Massage Parlor Reports

**AStanley26** · 08-18-24 13:02

Due to the inevitable March of time, I have become an infrequent monger over the past few years. Occasional visits to Classic & Health due to the 100% nature of the HE. (Prefer Classic).

Recently moved to Washington / Union area making the time commitment significant to visit STL area places.

Do any of you gentlemen know of any HE / HJ minimum situations in Union / Washington area? I saw a post about a place on US 50 in Union but it did not sound like the answer.

Always appreciate the feedback on this forum.

Thanks,

AS26.

**JBurrows** · 08-18-24 12:11

Originally Posted by HappyGuy1 [View Original Post]

Visited Tokyo today and saw Lucky. 30 ish petite with I am guessing 32 DD soft and natural knockers. Started out with some back rubbing until to table shower was available. One there she cleaned me well the proceded to a great body slide. Rinsed me off and flipped me over then soap and repeat bodyslide with some deep French kissing. Proceeded back to the room where she proceeds with a fantastic BBBJ along with some daty. On when the protection and started with some CG, and wow, could she ride on to Mish and finished doggie. She was kissing throughout the entire event. She is leaving Saturday if anyone is interested.

You need to quit being the 'wallet whisperer'. I need a break from that place. Not a DD fan, but everything else you mentioned sounds intriguing. (And of course the 'leaving Sat' does not help!) Might sample later this week.

Thanks for the report!!

**HappyGuy1** · 08-18-24 00:05

Visited Tokyo today and saw Lucky. 30 ish petite with I am guessing 32 DD soft and natural knockers. Started out with some back rubbing until to table shower was available. One there she cleaned me well the proceded to a great body slide. Rinsed me off and flipped me over then soap and repeat bodyslide with some deep French kissing. Proceeded back to the room where she proceeds with a fantastic BBBJ along with some daty. On when the protection and started with some CG, and wow, could she ride on to Mish and finished doggie. She was kissing throughout the entire event. She is leaving Saturday if anyone is interested.

**Wfhff14** · 08-17-24 09:03

Originally Posted by HeHopeful [View Original Post]

I'm tempted. But. That bad?

Regardless of her psycho banter she used to fill the air, I had the worst "massage" and HE I've ever had. She was getting annoyed that I wasn't completing and it showed. She's one of those, I'm hot, so my existence is doing you a favor, so I don't want / need to put in the effort types.

**HeHopeful** · 08-16-24 20:05

Originally Posted by Badboy2 [View Original Post]

Kinda not surprised that Abbey is back doing something odd. She posted some new pics and a couple pics of her cooch, but I'm sure she's still not full service.

I know there's not a lot of trying to see her because of her antics, but it was fun blow one on her knockers when she wasm't on a mental tangent. Not sure I'll repeat anytime soon.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...mes-52808.html

I'm tempted. But. That bad?

**Badboy2** · 08-16-24 17:33

Kinda not surprised that Abbey is back doing something odd. She posted some new pics and a couple pics of her cooch, but I'm sure she's still not full service.

I know there's not a lot of trying to see her because of her antics, but it was fun blow one on her knockers when she wasm't on a mental tangent. Not sure I'll repeat anytime soon.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...mes-52808.html

**QueNine** · 08-15-24 13:36

Originally Posted by OhioSteve513 [View Original Post]

Classic on Clayton Rd by far the best.

100% good for HE / HJ the last 3-5 years, I go about monthly.

$70 + $80.

Health on Olive almost as good. 100% / 3-5 yr / 70 + 70 or80.

Calla 100% the last 5 visits.

All 100% for me maybe because they recognize me, YMMV?

Just an FYI for people that may not frequent AMPs very often. At all STL rub and tug joints, I tip $40 standard and $50 if I feel like it and they thank me with a smile every single time. Stop overpaying!

**OhioSteve513** · 08-15-24 12:00

Originally Posted by Wfhff14 [View Original Post]

Looking to see if the following are still working out for good massage / he. Interested in busy times, pricing, and current staff members to look out for/ask about.

Calla day spa, Schuetz / Page.

Health spa, olive /141.

Dorsett foot and body spa, Dorsett / fee fee.

Any others in the area local to these (west, northwest Stl county).

Thanks!

Classic on Clayton Rd by far the best.

100% good for HE / HJ the last 3-5 years, I go about monthly.

$70 + $80.

Health on Olive almost as good. 100% / 3-5 yr / 70 + 70 or80.

Calla 100% the last 5 visits.

All 100% for me maybe because they recognize me, YMMV?

**Wfhff14** · 08-15-24 11:10

So is 70 getting to be the average entry rate? I like to spend 100 if I can get away with it, Calla upping to 70 the second / last time I went from 60 2 weeks before left a sour taste. That, and first time went well but second visit with a different girl was diy only. I started going to health afterwards where I could do 100-120 total for a decent experience-as long as they didn't have to leave constantly to answer the door or phone, or I got unlucky to get in a room by the obnoxious State Farm guy next door. I'd really prefer private places but then I'd be spending 200+. I tried Abby once for her 100 offer but never again, wasn't worth repeating at all.

**NipLuver** · 08-15-24 02:12

Originally Posted by SouthCityGuySt [View Original Post]

Any word yet on the new PLM girls, Audra and Alexis? I figured I'd have seen a report by now but maybe I missed it.

Check the PLM info blog in the lower half of the page. Audra has been mentioned.

**Johnford** · 08-15-24 02:12

Originally Posted by HeHopeful [View Original Post]

Curious about Dorsett too. No reviews here.

Hi I was welcomed by an Asian lady mid 30 to 40's. The massage is average not bad little tease after the flip HJ 50 $ and the house fee 70 $ for hour.

**Johnford** · 08-14-24 21:27

Originally Posted by Rickstr352 [View Original Post]

Don't forgetClassic on Clayton in Ballwin.

Is Dorset good for he, not diy?

Originally Posted by HeHopeful [View Original Post]

Curious about Dorsett too. No reviews here.

Hi there was an Asian lady mid 30 to 40. Massage was ok not bad and little tease after the flip HJ 50 $ and the house fee is 70 for hour.

**Hidden120** · 08-14-24 15:55

Originally Posted by Wfhff14 [View Original Post]

Looking to see if the following are still working out for good massage / he. Interested in busy times, pricing, and current staff members to look out for/ask about.

Calla day spa, Schuetz / Page.

Health spa, olive /141.

Dorsett foot and body spa, Dorsett / fee fee.

Any others in the area local to these (west, northwest Stl county).

Thanks!

Calla is still good.

**HeHopeful** · 08-14-24 15:02

Originally Posted by Wfhff14 [View Original Post]

Haven't tried classic yet, it's a bit far out of my normal route. My current clients take me mostly into NW county so I'm in that area during the day.

Curious about Dorsett too. No reviews here.