Massage Parlor Reports

**FellowMonger** · 07-09-24 15:36

Would not recommend unless you're looking for a relatively cheap place. MT was alright, didn't catch her name as I didn't really care that much. Asked for $140 for CBJ and CFS which I guess is a decent deal but she's not that attractive so not really my thing. Upcharged $60 for BBJ which I paid but regretfully so.

**ChiSoxFan** · 07-09-24 13:01

Longtime reader, just made an account. I've been surprised how little love CLC and SXL get on this thread. As someone who's tried a ton of different options, I keep going back to those two for a consistently good time. Both are clean, comfortable, offer table showers and generally have good talent (not always). I've always thought the service at both has been a lot more pleasant and personal, they often times remember who you are and aren't rushing you out the door. Also, in terms of "skills" I feel like these places are pretty consistent from girl to girl and I've never been disappointed. Might not be the lowest prices in town but IMO worth the extra $$.

SXL Emily, Kelly and Bebe are always great options. CLC rotates a lot but recently had great experiences with Candy and June.

Just my two cents but always wondered why they don't get the hype of some of these other places.

**Baggio57** · 07-09-24 10:46

Longer report in South burbs section, so this is an edited version:

Got there in the morning, paid for an hour, waited in the room for 15 minutes, no one came, dressed, got my money back and left.

Places was nice and clean, but that's about all I can report.

**Jbm1023** · 07-09-24 06:11

Originally Posted by Niceguy99 [View Original Post]

Overall damage??

An even 3.

**Niceguy99** · 07-08-24 21:58

Originally Posted by Jbm1023 [View Original Post]

I visited Orange Spa for the first time a week ago. I'm from Milwaukee. Whenever I get to Chicago alone, I will hit either KP or the Mt. Prospect AMPs. This time I was heading home from a road trip and passing through late at night. I arrived at 10:30 pm, and there were six girls available. I saw the line up. Website and Instagram pics are fairly accurate. I was actually a bit surprised at how good the selection was. And how good they looked. Was having trouble picking until Daniella popped out of her room sucking on a popsicle. I saw her huge fake tits and amazing body barely contained in a tiny bikini. Little head took over and I chose her.

Daniella looks pretty. Granted, heavy makeup and man made boobs and Brazilian butt lift fake ass, but she looks hot. As soon as we were in the room, she asked if I wanted VIP. Having seem the menu, I knew that was exactly what I wanted, so I coughed up three Bens and we were off. She stepped out, I got naked and ready to go. Upon her return, lots of caressing and grinding but, when I tried to kiss her, she said no, that is $100 extra. I was like no, VIP. Kissing. Ugh. She played dumb and I just sucked it up as a learning experience. Clarify everything!

Off to the table shower. This Latin girl could learn a lot from the Asians as to how to give a proper table shower. However, those Asian girls could take lessons from Daniella on how to give oral! Whatever frustrations I had about not kissing were made up for by her oral skills, and that was just the preview in the shower room! While I was face down and she was washing me, she buried her face in and took my balls in her mouth, then a BJ from the same position. Felt amazing!

We wrapped up in the shower, again the Asians seem to be better at this, she just handed me my towel for me to dry myself off. I kinda like the extra care the Asian girls give in doing everything for you. Back in the room, she continued with the BBBJ. It was amazing. While menu offered two pops, I didn't want my first one right away, so thought some 69 would stretch that out. Surprise, "That's $100 more, she says. " I objected and begged a little, she ignored and went into overdrive on the BBBJ. OMG, one of the best I have EVER had. I could tell I was about to blow, I let her know. She just kept going and going! Took my whole load, no quit, no spit. And kept going and going until I couldn't take it anymore! I came again! I was still hard (little blue pill induced performance for this 50 year old), so on with a cover and she rode me a bit, then I bent her over for doggie. Her ass is rock hard and you can feel the implants or whatever in there, but it was nice to bang away at, and her pussy felt perfect. I came again and pulled out. She looked at the rubber and said "no cum?" So she wiped me off and went back to a great mix of BBBJ and hand work. I was just semi hard as this point, but felt two more waves of orgasm hit me before I just couldn't do anything more. She finished up with some lame massage work, washed me up, and I was done.

Pros: really good looking girl though heavily made up, huge fake tits, absolutely amazing BBBJ, and seemingly unlimited pops.

Cons: wanted extra over the VIP menu price for kissing and 69.

