Massage Parlor Reports

[HerbieCrow]

I have read reviews on the guide for years. I recently go a promotion and with it comes traveling. So I decided to get an account so I can get local information. My first trip is to our Tampa office. I lived in the area years ago and spent a lot of time at an AMP on the north side of Kennedy and a little east of West Shore. Looking at the nap it looks like it is a computer shop now if I got the same building. No I am not interested in buying a new computer. I really liked that place.

What is the best place in Tampa for FS, TS, and relaxation. From a lady less than 35. Oh I like to save money but I can afford to pay for quality.

[NorthJerseyGuy]

So I took the bait on the last review on Massage 1 on Hills Ave (by casino), and boy am I glad I did.

Arrived and the wrinkliest woman I have ever seen at an AMP buzzed me in.

She grabbed my hand and led me to a room.

Once in the room she asked 'how long!

I said one hour. I paid and asked 'with you?

She said 'no, other girl'.

Insert sigh of relief here.

I got ready then my girl came in.

Short, cute, no ass, great D man mades with nipples not being shy about being seen under her top.

Looking good so far.

She takes me to the table shower and let me tell you it was nothing special.

She stayed clothed the entire time but she did make it a point to grab and hold on to jr a few times, like more than she needed to really.

I was happy about that.

She dried me off then off to the room we go.

She tells me to lay down then drapes me up (bummer but the drape didn't last long.

So she's working my back and I'm waiting for her to get within arms reach so that I can massage her legs.

Oh, she was wearing a very short tube dress, no bra, and leggings.

She finally comes close and my hand grabs and rubs her leg.

She stopped me and said 'no, here' then pulls my hand up her legs and unbeknownst to me she had pulled her leggings down revealing her upper legs and shaven kitty and that's where she put my hand.

So she continues to work my back and I work her legs and kitty for a good 5 minutes.

Then she pulls me up and says 'want everything baby?' then pulls down the top of her dress to reveal her fabulous breasts.

I said 'yes everything'.

She tells me $1. 6 but I tell her $1. 4 but I gave in and paid the $1. 6 (massage was $. 8).

She then disrobes and works my back while on the table and brothers she made it a point to gyrate her kitty all over me while she was massaging.

This went on for a good 10 minutes and when I played with her kitty by this point it was soaking wet.

There were times she would tell me to slow down and relax.

I obliged and glad I did because the way she was working me I could have exploded at any moment.

She would rub her body on my back so that I could feel her nipples gliding up and down.

And as much as I could my hands were exploring her thighs and kitty.

By now I'm rock hard and ready to go so she asks me to flip.

On the flip she climbs on the table and slams her kitty down on my face.

So as we are going at that for a few minutes I tell her I'm ready.

So she turns around, grabs jr and guides him in RCG.

Now I'm thinking as she is putting him in 'this girl crazy putting me in her with no cover'.

But dammit this girls is so good that when we were 69 ing she must have put the cover on then and I had no idea.

Bravo to you Sugar, bravo.

Now she is doing her best to keep jr inside her because while she wasn't tight I could maybe get 4 of my 7 inches inside her then I could feel a wall stopping me.

I ask her to turn around and she says 'no, I want you to fuck me laying down with your big cock'.

Ok, Roger that.

So she lays down and I'm inside and same thing, I'm hitting a wall.

Felt good and we were going at it hard I just couldn't get it all inside her.

As we are going at it she keeps saying 'yes, fuck me harder, harder'.

And you bet your ass I was doing everything I can to knock that wall down inside her.

10 minutes later I explode and lay on her body, sucking on her nipples.

She tells me to lay down, I oblige, then she cleans me up and says 'I massage you now'.

I'm spent and tell her 'it's ok, next time'.

So she says ok, then leaves the room.

As I'm getting dressed she returns and gives me back $. 2 (no lie) and says 'next time massage first'.

Great experience, highly recommended.

J. Out.

Great review that is Sugar alright. The other provider you described gives as good service despite the pudge!

[LimeyBloaker]

I forgot to ask her name. There was only one girl. She told me there is another one who is on vacation. I asked for a TS immediately after paying the house fee. She asked if I wanted a regular or a table shower. This short Asian lady had nice knockers and no baby damage. Let me know when you have your next visit.

Amber has a large, colorful tattoo on her tummy and is impossible to miss. Oddly enough I cannot recall what it is but it is colorful.

