Massage Parlor Reports

[Zooman]

A few days late in reporting. I called to confirm Angela was working and was told yes. Drove up to the backdoor, which another monger pulled up and left after I got put of my vehicle. Backdoor was open with just a curtain covering the opening. Angela greeted me and took me to the room. Another walked in and asked if I wanted doubles. Pretty hard sell but I declined. Angela took me to the shower, which was great except backdoor was open the whole time, which is close to the table shower.

Table shower was good, with some TUMA and BBBJ. Ok body scrub, nothing too special. Back to the room, we tackled BBBJ, 69 back to BBBJ and blew my load early, which she took like a championship, not a dropped missed. She said, you rest, I be back. After 5 minutes she was back and asked if ready for second round. Who to say no! Started BBBJ then went to daty and then with a little playing with her kitty exploded with hurricane force rain shower. Squirter like a porn star. A little cleanup, then hat came on for cowgirl and reserve cowgirl. Blew the load in the hat.

Spent whole hour, two shots, one rain shower of a squirt show with no upcharge as mentioned before and no massage (wasn't planning on it, but always nice for at least a shoulder rub). Angela mentioned she was in town for only two days, then a few in NY then off to Seattle.

[KrangleVerse]

In from out of town and thanks to your wonderful advice I went to see Blue at let's relax. Went for the four hand and Chrissy joined. I'll just say that all my dreams came true. Twenty years in this hobby across five continents and I've never had an experience like that. You Orlando boys have it made. 11/10 can't recommend more.

[Azmodeus56]

Seems to be a privacy issue.

[RamseySt]

Stopped by let's relax today. Saw Kristy, reminds me of the porn girl doshi. Great time, usual positions. Chatted with blue on way out. Sounds like they have a work around for the new law and can still keep things going as they were like in Texas. The apartment girl set up is a hit or miss. Was in Chicago and that's their set up. Not a real fan. The k apartment girls a bit better set up but usually higher priced. We will all find out soon.

Can you give more details on this apartment girl setup? Is there an apartment where this occurs in the city?

[RamseySt]

Dang. Disappointed.

After having a poor experience at Let's Relax I decided to try another AMP. I arrived at Gardinea which I'm guessing is a newer location from their old place or maybe it was a similar name. Either way I arrived and immediately thought the location was high visibility. They do offer back door parking and entrance but I didn't know that until I walked up to the front entrance.

I walk in and all the doors were open to the individual rooms and the place was as quiet as a church mouse. The girl who opened the front door was Jasmine and who ended up staying with me for the session. I had read some previous reviews about the table shower and so I wanted to try in hopes that it would be worth the experience.

It was a complete let down. There was zero interaction on the table other than some warm water and soap.

Now let me stop real quick. I usually read reviews and wonder if the monger writing the reviews is some ugly dude which is why the service sucked. I'm still young (39) in shape works out daily dude. I just like the quick access to post nut clarity the AMP can provide.

Alright so back to the review. The table showed was so lame my d!ck went soft. I was so bored. We went back to the room when the doorbell rang and she left the room to answer after she returned my d!ck was sleeping. She worked to get it up with a decent BBBJ. She wanted to put on one of those tiny covers for some FS but I declined. Cause at this point I was bored. I told her to keep going which she did and eventually it was a cim finish.

Standard wipe down, get dressed and leave.

I personally would not be in a rush to head back tbh. Again I don't know if the monger gods are not smiling or if I'm missing something from the last time I was here in January. Either way, please someone tell me of another place that is not going to disappoint.

[RowdyReptile]

Stopped by let's relax today. Saw Kristy, reminds me of the porn girl doshi. Great time, usual positions. Chatted with blue on way out. Sounds like they have a work around for the new law and can still keep things going as they were like in Texas. The apartment girl set up is a hit or miss. Was in Chicago and that's their set up. Not a real fan. The k apartment girls a bit better set up but usually higher priced. We will all find out soon.

Or a typo, and she gave you a reach around on way out.

[RowdyOne999]

I have heard so much about blue, but kept missing her, so Christi answered the door today and took me to the big room because I had already texted and asked about 4 hands, I asked if blue 💙 was available for 2nd girl and happy to hear she was, what followed is only supposed to happen in movies, did everything I could think of except Greek, but I ran out of energy before I could ask, Blue is a rock star, Christi had plenty of energy and enthusiasm,10/10.

[RamseySt]

I stopped by LR last night and saw a provider. I forget her name but she wasn't worth remembering anyways. Honestly the whole experience was lacking and a complete waste of time and money. The girl was not even attractive. I paid for a TS but never received. The session felt rushed. I wish the Milk were still up and running. Now I'll have to try Tokyo or Gardina today and see if they are any better. After experience with LR it's hard to say if I'd be back. In their one defense I did see two other girls who stopped by and they were cute.

[AznWenis]

Stopped by let's relax today. Saw Kristy, reminds me of the porn girl doshi. Great time, usual positions. Chatted with blue on way out. Sounds like they have a work around for the new law and can still keep things going as they were like in Texas. The apartment girl set up is a hit or miss. Was in Chicago and that's their set up. Not a real fan. The k apartment girls a bit better set up but usually higher priced. We will all find out soon.

[JusWansed]

Sad to hear the news for orlando. $$ in ATL will get you a hr massage and a handshake and they are happy for it up there. $$$ will get you into an apartment / agency but the catch is they require verification with p411 or some sort of screening been hearing mixed things about what that screening is sometimes it's light some check a LinkedIn profile or call your job. I really wish they kept the A2 model.

[Bertil]

Would love to see those pop up.

They're big in Vegas also. Maybe we'll get lucky out here one day.

[WenDans]

Are those her real pictures?

Those look like AI pictures to me.

[BooBoo24]

Are those her real pictures?

They are slightly enhanced, but the one of her laying on her back is 100% accurate.

[CoolPerson73]

Correct. I saw this gal when I was out there a month ago. Raw-dogged her for an hour with 2 pops for 3. 80. Fun time in an upscale apt complex.

Cali is a fun place to play with many many options. If you're a dreamer.

https://www.xoxo-club.com/hera

Are those her real pictures?

[Jlttow]

Has anybody been to ot spa ad on skip has a a2 spa vibe to me but don't know.