Massage Parlor Reports

[FellowMonger]

Wanted to try a new spot before I head back home tomorrow and I decided to check out The Earth Chi.

Pros:

Awesome Instagram.

Great location.

Great Lobby.

$200 all in pricing 30 min VIP.

Security (owner has bullets and gun right on the counter and you need a code to open the door to the rooms in the back.

Cons:

Behind the door there is nothing that closely resembles their Instagram post the girls are no where near the Beauty of the girls on their page.

The rooms are small even for a medium size guy they are really small.

There is no hot tub I asked and girl looked so confused.

100% bait and switch here I paid the $200 did the deed and left.

Glad to be going home tomorrow this Chicago Market is bad and I feel for you guys.

I mean I think there's pretty good spots in the area. Talent rotates and changes out so you just got to find it / use the info here. But also I mean I think its pretty normal that those pages are always fake pics.

[Sk7499]

I can confirm all the Asians there do. Beebee I'm not sure, as I opted for covered anal instead. It's been a while so I don't remember the price exactly, but I think it was somewhere between 300 and 350. Sorry it's not super up to date, hope it helps though.

You guys are raw dawging those beavers and asses? You all not worried to catch something? Just curious thanks.

[RealDealRic]

Looking for a massage with some BBFS (if possible) I recall in the past hearing that SXL has girls that offer this. Could someone who has experience, and is willing to, share with me who they know offers bare and damage. Trying to make sure I get what I'm looking for, but may end up just going anyway, appreciate any help.

See Emily is $60 house and $260 for bare she has a banging spinner body and does this gripping technique with her Vagina well worth the visit and she also gives a good massage along with it only downside she will bath your cock in running alcohol before and after the session but she is a real sweetheart.

[JoeColorado]

Looking for a massage with some BBFS (if possible) I recall in the past hearing that SXL has girls that offer this. Could someone who has experience, and is willing to, share with me who they know offers bare and damage. Trying to make sure I get what I'm looking for, but may end up just going anyway, appreciate any help.

I can confirm all the Asians there do. Beebee I'm not sure, as I opted for covered anal instead. It's been a while so I don't remember the price exactly, but I think it was somewhere between 300 and 350. Sorry it's not super up to date, hope it helps though.

[Member #6831]

Looking for a massage with some BBFS (if possible) I recall in the past hearing that SXL has girls that offer this. Could someone who has experience, and is willing to, share with me who they know offers bare and damage. Trying to make sure I get what I'm looking for, but may end up just going anyway, appreciate any help.

[RealDealRic]

Wanted to try a new spot before I head back home tomorrow and I decided to check out The Earth Chi.

Pros:

Awesome Instagram.

Great location.

Great Lobby.

$200 all in pricing 30 min VIP.

Security (owner has bullets and gun right on the counter and you need a code to open the door to the rooms in the back.

Cons:

Behind the door there is nothing that closely resembles their Instagram post the girls are no where near the Beauty of the girls on their page.

The rooms are small even for a medium size guy they are really small.

There is no hot tub I asked and girl looked so confused.

100% bait and switch here I paid the $200 did the deed and left.

Glad to be going home tomorrow this Chicago Market is bad and I feel for you guys.

[TopCat53]

CLM only does incall. For the most part they give the intersection of where the girl's location is near, there are 2 suburb locations that I've never been to.

As far as FS. Some of the girls are, yes but it really is YMMV. I've seen the current Bella twice and it has only been HJ. I've seen Suzie 4 times and she's given me FS everytime but others reported it wasnt offered. Brie was down for FS with me as was Danielle. I saw Maci. No offer on FS.

I'd say bring cash ($160 house inc. HJ + $200 FS upcharge usually) and see if flashing it at the beginning helps? I've also been able to do cash for house and then personal zelle the girl for upgrades.

Thanks so much for the info WhiteDonger!

[WhiteDonger]

Hi Guys!

I'll be in Chicago the 26th-28th and was thinking of visiting CLM. When the locations are listed for each girl, are those parts of Chicago? I'm not familiar with the area so I have no idea where I'd go. Also.. Does CLM do outcall or just strictly incall? Lastly.. It is FS, right? Thanks in advance for the help!

CLM only does incall. For the most part they give the intersection of where the girl's location is near, there are 2 suburb locations that I've never been to.

As far as FS. Some of the girls are, yes but it really is YMMV. I've seen the current Bella twice and it has only been HJ. I've seen Suzie 4 times and she's given me FS everytime but others reported it wasnt offered. Brie was down for FS with me as was Danielle. I saw Maci. No offer on FS.

I'd say bring cash ($160 house inc. HJ + $200 FS upcharge usually) and see if flashing it at the beginning helps? I've also been able to do cash for house and then personal zelle the girl for upgrades.

[FnlvnGuy]

Hello Chicago,

I'll be in downtown Chicago soon for a few nights. Any good massage parlors in the downtown area?

Thanks.

Take an Uber and go to Chinatown Definitely way more optons.

[TopCat53]

Managed to get time with Lilly. Other reports are right on the money. Great, tight body, I'd say toned. Authentically friendly too. Massage was fine, and BBJ and CFS were on the menu. Treat her well, gents.

Hi Guys!

I'll be in Chicago the 26th-28th and was thinking of visiting CLM. When the locations are listed for each girl, are those parts of Chicago? I'm not familiar with the area so I have no idea where I'd go. Also.. Does CLM do outcall or just strictly incall? Lastly.. It is FS, right? Thanks in advance for the help!

[JaxsonSmith]

Hello Chicago,

I'll be in downtown Chicago soon for a few nights. Any good massage parlors in the downtown area?

Thanks.

[GeilePapa21]

Was going to my summer home in Ottawa when I hit an old all time favorite spot of mine at Sun in Morris yesterday. Stopped going years ago because service went downhill. But saw Cindy and was incredibly happy. She had a banging body and treated me like a king. L3 for $.5. Will definitely be hitting that back on my way home.

Even though we aren't in the right section for this review, went to check out sun for myself as I too gave up on it awhile ago. Can say the massage was very good. Stretched me out nicely. Cindy was a solid 7. 5/10 in the looks department for me. Bolt ons, and enhanced face. Not bad looking, but nothing spectacular.

[Ronacin]

Hello everybody, how's it going? My question is, do any places give a naked massage?

If you just take a peek on the previous pages, you will learn a lot, many post specify which places do legit and which places do L1, L2, L3 usually L2 and L3 is guaranteed naked and L1 you may get the girl go naked or just rub outside the clothes, also there maybe an extra charge when total nude for only L1.

[Nimda925]

Hello everybody, how's it going? My question is, do any places give a naked massage?

[Jj5570]

Was going to my summer home in Ottawa when I hit an old all time favorite spot of mine at Sun in Morris yesterday. Stopped going years ago because service went downhill. But saw Cindy and was incredibly happy. She had a banging body and treated me like a king. L3 for $.5. Will definitely be hitting that back on my way home.