I'll check it out in a fortnight or so but have to be out of town on business for a couple of weeks. When I get back, I'll see what's happening there.

[JjNewTampa]

So I took the bait on the last review on Massage 1 on Hills Ave (by casino), and boy am I glad I did.

Arrived and the wrinkliest woman I have ever seen at an AMP buzzed me in.

She grabbed my hand and led me to a room.

Once in the room she asked 'how long!

I said one hour. I paid and asked 'with you?

She said 'no, other girl'.

Insert sigh of relief here.

I got ready then my girl came in.

Short, cute, no ass, great D man mades with nipples not being shy about being seen under her top.

Looking good so far.

She takes me to the table shower and let me tell you it was nothing special.

She stayed clothed the entire time but she did make it a point to grab and hold on to jr a few times, like more than she needed to really.

I was happy about that.

She dried me off then off to the room we go.

She tells me to lay down then drapes me up (bummer but the drape didn't last long.

So she's working my back and I'm waiting for her to get within arms reach so that I can massage her legs.

Oh, she was wearing a very short tube dress, no bra, and leggings.

She finally comes close and my hand grabs and rubs her leg.

She stopped me and said 'no, here' then pulls my hand up her legs and unbeknownst to me she had pulled her leggings down revealing her upper legs and shaven kitty and that's where she put my hand.

So she continues to work my back and I work her legs and kitty for a good 5 minutes.

Then she pulls me up and says 'want everything baby?' then pulls down the top of her dress to reveal her fabulous breasts.

I said 'yes everything'.

She tells me $1. 6 but I tell her $1. 4 but I gave in and paid the $1. 6 (massage was $. 8).

She then disrobes and works my back while on the table and brothers she made it a point to gyrate her kitty all over me while she was massaging.

This went on for a good 10 minutes and when I played with her kitty by this point it was soaking wet.

There were times she would tell me to slow down and relax.

I obliged and glad I did because the way she was working me I could have exploded at any moment.

She would rub her body on my back so that I could feel her nipples gliding up and down.

And as much as I could my hands were exploring her thighs and kitty.

By now I'm rock hard and ready to go so she asks me to flip.

On the flip she climbs on the table and slams her kitty down on my face.

So as we are going at that for a few minutes I tell her I'm ready.

So she turns around, grabs jr and guides him in RCG.

Now I'm thinking as she is putting him in 'this girl crazy putting me in her with no cover'.

But dammit this girls is so good that when we were 69 ing she must have put the cover on then and I had no idea.

Bravo to you Sugar, bravo.

Now she is doing her best to keep jr inside her because while she wasn't tight I could maybe get 4 of my 7 inches inside her then I could feel a wall stopping me.

I ask her to turn around and she says 'no, I want you to fuck me laying down with your big cock'.

Ok, Roger that.

So she lays down and I'm inside and same thing, I'm hitting a wall.

Felt good and we were going at it hard I just couldn't get it all inside her.

As we are going at it she keeps saying 'yes, fuck me harder, harder'.

And you bet your ass I was doing everything I can to knock that wall down inside her.

10 minutes later I explode and lay on her body, sucking on her nipples.

She tells me to lay down, I oblige, then she cleans me up and says 'I massage you now'.

I'm spent and tell her 'it's ok, next time'.

So she says ok, then leaves the room.

As I'm getting dressed she returns and gives me back $. 2 (no lie) and says 'next time massage first'.

Great experience, highly recommended.

J. Out.

[BubbaBlaze]

I forgot to ask her name. There was only one girl. She told me there is another one who is on vacation. I asked for a TS immediately after paying the house fee. She asked if I wanted a regular or a table shower. This short Asian lady had nice knockers and no baby damage. Let me know when you have your next visit.

Blimey! I used to go there every other fortnight but last time was the clincher, Amber did not seem into it. And she had been me favourite all along! She gave great hoovers.

Never once offered a table shower either.

Did you see Terry, the new girl? Supposed to be some pretty Asian tart with big knockers.

Maybe I'll have to go back sometime when I'm feeling right randy.

[LimeyBloaker]

I was on and Dale Mabry highway and came across ACE AMP opposite to Mandola's Italian Kitchen. It ticked all the boxes for being a good service provider. I was a greeted by a good looking lady in a tight skirt. I got the right vibes about the service. Paid the standard. 8 for admission and $. 6 for Table shower, covered BJ + FS, DATY. She smelled great and had a great rack. Recommended.

