Escort Reports

[Low Baller]

Saw her ad, she looked like a MILF, meaning I was not expecting a spinner instead I expected an average sized middle-age woman. But, I was not expecting Moby Dick either! Just an average sized middle-age woman like she posted of herself in her ad.

So, imagine my surprise when I knocked on the door and a beached whale answered. I uttered a quick no thank you and walked away. Not that I dislike big girls when I am in the mood for blubber, but that was not what I was expecting at all, and this provider was quite big. No way I can review her skills since I walked away.

Providers need to post real pics, not ones of long ago and many pounds lighter, and not AI-doctored pics either. I expect some filtering and perhaps older pics when a provider looked hotter, but the pics need to resemble who opens the door or I just walk away. Something other mongers should also consider.

LB.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...t/672740465290

[UfGatorMan6969]

Can anyone provide some insight.

Dm's are fine.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...v/595577014263

She is horrible. High as a kite and just plain pitiful. Made me stop seeing providers for many months.

[JeffryBrach]

Went on the road show today and met this one.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...07378c806bfc11

This ad contains the real pics; though she has more girth about her but she is sexy as hell (add about 20 lbs). Cleans smells and tastes nice. CBJ but not bad. Open to positions. She seemed to be. Limited I felt at first. But she opened up as we went forward, I suspect if she does not like you she may limit the menu? I just had that feeling? Other wise friendly inviting and sexy. She speaks no English. Will be here until next week.

[Solman816]

You can not suck those luscious girls, and it's CBJ only.

I definitely mentioned those drawbacks. I will try her again to see if she keeps her promises of a better session at higher donations. If not I will not see her again.

[SeeMoBooty]

Can anyone provide some insight.

Dm's are fine.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...v/595577014263

There is a report done yesterday please do your research.

[MandarinMature]

Can anyone provide some insight.

Dm's are fine.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...v/595577014263

[KidTorrid]

Definitely pornstar level hotness but without pornstar level prices. Not too often will you find a provider that hot offering an hour at 3 coins. Definitely agree with the other poster who said her menu needs to be more open at that price, but definitely worth a spin if any of you are looking to release with nearly a perfect 10 in hotness.

You can not suck those luscious girls, and it's CBJ only.

[Solman816]

Reminded me of Mia Khalifa super small waist, Somewhat of a mid range hotel. I will for sure revisit, maybe even follow her to Tampa!

https://tryst.link/escort/cleo22#photos.

Definitely pornstar level hotness but without pornstar level prices. Not too often will you find a provider that hot offering an hour at 3 coins. Definitely agree with the other poster who said her menu needs to be more open at that price, but definitely worth a spin if any of you are looking to release with nearly a perfect 10 in hotness.

[Football58]

She was not nearly that germaphobic with me. If I recall correctly she only wiped down my little guy once before putting on the raincoat. I released in the coat while in her and she didn't even seem to think twice. Like I always YMMV. Not sure why she wasn't like that with me.

Reminded me of Mia Khalifa super small waist, Somewhat of a mid range hotel. I will for sure revisit, maybe even follow her to Tampa!

https://tryst.link/escort/cleo22#photos.

[Rich980]

Holy shit! Jessica is an escort?! I used to fuck her twin sister many years ago in the real world; who also has a fake rack. Damn! As the perv I am, I definitely need to get my dick inside of Jesi now (good or bad), just so I know I've had them both! This hobby is always full of surprises!!

Funny you should mention that. That day of the last date she'd called once and asked if she could bring her twin sister, Amber. Like I'm going to say no? It didn't play out that way, though.

Rich.

[ClitEastwoodJx]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...-/723702019087

Subtitle: Jessi the Nodder.

I'd written a beautifully worded, amusing and quite long review of Jessi Van Winkle but it never made it to the thread. I'm assuming it didn't pass some review standard. So, here's a much more abridged version.

One note. I was tempted to add her to the *avoid* thread but she's got a neat little catch and release trick. Your first (and maybe second) date with her will be outstanding and then she pulls some stupid shit.

