Massage Parlor Reports

[Mike85]

If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

When he wrote that statement you quoted, I read it as him referring to his view of buttress lane. If it was a generalization, I agree about the lack of perfume (I don't want their perfume on me), their breath is often bad and their clothes may smell if they cooked a meal. They have plenty of mouthwash, often times in a disgustingly dirty bottle.

[Big Daddy Don]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

Sure there are. They are in 2002 or so at HWC and a few other places. When you get the machine built please let me know. I'd like to go back 20 or so years myself.

[JmSuttr]

Thank you for taking the time to comment on my review.

I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience, and of course I respect your opinion, but the reason I post less reviews is because I don't write them regularly like other review ad agencies, sometimes I get busy and forget to write reviews or blah blah blah. Etc,.

There are a lot of reviews, especially from ad agencies, that are almost fake. Also, in my opinion, if a user is supposed to write a review of a providers that works on their store, but an ad agency hired by a competitor posts a bad review of AMP, that's just wrong and mean. Providers don't stay in one place for long, and they use different names when they move to another place (especially the providers who don't do a good job, or who were fired by the owner because they complained a lot.). I don't understand it, but to respect their humanity, I won't comment further.

I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states.

If your generalizations were simply about the lack of table showers, I wouldn't have posted a response. Here is an example of a generalization you made about Chinese MP women that I found unwarranted and objectionable:

"They don't use mouse (SIC) wash or clean, and they don't use perfume. Their heads and clothes smell like food. It's disgusting, especially the bad breath".

I've also had decades of mongering experience, including many delightful visits to Chinese MPs with excellent massage and table showers. If I have a bad experience at one, I put the blame on that specific place, I don't generalize about all Chinese MPs, or all Chinese masseuses.

What seems rather odd is that, if you really think they're so bad, why would you ever visit them at all? Here's an analogy: If you've visited restaurants for 20+ years and found that you really dislike seafood restaurants, after a few visits you'd almost certainly avoid them entirely. Therefore, other than for those initial visits, one would expect that all your restaurant reviews would be for non-seafood places, right? So it's hard to understand why you're still visiting and reviewing the Chinese AMPs you say you don't like.

[Bullsi]

Thank you for the review. What was the total damage?

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

[Arturo703]

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

What was the total damage if you don't mind.

[Slkdck 31]

Took a plunge at best today, I was kind of skeptical with the mixed reviews lately. Went in and was greeted by a nice look Latin chic in a long dress. When she led me to the room I could see the ass shaking through the dress. Got to room paid the hh fee. 6 and undressed while she left. She came back to bring a towel for the shower and she had changed into a see through black short teddy with a thong. I knew then I was in for a treat. Best body ever in an AMP, got table shower dried off and back to room. I went ahead and place the tip on the table before I laid down because I didn't want to kill the mood with haggle. Received ok massage with oil and on the flip recieved short CBJ then she hopped on top for cow girl, then I flipped her for mish and finished in the bag. Sophie was her name from DR. All in all a decent visit will try again to see that ass in doggie.

[TMvoice8989]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

Provider name: Mali, Age mid 20's.

It will help you to.

For more information about her, visit link.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...-hill-md-39423#review-2924142.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...Parlor-Reports

[TMvoice8989]

Having a bad experience at one (Chinese) establishment doesn't mean that all will be the same. A factual and truthful review of a specific AMP is always helpful. But a generalized implication that other AMPs will also have similar problems is less helpful. I've experienced Chinese AMPs at both ends of the quality spectrum, and I've visited Korean AMPs where you couldn't pay me to repeat. And, FWIW, some of the most amazing massages I've ever received (and I'm a massage snob) have been from Chinese masseuses.

AMP quality can vary widely, as can the quality of women even within the same AMP. Bad ones deserve the negative reviews they get. But specific reviews, negative or positive, work best when they're backed by specific evidence, not by generalizations from a visit to some other establishment or provider.

P.S. Language fluency can be problematic with any foreign-born provider. Phone translation apps, esp if they have a "live translate" feature, can be extremely helpful.

Thank you for taking the time to comment on my review.