I like the everything included at KP, and I like the table shower and massage aspect of AMPs. Orange gave me the promise of the best of both worlds. I will repeat, but either clarify (before undressing) what is included, or would pick a different girl just to vary my experience.

Overall damage??

**Slvgg1** · 07-08-24 10:16

Passed by Rl, I did not get the girls name but she is in room 1 very busty.

Opted for 30 min since I was tight on time. Very bland blow but she definitely knew how to ride got into different positions. Gave me a lot of compliments and was thanking me for my efforts.

I've heard it all before just them trying to fluff up the ego. As I was getting dressed she grabbed my hand and asked for round two, I thought she was joking since I did take up the 30 min. I thought maybe she wanted to charge again for the second round and I half jokingly said sure and she started to grab and rub on me again and there definitively was a second round at no charge took up a hour of her time.

Must have been a slow day but feels like 1/100 it would happen again.

Rl use to have a nice line up but recently feels they are lacking or only have one good one.

Stopped by orange the two Asians were very cute but spinners, we love them but I always look for that anime yitty look. The Hispanics there looked man made as always.

Stopped by hkpd two Latinas even though they say they have 3.

One is all tatted up looked cute but man made just doesn't do it for me.

They had a young hispanic girl stunning hips thighs waist and lips, but definitely had a attitude for no reason when it came to talking so I left.

Also the new one on state don't visit at all every time I see that place the girls are not it at all.

I was in there and I can hear from the other room how dude over paid for a hour and the girl was trying to get him out after 15 min.

HE spoke with someone and they offered him something couldn't hear what but dude left.

Then this sickly girl comes in my room runny nose with tissue in hand, I quickly said no and they brought out this older woman to see me so I left.

That place is terrible idk how its still running.

That's the update on the stroll in town.

Also hkpd use to be 160 but now they are asking for 200 minimum. Even though the menu has 140 and 160/ they girls won't accept that.

**Jayp80** · 07-08-24 09:57

Originally Posted by Goofy89 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to her or have extra info they'd be willing to share on her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ial-55683.html

BIG red flag, the image quality is too poor, looks like it's been copied multiple times and lost resolution each time. Google images search shows multiple ads all over the US using the same images and different numbers. Maybe the girl is real and using fake pictures or maybe it's a guy in nigeria or India running a deposit scam.

**St Matthew** · 07-07-24 23:14

Went to this place because it's fairly close to where I work. Wanted to TOFT and went on Saturday. Really cute mt and no English. . 5 for 30 minutes and L1 only. Really tried for more but she was playing coy or something like legit because she didn't budge and wasn't flexible and picking up on any hints or body language. I also noticed when I was first walking in there was a cute little spinner from the back and she looked familiar. I asked her if she was from Glenview (it's shut down now) and she said yes. She's young, cute, and skinny. Only HJ with her from past and it appeared she was "in charge" of this place now because she came out from a back room when I was having communication difficulty. I would not repeat and avoid this place. I think they are legit or trying to be and we need more good places on the north side.

**Jbm1023** · 07-07-24 15:45

I visited Orange Spa for the first time a week ago. I'm from Milwaukee. Whenever I get to Chicago alone, I will hit either KP or the Mt. Prospect AMPs. This time I was heading home from a road trip and passing through late at night. I arrived at 10:30 pm, and there were six girls available. I saw the line up. Website and Instagram pics are fairly accurate. I was actually a bit surprised at how good the selection was. And how good they looked. Was having trouble picking until Daniella popped out of her room sucking on a popsicle. I saw her huge fake tits and amazing body barely contained in a tiny bikini. Little head took over and I chose her.

Daniella looks pretty. Granted, heavy makeup and man made boobs and Brazilian butt lift fake ass, but she looks hot. As soon as we were in the room, she asked if I wanted VIP. Having seem the menu, I knew that was exactly what I wanted, so I coughed up three Bens and we were off. She stepped out, I got naked and ready to go. Upon her return, lots of caressing and grinding but, when I tried to kiss her, she said no, that is $100 extra. I was like no, VIP. Kissing. Ugh. She played dumb and I just sucked it up as a learning experience. Clarify everything!

Off to the table shower. This Latin girl could learn a lot from the Asians as to how to give a proper table shower. However, those Asian girls could take lessons from Daniella on how to give oral! Whatever frustrations I had about not kissing were made up for by her oral skills, and that was just the preview in the shower room! While I was face down and she was washing me, she buried her face in and took my balls in her mouth, then a BJ from the same position. Felt amazing!

