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[Chupacabra]

We keep crossing the same chicks and missing each other's reviews! I wish I damn read your review of Mellie before I came across that headcase! She didn't wear her wigs or extensions when I saw her last week so she had her natural short somewhat nappy hair (not being mean, just the truth). No make-up and was just in her underwear. She asked if I showered (which I always do before appts) and told her yes. She gave me a baby wipe and I told her "what do you want me to do with this? Wipe my hands? Ok off to a bad start. She then points down and motions to wipe my rod. Then, she does the BBBJ with a fucking towel wrapped around my junk. Wtfucking fuck? I actually started laughing and she said "my bjs are great, why you laughing?? I'm nicely trim, not a bad looking guy so I don't know what the hell she was tripping for but YMMV so I get it but that shit was weird. Then while fucking her she would turn her head and avoid eye contact but would then look at me at times and give me the "ooooh baby you love this right?? Like she's teasing me and we're playing a game. B%#ch I should be the one turning away not you if anything. Anyhow, before I leave she tells me "2 minute rate me! I want to see you do it! Umm yeh no. NOW I know why people are 50/50 with her. Depends what polar spectrum level she's at!

LOL that sounds very familiar. She is crazy and not in a good way, at least you didn't get the threat of meeting her pimp on the way out for not tipping or leaving a review. I have no idea what it is with these hos who feel like insulting and making their customers uncomfortable. Look, maybe you regret your life choices but it's still a job and customer service is customer service. Do you want to make money or not? I'm just glad the information gets out there for fellow mongers and it sucks that there are still guys out there stumbling into these disasters and regretting it. I appreciate the Kgirls more and more each year, they seem like the only feminine women left in the west that actually know how to treat a man, or at least they have the graciousness and good sense to pretend it.

[ModernHouseFan]

I'll 4th it. Dang, I wish I had read these reviews and saved myself money and aggravation. First of all, she is nowhere near 24 she probably isn't within a decade of that. And the miles on her are ROUGH, there's a reason she doesn't show her face. She looks and sounds like a 2-pack a day smoker and although relatively slender she is that unhealthy looking "skinny fat" and her small breasts even sag and have stretchmarks. Just an unhealthy, nasty vibe, more like you'd expect from a cracked-out streetwalker deep on Fig, not the generally good GFE types on HX. She didn't even come close to honoring the menu, she seemed physically repulsed by my presence, made several gratuitous insults and generally made me uncomfortable from start to finish. Someone else mentioned that she seemed paranoid, I noticed this too she made me put my clothes in the closet and close the door in case I had any "recording devices" even though it was a t-shirt and shorts? She clearly hates her job, her customers and probably her life. I should have left and cut my losses. Never again, right up there with Mellie in terms of making me question my life decisions.

We keep crossing the same chicks and missing each other's reviews! I wish I damn read your review of Mellie before I came across that headcase! She didn't wear her wigs or extensions when I saw her last week so she had her natural short somewhat nappy hair (not being mean, just the truth). No make-up and was just in her underwear. She asked if I showered (which I always do before appts) and told her yes. She gave me a baby wipe and I told her "what do you want me to do with this? Wipe my hands? Ok off to a bad start. She then points down and motions to wipe my rod. Then, she does the BBBJ with a fucking towel wrapped around my junk. Wtfucking fuck? I actually started laughing and she said "my bjs are great, why you laughing?? I'm nicely trim, not a bad looking guy so I don't know what the hell she was tripping for but YMMV so I get it but that shit was weird. Then while fucking her she would turn her head and avoid eye contact but would then look at me at times and give me the "ooooh baby you love this right?? Like she's teasing me and we're playing a game. B%#ch I should be the one turning away not you if anything. Anyhow, before I leave she tells me "2 minute rate me! I want to see you do it! Umm yeh no. NOW I know why people are 50/50 with her. Depends what polar spectrum level she's at!

[ModernHouseFan]

Not recommended. I banged her in Oct 2016 and she was already old back then. Made the mistake of parking at her driveway at her house in the IE. As soon as I walked in she yelled at me and said why did you park in front of my house? I guess she didn't want her neighbors to see strange guys coming in and out of their residential cul-de-sac LOL.

So I hate fucked her in the master bedroom with the large wooden headboard. After I was done, got dressed and noticed a picture of H83 with her daughter and damn she was hot asf! Now this blonde girl was more my style. So I asked if her daughter was available.

She yelled at me some more "She doesn't do this!" Then kicked me out of her house and slammed the front door and almost hit me in the ass on my way out ha ha ha! I did a burnout peeling away from the street because I happen to be driving my high perf car that day.

Yeah what can I say, I'm a douchebag!

