Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

Also a newbie, I'll share my approach. I have only ever paid / tipped at the end. Not sure how one would handle tipping ahead of time or how successful that is. I think I usually tip around 30% (but really I'm just rounding up to use 20's). I always make sure they see the wad of cash to encourage their efforts to get more of it in the future (it's never above 20% for a conventional massage)! Otherwise, aside from being clean, wearing clean clothes and always acting polite, I try to respond in "encouraging" ways during the massage when they get to sensitive areas (either by obvious intention or not). Nothing vocal, just movements. Sometimes I'll gently touch their leg or thigh if they appear to be brushing up against my hand and then gauge the response. It's all rather subtle. I never act upset or unhappy if it doesn't end the way I hoped. If it doesn't I chalk it up to either it just isn't going to happen on the first time (or two), or it just isn't that kind of place. The only way to know is it come back a few times (and make sure they know you're a repeat customer). Otherwise, I have been a little surprised at how "common" messing around below the belt is at AMPs. Curious to hear other strategies.

Personally, I don't bother with the thigh groping game anymore. I find that it just annoys them more than anything. My 3 most effective moves are:

1. Start massage uncovered, face down bare ass.

2. When the oil part comes, raise the hips to give access and soft moans and little comments when the stroke gets near the thighs and crack.

3. If they ask if you've been before, you say yes. If they ask when or who, say a while ago or you can't remember.

There's also just the confidence aspect to it too. Once you've done this long enough, you know exactly what to do and when. If you walk in all confused and sheepish, it looks more obvious than it seems that you're a noob. Practice makes perfect LOL.

[LastsLonger]

Outside of the metro area:

Massage Healthy. Hudson.

Eastern Wellness. Red Wing.

T Massage there is a younger girl that is quite adept at happiness. She will require a DIY the first time, each time after it has been very satisfying. She can be the equivalent of a little brat sometimes, but she has some talent, and great backside and front.

You can add A Massage to the list for happiness.

[LastsLonger]

I was wondering what kind of tip are you supposed to leave for a L1? Is it usually before the massage? Also I was wondering if there were any moves that you fellas do to insinuate that you want a happy ending. Aside from just being friendly, personable and coming showered. Any advice helps! Thanks.

A rollover stiffy gives a solid clue!

[EndlessAttire]

Can anyone commit on the girls at Ming Wang and Guilin please.

Guilin: older gal, but friendly provides a really nice massage and a vigorous PM / HE. There has been another gal there recently, but I have not yet seen her.

[Grover95]

Can anyone commit on the girls at Ming Wang and Guilin please.

I tried to visit Guilin twice and both times they were busy. I was greeted at the door by an older 55+ and not the most attractive lady. But I'm not sure if she was the one doing the massages or not.

[Fisher4899]

Can anyone commit on the girls at Ming Wang and Guilin please.

Guilin is good. I've seen 2 different gals there. Not exactly super models but not awful either. Prostate massage is on the me you, but make sure you get the older lady, she is phenomenal.

Literally mind blowing, but the younger one can get a little rough.

[HazyDavy]

Outside of the metro area:

Massage Healthy. Hudson.

Eastern Wellness. Red Wing.

Can anyone commit on the girls at Ming Wang and Guilin please.

[BurtForPres]

Outside of the metro area:

Massage Healthy. Hudson.

Eastern Wellness. Red Wing.

Health Massage is in Hudson. Massage Healthy is Shoreview. Although based on intel here, both are good visits too.

I haven't hopped on the Massage Healthy bandwagon yet, and I don't think I'm chompin at the bit to.

Oh forgot to add one more to the good list.

Masque Massage.

[Anything Cool]

In the spirit of freely sharing info, I suppose it kinda had to happen. We're all so AMP starved here.

Here's my interpretation for the long term though. Our board here is way more active than our AMP quality would let on. I think we have the monger population to eventually get the AMP scene back to what it was in the glory days. I think the problem of mongers rushing one well reviewed AMP can be remedied by just having more intel. In that spirit, here's my comprehensive list of AMP's to visit where, if you know how to play the game, you won't leave disappointed:

Maple Leaf.

Harmony Massage.

Elm Massage.

Kings Spa.

We Knead You.

Guilin Massage.

Relax Oasis.

Rose Massage.

