Massage Parlor Reports

[Jayp80]

Anyone have any good experiences with locations that offer great 4 hand, 2 girls? Preferably full service in the burbs with bbb?

Thanks!

Never had a good experience with 4 hands, one girl is always going to be doing all the work while the other girl is just going to call you baby and make fake moaning noises, you're also probably never getting girl on girl either. At an AMP, I'd just do 2 sessions at different locations.

[BA4114]

Couldn't get into my normal spot so I went to Lucky Star on Broadway in a pinch. Called in advance and was met at the door by a really cute, granola-ish looking Asian girl with a really cute body and an anime look. A well-above-above average massage and a L1 finish that was incredibly sexy. Didn't get her name and don't know if more was on menu, didn't ask. Left feeling like a king.

Don't know if there is a rotation there, but I'd go back for that girl again.

[Layne123]

Anyone have any good experiences with locations that offer great 4 hand, 2 girls? Preferably full service in the burbs with bbb?

Thanks!

[FawkuAwe]

Went to red lantern and it's in some kind of a complex with multiple rooms. Choices of girls were not good so I chose a young 22 yr old. She was ok but the service is better else where. I BBBJCIM and she puked LOL.

[FellowMonger]

Who did you see?

Sorry I didn't ask for a name because I never plan on going back. She's probably mid 40's, b cup, no ass, just not worth at all LOL.

[ConfuciusMan]

I went to see Iris at Broadway spa today. I ask her if she has been busy. She says no. I can't believe guys don't want to see a cute young Thai girl. She gives a great massage and has a great attitude. She is cute and has a great ass on her. She always hugs me when I go into the room with her. She always polite and wants to please. Make sure you call and make appointment with her. We need to keep her here in Chicago not LA.

[ChiManXXX]

Would not recommend unless you're looking for a relatively cheap place. MT was alright, didn't catch her name as I didn't really care that much. Asked for $140 for CBJ and CFS which I guess is a decent deal but she's not that attractive so not really my thing. Upcharged $60 for BBJ which I paid but regretfully so.

Who did you see?

[Moss734]

Around 10 pm a few days ago I was in the mood for something quick before bed. Since I live relatively close to Chinatown, I figured I'd see if anything close by was open, so I contacted Superstar Spa from RM. I think there was a brief review a few months back here that was decent. I was told available within 15 minutes, so I agreed. Get there and it was Angel. She moved from her small efficiency apartment on the 24th to this one. The place is quite large but so cluttered since she obviously lives there now. There was a massage table with a blow-up doll and a table shower with stuff all over it. I don't think it's ever been used or hooked up. I should've just left, but I was already there, so I got naked. She stands next to the table, which I'm sharing half with that weird blow-up doll, gives me a few rubs, and starts to put the condom on. I told her to hold on and shut my eyes to jerk it myself to get it hard. She then told me to get up, and I got behind her to start out in what I think is standard doggy. Nope, she lays down and wants me to do lazy dog. The reason is she actually won't let me put it in and uses her hand underneath to pretend as if you are inserting. I'm getting annoyed and she won't let me raise her hips. She turns over to missionary, and the same thing happens; she won't actually let me put it in but tries to get me to lay on top of her and for her to use her hand again. I'm done at this point and just tell her to jerk me off. She keeps commenting. " it's not so easy sometimes for you guys, huh". My eyes are rolling out the back of my head. She's gained a little weight and the experience was so terrible that I didn't even want to go to any other providers for a few days. Last time with this girl, seriously all of the RM reviews in Chinatown lead back to Angel. If you want to quell the urge to see anybody else, go see her. The hhr at RL would've been a better choice for me that night.

[ChiManXXX]

My friend and I need time to relax who is new and has great feedback?

[FellowMonger]

Would not recommend unless you're looking for a relatively cheap place. MT was alright, didn't catch her name as I didn't really care that much. Asked for $140 for CBJ and CFS which I guess is a decent deal but she's not that attractive so not really my thing. Upcharged $60 for BBJ which I paid but regretfully so.

[ChiSoxFan]

Longtime reader, just made an account. I've been surprised how little love CLC and SXL get on this thread. As someone who's tried a ton of different options, I keep going back to those two for a consistently good time. Both are clean, comfortable, offer table showers and generally have good talent (not always). I've always thought the service at both has been a lot more pleasant and personal, they often times remember who you are and aren't rushing you out the door. Also, in terms of "skills" I feel like these places are pretty consistent from girl to girl and I've never been disappointed. Might not be the lowest prices in town but IMO worth the extra $$.

SXL Emily, Kelly and Bebe are always great options. CLC rotates a lot but recently had great experiences with Candy and June.

Just my two cents but always wondered why they don't get the hype of some of these other places.

[Baggio57]

Longer report in South burbs section, so this is an edited version:

Got there in the morning, paid for an hour, waited in the room for 15 minutes, no one came, dressed, got my money back and left.