You fucker lmao. Thanks for the great review and saving me the $$ & regret!! I too would have asked about the daughter! Ok, maybe more like "sooo is that what you use to look like back in the day?

[HapaBoy86]

Does not surprise me at all. 99.99% of mongers are addicted to Asian Poontang. Where there is demand, the supply follows. That is why Hx is predominantly c-orgs and k-orgs now. If you log on right now, the entire New Photo Uploads Page is 100% fake pictures of Asian chicks. Yeah right like these are the actual girls you will see when you go to their apartment.

Look at the 2 pics below. If you ask most mongers here how many white girls do they see, they will reply "What white girls?" I only see a hot Asian Punani and I want to fuck her LOL!

I have always suspected the Chinese will someday invade the west coast. I just did not expect they would start with Humaniplex ha ha ha.

We need a Punjab org cause man all the punjabs I've seen we're horny as hell and loved to get that curry pussy rammed.

Take them over a China org anyday.

[Ace McNasty]

China orgs tyring to take over Hx damn.

Does not surprise me at all. 99.99% of mongers are addicted to Asian Poontang. Where there is demand, the supply follows. That is why Hx is predominantly c-orgs and k-orgs now. If you log on right now, the entire New Photo Uploads Page is 100% fake pictures of Asian chicks. Yeah right like these are the actual girls you will see when you go to their apartment.

Look at the 2 pics below. If you ask most mongers here how many white girls do they see, they will reply "What white girls?" I only see a hot Asian Punani and I want to fuck her LOL!

I have always suspected the Chinese will someday invade the west coast. I just did not expect they would start with Humaniplex ha ha ha.

[HapaBoy86]

China orgs tyring to take over Hx damn.

[Chupacabra]

I will 3rd that. After reading her menu, I thought it was TGTBT but it did read similar to Enclave ads. Wish I had gone with that. For those wanting to know her age. I think 29-35 for sure. Nice slim fit body was her best attribute. She definitely didn't honor menu. No lfk / dfk at all. Daty was very short before she said "ok, I'm ready" (never had any complaints from other women so this was a first). Her BBBJ was averaged. She also was too busy talking about her past sugar daddy experiences. *****, I'm here to fuck you not here about what the sugar daddies dumped you. Hope this helps anyone else thinking of wanting to see her.

I'll 4th it. Dang, I wish I had read these reviews and saved myself money and aggravation. First of all, she is nowhere near 24 she probably isn't within a decade of that. And the miles on her are ROUGH, there's a reason she doesn't show her face. She looks and sounds like a 2-pack a day smoker and although relatively slender she is that unhealthy looking "skinny fat" and her small breasts even sag and have stretchmarks. Just an unhealthy, nasty vibe, more like you'd expect from a cracked-out streetwalker deep on Fig, not the generally good GFE types on HX. She didn't even come close to honoring the menu, she seemed physically repulsed by my presence, made several gratuitous insults and generally made me uncomfortable from start to finish. Someone else mentioned that she seemed paranoid, I noticed this too she made me put my clothes in the closet and close the door in case I had any "recording devices" even though it was a t-shirt and shorts? She clearly hates her job, her customers and probably her life. I should have left and cut my losses. Never again, right up there with Mellie in terms of making me question my life decisions.

[Ace McNasty]

Hello HX bros! Been wanting to see Hannah for awhile now but looking through her extensive network, none are recent reviews (since 2022). Anyone else seen her recently? Last review on USG was HapaBoy.

Not recommended. I banged her in Oct 2016 and she was already old back then. Made the mistake of parking at her driveway at her house in the IE. As soon as I walked in she yelled at me and said why did you park in front of my house? I guess she didn't want her neighbors to see strange guys coming in and out of their residential cul-de-sac LOL.

So I hate fucked her in the master bedroom with the large wooden headboard. After I was done, got dressed and noticed a picture of H83 with her daughter and damn she was hot asf! Now this blonde girl was more my style. So I asked if her daughter was available.

She yelled at me some more "She doesn't do this!" Then kicked me out of her house and slammed the front door and almost hit me in the ass on my way out ha ha ha! I did a burnout peeling away from the street because I happen to be driving my high perf car that day.

Yeah what can I say, I'm a douchebag!

[ModernHouseFan]

I can vouch the same terrible experience. Absolutely disconnected. Rushed, aloof, smelled like cigarettes. Complained that she'd been up late and also had allergies and couldn't breathe well. Lackluster everything. Rushed. Then after 27 minutes of a terrible time, ran after me because I left the hhr donation and she wanted the hr donation because she "blocked out the hour". Wouldn't return if you paid me.

