Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

Happy with service all around, both got uncovered to receive their massage as well. . Just HE so no worries about messaging me, but more visual and playful fun as well.

Hit up the waxing place recently in Hudson, and although wasn't a HE it was an excellent effort to get junior up to get him waxed. She likes to take her time, so almost like a handy with no finish for 90 minutes LOL. We chatted a bit during. Then a butt squeeze on the way out and she reached for junior and squeezed as well. So perhaps. More is there. Vita does a better job and I like S very much as sweet lady, but fun new experience. S takes only 15 minutes, then ushers me nude into massage room with my one of two ladies waiting LOL.

Add in a 3 some with girl on girl action from two of my Seeking ladies (no pay at all) on Monday, its been a draining week. BurtforPres you missed out!

Damn man, I missed more fun than I thought! Thanks Crowdstrike.

Unfoetunate Arcadia is so far from me. Would love to try it out!

[KrangleVerse]

Sad to see Mia leave also. She was a lot of fun and loved to please. She's been in the rotation before so there's a chance she will come back in few months. I let the owner know how she's a favorite. Hard to go backwards from her LOL.

Agree 100%. After much deliberation, the council of heads has awarded her the ATF award (Minnesota division). Let me know if you run into her again. I am out scouting new nominees in the meantime.

[MassErrection]

Happy with service all around, both got uncovered to receive their massage as well. . Just HE so no worries about messaging me, but more visual and playful fun as well.

Hit up the waxing place recently in Hudson, and although wasn't a HE it was an excellent effort to get junior up to get him waxed. She likes to take her time, so almost like a handy with no finish for 90 minutes LOL. We chatted a bit during. Then a butt squeeze on the way out and she reached for junior and squeezed as well. So perhaps. More is there. Vita does a better job and I like S very much as sweet lady, but fun new experience. S takes only 15 minutes, then ushers me nude into massage room with my one of two ladies waiting LOL.

Add in a 3 some with girl on girl action from two of my Seeking ladies (no pay at all) on Monday, its been a draining week. BurtforPres you missed out!

That's so awesome! Love reading success stories of others on here. If Burtforpres doesn't want to join in I will!

[MassErrection]

Hit up Maple Leaf. Didn't have any shenanigans. Pretty standard stuff. No Mia.

Sad to see Mia leave also. She was a lot of fun and loved to please. She's been in the rotation before so there's a chance she will come back in few months. I let the owner know how she's a favorite. Hard to go backwards from her LOL.

[LastsLonger]

Happy with service all around, both got uncovered to receive their massage as well. . Just HE so no worries about messaging me, but more visual and playful fun as well.

Hit up the waxing place recently in Hudson, and although wasn't a HE it was an excellent effort to get junior up to get him waxed. She likes to take her time, so almost like a handy with no finish for 90 minutes LOL. We chatted a bit during. Then a butt squeeze on the way out and she reached for junior and squeezed as well. So perhaps. More is there. Vita does a better job and I like S very much as sweet lady, but fun new experience. S takes only 15 minutes, then ushers me nude into massage room with my one of two ladies waiting LOL.

Add in a 3 some with girl on girl action from two of my Seeking ladies (no pay at all) on Monday, its been a draining week. BurtforPres you missed out!

[MassErrection]

I went to a UTR near Roch recently. I have gotten everything from this lady before: BBBJ, FIV, DATY, CFS. It had been a while because she had been on an extended break, and I've been seeing the 007 Kgirls and the like in Minneapolis. Anyway, I schedule 1. 5 hr massage on the phone, which is what she used to require for FS. Right before the flip she says she started going to church and doesn't like doing HE anymore, wants me to DIY. I told her she gave me FS last time, what the hell? She says, okay HE 60 + tip. I said what does that mean, tip? She says, whatever you want to give. I walked out. I hate massage BS, I'm done with AMPs. Old ladies overcharging for shitty service.

Good for you! $60 for a HE when a 60 min massage cost same amount is insane. 5 years ago $20 tip now I do $40 and I feel worse afterwards LOL. $100 more and I'd get FS with a hot young woman.

Have to ask, how is DATY on the older ladies?

[AdoroCulo]

Good for you! We need to show them who's in charge. Anything over $50 for L2 service is robbery and it's the simps that pay it that make them ask for more. I personally tell the $40 take it or leave it. 99 percent won't turn it down.

I went to a UTR near Roch recently. I have gotten everything from this lady before: BBBJ, FIV, DATY, CFS. It had been a while because she had been on an extended break, and I've been seeing the 007 Kgirls and the like in Minneapolis. Anyway, I schedule 1. 5 hr massage on the phone, which is what she used to require for FS. Right before the flip she says she started going to church and doesn't like doing HE anymore, wants me to DIY. I told her she gave me FS last time, what the hell? She says, okay HE 60 + tip. I said what does that mean, tip? She says, whatever you want to give. I walked out. I hate massage BS, I'm done with AMPs. Old ladies overcharging for shitty service.

[MassErrection]

Last Friday was going to stop by Masque. As I approached, there was a greyish explorer parked in front, half on / half off the road. There was a plain dressed person in the vehicle on the phone. Looked suspiciously like and un-marked police vehicle. Decided not to stop and drove by. As I turned the corner, there was marked police explorer the same color with a uniformed officer inside. Also, on the phone. So, I kept on driving. They may have not had anything to do with the AMP or each other, but I thought I would let anyone know going there to keep your eyes open just in case. Stay Safe.

