been in about 1. 5 months so stayed and wish I didn't. The whole experience was terrible. The massage was just hand touching all on the back then moved to couple thigh grabs. Menu negotiations were expensive but final was $$ for full menu. Now this is also where it sucked so bad, only 1 position of missionary and used her knees to block me so the motion was limited. Minimal touching allowed by me and constantly saying hurry up bb. Fair warning do not see Mary even though her body was decent but everything else was trash.

I agree, Rainbow is terrible now. I had a similar experience last week. Also, the person across from them installed a ring camera, so be careful. I've been going to the place back when it was called One Therapy, and that camera was never there.

[PuntaJaco43]

Wasn't that Sy?

Lou.

What was the name of the business?

Pj.

[BuckshotWatson]

Impact massage therapy is in Annandale on McWhorter Pl. In google maps it looks like a straight up legit massage place. The only reason I chose this one as I try to find a new place that suits me is that in one of the photos is a massage table with no extra sheet or blanket. Once in the door I was led to the room that was in the photo and attended by a 40's /50's lady with a really nice figure, spandex pants and a rather clinical looking shirt.

I've been here several times, and received very good deep tissue massages each time. In my experience, repeat sessions reap benefits, though not an ala carte, multiple options / levels type of place. And, again, a great massage, if not much more. It is in my rotation for sure.

[SlyFrog]

First picture is Lisa. She is cute and young. It is a real picture.

Saw this new ad today. This is the first time they have shown closeups of their faces (except the purple one); usually it is their backsides. Any recommendations and does the name list match with the order of the photos?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/fa.../23284267.html

[BlueDrifter]

Thought I visit one of my goto spots for some Latin massage and when the door opened a short asian girl answered. Now I haven't been in about 1. 5 months so stayed and wish I didn't. The whole experience was terrible. The massage was just hand touching all on the back then moved to couple thigh grabs. Menu negotiations were expensive but final was $$ for full menu. Now this is also where it sucked so bad, only 1 position of missionary and used her knees to block me so the motion was limited. Minimal touching allowed by me and constantly saying hurry up bb. Fair warning do not see Mary even though her body was decent but everything else was trash.

[BenDiesel30]

Do they have a shower there now? Cauz otherwise I'm ain't going close to that place.

Haha I'm surprised more guys don't complain about this too. Half of them stink and smell fishy each time they get nude. Others have something they're spraying to hide it the 8-10 hours of fun.

[Proflou2019]

I can't remember the name.

Wasn't that Sy?

Lou.

[Caspian33]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23288687.html

Has anyone been here?

Worth my time?

[Uboatct]

Too bad about ruby. I went last weekend hoping to meet her and just left as I wasn't feeling it with Coco.

Great to hear there's a couple youngish girls who are new. Keep the reports coming. Hopefully they stick around.

Well gents, matters of Love and War can be unpredictable. On my last review of May Wellness, I talked about the comradery between the Three Musketeers and I described the gals and their longtime friendship. Well, they have disbanded! This is what happened: Ruby (the new young recruit) got handed her walking papers from Nicole because of her substandard massage skills; Amy and Ruby were dueling, so Amy joined another alliance and left; Cindy bought a black string Bikini and is searching Flushing for a hot beach to model it on, she will return once sufficiently tanned; (she is sending photos) Sunny is on extended leave but will return in the near future.

Now Nicole is not the lead Musketeer for nothing; she is no pushover when it comes to massage skills and running a consistent and efficient spa. So, she has appointed some new recruits:

I just got back from a session with EMMA OMG!

1). Emma: Saw her this morning. She actually doesn't have bad massage skills; Nicole must have worked with her these last few days. Great figure just like reviewer mention; he was right on with everything so no need to repeat.

1 a). This morning along with Emma I met Summer. She is a little older but boy is she frisky! I spoke to her in the hall after I finished with Emma and wow, I was ready to go another round. She is only there through the weekend, I believe, but I am not sure.

2). Amy has now decided to return! She is back later today. I have met her, but I have never experienced her massage skills. She is very popular so she must have some expertise in some obscure endeavor because she has this steady following. Amy is a full-figured woman which really seems to attract the membership.

3). The next gal is a surprise! I never thought she would be returning but Nicole must have cut her a sweet deal. I wrote a review about her back a year ago titled: The return of Sunny and Cherrie. I am not going to name her because she doesn't arrive until early next week, and if something happens then I'm on the hook-- but let's just say it's not Sunny. That should be an easy LOL.

Anyhow, I have spent many sessions with this gal. She is tall, very slender, under forty with a killer figure and gents, let's just say she can make you feel really good.

I am happy that Cindy has taken a few weeks off, this allows me some free room to roam. (You didn't hear me say that.).

To conclude: I already mentioned this, but I am going to say it again: May Wellness is a spa for gentlemen. We come to meet nice young attractive woman, enjoy a massage, some interesting conversation and then experience a happy ending. There is no FS or any other illicit activities offered. After my last review some degenerate, unsatisfied because he couldn't get FS tried to stiff the poor gal. I am saying this because I don't want you to be disappointed, embarrassed and annoy the gals. Do what I do: When you have a big itch Visit Wed spa, Eastern or the many other FS establishments in the immediate area.

Remember!

" An Informed consumer is a Smart consumer".

Today's Trivia Question! Who spoke those words? Back in the 80's Howard Stern made fun of the Old Man and his daughter Marci. He got Marci on the phone on live radio and propositioned her. What was the name of the family business at Baileys Crossroad, it was a clothing store. I can't remember the name.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies!

Always ride with the gals!

Cum again!

PJ.

[MbGuy1234]

Happy you enjoyed yourself. There are a few locations in that area. Which place did you dream about? Name of provider would be helpful as well.

ACU is on the corner near the old bridge rd side. I walked in there the other day and it didn't seem like they offered extras. The lady working did look nice and young. Looking to get more info on if they had a table shower and who you saw. Feel free to PM. Thanks.