Massage Parlor Reports

[JwJohnson6666]

Legit. A very attractive girl runs the place. She is friendly and is good at massage. I recommend for a massage without extras.

Can also confirm a legit but yes she is attractive. Use to offer an underwear massage for a ridiculous upcharge.

[Green Rider]

Stopped in at Massage Eden in WBL a while back. I think I was the only one there at that time a day. The rooms have curtains instead of doors and they don't go all the way to the floor. The girl didn't say anything that I had laid down undraped and carried on as normal, but on the flip she put a towel over my front. I thought she was getting pretty friendly with the covered areas pulled the towel off. She told me to DIY, though she did rub around the area. The weirded part was how confused she was when I tried to tip her.

As a legit massage, I was pretty impressed. I'm not sure if repeat customers might get more liberties, it was my first time in.

[Bux3013]

I went to Sun valley in Lakeville the other day, did not leave happy. She was very nice and gave a good massage. She kept me covered the whole time and didn't seem like it was a possibility at all.

[ChrisNoit2]

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Would you care to show me where we wrote a rule that says people can't ask questions?

I've been doing my job since way before you joined this forum and I've never seen it.

Have you figured out why you got banned yet?

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[Anything Cool]

952-835-7XXX.

Purebody??

Legit. A very attractive girl runs the place. She is friendly and is good at massage. I recommend for a massage without extras.

[LastsLonger]

952-835-7XXX.

Purebody??

[LastsLonger]

https://www.instagram.com/zandrakerl/

Then I read it is roughly hands off, clothed, energy work!

What a cutie, and not going to lie the dancing outfits are worth a view.

[LastsLonger]

I did leave a place happy in Moorhead a few years back. Just tried to figure out if it's still around and I believe it is now chemical dependency clinic. You are right about traveling, it's amazing how smaller cities can have so much more going on than we have here. Hell, even the quad cities have better options.

Quad cities it has been awhile, but Iowa had some tremendous options all over!

[Member #6838]

Yeah there is a reason for that. If you can't figure it out then idk WTF to tell you.

Whats the point of a forum like this then? I can't even get a simple PM.

Fuck those guys and their secret societies. I'm going to get rid of them all.

The forum works really simply, go fuck somebody, then write a report, read others reports then fuck somebody else and write about that as well.

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[OnlyMe1234]

Don't bother with Fargo. I have been offered and encouraged to do DIY, but nothing more. They seem to be very paranoid up there. Other direction in Madison will get you plenty of options.

I also prefer to partake in all the activities I can when traveling. Amazing what is out there.

I did leave a place happy in Moorhead a few years back. Just tried to figure out if it's still around and I believe it is now chemical dependency clinic. You are right about traveling, it's amazing how smaller cities can have so much more going on than we have here. Hell, even the quad cities have better options.

[ChrisNoit2]

Yeah there is a reason for that. If you can't figure it out then idk WTF to tell you.

Yeah there is a reason you got banned. If you can't figure it out idk WTF to tell you.

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[Member #6838]

I too am wondering about this location as well.

Pm would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Sadly these guys don't share a thing. Nothing like FL where the forum is actually helpful.

[Part Time Guy]

I have no idea why DYI is so prevalent in Minnesota. I guess it is a regional idiosyncrasy. The situation has improved, for a few years it felt like DIY was all you could find.

I find the entire concept of DIY in this context bizarre. I have gotten plenty of massages at Massage Envy or other strictly legit places where I got a professional massage and nothing else and I paid and tipped accordingly. If I want a good message where that is all I get, then that is fine, I don't need to also pull my horn at the end, especially if the lady thinks I am going to tip more after. What is that? I can pull my horn at home for free.

[Deutsche205]

I travel much of the country but I live in MN and I feel like if I want a simple HE then Minneapolis is the hardest place for me to find it reliably. And nowhere else in the country have I been where DIY was suggested. I'm not even mad, I'm just curious. Are there any other locations in the US I shouldn't bother because it also has caught the DIY?

Don't bother with Fargo. I have been offered and encouraged to do DIY, but nothing more. They seem to be very paranoid up there. Other direction in Madison will get you plenty of options.

I also prefer to partake in all the activities I can when traveling. Amazing what is out there.

[Anything Cool]

I travel much of the country but I live in MN and I feel like if I want a simple HE then Minneapolis is the hardest place for me to find it reliably. And nowhere else in the country have I been where DIY was suggested. I'm not even mad, I'm just curious. Are there any other locations in the US I shouldn't bother because it also has caught the DIY?

I have no idea why DYI is so prevalent in Minnesota. I guess it is a regional idiosyncrasy. The situation has improved, for a few years it felt like DIY was all you could find.