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[TopSaucy]

That link to her ad and pics isn't working. SMH.

Penelope is hot. Pictures real plus 10 lbs. Probably age 33.150 lbs. 165 1/2 CM. 36 DD enhanced. Russian blonde. Picture are her. Service is BBBJ. DFK. Full service. Penelope is nice. She drinks somewhat heavily so beware. She is hot awesome sex. Full service absolute beauty but at least medium size and curvy with an ass to die for. If you're in Miami and got cash enjoy.

[NCGold]

Penelope is hot. Pictures real plus 10 lbs. Probably age 33.150 lbs. 165 1/2 CM. 36 DD enhanced. Russian blonde. Picture are her. Service is BBBJ. DFK. Full service. Penelope is nice. She drinks somewhat heavily so beware. She is hot awesome sex. Full service absolute beauty but at least medium size and curvy with an ass to die for. If you're in Miami and got cash enjoy.

[TopSaucy]

OK TOFTT again and did a car date with Chanel this LAZY piece or crap. Maybe one of the top 10 WORST bbj EVER. This one is in SLOW MOTION. 10 seconds in then stops, tell her to suck again, 10 seconds and stops after 3 times she juts pulls out a rubber and hands it to me so I figure let me try to do it and see if that's any better. Start to hit it missionary and she's complaining, tell her doggie and I started to smell her and lost my hardon. Asked her to suck me and get me hard again. Guess what 10 seconds and the lazy piece of crap just sits there and stares at my dick. I told her her to just leave gave her the money and didn't even want to waste another second.

These trash girls are killing me wasting my time and money.

I am almost positive I have seen reviews of her just can't find them. Hoping she isn't a problem, thinking of seeing her tonight.

https://escort13.com/post/86710032?currentPage=43

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/m...scorts/3207881

https://honeyaffair.com/florida/miami-escorts/4134/

[TopSaucy]

I am almost positive I have seen reviews of her just can't find them. Hoping she isn't a problem, thinking of seeing her tonight.

https://escort13.com/post/86710032?currentPage=43

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/m...scorts/3207881

https://honeyaffair.com/florida/miami-escorts/4134/

[MiamiFun316]

LOL thank you guys for ruining this for me. I think this is my last review on this site.

Context?? The one who wrote this review was all from you. I see no bad replies to it.

[BadAss91]

I've seen her a couple of times since she started using her CuddleComfort profile. The first time, she took an Uber to my place and back, and I paid her $75. After that, we started having car dates, and I would give her $40. Sometimes, I would watch her pleasure herself with toys before she even touches me. One time, I went to see her at around 11 pm, but she made me wait in a parking lot for an hour. She said her child was awake because her daughter and friends were upset about some boyfriend issue. When she finally came out, she smelled like alcohol, performed oral sex on me, and I paid her $20 before heading out to Wynwood.

After that, things began to change. She started gaining weight, especially around her belly, and began telling a lot of lies about her job, car, family, and other things, along with making many excuses. She even once claimed her former roommate had a stroke and almost died, but later said they were moving out with their kids. Eventually, I found out she had a profile on Private Delights. When I messaged her from another number, she laughably asked for $200, which I just ignored.

Today was likely the final time I'll see her. She mentioned starting "work" at 11 am but suggested we meet at 1 pm for some fun. I agreed, figuring it would cost me less than $50. I picked her up in Hollywood to head towards her storage unit in Hallandale. She was dressed in flip flops and carrying a sizable backpack. When I inquired about her plans, she explained she had stopped by her friend's house to freshen up after "work. " I couldn't help but wonder why she needed to freshen up right after finishing work. Boyyy she looks like shit now with her face all fucked up (supposably because of her eating fish the other day). Upon arriving at her storage unit, she cracked open a Bud Light. It was then I decided this would be the last time I saw her. The session was awkward. After giving her $30, I dropped her off at the corner and went on my way.

I'm unsure what's happening with her. She seems to be constantly moving around because she doesn't have a stable place to stay. She always smells like alcohol and sometimes speaks slowly, like she is on drugs or something. Perhaps she's now a SW, but I really don't know for sure. I'm not going to lie tho, her BBBJ is straight fire. She is a screamer and she can cum several times (I tried counting once but I lost count). In my opinion, he's great but I don't think she's worth $200 because of the lies and bullshit.

LOL thank you guys for ruining this for me. I think this is my last review on this site.