I didn't write my reviews based on a few experiences, I wrote them based on more than 20 years of experience, and of course I respect your opinion, but the reason I post less reviews is because I don't write them regularly like other review ad agencies, sometimes I get busy and forget to write reviews or blah blah blah. Etc,.

There are a lot of reviews, especially from ad agencies, that are almost fake. Also, in my opinion, if a user is supposed to write a review of a providers that works on their store, but an ad agency hired by a competitor posts a bad review of AMP, that's just wrong and mean. Providers don't stay in one place for long, and they use different names when they move to another place (especially the providers who don't do a good job, or who were fired by the owner because they complained a lot.). I don't understand it, but to respect their humanity, I won't comment further.

I have a lot of experience and data (owners, providers, mms) in Virginia, Maryland, Washington DC and other states.

In fact, Chinese-owned spas and massage parlors don't have table showers because of strict building codes, so Chinese owners replace them with standing showers or body shampoos.

If you want a really good massage, go to a masseuse with an MBL or national license. Go to a place that only offers massages and no other services.

Most guys prefer services other than massage, so I used to go to a place that offered services other than massage.

I'll talk more about this in the next review. Stay safe!

[OlderNotWiser]

Live in MD so normally a Greenbelt guy. Going to the Dulles gun show so decided to stop by 678. Not sure when I'd arrive so no appointment. Drew GiGi. Little larger than my preference but a very sweet lady. Good English. Lot of semi-massage. Asked for medium, will do hard next time. Went slightly over time. Saw more spinnerish options walking around. Missed the lack of a table shower. Will probably visit again with more intel and appointment. Tipped between massage and flip so no hassle. Not used to leaving shoes at front door and camera arrangement, but why not. Theit house, their rules.

[Squatty2]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-in-40011.html

So checked out this place after a 3 suggestion post and was disappointed. Easy location to get to, rang bell and a gorgeous Colombians opened and asked me to put my shoes in a bag kinda weird but ok. Then shown inside and goes behind a desk, says $$20, first red flag but I was intrigued to see how it went. Shown to a change area and asked to get undressed and put the robe on. Comes back and across hallway to standing shower where I did all the cleaning myself with no lights on. Then dry off and off to room. Told to lay down on stomach where then I feel a washcloth laid across buttocks. Heavy amounts of lotion red flag #2 with no actual massage technique, just mostly rubbing up and down back / arms. The proceeds to move to legs with same hefty amounts of lotion. Finally told to flip over and rubs lotion all over chest before asking if anything else I needed. My answer was yes I would like everything to where she says ok leave extra on counter for another $$ red flag #3. I asked what about the door fee and said that's only for massage and L1 activities. So went with that, and she did allow to reveal top manmades rock hard, and the BBL in a thong. Leaves Sunday and new girl after, so maybe try 1 more time but will ask at counter before any exchanges.

Thank you for this report so that I know to never go there. $420 is crazy. Especially since you are walking in blind not knowing what she'll look like until after you get there.

[TMvoice8989]

Spa Sung is a Korean spa. When did they start having Chinese providers staff this place?

It is a Korean spa, but the provider who work there are almost all from Yanbian China.

There is no mms, and even 3 months ago there was only a Yanbian provider.

I haven't visited in a while so I don't know exactly, but there was 1 provider from Yanbian, China. Very bad.

[BlueDrifter]

Those spas has peaked my interest. I think I will go check a few out and report back. (Eventually)

I posted a review on the last one on here if you like a read.

[TheRabbit]

Seen an uptick in the Latina massage and independent providers recently which definitely has aroused my attention. Was thinking of taking a few for the team. Was looking for some suggestions for optimizing my experience. Please see links below and any more suggestions are welcomed. As always would love some crazy Latina FS. Saw empire and dmv latinas and Haydees healing as well on ig.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...bs/-56528.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-56327.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-in-40011.html

Those spas has peaked my interest. I think I will go check a few out and report back. (Eventually)

[Amsterdam2022]

Can't find any.

Even no HJ is fine.