My first date with Jessi was before she went on an extended vacation. She was mesmerizing. Slim, sexy, flirty, passionate, pretty face, sensational round bolt-ons (but don't touch the nips or she'll freak). I had an amazing time slinging her from one end of my queen size bed to the other. When you tell her what you want, the BBBJ is top-notch. She even asks what feels best. She's flexible and submissive, so pretty much anything goes but a trip to Greece.

Second visit was a few weeks ago, shortly after she returned from her "trip". Once again she was sexy, fun and open to whatever, until about mid-date when that mandatory bathroom visit has to happen. That must have been one helluva piss because it made her so "sleepy"! Narcoleptic, in fact. About every 30 seconds I had to ask her if she was alive. Who the hell falls asleep standing up and talking to themselves? She must be really tired. I ended the date early so she could get some rest. Heh.

The third and final date was an absolutely terrifying experience. It was expected, though, I could tell she was "tired" as she texted me throughout the day making no sense whatsoever. When she arrived (over an hour late), she complained about being hot and tired. So I allowed her to chill for a minute in a more undressed state so she could get cooled off and relax. Then it began. Her slim, frail body began curling up and twitching like a roach that just experienced a spritz of Raid. Each limb tensing up and releasing in an unorderly fashion while her neck and back contorted into demonic poses. When she did speak, it wasn't in tongues but it was unintelligible. She was incoherent and comatose for about the first 45 minutes she was in my dream. A quick trip to the bathroom seemed to wake her up long enough to be able to speak and go more than a minute without a siesta. Time to head to the action chamber and get this event in motion. And then she went to pee again. While in there, I could hear the screaming in between long silent pauses. I quickly gathered up her clothes and tossed them in so she could get dressed while saying "time for you to go." At first glance I thought she was licking something off of the floor while sitting on the toilet. But she was nodded out until she heard me speak.

I won't bother with her again. I can only imagine what the fourth date would be like. I would probably have to call a priest and have the whole place blessed.

Stay awake from this sack seeker. She has but one thing on her mind and it's powder blue and in a baggie.

Rich.

Holy shit! Jessica is an escort?!

I used to fuck her twin sister many years ago in the real world; who also has a fake rack.

Damn! As the perv I am, I definitely need to get my dick inside of Jesi now (good or bad), just so I know I've had them both!

This hobby is always full of surprises!!

[Low Baller]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...-/723702019087

Subtitle: Jessi the Nodder.

I'd written a beautifully worded, amusing and quite long review of Jessi Van Winkle but it never made it to the thread. I'm assuming it didn't pass some review standard. So, here's a much more abridged version.

One note. I was tempted to add her to the *avoid* thread but she's got a neat little catch and release trick. Your first (and maybe second) date with her will be outstanding and then she pulls some stupid shit.

My first date with Jessi was before she went on an extended vacation. She was mesmerizing. Slim, sexy, flirty, passionate, pretty face, sensational round bolt-ons (but don't touch the nips or she'll freak). I had an amazing time slinging her from one end of my queen size bed to the other. When you tell her what you want, the BBBJ is top-notch. She even asks what feels best. She's flexible and submissive, so pretty much anything goes but a trip to Greece.

Second visit was a few weeks ago, shortly after she returned from her "trip". Once again she was sexy, fun and open to whatever, until about mid-date when that mandatory bathroom visit has to happen. That must have been one helluva piss because it made her so "sleepy"! Narcoleptic, in fact. About every 30 seconds I had to ask her if she was alive. Who the hell falls asleep standing up and talking to themselves? She must be really tired. I ended the date early so she could get some rest. Heh.

