Massage Parlor Reports

[Tunacan Sam]

Beat me to leaving a review. I also just saw Mina in the past week (was mamasan up front I haven't seen there before). Led back to the room.

Door opened and in walked a petite blonde asian with a light pink short dress on that looked great (and nipples poking through). Alright, consider me intrigued.

TS was good, quick sauna stop but it wasn't turned on. Massage was okay, she started low, then high, little teasing and the flip. CBJ started and was average but got her to rotate up for some DATY. It was 20 seconds of that when she started moaning and pushing back into my face. It was TOO quick (I'm not that good) but it got me harder. Started with CG to SD to standing mish, to her using hand because my girth was bothering her. Ended up finishing myself off while she was rubbing me elsewhere. Usual 160 tip.

Just went to visit Mina at CLC. Petite short haired Asian girl. The TS to start was amazing as it always is and the massage was good. Hit all bases on the grand finale and I walked my happy ass out of there. Was out for $. 6 tip.

[Vern2020]

Does anyone have any info on the place that's on Clybourne just north of Fullerton?

Years ago it was called Zen Spa. Back then it was a sure fire good time, but I was under the impression that went legit when they changed their name.

Reports on the other site, which are always suspicious, suggest that maybe its not quite so legit after all. But I can't seem to find any corroboration here. If anyone has any details I'd appreciate it.

I'd be surprised if they were anything other than legit. I think they went legit back in the day. Only one way to find out.

[HappyGardener]

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[GrantMem]

I'm going to be passing through, near the south loop. Any recommendations for nuru or best recs for massage?

[Sk7499]

Anyone ever setup a dp session or mini 2 person train at a spa. I'm curious if anyone is interested to tag team spa girl, if a spa girl would allow it. I never tried it but just curious.

[ConfuciusMan]

Wow just had a great session with Iris there new Thai massage therapist. She is young with Blonde hair. She gave me a great thai massage. She has a midwest type body. She has a great sgape and a gorgeous smile. She wanted to make sure I was gappy. She definetly has a great asian jlo ass. Let me tell you I had a nice grip. You must try her out. I was very happy and left her a very nice tip. No complaints if you want a young cute blonde sexy thai massage therapist. Call and make your appointment so you can get in.

[Jj5570]

Just went to visit Mina at CLC. Petite short haired Asian girl. The TS to start was amazing as it always is and the massage was good. Hit all bases on the grand finale and I walked my happy ass out of there. Was out for $. 6 tip.

[DaveyJ23]

Does anyone have any info on the place that's on Clybourne just north of Fullerton?

Years ago it was called Zen Spa. Back then it was a sure fire good time, but I was under the impression that went legit when they changed their name.

Reports on the other site, which are always suspicious, suggest that maybe its not quite so legit after all. But I can't seem to find any corroboration here. If anyone has any details I'd appreciate it.

[TheSeeker717]

You really don't have any idea who or where you are texting.
TP.

Very true. In some cases you could be texting with me.

Honey come massage. Good service for you.

[OF Charlie]

You really don't have any idea who or where you are texting. I have been seeing a lady UTR that would visit from New York every few months for the past three years. When she was in town there was two spa's she would work in along Archer. Anyhow, recently she decided to leave NY and move to Chicago permanently. I was invited to her high rise studio apartment downtown to spend a little time with her one morning recently as she currently is not working at a spa. She cooked some late breakfast while I sat on her bed and we were talking and I shit you not she had five phones laying on her bed, four of which were ringing and dinging off the hook. She answered several calls and texted back and forth on four of them with different guys, sending pictures of the girls available today, sending addresses answering general questions etc. I asked her if she was working phones for the two spa's I had seen her in along Archer over the years since that is what I suspected and she surprised me when she said no actually she was just doing a favor for her girlfriends that were working in the NY\Jersey area and she was fielding the phones for them for a while. I asked her if she was being paid to help out because I was curious, and she just replied no I'm helping because they are my girlfriends. It was enlightening to see for sure. Anyways spent a few hours with her that day, breakfast then testing her bed, chatting and relaxing for a bit cozy laying together in her bed. It was a great day made even better when unexpectedly she jumped me one last time before I had to leave mid afternoon. Funny over all the texts and several calls I witnessed none of the guy's voices on the other end of the phone seemed the wiser that she was actually in Chicago not NY\NJ.

TP.

Nothing new. I mentioned this before. If you don't call or text the main number to an apartment, main number being the number found on their websites, then you are talking to an outsourced agent. Those outsourced agents get paid as they put the ads themselves and take a cut of your visit. For example, the hhr 140 visit to RL, the girl keeps 80 and RL keeps 60. But if you went through an outsourced agent, RL has to give 30 of its 60 to this agent. And this is why when you go to an apartment like RL, the door guy asks your last 4 digits of your number. This is so that they know if they need to pay the outsourced agent or not. And if yes, which one to pay.