[JmSuttr]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...-in-40011.html

So checked out this place after a 3 suggestion post and was disappointed. Easy location to get to, rang bell and a gorgeous Colombians opened and asked me to put my shoes in a bag kinda weird but ok. Then shown inside and goes behind a desk, says $$20, first red flag but I was intrigued to see how it went. Shown to a change area and asked to get undressed and put the robe on. Comes back and across hallway to standing shower where I did all the cleaning myself with no lights on. Then dry off and off to room. Told to lay down on stomach where then I feel a washcloth laid across buttocks. Heavy amounts of lotion red flag #2 with no actual massage technique, just mostly rubbing up and down back / arms. The proceeds to move to legs with same hefty amounts of lotion. Finally told to flip over and rubs lotion all over chest before asking if anything else I needed. My answer was yes I would like everything to where she says ok leave extra on counter for another $$ red flag #3. I asked what about the door fee and said that's only for massage and L1 activities. So went with that, and she did allow to reveal top manmades rock hard, and the BBL in a thong. Leaves Sunday and new girl after, so maybe try 1 more time but will ask at counter before any exchanges.

Latina massage places definitely have significant potential downsides. Here are a few:

1. The percentage of latinas who can actually do a decent massage is pretty low (IME). And the percentage of latinas who can actually do a strong, deep-tissue massage is even lower. Most of the time all that happens is a soft rub, with lotion or oil, that lacks any real purpose or technique. They know that mongers aren't there primarily for massage and so they put very little effort into that part of the session.

2. Latinas tend to have a high emotional component to their personalities, which can be clearly seen in the cultures of their home countries. What that can mean is that, if she likes you and is attracted to you, she can rock your world. But if not, it often means a disconnected and rushed session. And, if she tries to put on an acting job, it's likely to be a few "Ay, Papi" moments before she asks if you're done.

3. High house fees, either explicitly or implicitly sold as "all-inclusive," are anything but (as you experienced). And, once you've handed over the cash, your leverage and bargaining power are hugely diminished. You could demand a refund, and you might get back part of the fee. I doubt you'd get all of it because, after all, you did stay a while for the "massage" part of the session. So you might end up spending $100-$200 for a crap time.

Now for the upsides:

1. Latinas who work in LMPs are often drop-dead gorgeous! Even if they have manmade parts, they exude a sensuality and beauty that's hard to beat. So, if you're a visually stimulated monger, that single factor might overcome all the downsides.

2. The same high emotional component can work in a monger's favor IF he can figure out how to light a fire in the LMP masseuse. If you're attractive, that's a huge plus. If you are well-dressed when you walk in, that can have a positive effect. It depends on the woman, of course, and other things include speaking a few words in Spanish, spending a few minutes doing massage for her, and (if it's something you're into), moving smoothly from massaging her into a full-on DATY session. Again, it's always YMMV, so all you can do is figure it out as you go along.

3. IF you find one with whom you "click," and IF you can figure out how to have a session that leaves her feeling good and wanting to see you again, you can reasonably expect things to be even better with future sessions. By better I mean more and more GFE-like items added to the menu.

Your post didn't mention what kinds of suggestions prompted you to try a visit. But the fact that you were surprised by the high house fee indicates that any report you saw left out that critical element. It's a pet peeve of mine that so many "reviews" fail to mention the total cost. It's like reviewing a restaurant, and raving about the food, without mentioning that it's $1,000 a plate. Similarly, your surprise at the minimal massage indicates that any reports you saw didn't mention that, and also that you probably haven't visited many LMPs, since actual massage is often minimal at those places.

About visiting again and seeing a different girl, all I can say is that there's little reason not to expect a similar outcome, unless you see reviews with good details and specifics. You can try talking with the woman at the front desk, but I'd be surprised if they'd be willing to discuss anything that might involve a "sex acts for money" discussion. They might worry that you're LE, or they might just say it's between you and the masseuse in the privacy of the room. You can certainly give it a shot, as long as you're mentally prepared to walk away.

For my money, I'm more willing to take a chance on an AMP because the massage is usually decent and, if the price for extras is not to my liking, my out-of-pocket cost is usually less than $100. I won't take a chance on an LMP unless I see good intel beforehand. And that intel needs to have specifics about payment, individual masseuses, etc. As a good example, look at all the info available about FHOH. That's the standard of intel that I'd be looking for.