Massage Parlor Reports

[ChadZ1212]

FFF vs FFF vs DATY.

I've been asked about FFF, It's simple, here's an example.

Sunday's I usually stop in a local restaurant that stocks high end whiskey, Tequila of course. Anyways sitting at the bar, I have my briefcase, laptop, usually review my week, meetings etc. Now the bartender is out of shape to say the least. That didn't stop him from hitting on the hot waitress, making her uncomfortable. As she directed her attention to me while delivering my order of oysters, I slip her my number without the bartender seeing anything.

Not anticipating a call from her, surprisingly enough I received her text asking me to pick her up due to the bartender badgering her. Taking her back to my home, we Fucked For Free, I performed Flying Fuck Friday on Sunday and licked her clean pussy in my dry sauna. Enjoying her time with me, she mentioned it's her first time fucking and cumming in a sauna.

I have to chuckle, so will you. Only problem, as most, they don't want to leave the next day.

Glad to help.

Chad.

[Woody50]

Can anyone post a report on Aloha Spa in Middletown.

Pretty much an OTC roaming, HJ only place. Once, the girl got fully naked for me. Decent table shower, with a weird step at the entrance. Three girls live in the building. I haven't been in a while, but the same three were there for years, average looking, maybe late-40's, one was a bit prettier, maybe late-30's.

You'll only see whoever is up next and available, and they may answer the phone during a session.

[ChadZ1212]

That's a shame, never had a problem with her. She's really not bad. If I may suggest, try again.

Chad.

Arrived at Royal Spa and I was greeted by some other girl, she tried to get me to see her but she wasn't my type then Linda came up front and she was beautiful. Paid the house fee and she took me to the back. Told me to lay down and take off my clothes. She played on my stomach and she gave me a decent massage, I started feeling her butt and the flipped me over and asked me what I wanted, I told her everything but she said no sex but that she will get naked and slide on top of me and will give me a HJ. So I went with it. Nothing exciting but it got the job done, I did get to feel her tits and finger her pussy though. Finished and left.

[Chudakkad]

Arrived at Royal Spa and I was greeted by some other girl, she tried to get me to see her but she wasn't my type then Linda came up front and she was beautiful. Paid the house fee and she took me to the back. Told me to lay down and take off my clothes. She played on my stomach and she gave me a decent massage, I started feeling her butt and the flipped me over and asked me what I wanted, I told her everything but she said no sex but that she will get naked and slide on top of me and will give me a HJ. So I went with it. Nothing exciting but it got the job done, I did get to feel her tits and finger her pussy though. Finished and left.

Great report! What was the damage?

[TomJeff218]

Can anyone post a report on Aloha Spa in Middletown.

[MinorRoving]

Arrived at Royal Spa and I was greeted by some other girl, she tried to get me to see her but she wasn't my type then Linda came up front and she was beautiful. Paid the house fee and she took me to the back. Told me to lay down and take off my clothes. She played on my stomach and she gave me a decent massage, I started feeling her butt and the flipped me over and asked me what I wanted, I told her everything but she said no sex but that she will get naked and slide on top of me and will give me a HJ. So I went with it. Nothing exciting but it got the job done, I did get to feel her tits and finger her pussy though. Finished and left.

[TwentyYearOld]

I completely agree. Depressing and, quite frankly, sad.

One of us does this for sport.

The other does this out of scarcity.

Can you guess which situation is really depressing and sad?

I shared my experience at a parlor and men my fathers age start chirping because I said women would rather spend time with and rub on a younger more attractive man.

Would you guys be upset if I said the sky was blue?

[TwentyYearOld]

Possibly a Chad sock puppet. He's praised both Chad and GTO in the past.

I give respect where its due.

Chad, GTO, Newbie, Garthy. Etc etc.

All have helped me out whenever I needed assistance and guidance.

Why are you fellas so bitter and uptight?

As always have fun, stay safe.

[TwentyYearOld]

20 something years old, and you're boasting that you paid for a HJ from a Chinese grandma. I hope you're just shitposting, otherwise this is beyond depressing.

Why are you old timers so upset?

No, no HJ was provided and a HJ is not what I was after.

This is a past time that provides a little thrill here and there.


Have fun, enjoy, be safe.

[Woody50]

I completely agree. Depressing and, quite frankly, sad.

Possibly a Chad sock puppet. He's praised both Chad and GTO in the past.

[GlenBenton]

20 something years old, and you're boasting that you paid for a HJ from a Chinese grandma. I hope you're just shitposting, otherwise this is beyond depressing.

I completely agree. Depressing and, quite frankly, sad.

[Orion413]

Absolutely, I'm no dummy I understand these are sex workers.

But we can't pretend like being a younger, more attractive person doesn't come with some benefits.

This is true in almost any life situation.

The halo effect is real my friend.

20 something years old, and you're boasting that you paid for a HJ from a Chinese grandma. I hope you're just shitposting, otherwise this is beyond depressing.

[Chudakkad]

Any intel on this: https://hartford.craigslist.org/hws/...761898125.html.

[TwentyYearOld]

Boy you have a lot to learn.

They don't care how old you are, just how thick your wallet is.

Absolutely, I'm no dummy I understand these are sex workers.

But we can't pretend like being a younger, more attractive person doesn't come with some benefits.

This is true in almost any life situation.

The halo effect is real my friend.

[Craven Morehed]

She enjoyed my presence as I'm sure she would rather be rubbing down on a young fit stud compared to her regular wrinkly 60 year old customers.

Boy you have a lot to learn.

They don't care how old you are, just how thick your wallet is.