Strip Club Reports

[Wanker23]

I'm in Portland so I have a lot of strip club experience and I always heard that Seattle clubs are a complete waste of time but in reading this forum its making me rethink that! I personally haven't really every heard of much in the way of extras at PDX clubs but it's sounding like in Seattle extras are very much routinely on the menu and expected. Is this a realistic assumption to make? It's making me think I should really check out one of these clubs next time I'm up there! LOL.

This is just my own experience. I saw in forums that Portland was so much better than Seattle so I started checking out the clubs when in Portland every year. Consistently, I found very few ladies in the clubs, nobody on stage, nobody giving lap dances, nobody approaching customers for dances. Just dancers sitting and talking to other dancers or customers. I found the dancers to be way out of shape, pasty white and with horrendous tattoo work. This is visiting 2-3 clubs every year (7 or 8 years) for about 30-60 minutes per visit. For the life of me, I don't understand how they stay open. Again, this is just my experience. Maybe I have shit luck down there. I find Seattle clubs to have a mix of ladies- age, hotness, services, etc. I can always find a fun one. Portland- I couldn't even find one I was willing to touch.

[Shogun Hua]

Random question but what type of clothing do you guys normally wear when you go to clubs?

Are jeans uncomfortable for you / the girl when you're getting a lap dance?

Do you ever wear sweat pants for easy access?

There are Youtube videos on this subject from strippers. From what I remember, (this is probably for strippers that are just doing lap dances and not doing extras) sweatpants are frowned upon, no basketball shorts without underwear. You are kind of regarded as a pervert. Jeans might be too abrasive. I believe that slacks were a better choice, not that abrasive.

[Darce]

Random question but what type of clothing do you guys normally wear when you go to clubs?

Are jeans uncomfortable for you / the girl when you're getting a lap dance?

Do you ever wear sweat pants for easy access?

[ShavedKitties]

I'm in Portland so I have a lot of strip club experience and I always heard that Seattle clubs are a complete waste of time but in reading this forum its making me rethink that! I personally haven't really every heard of much in the way of extras at PDX clubs but it's sounding like in Seattle extras are very much routinely on the menu and expected. Is this a realistic assumption to make? It's making me think I should really check out one of these clubs next time I'm up there! LOL.

I've been a couple of times to clubs in Portland at the recommendation of some folks, how they are great. I mean, for entertainment, sure, they have all the bells and whistles, good shows; but that's not why I go to a stripclub.

Here in Seattle you can get a nice handy while fingering some girl in the lap dance area. With some girls you can get much more including raw service. Most of this happens in the early shifts, but you can get lucky at night as well. Anyway, for what I want, seattle is great, I'm not looking for just a show.

[Hawksforza12]

Are you going to do the setup with Monse? I would love to partake and give her a nice load for her to swallow!

I'm interested also! I like what I heard about Monse!

[Tadger]

I'm in Portland so I have a lot of strip club experience and I always heard that Seattle clubs are a complete waste of time but in reading this forum its making me rethink that! I personally haven't really every heard of much in the way of extras at PDX clubs but it's sounding like in Seattle extras are very much routinely on the menu and expected. Is this a realistic assumption to make? It's making me think I should really check out one of these clubs next time I'm up there! LOL.

[IJustWant]

Has anyone had any luck getting extras from some hot dancers?

Tee- Kittens and Pandoras.

Star- Pandora.

Mariana- Kittens.

Celeste- Pandoras.

Tee and Star told me no, dunno about the others.

[FakeGnus]

Has anyone had any luck getting extras from some hot dancers?

Tee- Kittens and Pandoras.

Star- Pandora.

Mariana- Kittens.

Celeste- Pandoras.

[Eeldred]

Monse is ready for a Gangbang.

Text her if interested.

Are you going to do the setup with Monse? I would love to partake and give her a nice load for her to swallow!

[Facials]

Anybody know what happened to Liz at Pandora? Haven't seen her there in a while.

Hopefully getting her smelly vag washed out.

These girls need to be reminded they are just that. Cheap girls.

[Perppa]

I has a nice hh in the VIP room near the open.

HJ with spit and lube. Lots of moans and dirty talk. Moans.

Lubed me up and covered me up. He pussy swallowed my dick and gripped it. She pulled the cum out of me.

It was awesome.

Well after this review I must pay her a visit ASAP! Thanks for the inspiration!

[TakemyLoad]

I has a nice hh in the VIP room near the open.

HJ with spit and lube. Lots of moans and dirty talk. Moans.

Lubed me up and covered me up. He pussy swallowed my dick and gripped it. She pulled the cum out of me.

It was awesome.

[DirtyFuk]

Monse is ready for a Gangbang.

Text her if interested.

Hand raised to do creampie cleanup, cuck and, bi play if allowed.

[LuvMeAbbw]

I saw Ramona post in IG that it was a slow night at kittens.

Dm'd her. Set the deal. Hopped in the BBW cruiser. 15 minutes later enter. Get drink. Hit VIP room. Unzip. Slurp slurp bend over pound pound, drop nut in her out door home 50 minutes after I sent Original dm.

Bbfscip, BBBJ $200 including room fee plus $21 entry fee.

[Barnie]

Monse is ready for a Gangbang.

Text her if interested.

What a cumdump.