If you go on the adultsearch website and filter for Asian escorts, there are like over 50 or more different phone numbers. If you actually sit down and text some of those numbers, they all lead to the 3 main apartments that we all know well. The outsourced agents pay for the ads themselves. So if no one go visit, then they lose money. That is why they are super aggressive with their texting. I am sure you all have read reports from guys getting unsolicited texts from different numbers, this is why.

But believe what you want to believe from this girl.

[Terrapin911]

When I text them what happened they responded 1-2 hours later saying she is almost there and then sorry.

No idea who I was texting but expecting them to make it up to get my business back.

Going to possibly try ping / pink today. Yoyo?

Any knowledge?

You really don't have any idea who or where you are texting. I have been seeing a lady UTR that would visit from New York every few months for the past three years. When she was in town there was two spa's she would work in along Archer. Anyhow, recently she decided to leave NY and move to Chicago permanently. I was invited to her high rise studio apartment downtown to spend a little time with her one morning recently as she currently is not working at a spa. She cooked some late breakfast while I sat on her bed and we were talking and I shit you not she had five phones laying on her bed, four of which were ringing and dinging off the hook. She answered several calls and texted back and forth on four of them with different guys, sending pictures of the girls available today, sending addresses answering general questions etc. I asked her if she was working phones for the two spa's I had seen her in along Archer over the years since that is what I suspected and she surprised me when she said no actually she was just doing a favor for her girlfriends that were working in the NY\Jersey area and she was fielding the phones for them for a while. I asked her if she was being paid to help out because I was curious, and she just replied no I'm helping because they are my girlfriends. It was enlightening to see for sure. Anyways spent a few hours with her that day, breakfast then testing her bed, chatting and relaxing for a bit cozy laying together in her bed. It was a great day made even better when unexpectedly she jumped me one last time before I had to leave mid afternoon. Funny over all the texts and several calls I witnessed none of the guy's voices on the other end of the phone seemed the wiser that she was actually in Chicago not NY\NJ.

TP.

[Tunacan Sam]

No, seriously. I appreciate the info dump.

The only thing I would ask is just throw up an individual post when you go. It doesn't have to be every visit, this isn't homework. But if you saw someone terrible three months ago, it doesn't help us until now. If you saw someone this week, it helps us avoid. If you saw someone great, we want to share info on those too. But not as useful if they're not working there by the time we see your post.

I've had good experiences recently with Broadway Massage on Broadway, near Irving Park. I found out about them from other mongers sharing a good experience there. They gave a name and described someone that sounded like I would like (thai / asian with J-Lo ass). Yup, going to check it out. It was true, had a couple good sessions with her before she left.

Again, appreciate the info. Cheers! -TZ.

Hi everyone, long time lurker, rare poster, but I thought I'd share a big info dump of some places I've been and people I've seen over the past few months. It's easy to just read and not post, but truthfully, I wouldn't have known about many of these places without this forum, so I thought it would be time to give back a little. Not sure if it's relevant but maybe people have been nicer to me because of this: I am mid 30's, white, in good shape, and my dick is pretty nice.

T-pro: This is the first massage parlor I ever went to. If Candy is still there, I think she works Wednesday-Sunday, she's a really sweet woman and gives a great massage.

Ozone: This place rotates their girls more frequently...One of the women there I have seen a few times is Sasha, she seems to have been there for a while. She's probably mid 40's, really nice skin, big fake tits, and has a great attitude.

H Wellness: This is an L1 only place unless you really get to know the provider. My favorite thing about this place is the entrance. You don't have to stand out on the street waiting to be let in, there is a small vestibule where you buzz and wait.

Princess Latina: I probably won't go here again, but it was ok.

Men's Spa: These women are all Spanish speakers. I saw a woman named Carol here who was hands down the hottest woman I've ever seen in real life.

Tokyo Spa /81X Western: These places were straight up brothels, no wonder they got closed down.

Best Massage (Apartment at Montrose and Avers / Hamlin): This place is sketchy af, but the woman I saw was pretty hot.

The Earth Chi: None of the Instagram ads are in any way real for this place.
TLDR: I was lonely and horny and I spent way too much money on sex workers this winter and spring.

Feel free to DM me with questions, recommendations, or criticisms.

[Tunacan Sam]

Nice, I prefer a MILF with great service.

Cool, I've got a name to ask for and a general physical description (5' tall with C-cups) to know if they give me the right girl.

Buuut, I don't know which spa to go to -. -.

Enough details to find the spa or a link to the ad would be great. Any chance of some cross streets? Or which street the spa is actually on? Or even the name of the spa?

2700 and Western is at Diversey. All east / west roads along Western will be 2700 W xxxx within a few blocks.

Thanks for the tip but man these messages make you work.

Address is 27XX and Western Ave

Just a heads up for all that prefer MILF, slim and great service.