I wouldn't worry, cops aren't looking to arrest us. I've been pulled over before after leaving spa asking if I paid for services and I just said nope and was on my way. I remember cop cars sitting out back at Hudson massage never deterred me or the ladies. Enjoy!

[BurtForPres]

Last Friday was going to stop by Masque. As I approached, there was a greyish explorer parked in front, half on / half off the road. There was a plain dressed person in the vehicle on the phone. Looked suspiciously like and un-marked police vehicle. Decided not to stop and drove by. As I turned the corner, there was marked police explorer the same color with a uniformed officer inside. Also, on the phone. So, I kept on driving. They may have not had anything to do with the AMP or each other, but I thought I would let anyone know going there to keep your eyes open just in case. Stay Safe.

Oof, that is unfortunate. I suppose the boys up in Chisago got nothin better to do than stalk their only AMP. Were they waiting around for a sting to start or something? Pigs always got to ruin the fun.

Luckily the mamasan there keeps a vigilant eye out on the cameras. Here's hoping the pigs are just bored and not actively planning some shit.

[KrangleVerse]

Hit up Maple Leaf. Didn't have any shenanigans. Pretty standard stuff. No Mia.

[TxxFxx]

Last Friday was going to stop by Masque. As I approached, there was a greyish explorer parked in front, half on / half off the road. There was a plain dressed person in the vehicle on the phone. Looked suspiciously like and un-marked police vehicle. Decided not to stop and drove by. As I turned the corner, there was marked police explorer the same color with a uniformed officer inside. Also, on the phone. So, I kept on driving. They may have not had anything to do with the AMP or each other, but I thought I would let anyone know going there to keep your eyes open just in case. Stay Safe.

[MassErrection]

Believe it or not, that was after some dealing and she had the balls to say "you bring more $ nettime"! I laughed and replied, "their won't be a next time"!

Good for you! We need to show them who's in charge. Anything over $50 for L2 service is robbery and it's the simps that pay it that make them ask for more. I personally tell the $40 take it or leave it. 99 percent won't turn it down.

[Member #6838]

Foe that rate, you could have gotten FS with an indie LOL. The ol little head gotcha good. Thanks for TOFTT tho. I know that outside the TC metro area, pickings are slim.

Would you say it'd be worth it if you'd haggled her down? If 200 was the first figure she offered you, she likely pegged ya as a sucker and overcharged. For CBJ with an oldie, you shouldn't have to go that high. Haggling does mean you have to acknowledge you may walk away with blue balls tho.

For reference, L2 shouldn't ever go higher than 100 tip. FS shouldn't go higher than 200 tip. That's Minnesota rates AFAIK. Don't ask me where, that's for ya'll to investigate LOL.

Believe it or not, that was after some dealing and she had the balls to say "you bring more $ nettime"! I laughed and replied, "their won't be a next time"!

[BurtForPres]

Ran to New Prague to check this place out, so here is my intel. Standard. 8 for an hour (which turned out to be about 35-40 min) . Looks to only have 2 rooms and 2 older ladies working, both very average at best and barely spoke English. Provided about 20-25 min of massage to the exact same area of my back with zero oil all while walking in and out of the room no less then 5 times. The massage started out with one lady and ended with a different. No teasing at all!! After the flip, she touches jr and says "how much you have?" Which in my opinion is the absolute dumbest question! She wanted. 200 for a covered BJ. Lets just say that was a total waste of money. All and All. 280 for 35-40 was a total waste and ill bet based on its location this AMP won't last more then a month or two. I would caution any visitors to look around before you walk in. I use to live in New Prague, and the LEO is very active and present..

Foe that rate, you could have gotten FS with an indie LOL. The ol little head gotcha good. Thanks for TOFTT tho. I know that outside the TC metro area, pickings are slim.

Would you say it'd be worth it if you'd haggled her down? If 200 was the first figure she offered you, she likely pegged ya as a sucker and overcharged. For CBJ with an oldie, you shouldn't have to go that high. Haggling does mean you have to acknowledge you may walk away with blue balls tho.

For reference, L2 shouldn't ever go higher than 100 tip. FS shouldn't go higher than 200 tip. That's Minnesota rates AFAIK. Don't ask me where, that's for ya'll to investigate LOL.

[Member #6838]

Ran to New Prague to check this place out, so here is my intel. Standard. 8 for an hour (which turned out to be about 35-40 min) . Looks to only have 2 rooms and 2 older ladies working, both very average at best and barely spoke English. Provided about 20-25 min of massage to the exact same area of my back with zero oil all while walking in and out of the room no less then 5 times. The massage started out with one lady and ended with a different. No teasing at all!! After the flip, she touches jr and says "how much you have?" Which in my opinion is the absolute dumbest question! She wanted. 200 for a covered BJ. Lets just say that was a total waste of money. All and All. 280 for 35-40 was a total waste and ill bet based on its location this AMP won't last more then a month or two. I would caution any visitors to look around before you walk in. I use to live in New Prague, and the LEO is very active and present.

Stay safe.