Places was nice and clean, but that's about all I can report.

[Jbm1023]

Overall damage??

An even 3.

[Niceguy99]

I visited Orange Spa for the first time a week ago. I'm from Milwaukee. Whenever I get to Chicago alone, I will hit either KP or the Mt. Prospect AMPs. This time I was heading home from a road trip and passing through late at night. I arrived at 10:30 pm, and there were six girls available. I saw the line up. Website and Instagram pics are fairly accurate. I was actually a bit surprised at how good the selection was. And how good they looked. Was having trouble picking until Daniella popped out of her room sucking on a popsicle. I saw her huge fake tits and amazing body barely contained in a tiny bikini. Little head took over and I chose her.

Daniella looks pretty. Granted, heavy makeup and man made boobs and Brazilian butt lift fake ass, but she looks hot. As soon as we were in the room, she asked if I wanted VIP. Having seem the menu, I knew that was exactly what I wanted, so I coughed up three Bens and we were off. She stepped out, I got naked and ready to go. Upon her return, lots of caressing and grinding but, when I tried to kiss her, she said no, that is $100 extra. I was like no, VIP. Kissing. Ugh. She played dumb and I just sucked it up as a learning experience. Clarify everything!

Off to the table shower. This Latin girl could learn a lot from the Asians as to how to give a proper table shower. However, those Asian girls could take lessons from Daniella on how to give oral! Whatever frustrations I had about not kissing were made up for by her oral skills, and that was just the preview in the shower room! While I was face down and she was washing me, she buried her face in and took my balls in her mouth, then a BJ from the same position. Felt amazing!

We wrapped up in the shower, again the Asians seem to be better at this, she just handed me my towel for me to dry myself off. I kinda like the extra care the Asian girls give in doing everything for you. Back in the room, she continued with the BBBJ. It was amazing. While menu offered two pops, I didn't want my first one right away, so thought some 69 would stretch that out. Surprise, "That's $100 more, she says. " I objected and begged a little, she ignored and went into overdrive on the BBBJ. OMG, one of the best I have EVER had. I could tell I was about to blow, I let her know. She just kept going and going! Took my whole load, no quit, no spit. And kept going and going until I couldn't take it anymore! I came again! I was still hard (little blue pill induced performance for this 50 year old), so on with a cover and she rode me a bit, then I bent her over for doggie. Her ass is rock hard and you can feel the implants or whatever in there, but it was nice to bang away at, and her pussy felt perfect. I came again and pulled out. She looked at the rubber and said "no cum?" So she wiped me off and went back to a great mix of BBBJ and hand work. I was just semi hard as this point, but felt two more waves of orgasm hit me before I just couldn't do anything more. She finished up with some lame massage work, washed me up, and I was done.

Pros: really good looking girl though heavily made up, huge fake tits, absolutely amazing BBBJ, and seemingly unlimited pops.

Cons: wanted extra over the VIP menu price for kissing and 69.

I like the everything included at KP, and I like the table shower and massage aspect of AMPs. Orange gave me the promise of the best of both worlds. I will repeat, but either clarify (before undressing) what is included, or would pick a different girl just to vary my experience.

Overall damage??

[Slvgg1]

Passed by Rl, I did not get the girls name but she is in room 1 very busty.

Opted for 30 min since I was tight on time. Very bland blow but she definitely knew how to ride got into different positions. Gave me a lot of compliments and was thanking me for my efforts.

I've heard it all before just them trying to fluff up the ego. As I was getting dressed she grabbed my hand and asked for round two, I thought she was joking since I did take up the 30 min. I thought maybe she wanted to charge again for the second round and I half jokingly said sure and she started to grab and rub on me again and there definitively was a second round at no charge took up a hour of her time.

Must have been a slow day but feels like 1/100 it would happen again.

Rl use to have a nice line up but recently feels they are lacking or only have one good one.

Stopped by orange the two Asians were very cute but spinners, we love them but I always look for that anime yitty look. The Hispanics there looked man made as always.

Stopped by hkpd two Latinas even though they say they have 3.

One is all tatted up looked cute but man made just doesn't do it for me.

They had a young hispanic girl stunning hips thighs waist and lips, but definitely had a attitude for no reason when it came to talking so I left.

Also the new one on state don't visit at all every time I see that place the girls are not it at all.

I was in there and I can hear from the other room how dude over paid for a hour and the girl was trying to get him out after 15 min.

HE spoke with someone and they offered him something couldn't hear what but dude left.

Then this sickly girl comes in my room runny nose with tissue in hand, I quickly said no and they brought out this older woman to see me so I left.

That place is terrible idk how its still running.

That's the update on the stroll in town.

Also hkpd use to be 160 but now they are asking for 200 minimum. Even though the menu has 140 and 160/ they girls won't accept that.