Blimey! I used to go there every other fortnight but last time was the clincher, Amber did not seem into it. And she had been me favourite all along! She gave great hoovers.

Never once offered a table shower either.

Did you see Terry, the new girl? Supposed to be some pretty Asian tart with big knockers.

Maybe I'll have to go back sometime when I'm feeling right randy.

[BubbaBlaze]

I was on and Dale Mabry highway and came across ACE AMP opposite to Mandola's Italian Kitchen. It ticked all the boxes for being a good service provider. I was a greeted by a good looking lady in a tight skirt. I got the right vibes about the service. Paid the standard. 8 for admission and $. 6 for Table shower, covered BJ + FS, DATY. She smelled great and had a great rack. Recommended.

[Tarrant6112]

Didn't have the time to travel to St Pete or Sarasota, so I was looking for a shop close to Riverview / Ruskin. Remembered reading about So Healthy Massage in Riverview and decided to take a chance. I drew Maggie, who while not as young or beautiful as the women I've seen in St Pete or Sarasota, is still attractive. Attractive face, probably in her late 40's, slim build and really nice chest. 70 for a pretty good back massage and $ for a covered BJ, breast worship and HJ. Although the BJ technique was fine, Mr Happy wouldn't cooperate with a cover on so we finished with a good HJ. She indicated that BBJs were a no, and didn't give any impression that more was on the table in future visits. If more were available, I might invest in a few return visits. All in all, not a bad experience given my time limitation and the cost.

[JjNewTampa]

This is more of a "recommendation" than a critique of your comment, but ... until you've been to any one of the half-dozen well-reviewed places in Orlando, OR to Vinca Massage in St.Pete, your "best" is fraught with subjective nuance that renders the value of the comment less than meaningful.

Seriously... try one of those places mentioned above (Vinca is the best place in the Tampa Bay Area for the glorious table shower experience).

Thanks Doc.

Any comparable of what you mentioned in the Tampa area per chance? Including table shower.

Cheers.

J. Out.

[TremontTeddy]

This is more of a "recommendation" than a critique of your comment, but ... until you've been to any one of the half-dozen well-reviewed places in Orlando, OR to Vinca Massage in St.Pete, your "best" is fraught with subjective nuance that renders the value of the comment less than meaningful.

Seriously... try one of those places mentioned above (Vinca is the best place in the Tampa Bay Area for the glorious table shower experience).

I call it "The Body Slide". On par, or even better then when world famous Bangkok Soapy Massages.

[Dr Willy]

(...) got the best TS I have ever received.

This is more of a "recommendation" than a critique of your comment, but ... until you've been to any one of the half-dozen well-reviewed places in Orlando, OR to Vinca Massage in St.Pete, your "best" is fraught with subjective nuance that renders the value of the comment less than meaningful.

Seriously... try one of those places mentioned above (Vinca is the best place in the Tampa Bay Area for the glorious table shower experience).

[NorthJerseyGuy]

Same road as hard rock like a mile away.

It is the same place. I was there today. Asked for sugar. I got the best TS I have ever received. Then back in the room I received a great massage.

[JustNuts]

Is this the #1 spa on / Hilsdale Ave? Last week Sugar was there. The other provider was Emma short and a little chunky. Gives a great massage and FS.

Same road as hard rock like a mile away.

[NorthJerseyGuy]

Tried Osaka. Really old and tried to haggle for more. Didn't even give a good massage. I Denied their L1. I'm just in the market for an excellent deep tissue. If L1 is included, that would be fantastic.

#1 spa massage 2 girls drew lily guess she around 40 but who can tell. Hour massage with table shower 80.140 for full service and boy does she give it to you so go see her. The second girl working looked to be under 30 maybe I'll try her tomorrow LOL.

Is this the #1 spa on / Hilsdale Ave? Last week Sugar was there. The other provider was Emma short and a little chunky. Gives a great massage and FS.

[JustNuts]

#1 spa massage 2 girls drew lily guess she around 40 but who can tell. Hour massage with table shower 80.140 for full service and boy does she give it to you so go see her. The second girl working looked to be under 30 maybe I'll try her tomorrow LOL.