Massage Parlor Reports

[BubbleBoi402]

No, they don't.

They told me their ages and Sunny is in her mid 30's and Cindy is in her mid 40's. It's difficult to get 20's in dmv.

[Amsterdam2022]

I don't know their exact ages, but Cindy and Sunny at May Wellness (not "M & why") look like they would fit that demographic.

No, they don't.

[BuckshotWatson]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

I don't know their exact ages, but Cindy and Sunny at May Wellness (not "M & why") look like they would fit that demographic.

[PilotAviator]

Can you please decipher these NASA codes? Thanks.

2002 is reference to time travel (back 20 years) - with the implied reference the ladies working at HWC (Health and Wellness Center. Which was the subject of an earlier post in the same thread) would be 20 years younger, thus in the age-range requested by the poster of the original thread.

Not everything on the boards is a serious discussion and some "lighten the mood" with a bit of humor.

However, the answer to most questions can be found by reading the friendly forum (RTFF) -- and usually you only need to use the search function, or read-back a half-dozen or less pages.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[JmSuttr]

When he wrote that statement you quoted, I read it as him referring to his view of buttress lane. If it was a generalization, I agree about the lack of perfume (I don't want their perfume on me), their breath is often bad and their clothes may smell if they cooked a meal. They have plenty of mouthwash, often times in a disgustingly dirty bottle.

Here's why I stand by my original interpretation:

1. In his reply to me, the OP had ample opportunity to clarify that he was only referring to a single establishment. Not only did he not do that, but he doubled down on the generalized nature of his prior post.

2. His statement "I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience," is clearly not in line with your interpretation that he was only talking about one specific place. Rather it supports my interpretation that he's making statements that refer to Chinese MPs, and Chinese women, in general.

3. His further statement "I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states" is also clearly emphasizing the general, rather than specific.

You're certainly entitled to your interpretation, but I respectfully submit that a plain reading of both posts supports my original reply. Also, please note that you're raising an interpretation that even the OP hasn't set forth.

[Amsterdam2022]

Sure there are. They are in 2002 or so at HWC and a few other places. When you get the machine built please let me know. I'd like to go back 20 or so years myself.

Can you please decipher these NASA codes? Thanks.

[LongBone]

As far as I know Anita doesn't work anymore.

She's around. Works part time. Very nice.

[DonQuiote]

I decided to check out C&C in Herndon, as I was interested in Korean this evening.

I called first, and mamasan answered phone and told me she had nice young girl there and available right now.

So of course I head on over.

I walk in, greeted by mamasan, I pay her. 6 for hhr.

She tells me to get undressed, and she smiles and says in her deep raspy voice, I have nice, young girl for you, honey.

So she leaves, and I slowly get undressed. I take my time, folding my clothes neatly, so that I'm standing in the buff when the "nice, young girl" comes in.

So she walks in and compliments me, how nice my body is, blah blah blah.

And what my eyes are seeing is not computing with what mamasan had been telling me. Because the woman who was complimenting me, was not a "nice, young girl" She was, in fact, and old lady, done up with too much make-up and fake eyelashes, and leathery face and thin old lady legs. She was probably younger than mamasan and she may have been nice, but she was not what I was thinking when I hear "nice, young girl".

But I'm already standing there in the buff, so what can I do??

Well, she asks me if I want a table shower, even though I only paid for hhr, so I say yes, yes I do.

She leaves to get the shower ready, and I immediately begins getting dressed quickly, so that by the time she comes into the room to get me, I'm now fully dressed.

I apologize to her and just say that I received a call from a partner, and I need to leave to go to an impromptu meeting. I politely tell her, I'll be back soon hopefully.

She shows me a frown, and then walks me to the door, and then I say, I need to see mamasan to get the. 6 back, since I had to go.

So we chase down mamasan, I do get my refund and leave, thankful that I just saved myself $1. 0 or more. I then go over to Breeze, but the young girl comes out to tell me they are busy, and to come back in 45 minutes.

At this point, I'm gun shy to try Herndon Therapy, so I just go home, with my cash in hand.

[DonQuiote]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

Yes, Relaxation Studio on Atlantic Blvd in Sterling and also Breeze Spa in Herndon.

However, these are only HJ, and nothing more than touching outside of clothing.

The good news is you can be in and out for $90-$100.

[Mike85]

If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

When he wrote that statement you quoted, I read it as him referring to his view of buttress lane. If it was a generalization, I agree about the lack of perfume (I don't want their perfume on me), their breath is often bad and their clothes may smell if they cooked a meal. They have plenty of mouthwash, often times in a disgustingly dirty bottle.

[Big Daddy Don]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

Sure there are. They are in 2002 or so at HWC and a few other places. When you get the machine built please let me know. I'd like to go back 20 or so years myself.

[JmSuttr]

Thank you for taking the time to comment on my review.

I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience, and of course I respect your opinion, but the reason I post less reviews is because I don't write them regularly like other review ad agencies, sometimes I get busy and forget to write reviews or blah blah blah. Etc,.

There are a lot of reviews, especially from ad agencies, that are almost fake. Also, in my opinion, if a user is supposed to write a review of a providers that works on their store, but an ad agency hired by a competitor posts a bad review of AMP, that's just wrong and mean. Providers don't stay in one place for long, and they use different names when they move to another place (especially the providers who don't do a good job, or who were fired by the owner because they complained a lot.). I don't understand it, but to respect their humanity, I won't comment further.

I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states.

If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

[Bullsi]

Thank you for the review. What was the total damage?

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

[Arturo703]

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

What was the total damage if you don't mind.

[Slkdck 31]

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.