Massage Parlor Reports

[LaffinGorilla]

Ventured up North to see what's available, and stopped by Golden Massage to see what's available.

Walked in and was greet by a bunch of ladies. Linda was the warmest of the bunch, probably around lower 40's with a decent body. She suggested 4 hands with her bestie, Helen. So, 1. 2 for the house.

Massage was pretty good. Helen has stronger hands whereas Linda was more sensual (slower with the motion). Flip and the fun begins, where both took their tops off. Helen straddled my stomach while Linda does the work. Pretty fun session overall. . 7 tip each. So $$. 6 for the experience.

Linda said she's only been in Atlanta for a week, whereas Helen said she's a part-timer. In any case, definitely would return for Linda alone.

[UpIntheSky]

Went in and meet a lady in late 40's. Decent looking asked if I called, I didn't so opt for an hour. Got decent vibes. In room there was a big note saying "only professional massage". I thought may be it was just for LEs. Massage was below par and very bad. Felt like just roaming her hands over my back even after asking for medium pressure. Drapes was on full time. And no happiness. Didn't get the name of provider. But it was very busy place. Door open at least 4 times in an hour.

I thought I read in previous reviews that happiness available at Ming, I might be wrong.

You need to get the owner Ming herself and show her the money. HE 100%.

[KC1985]

Anyone know where she went? There's a rumor she went back to an old shop after leaving A1 but idk which one.

Would appreciate if anyone's heard anything. PMs preferred.

Thanks,

KC.

[KC1985]

I've had bad luck with gettin 'the ugly one' and then becoming 'their client'. I went in one place, specifically asked the young cute one "I'm getting you right?" all yes's and nods. Layin on the table, I hear some talking in the hall, then gramma yoda walks in smiling talking about "long time no see!" Ya *****, I'm trying to escape you!

I think the cute ones get all the traffic. If you're nice and won't walk out and hurt some feelings you'll get stuck with palpatine.

Haha this is so fucking hilarious. Wish we could pin posts here cause you've got a gift for comedy writing.

On a serious note you can absolutely say no to whatever or whoever you don't want. If you've seen the ugly one several times just tell her you're trying a new girl. They see it all the time. Like someone else said you can always tell them if not you're leaving, and they'll act right. They hate money going out the door.

If the one I want tells me yes and then another girl walks in the room I'm definitely making a fuss.

-KC.

[Colonel16]

Oasis has always been a sure thing for me.

Hey Basser, just tried to PM you, but your box is full. Can you open up some space?

[Studster]

I got the same exact message from her. I questioned her and she said she meant to say that now that "you don't have to take off clothes". I replied to her, "if I want to still take my clothes off will that be ok?" She replies NO. I texted 2 other girls and they said that Lily might try to go legit and they are questioning if they want to come back. Long story short, they open back up on the 3rd. The 2 girls and Lily confirmed that date. 1 of the girls are saying if the business has change they will not stay that's how they make their money for their families.

I sent a PM regarding this message.

[Basser]

Thanks! I figure when I get in one I can tell the difference, but I've never been to a kamp. Was trying to figure out how to tell before walkin in. It's awkward to walk in, look around then walk out!

Just say you came to get a card and don't have time. Of course you can always change your mind. They know the drill. They've seen it all.

[Basser]

I've gotten hand shakes at both in the past.

Oasis has always been a sure thing for me.

[Colonel16]

I've gotten hand shakes at both in the past.

Hey AlexGsxr: tried to send you a PM, but your box is full. Can you open up some space?

[AlexGsxr]

OK, still doing a lot of traveling trying to find an ATF replacement. (Roswell raids).

This time I hit Lawrenceville-Suwanee and visited Crystal and Oasis.

Crystal: met Cindi the owner; married; short hair and fairly tall; father is in China with poor health; she visits him from time to time; massage was not that good and there were no signs of anything else good.

Oasis: met Mary; married with 2 kids; fairly attractive; easy to talk to; massage was good but no signs of anything else.

Does anyone have different intel on either of these two locations? PM me if that is better for you. Thanks.

I've gotten hand shakes at both in the past.

[Colonel16]

OK, still doing a lot of traveling trying to find an ATF replacement. (Roswell raids).

This time I hit Lawrenceville-Suwanee and visited Crystal and Oasis.

Crystal: met Cindi the owner; married; short hair and fairly tall; father is in China with poor health; she visits him from time to time; massage was not that good and there were no signs of anything else good.

Oasis: met Mary; married with 2 kids; fairly attractive; easy to talk to; massage was good but no signs of anything else.

Does anyone have different intel on either of these two locations? PM me if that is better for you. Thanks.

[AmberChaos]

What's the general consensus on places in Woodstock / Kennesaw area? I know LE is talked about a lot. I've visited a place in Kennesaw twice now and though it was pretty basic HE, I don't feel like there's much risk there. Am I naive? Also are there any places in this area you'd recommend for the best service? Any non-Chinese places?

Also, I just show up at my place and I've gotten a different person each time. I'm not sure how I'd go about ensuring I get the one I like more. Is that just part of it?

If you want to see the same girl, get her name. Call before you go in and ask for her.

[SweetWater420]

Do any of your request a line up of who's available? I've always accepted who was sent and not gotten who I requested.

I've had bad luck with gettin 'the ugly one' and then becoming 'their client'. I went in one place, specifically asked the young cute one "I'm getting you right?" all yes's and nods. Layin on the table, I hear some talking in the hall, then gramma yoda walks in smiling talking about "long time no see!" Ya *****, I'm trying to escape you!

I think the cute ones get all the traffic. If you're nice and won't walk out and hurt some feelings you'll get stuck with palpatine.

[SweetWater420]

Camps tend to have the word "Massage" in the name. Like Health Massage.

Kamps hav the word "Spa" in their name. Like 4 Seasons Spa.

That's the easiest way to distinguish the two.

Thanks! I figure when I get in one I can tell the difference, but I've never been to a kamp. Was trying to figure out how to tell before walkin in. It's awkward to walk in, look around then walk out!

[AtlBud]

Went in and meet a lady in late 40's. Decent looking asked if I called, I didn't so opt for an hour. Got decent vibes. In room there was a big note saying "only professional massage". I thought may be it was just for LEs. Massage was below par and very bad. Felt like just roaming her hands over my back even after asking for medium pressure. Drapes was on full time. And no happiness. Didn't get the name of provider. But it was very busy place. Door open at least 4 times in an hour.

I thought I read in previous reviews that happiness available at Ming, I might be wrong.