Massage Parlor Reports

[Ridley1991]

Anyone got a recommendation for a legit good massage only where they are ok with being undraped? Tough to find a good legit massage where they are not constantly tucking in the sheet.

[Blond Suave]

What provider did you have?

Hanna about 2 months ago, Helen this last time.

[KrangleVerse]

Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.

DIY or L1?

[BurtForPres]

Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.

Yup, you got the same as me. The fact that she was also wearing jeans with you just confirms what I think about the joint. I wouldn't hold out hope that more is in the books tbh. Basic L1 with egregious upsell just for her to lift her shirt and more egregious upsell to touch kitty is likely all you'll get on future visits.

I do want to be wrong though. L2 for a benji would be the only way to get me to come back. When I asked during my visit, it was going to be a that tip just for L1 with shirt lifted. No thanks.

And yes, I acknowledge I'm being cheap. Hold the line boys.

[Glacier369]

Checked it out. Cute lady in her 40's asked me if I got text about place. I said yes but I didn't. Just heard about it on here. She then asked me for my number and wrote it down, She asked me to wait in room, said girl would be there in 30 min. Cute little spinner Yumi showed up. Some OTC roaming over her light jeans and bad massage. But she may be a good time on more visits. Fun girl with possibilities.

[MacSauce]

I went about a year or so ago and haven't been back since due to the distance. Got Helen and it was a good time. Not entirely enthusiastic though but the massage was therapeutic. This was before she got the extra team there to help out and she was in her own office studio without her renovations and extra rooms. It was cheaper than it was now too but rates have gone up everywhere. YMMV as stated. I am tempted to go back at some point to try out some of the others. Sounds like it may not be worth it though!

[Anything Cool]

I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.

I have only received L1 at Rose. Maybe some have received more. It always YMMV.

[MassErrection]

I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.

First couple times she will massage you with her panties on. Show her the money and its panties off.

[Rambo21]

I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.

I think standard L1.

[Rambo21]

Helen usually services the guys with deep pockets. She has a clientele of wealthy men who drive $100 k cars stop in there. They will get first call.

Is Helen the manager? If so, I had her once, and I would prefer others that work there.

[KrangleVerse]

Helen usually services the guys with deep pockets. She has a clientele of wealthy men who drive $100 k cars stop in there. They will get first call.

I haven't checked out Rose because it's so far away. But I drive a nice car Is this just standard L1 or something special? Might make the trek if it's worth it.

[Thunter]

So I took the dive. My curiosity was killing me. The joint is indeed in a busy area, but it's tucked away behind the really busy fronts. I didn't necessarily feel too many eyes on me.

I didn't have a number to call, so I just walked in. Their door was locked, which is always a good sign IMO. Knocked and a petite 40's lady answered the door. Flat as a board on both ends. Pretty face though. She gave me the rates and I put down for an hour. The joint itself is just as plain and sterile as any joint ya'll have been to. Doors on the rooms that are closed during massage.

The mamasan (older, similar appearance) grilled me a bit and asked how I found them before leading me into the room. I just said I saw the front and wanted a massage. She was luckily not the one to help me.

Massage itself was okay. Medium pressure requested, felt like light pressure. I just kinda said screw it and asked for a 2 pop, one now and one near the end. She spoke verrry little English and it was tough to negotiate. Ultimately though, it was negotiated for 80 and we were set. I tried to negotiate just rolling up her top, but she wanted 20 more bucks just for that. I may be a cheap bastard, but that kinda killed it for me. I settled for OTC, but because of the aforementioned flatness, it didn't help. This place is no different than the other Hudson AMP just like 8 ish minutes away. Lotta upsell for robotic service.

And robotic it was. Both times were jackhammer with no technique. I requested slower, but no help there. I feel like I'm too jaded at this point LOL. Even if I was getting exactly what I wanted, the quality was just not there. During the second, after a really shitty half hearted tease, I had the stamina to just hold out for a while to see if she would change it up to help me along. She was getting visibly frustrated and just kept going harder. Ouch. I just said fuck it and let go.

I cleaned up, shorted her 10 on the tip, and left. My impression is that it's the same people that own the other Hudson AMP. Upselling because they're the only ones in the area. I was lucky to get what I got at a decent rate, but I can get so much more mileage here in the Twin Cities.

The game is changing tbh. A few years ago I used to think Hudson was great because they were so far from other more important Wisconsin cities. Looking back though, the options there are mid compared to the current state of our AMP's.

Thanks for TOFT, much appreciated! The joints in Hudson are just not worth the effort although they always seem busy.

[MassErrection]

Made an appointment for an hour, was cut to 30 minutes. Second time in a row. Paid the 30 minute rate but really only got about 20 minutes. Lame.

Helen usually services the guys with deep pockets. She has a clientele of wealthy men who drive $100 k cars stop in there. They will get first call.

[MassErrection]

So I took the dive. My curiosity was killing me. The joint is indeed in a busy area, but it's tucked away behind the really busy fronts. I didn't necessarily feel too many eyes on me.

I didn't have a number to call, so I just walked in. Their door was locked, which is always a good sign IMO. Knocked and a petite 40's lady answered the door. Flat as a board on both ends. Pretty face though. She gave me the rates and I put down for an hour. The joint itself is just as plain and sterile as any joint ya'll have been to. Doors on the rooms that are closed during massage.

The mamasan (older, similar appearance) grilled me a bit and asked how I found them before leading me into the room. I just said I saw the front and wanted a massage. She was luckily not the one to help me.

My man! Thanks for toftt! I'll definitely avoid that place. No way I'm tipping $80, I don't care if Helen works there LOL.

[Rambo21]

Made an appointment for an hour, was cut to 30 minutes. Second time in a row. Paid the 30 minute rate but really only got about 20 minutes. Lame.

What provider did you have?