I saw Emma yesterday for the first time and can only say that I will be back again.

Cute, slim, nice C cups, around 5' short and service was surprisingly great.

Enjoy guys.

[Drawers333]

Hi everyone, long time lurker, rare poster, but I thought I'd share a big info dump of some places I've been and people I've seen over the past few months. It's easy to just read and not post, but truthfully, I wouldn't have known about many of these places without this forum, so I thought it would be time to give back a little. Not sure if it's relevant but maybe people have been nicer to me because of this: I am mid 30's, white, in good shape, and my dick is pretty nice.

T-pro: This is the first massage parlor I ever went to. I saw a few different women here a few years ago, but the woman who I always kept coming back to see is Candy. Candy is probably 50 years old, really not particularly attractive, speaks some English, but I kept coming back to see her because she is so friendly and gives a great massage. After going there a few times she figures out what you like and is really enthusiastic about what she does. In my time with her I always tipped $100. She would do some ass play, take her top off, occasionally a brief bbj, but always gave a great finish. As I posted once before in this forum, T-pro girls (with the exception of Karly, who I haven't seen) have a common goal of getting you to pay for a topless L1 for $100. After reading this forum more, I decided to branch out to other places and I don't go here anymore. If Candy is still there, I think she works Wednesday-Sunday, she's a really sweet woman and gives a great massage.

Ozone: This place rotates their girls more frequently, but I never really went with any regularity to figure out their rotation schedule. One thing I noticed is that the women almost always have either bigger natural tits or fairly big fake tits. One of the women there I have seen a few times is Sasha, she seems to have been there for a while. She's probably mid 40's, really nice skin, big fake tits, and has a great attitude. At ozone the girls usually try to get you to pay for L3, usually if you bring $300 you can cover an hour door fee and give the rest for the FS. Sasha has a really sexy attitude. She does this thing where she sucks your dick, then sucks your balls while looking up at you and stroking your cock. Very sexy. I've seen some other incredibly hot women at Ozone (I don't remember their names) and I have also seen some really unattractive women.

H Wellness: This is an L1 only place unless you really get to know the provider. My favorite thing about this place is the entrance. You don't have to stand out on the street waiting to be let in, there is a small vestibule where you buzz and wait. I've seen several providers there, all of them are ugly and have horrible attitudes except for Mae and Miki. Mae is probably 50, but something about her is just so cute. She is really friendly, speaks English decently, and gives a fantastic massage. After a few visits she will take off her top without asking you for an additional tip. She has some nice fake tits that she really keeps under wrap in most of her outfits (although admittedly they have some obvious scars from the implant surgery. Miki is a dream. She is early 30's, very skinny, absolutely beautiful in my opinion, but speaks zero English. She will only do L1, but she does the best massage I've ever had and really knows how to get a guy aroused.

Princess Latina: I think it's weird that there's a receptionist here. LOL. Even weirder that the massage therapist waits for you on the other side of a barrier right next to the waiting area. There are Latina women, and the one I had had a big butt. She gave me a bad massage, but then took her clothes off and rubbed her ass all over me and gave a nice finish for $100. I probably won't go here again, but it was ok.

Men's Spa: These women are all Spanish speakers. I saw a woman named Carol here who was hands down the hottest woman I've ever seen in real life. She looked like Lela Star. Her ass was gigantic, had huge fake tits, she was early 30's / late 20's, and her face was beautiful. Her attitude was meh, and the prices here are ridiculous. It's $75 for a 30 min massage, and they ask for $200 for a naked L1. I did it, but god damn who tf can afford this. She offers $400 for full service, and tbh she is way hotter than most escorts I se in ads for that price.

Tokyo Spa /81X Western: These places were straight up brothels, no wonder they got closed down.

Best Massage (Apartment at Montrose and Avers / Hamlin): This place is sketchy af, but the woman I saw was pretty hot. You just buzz this buzzer on a door outside of a dark apartment and you're immediately in an area with a bed and a curtain. The woman I saw spoke no English and wanted $300 for bbj and FS for an hour. It was a really fun time, but after I left, my post nut clarity was like- dude, something about that place felt a little dangerous, whether it was the idea of someone mugging me on my way in, or I don't know, just the whole set up was sketch.

The Earth Chi: None of the Instagram ads are in any way real for this place. The girls are Chinese, but they are pretty hot and they do than donguyuan or whatever the fuck it's called when they wash the fuck out of you then rim you and blow you for like 10 minutes before you fuck. It's also expensive, like 80/ hr and then they ask for more for the extras, but I always cap at $300.

TLDR: I was lonely and horny and I spent way too much money on sex workers this winter and spring.

Feel free to DM me with questions, recommendations, or criticisms.

[LazyBoy2]

No idea who I was texting but expecting them to make it up to get my business back.

They said sorry. That's as much as they going to give you.