The third and final date was an absolutely terrifying experience. It was expected, though, I could tell she was "tired" as she texted me throughout the day making no sense whatsoever. When she arrived (over an hour late), she complained about being hot and tired. So I allowed her to chill for a minute in a more undressed state so she could get cooled off and relax. Then it began. Her slim, frail body began curling up and twitching like a roach that just experienced a spritz of Raid. Each limb tensing up and releasing in an unorderly fashion while her neck and back contorted into demonic poses. When she did speak, it wasn't in tongues but it was unintelligible. She was incoherent and comatose for about the first 45 minutes she was in my dream. A quick trip to the bathroom seemed to wake her up long enough to be able to speak and go more than a minute without a siesta. Time to head to the action chamber and get this event in motion. And then she went to pee again. While in there, I could hear the screaming in between long silent pauses. I quickly gathered up her clothes and tossed them in so she could get dressed while saying "time for you to go." At first glance I thought she was licking something off of the floor while sitting on the toilet. But she was nodded out until she heard me speak.

I won't bother with her again. I can only imagine what the fourth date would be like. I would probably have to call a priest and have the whole place blessed.

Stay awake from this sack seeker. She has but one thing on her mind and it's powder blue and in a baggie.

Rich.

Rich,

Thank you, thank you! You handled that better than me, I would have feared she would die of an overdose and would have called 911 for medical help. Would not have been good to explain or deal with for me. Thanks, and thanks again. No way I will ever think of having a date with her!

This is what makes this forum so good. The warnings and tips we get from others!

LB.

[SomeGuyToo]

Am I the only one that thinks she's smoking hot? Got to be a catch, right? She's definitely had my eye for a while but my spider tingle is off the charts.

Rich.

I think she's looks great but my spider tingle is going off also. I was just hoping someone knew her. Anyone?

[Rich980]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...-/723702019087

Subtitle: Jessi the Nodder.

I'd written a beautifully worded, amusing and quite long review of Jessi Van Winkle but it never made it to the thread. I'm assuming it didn't pass some review standard. So, here's a much more abridged version.

One note. I was tempted to add her to the *avoid* thread but she's got a neat little catch and release trick. Your first (and maybe second) date with her will be outstanding and then she pulls some stupid shit.

My first date with Jessi was before she went on an extended vacation. She was mesmerizing. Slim, sexy, flirty, passionate, pretty face, sensational round bolt-ons (but don't touch the nips or she'll freak). I had an amazing time slinging her from one end of my queen size bed to the other. When you tell her what you want, the BBBJ is top-notch. She even asks what feels best. She's flexible and submissive, so pretty much anything goes but a trip to Greece.

Second visit was a few weeks ago, shortly after she returned from her "trip". Once again she was sexy, fun and open to whatever, until about mid-date when that mandatory bathroom visit has to happen. That must have been one helluva piss because it made her so "sleepy"! Narcoleptic, in fact. About every 30 seconds I had to ask her if she was alive. Who the hell falls asleep standing up and talking to themselves? She must be really tired. I ended the date early so she could get some rest. Heh.

The third and final date was an absolutely terrifying experience. It was expected, though, I could tell she was "tired" as she texted me throughout the day making no sense whatsoever. When she arrived (over an hour late), she complained about being hot and tired. So I allowed her to chill for a minute in a more undressed state so she could get cooled off and relax. Then it began. Her slim, frail body began curling up and twitching like a roach that just experienced a spritz of Raid. Each limb tensing up and releasing in an unorderly fashion while her neck and back contorted into demonic poses. When she did speak, it wasn't in tongues but it was unintelligible. She was incoherent and comatose for about the first 45 minutes she was in my dream. A quick trip to the bathroom seemed to wake her up long enough to be able to speak and go more than a minute without a siesta. Time to head to the action chamber and get this event in motion. And then she went to pee again. While in there, I could hear the screaming in between long silent pauses. I quickly gathered up her clothes and tossed them in so she could get dressed while saying "time for you to go." At first glance I thought she was licking something off of the floor while sitting on the toilet. But she was nodded out until she heard me speak.

I won't bother with her again. I can only imagine what the fourth date would be like. I would probably have to call a priest and have the whole place blessed.

Stay awake from this sack seeker. She has but one thing on her mind and it's powder blue and in a baggie.

Rich.

[Anonymous123]

Let us know what you thought!

Unfortunately the date didn't happen yet. She didn't respect my time. Asked me my ETA and when I got there kept pushing the date back asking for more time to get ready. I got agitated and left as I was on lunch break.