I will 3rd that. After reading her menu, I thought it was TGTBT but it did read similar to Enclave ads. Wish I had gone with that. For those wanting to know her age. I think 29-35 for sure. Nice slim fit body was her best attribute. She definitely didn't honor menu. No lfk / dfk at all. Daty was very short before she said "ok, I'm ready" (never had any complaints from other women so this was a first). Her BBBJ was averaged. She also was too busy talking about her past sugar daddy experiences. *****, I'm here to fuck you not here about what the sugar daddies dumped you. Hope this helps anyone else thinking of wanting to see her.

[Heizenberg]

I can vouch the same terrible experience. Absolutely disconnected. Rushed, aloof, smelled like cigarettes. Complained that she'd been up late and also had allergies and couldn't breathe well. Lackluster everything. Rushed. Then after 27 minutes of a terrible time, ran after me because I left the hhr donation and she wanted the hr donation because she "blocked out the hour". Wouldn't return if you paid me.

Thank you for all this great information and saving us money!!

[OcWaveRider]

Had the opposite experience with SashaSwan. Great body and decent face, clean, stays at good incall, but that's about it. Very much NON-GFE, lots of rules, didn't honor the menu, rushed the session. Was quite paranoid during the session. Terrible BBBJ, limited daty, complained during FIV. Certainly a tale of 2 reviews, but just sharing my experience.

I can vouch the same terrible experience. Absolutely disconnected. Rushed, aloof, smelled like cigarettes. Complained that she'd been up late and also had allergies and couldn't breathe well. Lackluster everything. Rushed. Then after 27 minutes of a terrible time, ran after me because I left the hhr donation and she wanted the hr donation because she "blocked out the hour". Wouldn't return if you paid me.

[CaptCaveman99]

She's great. Got that southern accent. Tall slim girl and really really sloppy BBBJ. Pretty green eyes and nice tits. Really great passionate experience. been a while since ive seen an HX chick that wasn't jaded and is full on GFE. Fingers crossed she doesn't get GPS. I can definitely see her raising her prices soon cause what she offers is an absolute banger for what she asks for compared to all the other delulu HX providers that charge way too much for so little.

Had the opposite experience with SashaSwan. Great body and decent face, clean, stays at good incall, but that's about it. Very much NON-GFE, lots of rules, didn't honor the menu, rushed the session. Was quite paranoid during the session. Terrible BBBJ, limited daty, complained during FIV. Certainly a tale of 2 reviews, but just sharing my experience.

[cuddleme9]

She's great. Got that southern accent. Tall slim girl and really really sloppy BBBJ. Pretty green eyes and nice tits. Really great passionate experience. been a while since ive seen an HX chick that wasn't jaded and is full on GFE. Fingers crossed she doesn't get GPS. I can definitely see her raising her prices soon cause what she offers is an absolute banger for what she asks for compared to all the other delulu HX providers that charge way too much for so little.

How would you rate her face?

[Ace McNasty]

I did! 330 admission and 200 for BBFS cip! I just couldn't resist and went all in! Although I probably won't do this again for a while but she was worth it! I don't like spending that much but she's is cute little Jgirl! Barely 19 years old!

Nice. I am just not attracted to Asian girls but this 19 yo J-girl from the booker spicedolls got a nice body on her. She reminds me of one of a handful of Asian poontang I fucked from Hx named CindyTan with the Enclave booker. Mayu has a prettier face but CindyTan has a much better body with larger boobs. Mayu also appears to have clear complexion while Cindy has acne and braces.

Speaking of spicedolls, are they having some kind of renaissance? They kinda faded there from their prime days. Maybe the booker is busy grooming and recruiting young talent again. I just hate that they be based near Bob Hope instead of John Wayne. I simply refuse to make that drive up north for pussy when OC has the most variety and supply of 18-22 yo girls.

Speaking of young girls, the last one I creampied from spicedolls is this pale Irish redhead with freckles named Riley aka Vixxen when she posted under the meganmodels booker. Riley's firecrotch got some proper breeding at her LAX incall, action shots below. Now ginger girls, that's more my type but the vast majority of mongers here are Asian-addicts so I'm sure this J-girl Mayu will be very busy. But you mongers won't have to worry about competing with me. She all yours! Since I don't fuck Asians, I don't know what Mayu's rates / menu / phone number is. However, I love freckled Irish redheads, and Riley's menu is below:

Available incall 26 yrs 5"7 Wt:112 lbs BBBJ, kissing, daty, fiv, fia, cob, msog, facial 300 hr. BBFS, greek, video all negotiable. Never rushed. What time can you come visit? Text your Hx handle / number. Look forward meeting you thanks.

Ph:323.90 X-XXXX. Location Address: ZZZ S. Wherever Ave. Los Angeles 90 XXX.

[Nydru90]

Saw her post an ad on hx IE classifieds. Has any one seen her recently? What are her rates?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MahinaZ