Massage Parlor Reports

**Eddinger** · 08-22-24 11:46

Fortunately never been at a place that was stung, but I was at Tokyo the morning it got raided / busted. I had sky, and had one of the best sessions in a while, she was hot, ate my ass for 20 minutes while jerking me off, amazing bare blow job that made me cum in her mouth and then she dribbled it down her tits. Cleaned up and in the room more ass eating until I was hard again and then I poune the fuck out of her pussy until I came again. Was amazing, sweaty, and super hot. No one else was in the place, but some dude kept ringing the bell the whole time. Showered again with her, slapped her ass hard enough o leave a print, and we got dressed and I left out the back. Checking the board later in the afternoon I saw that it was busted and closed. That freaked me out a bit. Glad I went first thing in the morning I guess.

Other time was at SXL in the afternoon like in 2018 and I was getting blown by Kelly in the room and the door bell rang and she stopped obviously and got dressed (just put sweats and sweatshirt on) went out to answer it, it was 2 cops. She came back in and picked up her panties and bra from the floor and put them under some towels put a towel on me and told me to chill. I heard her talking to the cops for a bit but turned out there was just a car break in or something and they wanted to see their camera footage to see if they could get more info.

She came in at one point while they were looking at the video (I guess) and told me what it was about and put my dick in her mouth for a bit and then told me to just lay down and wait and went back out there. Then they left and I fucked her while we laughed about that. That was a bit freaky too.

Originally Posted by Varsity2017 [View Original Post]

Wondering if anyone has gotten close to a police encounter and how to avoid those situations. I know the basic "say nothing" but are there other things you do to avoid getting caught?

I heard others ask for legal services first (like paying to get naked) before negotiating anything bigger.

**Bambinos1987** · 08-22-24 10:46

Knowing which spa woukd help.

Originally Posted by ChiWankXx [View Original Post]

MUST TELL YALL I walked to the door, rang the doorbell and got greeted by Dani who was wearing some hot tight leggings and a really nice top. She walked me over to the room, and gave me a few minutes to get undressed, laid down the donation and got comfortable. She came inside the room with a very sexy chain plaid pattern lingerie. Got my buddy turned on even before she touched my skin. There was some classic rock playing in the background and we got to know each other for a little bit. We started making out for a little bit, I helped her out of her sexy lingerie, then she started kissing me and worked her way down to my human and started a great BBJ. About halfway through, she got up and went to her secret stash to get another condom. The image of her standing across the room, bent over with her perfect ass turned towards me is burned into my mind to this day. She came back and continued to the BBJ for a little bit and then asked if I was ready. She kept teasing me a little bit more before we got into the full detail of an amazing FS. Some girls I like going down on, and other girls I don't. Like most guys, I think it mostly depends on the hygiene down there. I have to say that Danis pussy was the nicest I have ever been around. Absolutely no smell or fragrance to cover any smell. Just absolutely perfect. She was very vocal and made me at least feel like I was doing a good job. Afterwards, I laid back and Dani climbed on top, applying the cover and slowly riding me CG with perfect access to her amazing breasts. We continued to DFK and eventually transitioned into MISH where I picked up the pace slightly and continued to DFK. Finally, I had to switch to doggie to see her amazing ass. Pumped away for a while, and finally experienced my fantasy of cumming in her pussy (with condom, even though I wished it were otherwise). Pushed it deep inside and stayed in there for a couple of minutes until I had come down from the most amazing high I have had.

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**IMissCutler** · 08-22-24 09:16

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lilly lately, larger thick girl w / some big natural titties. Was a staple at Papasan place on diversey then moved to Fullerton, was wondering where she is now.

TIA.

Last I saw her was months ago and she was at KK at 31 xx and Laramie. I used to have her number but deleted all of the girls numbers in my phone. Made it too tempting to get there too often by just texting them when I had the urge.

Lily could be hit or miss attitude wise but she had some of the biggest and best naturals around. Speaking Russian with her was a delight.

**ChiWankXx** · 08-21-24 23:53

MUST TELL YALL I walked to the door, rang the doorbell and got greeted by Dani who was wearing some hot tight leggings and a really nice top. She walked me over to the room, and gave me a few minutes to get undressed, laid down the donation and got comfortable. She came inside the room with a very sexy chain plaid pattern lingerie. Got my buddy turned on even before she touched my skin. There was some classic rock playing in the background and we got to know each other for a little bit. We started making out for a little bit, I helped her out of her sexy lingerie, then she started kissing me and worked her way down to my human and started a great BBJ. About halfway through, she got up and went to her secret stash to get another condom. The image of her standing across the room, bent over with her perfect ass turned towards me is burned into my mind to this day. She came back and continued to the BBJ for a little bit and then asked if I was ready. She kept teasing me a little bit more before we got into the full detail of an amazing FS. Some girls I like going down on, and other girls I don't. Like most guys, I think it mostly depends on the hygiene down there. I have to say that Danis pussy was the nicest I have ever been around. Absolutely no smell or fragrance to cover any smell. Just absolutely perfect. She was very vocal and made me at least feel like I was doing a good job. Afterwards, I laid back and Dani climbed on top, applying the cover and slowly riding me CG with perfect access to her amazing breasts. We continued to DFK and eventually transitioned into MISH where I picked up the pace slightly and continued to DFK. Finally, I had to switch to doggie to see her amazing ass. Pumped away for a while, and finally experienced my fantasy of cumming in her pussy (with condom, even though I wished it were otherwise). Pushed it deep inside and stayed in there for a couple of minutes until I had come down from the most amazing high I have had.

