Escort Reports

[AntBz]

Found this in another thread. Good for a chuckle for me. Hope others enjoy it as well.

PSA: Ad translations.

If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:

Curvy: Fat.

Thick: Fat.

Juicy: Fat.

MILF: Old and fat.

Petite: Short and fat.

Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.

Wet wet: Fat. Doesn't shower between clients.

BBW: Impossibly fat.

Snow Bunny: White.

Mixed: Black.

Exotic: Black.

From the Islands: Black.

Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.

No AA: My pimp is black.

Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.

I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.

Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.

Squirter: I'll piss on you.

Party Friendly: Junkie.

Spinner: Usually junkie.

Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.

Deposit Required: Scam artist.

Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.

Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.

Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager / AirBnb kicking me out.

My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.

Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.

No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.

I Love White Guys: Overpay me.

Discounts available: My dealer is on his way.

Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.

No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.

No calls / Text only: "My Pimp is texting for me.

[ShortStack]

Sorry for only posting when it's really bad guys.

But I feel the need to warn others so this doesn't happen to them. I Saw this girl named Jade (advertises as Rubi) several times over the past few weeks and everything was going good until she got a new pimp and this dude barged in during our session and kicked me out. Later he texts me from her number demanding I send more money under the threat of violence. Her number is 734xxxx185. The ad on stg is: https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...4/492273295104 be safe out there guys.

[Bozz199]

I had a chance to spend time with her after your initial review and AGREE, she is awesome. Not usually drawn to ladies of size, but she was well worth it a true GFE experience. Easy to talk to and very attentive and great oral skills and her boobs are epic.

Will definitely repeat.

She's great and I have repeated.

[RickPete69]

I had a chance to spend time with her after your initial review and AGREE, she is awesome. Not usually drawn to ladies of size, but she was well worth it a true GFE experience. Easy to talk to and very attentive and great oral skills and her boobs are epic.

Will definitely repeat.

Now with more link. https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...y/354499053331.

[MightyDemTim]

She said she was from Ypsilanti and maybe her parents were wealthy? This was back in October 2009 when Backpage was still the best place to look for ass and most of the girls were legit. I was staying at the Fellows Creek Lodge in Wayne for a few days on business and just by luck got the honeymoon room in the back with the four post queen bed and fireplace. I had a strong urge to release a week's worth of nut butter saved up in my sack and needed to find the right kind of female to help me with that. She was built like a runway model, a 5'10" thin blond spinner with a very pretty face so I called her and asked about the rate for an all nighter because I mostly wanted an attractive woman to cuddle with naked while we slept and was suprised when she said only four hundred and everything was on the menu (except Greek) and bareback cock in mouth and pussy was no problem. I just assumed it was a gimmick and she'd upsell like crazy once she got to my room but to my surprise she held true to her word with no upselling and we had a really fun night, and she even brought a bottle of wine to set the mood. The whole time we were talking I thought it was gonna be a scam-and-dash once I forked over the bills because a girl this hot could easily charge 3 grand for an all nighter with no condoms required for her sweet holes. She was good at BBBJ and was going to CIMWS but actually wanted me to CIP so she could feel my load splashing inside her. I only lasted about two or three minutes of missionary pumping and then popped off about 4 or 5 healthy squirts as deep into her uterus as I could and she loved it and wrapped her thin legs around my waist and told me to stay inside her to make sure every drop was drained out. This was my dream woman! We enjoyed another bareback fuck in the morning and then she left and I tipped her a Benjamin and she kissed me on the lips and told me anytime I was back in Detroit to give her a call so she could drain all my fluids again. I think I fell in love that night. She said she was willing to drive to Cleveland where I lived but we never saw each other again after that night. Still one of the best experiences I ever had in over 15 years of this hobby.

[Eaton Beaver]

Any reviews on this one? I messaged but nothing yet. Brighton location would be perfect.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/592048291712

I donno about the pics. They all could be the same lady. You'll know as soon as she asks for a deposit.

[Dalton13]

My gut says a fraud! Pictures don't line up.

Any reviews on this one? I messaged but nothing yet. Brighton location would be perfect.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/592048291712

[CareBear10]

Any reviews on this one? I messaged but nothing yet. Brighton location would be perfect.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...-/592048291712

[PanicKachan]

I seen Nola last winter she was amazing, would love to visit again. Sophia is a A2 regular every couple weeks she gets a room for the weekend. Same caliper as hunter, Nola, Lauren.

Yeah so good I had a chance to meet Nola once. Point is that we all love quality and good providers and hopefully those who are on the board as advertisers and providers should focus on A2 and it's a win win for all. My honest opinion it's been so dry on this forum either people don't want to share or just are gatekeepers. Good luck and hope things change for better.

[Member #7188]

Let me first start with few disclaimers. I know there has been some strong opinions and feedback on some of these. I have been out of the area for some time and back. Last year we had good flow of GR ladies who used to frequent and I always had good time with the likes of Hunter, Lauren, Sophia and Athena. I have been out for some time and want to check if anything like this is still happening. I know some of them have retired and want to know from my fellow mongers here who used to enjoy these companies do we still have them coming here or it's all dry and we may have to visit them. Any new inflow or anything interesting PM and share details.

I seen Nola last winter she was amazing, would love to visit again. Sophia is a A2 regular every couple weeks she gets a room for the weekend. Same caliper as hunter, Nola, Lauren.

[Rubbur]

Let me first start with few disclaimers. I know there has been some strong opinions and feedback on some of these. I have been out of the area for some time and back. Last year we had good flow of GR ladies who used to frequent and I always had good time with the likes of Hunter, Lauren, Sophia and Athena. I have been out for some time and want to check if anything like this is still happening. I know some of them have retired and want to know from my fellow mongers here who used to enjoy these companies do we still have them coming here or it's all dry and we may have to visit them. Any new inflow or anything interesting PM and share details.

Lauren and Sophia have visited a couple times recently but very sporadic.

[PanicKachan]

Let me first start with few disclaimers. I know there has been some strong opinions and feedback on some of these. I have been out of the area for some time and back. Last year we had good flow of GR ladies who used to frequent and I always had good time with the likes of Hunter, Lauren, Sophia and Athena. I have been out for some time and want to check if anything like this is still happening. I know some of them have retired and want to know from my fellow mongers here who used to enjoy these companies do we still have them coming here or it's all dry and we may have to visit them. Any new inflow or anything interesting PM and share details.

[Hohitta]

I've enjoyed this one a few times. Been a few months since I've seen her though and the last ad posted was from June 3. It's worth a text if you like BBW. I reviewed at least once here in the past.

Who? You forgot to post a link.

[Rubbur]

I've enjoyed this one a few times. Been a few months since I've seen her though and the last ad posted was from June 3. It's worth a text if you like BBW. I reviewed at least once here in the past.

Now with more link. https://skipthegames.com/posts/ann-a...y/354499053331.

[Rubbur]

Any provider recommendations that offer a good GFE (kissing, etc)?

I've enjoyed this one a few times. Been a few months since I've seen her though and the last ad posted was from June 3. It's worth a text if you like BBW. I reviewed at least once here in the past.