[Pawgs]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/b...scorts/2273949

Curious about seeing her, this post says boca but some of her other older posts say miami so I'm curious if anyone in the Miami area recalls seeing her? Any intel is appreciated, thanks.

[Nandez]

Most of the girls I see offering outcalls don't have reviews. I've contacted several reviewed girls and they either don't offer outcalls or don't go to downtown.

I'd appreciate any recommendations.

[TopSaucy]

Since I have had some shitty luck has anyone seen this girl?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iami/172217319#.

https://escort13.com/post/95297648?currentPage=5

https://backpagegals.com/user/profile/8158273

[TopSaucy]

Its a shame how slow this forum is now, years ago it was unbelievably active. Anyway I TOFTT and went to see Lucia. I was literally 5 minutes away from where she was so I figured screw it I will take a chance. Well as expected the pics in the ad are total nonsense and definitely not her. In fact when she opened the door this big chunky dark Brazilian was standing in front of me. I needed to blow my load so I figured screw it I would stay. She was friendly and gave a decent BBJ but it was a bit rushed and she wanted to get right to fucking. So typical here. On goes the rubber and LOTS of lube which I hate. I didn't want to look at her so I decided to hit it doggie. Kind of a mistake because she actually had hair on her ass which really turned me off. I pumped as hard and fast as I could to blow my load and left. Needless to say I won't be back.

Does anyone know what the story is with these girls? I have txt them but they take forever to respond and don't really answer when I ask about the pics and who is really there and working.

LETY.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iami/171906713

https://callescort.org/832-583-5917

LUCIA.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...iami/171908197

https://callescort.org/813-845-7182

[TheRock20]

Has anyone seen this one before? I texted her replied once and nothing after that. She looks very promising.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...855/7869413778

[Ronny Shoe]

What's PSL?

Port St Lucie.

[MiamiFun316]

Reading her reviews in PSL, others are having same problem. One reviewer who saw her says you have to be patient as she gets preoccupied and has a life outside the hobby, and may have to text for days until she responds. But he said it's well worth the wait. She prefers her native Spanish to English.

What's PSL?

[LuccaMac]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/miami/female-escorts/3401030


So I thought this one would be a gem but sadly it wasn't, texted and she told me she in town for a month from from Venezuela and to meet her at a motel and made me wait nearly an hour, then tells me to go by rubber at the last minute that she will be on her way, I thought it was a scam, then when I got it she tells me she won't be able to see me because she's going through something, sounded like some excuse but she sounded like she was on soemthing. Anyways I was mad that she didn't even owe me for the rubber and wasted one hour and gas, but next day she text me, quoted 200 coins, and finally I meet her, on my way to the hotel room I see what looks like obviously her mom and another woman her sister, they look related (came from.

The same room), then I wait in the hall way for the room number but the actual woman comes out from the same room, same from the profile, attitude and behavior is like some old hag so dont be fooled by the look, Not going to lie Cute face but everything is pretty flat in person, and she smelt so bad and had such a bad attitude that doesn't match her looks. I quickly realized it's a whole family living in the same room, that was wierd, you can see food everywhere and sheets and pillow on the floor LOL. Anyways long story short her attitude was so bad, and her smiles were so fake, she seemed mentally disturbed and smelt putrid, but the attitude is what ruined it, you guys know what I'm talking about. I had to take the coins back, yes I took it back. Wasn't afraid to get it back at the moment because I was pissed, but I also had my car parked right close to when opening the door lol, dont reccomend doing this because others might have big dog waiting around the hotel but if your car is right by the door area your fine. Anyways , I don't tolerate bad behavior anymore, especially because the day before she made me waste my time and all and had the audacity to act the way she did for no reason, days later she texts me trying to insult me in her broken English lmao. might just stop seeing these skanks, not worth it nowdays, even immigrants have gps. Yall should check her out and tell me how it goes for you, experience varies, maybe she just got her period when I came who knows

Damn, thanks for the heads up. Hard pass. This is one of the reasons this site is so helpful. Posts like this to warn off a bad experience. Thanks.

LM.

[Fave Hobby69]

Not sure if anyone has been able to see this girl when she comes down to Miami, from the Port St Lucie area. Been trying to see her for the last year, but never got a response from texts or calls. Anyone know what the best way to get in touch with her would be? (specific time, specific thing to say via text).

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7866759334

Reading her reviews in PSL, others are having same problem. One reviewer who saw her says you have to be patient as she gets preoccupied and has a life outside the hobby, and may have to text for days until she responds. But he said it's well worth the wait. She prefers her native Spanish to English.