**ShakeNBake69** · 08-21-24 20:54

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

I noticed two new spots on Clark to add to Jessica Spa that I reviewed a few months ago. I'm still low on monger funds so have not checked out either of them.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/rock-cli.../23247097.html

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23250041.html

Address for the first one in the link. Google the phone number for the second one and the link will appear. Any northside guys been to either spot?

DWaits there's 1 right on the corner with a lot of traffic, windows and door is covered with kraft paper and there a sign outside with pricing. And the the police station is 2 blocks down so I passed on that 1 due to the traffic and people standing on the corner and restaurant across the street with people staring out LOL. I tried the other closer to Estes, that 1 has the outside all blacked out but it's next to restaurant and there's people coming and out. Anyways I gave that 1 a try there was 2 lady's there with limited English. I got the 1 with more meat on her bones can't remember the name but it started with an L I believe. The hour massage was 60. Massage was descent. The extras was fun also but the cat was kinda loose for me LOL. Anyways hope this helps. 150 tip.

**SmileySam** · 08-21-24 18:34

Originally Posted by JackJack300 [View Original Post]

I was driving down Irving Park, near Elston, and saw what I think is a new spa open up near Natural. 35XX and. Irving Park. I went in to give it a look and was greeted by a nice lady named Zuki. She had a very positive personality. I opted for a 30-minute massage and although it wasn't the greatest, it wasn't the worst either. I flipped over and right away she asked if I wanted a BJ. So I did. It was pretty great. She told me I should come back next time for everything. Her partner, Helen, had a bigger ass. So I might try her next. Was not disappointed.

Guess this is a papasan spa.

**GeneralObvious** · 08-21-24 14:35

In all honesty, it's way better in SoCal than here. I use to live about 20 minutes from LAX for 3 years. Amazing how many great spas were there. But yeah, SXL is probably your one sure thing close to hotels.

Originally Posted by Likndikit [View Original Post]

I'm in Chicago area today and tomorrow from Orange County CA. Looking for Asian massage, 35-40. (Aren't we all). Don't want a full service place. Just somewhere I might get a BBBJ from a good looking Asian woman and not break the bank. Happy to reciprocate to anyone visiting the OC. The Westminster and Santa Ana area has hundreds of shops to choose from. Thanks.

**Gopher88** · 08-21-24 14:24

Anyone no what happen to Coral spa 63rd Street no answer on phone I liked Linda.

**DMichaels69** · 08-21-24 12:59

Sigh, the influx of these new users with these reports is something else. There is a similar post about an Aurora spa which of course is not believable for those of us who actually monger there.

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

I checked out this spot before. A 50+ provider with a body typical for the age. Pulled the "take credit card" routine (which they do not) and left.

**SpaGuy21** · 08-21-24 12:12

Originally Posted by JackJack300 [View Original Post]

I was driving down Irving Park, near Elston, and saw what I think is a new spa open up near Natural. 35XX and. Irving Park. I went in to give it a look and was greeted by a nice lady named Zuki. She had a very positive personality. I opted for a 30-minute massage and although it wasn't the greatest, it wasn't the worst either. I flipped over and right away she asked if I wanted a BJ. So I did. It was pretty great. She told me I should come back next time for everything. Her partner, Helen, had a bigger ass. So I might try her next. Was not disappointed.

I checked out this spot before. A 50+ provider with a body typical for the age. Pulled the "take credit card" routine (which they do not) and left.

**MGMGuy12** · 08-21-24 10:30

Went to Archer. The Asian lady there is truly beautiful and very sweet. No haggling whatsoever and left very very happy. Saw four different mongers coming in and out tho, which was the one drawback. Easy cover for yourself with the grocery store across the street to. 5/5!

**Likndikit** · 08-21-24 09:57

I'm in Chicago area today and tomorrow from Orange County CA. Looking for Asian massage, 35-40. (Aren't we all). Don't want a full service place. Just somewhere I might get a BBBJ from a good looking Asian woman and not break the bank. Happy to reciprocate to anyone visiting the OC. The Westminster and Santa Ana area has hundreds of shops to choose from. Thanks.

Likndikit.

**Plombier1337** · 08-20-24 23:22

Anyone had a chance to visit Happy Angel Spa up in Lakeview? Pass by it on my commute back from work and it's seemingly 24/7?

**JackJack300** · 08-20-24 22:27

I was driving down Irving Park, near Elston, and saw what I think is a new spa open up near Natural. 35XX and. Irving Park. I went in to give it a look and was greeted by a nice lady named Zuki. She had a very positive personality. I opted for a 30-minute massage and although it wasn't the greatest, it wasn't the worst either. I flipped over and right away she asked if I wanted a BJ. So I did. It was pretty great. She told me I should come back next time for everything. Her partner, Helen, had a bigger ass. So I might try her next. Was not disappointed.

**GeekAuto** · 08-20-24 10:20

After reading all the reviews about sxl decided to pull the trigger.

Called ahead and asked who was available, and was told Kelly Coco Emily and one more name that I do not remember.

Anyway, once arrived I was met by Coco at the entrance, and I asked if Emily was available and she said Emily was busy but that she could take care of me.

Honestly, I was not into Coco as she was not my type really.

But I was thinking with my other head and pulled the trigger on Coco.

And while the service was decent, I was not into her. Next time I will make an appointment to see Emily or Kelly.