Escort Reports

[Masw980]

Unfortunately, I've gotten word from a few of my friends that Dallas has done a string of cash and dashes. Pimp hides in bathroom or closet and no service provided. I guess this has happened at least 3 times. Dallas' friends have confirmed that she has been back into old habits and no longer a reliable provider. Speed and candy problems, coupled with an intravenous problem that collapses the veins is no good. From what her friends report, I guess she's sharing intravenous apparatuses with her friends and homeless individuals with similar interests. It's a shame because, months ago, she used to be worth the trip. At any rate, stay cautious and stay safe. We do this for fun and to get our rocks off, not to be robbed or to take something irreparable home with us.

https://tryst.link/escort/dallas616

Hi, I'm sorry if that happened to them, but why didn't they come forth with the details. I'm not undermining their experience but I had multiple dates with Dallas in the past few weeks and had no issues except longer wait for a couple of dates. Would you be able to elaborate on their story.

Be safe.

[Kzoo Kev]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

She is hit and miss depending whether she got her drugs or not. One time she is great and offers a discount next time, and then the next time she is edgy and kicks me out because I didn't bring enough money.

[TokyoDawson]

I have had several incall sessions with this one. Always freshly showered, one time waited in room watching a movie while she did that. Nice hotels, good comms. No dogs, pimp, boyfriend or room mates. Pics accurate, pretty face w / o makeup, weight 140. Good BBBJ cim / spit. FS cover optional. Half hour 120-140. Definitely on or near the top of my list. https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...l/955419286439.

[Casual27]

Damn, that's too bad. Drugs are a motherfucker. Hopefully she turns her life around before it's too late.

I agree, that's really too bad. She had fair donations and was one of the few without a gag reflex. Certainly many great visits, but not worth the chance of taking something home. I appreciate the heads up being shared. Any of her friends worth seeing? Feel free to PM me.

[Mike Yepthatsm]

Damn, that's too bad. Drugs are a motherfucker. Hopefully she turns her life around before it's too late.

Unfortunately, I've gotten word from a few of my friends that Dallas has done a string of cash and dashes. Pimp hides in bathroom or closet and no service provided. I guess this has happened at least 3 times. Dallas' friends have confirmed that she has been back into old habits and no longer a reliable provider. Speed and candy problems, coupled with an intravenous problem that collapses the veins is no good. From what her friends report, I guess she's sharing intravenous apparatuses with her friends and homeless individuals with similar interests. It's a shame because, months ago, she used to be worth the trip. At any rate, stay cautious and stay safe. We do this for fun and to get our rocks off, not to be robbed or to take something irreparable home with us.

https://tryst.link/escort/dallas616

[AustinRamos1]

Unfortunately, I've gotten word from a few of my friends that Dallas has done a string of cash and dashes. Pimp hides in bathroom or closet and no service provided. I guess this has happened at least 3 times. Dallas' friends have confirmed that she has been back into old habits and no longer a reliable provider. Speed and candy problems, coupled with an intravenous problem that collapses the veins is no good. From what her friends report, I guess she's sharing intravenous apparatuses with her friends and homeless individuals with similar interests. It's a shame because, months ago, she used to be worth the trip. At any rate, stay cautious and stay safe. We do this for fun and to get our rocks off, not to be robbed or to take something irreparable home with us.

https://tryst.link/escort/dallas616

[Mr Coffee68]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

OMG!! There is nothing funnier than the truth! Great translation!

[Dean27]

I ran into her or a profile on fb a while back she looked to be clean from her addictions. At that time she said she was over a year clean. I can't remember her real name.

Really? All I remember is what a shit show she became. All the bad reviews and a few cash grabs.

[WillyJones]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

Too bad, there's a lot of truth in this.

[AntBz]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me".

[Pete3854]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

Really? All I remember is what a shit show she became. All the bad reviews and a few cash grabs.

[WaginTail]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

She was a great provider back in the day, saw her several times. Would like to re aquatint with her if you have digits.

[BassMaster1]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

Always wanted to see her great tits but never was able to connect when I reached out wouldn't mind trying again sometime.

[RushBlitzer]

Anyone remember Brooke Billions? Saw her way back in the day. She hit me up that's she's in town but staying utr. Anyone seen her yet?

[WayneJWorld]

Big as she is I'm surprised she out dashed you.

What happened?

That made my day. Thanks for the laugh.