We wrapped up in the shower, again the Asians seem to be better at this, she just handed me my towel for me to dry myself off. I kinda like the extra care the Asian girls give in doing everything for you. Back in the room, she continued with the BBBJ. It was amazing. While menu offered two pops, I didn't want my first one right away, so thought some 69 would stretch that out. Surprise, "That's $100 more, she says. " I objected and begged a little, she ignored and went into overdrive on the BBBJ. OMG, one of the best I have EVER had. I could tell I was about to blow, I let her know. She just kept going and going! Took my whole load, no quit, no spit. And kept going and going until I couldn't take it anymore! I came again! I was still hard (little blue pill induced performance for this 50 year old), so on with a cover and she rode me a bit, then I bent her over for doggie. Her ass is rock hard and you can feel the implants or whatever in there, but it was nice to bang away at, and her pussy felt perfect. I came again and pulled out. She looked at the rubber and said "no cum?" So she wiped me off and went back to a great mix of BBBJ and hand work. I was just semi hard as this point, but felt two more waves of orgasm hit me before I just couldn't do anything more. She finished up with some lame massage work, washed me up, and I was done.

Pros: really good looking girl though heavily made up, huge fake tits, absolutely amazing BBBJ, and seemingly unlimited pops.

Cons: wanted extra over the VIP menu price for kissing and 69.

I like the everything included at KP, and I like the table shower and massage aspect of AMPs. Orange gave me the promise of the best of both worlds. I will repeat, but either clarify (before undressing) what is included, or would pick a different girl just to vary my experience.

**Irving Park** · 07-07-24 12:44

Originally Posted by IAmTheManyo [View Original Post]

Did any of the girls look the instagram pics / videos? TIA.

I would say she was close to the pix, but they were not her. She was cute and responsive.

**IAmTheManyo** · 07-06-24 19:30

Originally Posted by IrvingPark [View Original Post]

It was the 4th and I wanted some fireworks. I called dozens of escorts and could not get one I would really want who did not want a deposit. Called a couple of my ATFs. No luck. So I decided to go to Orange. I was not busy when I got there around 11 AM. Didn't get her name but I was greeted by a tall thin woman about 35. She was cute with A cups. Got a massage followed by a table shower, then a pretty good BBJ. I don't know if I would go back because I want to find places closer to home. It takes me an hour and a half to get there. On the way out I saw another woman, young with great legs. No other customers and no one parked in front.

Did any of the girls look the instagram pics / videos? TIA.

**Goofy89** · 07-06-24 12:35

Anyone been to her or have extra info they'd be willing to share on her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ial-55683.html

**Dgordon630** · 07-06-24 09:56

Non descriptive building. Knock on the front door. Greeted by an average mt with a decent body. I think just 1 mt is at this location at any time. I have been twice. Same mt and have not asked for her name. She's got a small but nice top. HJ skills are okay. Ok in a pinch.

**SonnyBlack85** · 07-06-24 09:52

I was there last year and they had a very young pretty girl with glasses. Small frame and nice tits. Blow job was fantastic and she swallow every drop and hand job was nice. Do anyone knows if she's still there because I'm not trying to waste my time calling and they say yeah and nothing is there no no no. I leave too far. Or any information on young girls. I'm tired of the old one and don't say earth hell no.

**Mitsom** · 07-06-24 08:46

Originally Posted by Ambitious859 [View Original Post]

I had time to kill and decided to stop by Elegant spa. Mandi greeted me and I liked that she was petite and on the younger side. Opted for 30 and was told massage first because table shower was occupied. I wasn't sure if this was the best bargain at first because I really like the TS buildup to the main course. But sure enough it was a wonderful experience and she offered the TS afterwards. I accepted and enjoyed it almost the same. Mandi was skinny with bolt ons and about 5' tall. I'd definitely repeat but probably want to try the other girl I saw in the back next time. Didn't get an introduction but she was very cute.

I paid 180 tip for the 69 + FS + Massage.

What Elegant spa is this? I found the address for one in the city on Grand and pulled up only to find out it's a pizza place. Is the Elegant you're talking about in the suburbs?

Anyway, next I decided to try Moon on western. Didn't like the exterior vibe. Too much traffic on western and the place has totally blacked out windows with door buzzer. Couldn't look more like a perv waiting outside that one.

Pulled a Uey and decided to head south and confirm details of new management at Star Hot Spa on 31st. Last time I was there it was L1. Well I can confirm it's under new management. So as not to risk ruffling the feathers of those on here who complain about people posting too many details about events on the massage table I'll just leave it at that.