Shun Kang Massage.

Vita Day Spa (Shoreview).

Ming Wang Spa.

Sunflower Massage.

This is intentionally unranked. Mongers, add your additions. Knowledge is power!

Let's add an extra layer of info. Here's a list of AMP's to avoid:

Amazing Massage.

Amazing Spa.

Comfort Massage.

Sunshine Spa.

T Massage.

Wonderful Asian Massage.

Heavenly Asian Massage.

Oriental Lake Spa.

Soothing Asian Health Massage.

Asian Massage Best Day Spa.

These are from either my personal visits or intel from trusted fellow mongers.

I hope this intel bomb helps ya'll mongers and lurkers out. I'm ignoring DM's asking for names.

Outside of the metro area:

Massage Healthy. Hudson.

Eastern Wellness. Red Wing.

[Fisher4899]

In the spirit of freely sharing info, I suppose it kinda had to happen. We're all so AMP starved here.

Here's my interpretation for the long term though. Our board here is way more active than our AMP quality would let on. I think we have the monger population to eventually get the AMP scene back to what it was in the glory days. I think the problem of mongers rushing one well reviewed AMP can be remedied by just having more intel. In that spirit, here's my comprehensive list of AMP's to visit where, if you know how to play the game, you won't leave disappointed:

Maple Leaf.

Harmony Massage.

Elm Massage.

Kings Spa.

We Knead You.

Guilin Massage.

Relax Oasis.

Rose Massage.

Shun Kang Massage.

I'll add Wellness spa on co rd B in Roseville as a place to avoid and Eastern Wellness in Red Wing as a place to go if you're in that area.

[MNjohnny]

I was wondering what kind of tip are you supposed to leave for a L1? Is it usually before the massage? Also I was wondering if there were any moves that you fellas do to insinuate that you want a happy ending. Aside from just being friendly, personable and coming showered. Any advice helps! Thanks.

[Vio109]

Please DM me private, need details on BP.

A couple years ago I went to BP Massage twice in two weeks to see if I could get extras. It was a defiant firm no. On the positive side, to this day it was the best therapeutic massage I have had. Really worked out the knots.

[KrangleVerse]

I have heard that MIA is gone now and went back to Atlanta. Not sure if she will be back or not. What I was told was too much attention was going towards MIA and they didn't want the attention on the parlor like that.

Take that info with what it is. Lots of mentions on here (including by myself). Maybe is why she is gone.

That's a gut punch if true. She was bordering on ATF and was definitely miles better than anyone else in town. Oh well, until the next one I guess.

[Wynnmoss]

Looks like a newer spot in Golden Valley. Anyone try it out? PM if you have any info.

Thanks in advance.

WM.

[BurtForPres]

I have heard that MIA is gone now and went back to Atlanta. Not sure if she will be back or not. What I was told was too much attention was going towards MIA and they didn't want the attention on the parlor like that.

Take that info with what it is. Lots of mentions on here (including by myself). Maybe is why she is gone.

In the spirit of freely sharing info, I suppose it kinda had to happen. We're all so AMP starved here.

Here's my interpretation for the long term though. Our board here is way more active than our AMP quality would let on. I think we have the monger population to eventually get the AMP scene back to what it was in the glory days. I think the problem of mongers rushing one well reviewed AMP can be remedied by just having more intel. In that spirit, here's my comprehensive list of AMP's to visit where, if you know how to play the game, you won't leave disappointed:

Maple Leaf.

Harmony Massage.

Elm Massage.

Kings Spa.

We Knead You.

Guilin Massage.

Relax Oasis.

Rose Massage.

Shun Kang Massage.

Vita Day Spa (Shoreview).

Ming Wang Spa.

Sunflower Massage.

This is intentionally unranked. Mongers, add your additions. Knowledge is power!

Let's add an extra layer of info. Here's a list of AMP's to avoid:

Amazing Massage.

Amazing Spa.

Comfort Massage.

Sunshine Spa.

T Massage.

Wonderful Asian Massage.

Heavenly Asian Massage.

Oriental Lake Spa.

Soothing Asian Health Massage.

Asian Massage Best Day Spa.

These are from either my personal visits or intel from trusted fellow mongers.

I hope this intel bomb helps ya'll mongers and lurkers out. I'm ignoring DM's asking for names.