Massage Parlor Reports

[MyEndo]

Recent reports would indicate Happy Feet might make you more happy!

I have been going to Happy Feet for 2-3 times per year and have not had anyone give me a handshake. Only DIY. This includes Summer who I saw recently who barely even would tease. Please post your experience.

[Zorney99]

See post 22526 below. Only mentions Brentwood. I have not been yet but am planning soon.

Thanks for the heads up. I was headed to Baldwin but will go to Brentwood instead.

[Rickstr352]

Happy Feet. Ballwin / Ellisville or Brentwood? I've heard good things about Brentwood but not much about the Ballwin / Ellisville location.

See post 22526 below. Only mentions Brentwood. I have not been yet but am planning soon.

[RickBarnes]

Recent reports would indicate Happy Feet might make you more happy!

Happy Feet. Ballwin / Ellisville or Brentwood? I've heard good things about Brentwood but not much about the Ballwin / Ellisville location.

[Rickstr352]

I'll be in the area of both of these tomorrow. Never been to either. Anyone want to let me know which they prefer? Typically I head to jasmine but thought I'd try something different.

Thanks in advance.

Recent reports would indicate Happy Feet might make you more happy!

[Zorney99]

I'll be in the area of both of these tomorrow. Never been to either. Anyone want to let me know which they prefer? Typically I head to jasmine but thought I'd try something different.

Thanks in advance.

[Jeffc 574]

Whatever happened to this poor lady did she ever find the much needed relief?

I think so. I saw her and her friend more than once. (Quick note. AMG 55 convertibles are not what to drive if you are trying to be discreet). But the liquor store moved, the pizza got nasty and I don't get that way like I used to.

[Flower 79]

Surely you jest, there's no way that what you wrote is possible. Every guy should be able to get what they want at that place, just like in the spots across the river because they are all just working girls.

So there's no other answer than it was just a marketing ploy.

Hey, I'm not looking to debate this, but there are at least a couple other answers besides a "marketing ploy. " One answer from an earlier post is just the opposite of a marketing ploy —that someone was trying to hurt their business. Another answer is that these services are. Or at least were. Available to clients they learned to trust. Sorry if you're not having success here, but my experience at Secret Garden Spa has been confirmed here by others, including long time poster LowDown in post 22528.

If you're just not connecting right with the SGS ladies just move on. Good luck.

[FartCity]

Doing the math -.

Saying that you can go once a month at 110 X 24 months= 2640.

That's about 7 one hr visits with Parker or another Gem.

Or.

13 VIP sessions with Nikky, Eden, Rae (from angles).

I don't think you're understanding the hobby here. There's a whole spectrum. For me, the best experience is not at all expecting an HE (believe it or not, not all of us are), and getting one. That's like a winning a couple hundo on a scratch-off ticket. A lot of us don't mind getting a great legit massage from a woman we're attracted to and paying the same we would to get jerked off by a 60-year-old Asian lady. And some of us, in certain moods, are cool dropping a couple hundred to get sloppy 25 ths on the east side or with a hooker. That's not my thing, it sounds like it's yours, and that's OK.

And if you think $100+ for a legit massage is too much, that's also OK. They wouldn't be charging that if people weren't paying it, and just because you're paying it doesn't mean they're obligated to jerk you off.

[Train88]

Yeah that is a fantasy of my! I went in there as I have done in many other places; never even asking of extras and always treating them with respect but after a few times without any luck then I have to cut my losses. As I don't have unlimited funds.

Yeah, in a corporate chain place like that, I don't think there's any chance of it happening there.

[Member #2613]

I have seen a few women going in Classic on Clayton for a visit. There was a blonde with a Mercedes convertible who was a regular for a couples massage. I don't know how happy they left, but some stayed for the hour.

Whatever happened to this poor lady did she ever find the much needed relief?

[Member #2613]

This is true with A Lo of totally legit massage therapists. I've had several who were strictly professional. I was only there for the massage, then after a couple years of being a regular client, boom out of nowhere. Which is super hot and all own permanent spaces in my spank bank. I consider those more of just a casual encounter because we're friends with may've a mutual attraction -- not atg all a jack shack thing. So, it's either a dick move or a total miscommunication to report it as a paid happy ending situation. Not saying that's the situation here, but it seems plausible.

Doing the math -.

Saying that you can go once a month at 110 X 24 months= 2640.

That's about 7 one hr visits with Parker or another Gem.

Or.

13 VIP sessions with Nikky, Eden, Rae (from angles).

[Member #2613]

I was clear in my early reports that you have to let them get to know you. Not years, maybe even on a second visit.

It seems like a bunch of you ignored this and from what I've learned through a bunch of DMs is that a ton of classless dudes bombarded this place with aggressive and crude behavior. The ladies here are very cautious and on their guard now.

But Sarah knows what makes her money and they'll be back at for those willing to invest a couple of visits.

But this degenerate never asked any "inappropriate" questions, or made any rude requests. I undressed, laid fully nude with dick hard as fuck. Even after some promising brushes with my stiff dick there was nothing. I think her name is India I thought she is sexy as fuck with that mom next door look but nothing either so.

As I said that was my experience and this is my position and I have said it here my suspicion is also that of some other senior members who think it's all a gimmick to drive sales. We all may be mistaken.

[Member #2613]

I knew a girl that worked at Massage Envy. And then off-hours, did body rubs out of her place.

Yeah that is a fantasy of my! I went in there as I have done in many other places; never even asking of extras and always treating them with respect but after a few times without any luck then I have to cut my losses. As I don't have unlimited funds.

[BoilerWelder]

I was clear in my early reports that you have to let them get to know you. Not years, maybe even on a second visit.

It seems like a bunch of you ignored this and from what I've learned through a bunch of DMs is that a ton of classless dudes bombarded this place with aggressive and crude behavior. The ladies here are very cautious and on their guard now.

But Sarah knows what makes her money and they'll be back at for those willing to invest a couple of visits.

Surely you jest, there's no way that what you wrote is possible. Every guy should be able to get what they want at that place, just like in the spots across the river because they are all just working girls.

So there's no other answer than it was just a marketing ploy.