Strip Club Reports

[Mojo19]

We go to Las vegas once a year. Want a female provider to join us couple (focus is wife). It could be incall or outcall. Spa / massage with happy ending or full service (we won't use it probably) anything will work. Provider needs to be relatively young and with good assets.

Will be posting this is escort thread as well. Please help if you can. Tried to get some info last year from the group with no luck.

[CincMassage]

Never been here? Planning to go this tonight, any tips?

[JoeyNuts]

This was a long time ago but I managed to get digits from this hot ass cuban chick from CB (I recall she made me memorized it!) It was tough I didn't have anything to write on and didn't have my phone.

Quote was reasonable back then (400 1/2 hr, 600 for the hour) I only jump on it knowing what she can do. But of course with inflation prices now she wants 700 for 1/2 and 1000 for the hour.

My point is you never know where it will lead till you try. Doesn't hurt to ask, she might be different than others. Who knows you may get lucky!

After we did our dances, prob close to 10 total, I sat with her on the side and casually looked like I was doing something on my phone and it was then that I asked for and got her number, typing it into my burner phone and texting her. She responded later. But her responses are always boring. So perhaps she is just waiting for me to suggest OTC action. I assume all of these Cubanas are controlled anyway and that type of thing encouraged. There is an even shitter CB in Dallas, TX where all of the girls are Cubans, not sure how/why that relatively small country is so overly represented in these places. Assume she'd go for it I would also assume the pricing would be laughably high. $400 for 30 min is pre-Covid pricing, actually low for even then, if we're talking, young hot stripper pricing. About 5 years ago I got into negotiations with another one at CB and she with a straight face told me she wanted $1 K for OTC. This coming from someone working at CB. I told her she should be working at a comedy club but of course that got lost in translation. Hilarious!!

Quiere$$ jugar text coming up!

[WhiteSun777]

Went in around noon midweek. Surprisingly there was a decent lineup of girls, probably almost 10 total. About 4-5 customers only. Chatted up a young, tall, thin Cuban one who reminded me of a pre-boob / butt job young Amia Miley. She spoke zero English. My Spanish is ok, so not a problem. Did the 5-for-$100 dances in the back. Were good but no V or D play. Got her # but don't get a sense it's going to lead to anything. Didn't directly ask about take out, I recall trying that in the past there and getting laughable quotes. I think she's there every dayshift. I'm going to go back probably in a day or two around 7 or 8 pm to see if it's markedly better / worse. I'd probably avoid after like 9-10 pm b / c of the area which is sketchy to say the least.

This was a long time ago but I managed to get digits from this hot ass cuban chick from CB (I recall she made me memorized it!) It was tough I didn't have anything to write on and didn't have my phone.

Quote was reasonable back then (400 1/2 hr, 600 for the hour) I only jump on it knowing what she can do. But of course with inflation prices now she wants 700 for 1/2 and 1000 for the hour.

My point is you never know where it will lead till you try. Doesn't hurt to ask, she might be different than others. Who knows you may get lucky!

[JoeyNuts]

Went in around noon midweek. Surprisingly there was a decent lineup of girls, probably almost 10 total. About 4-5 customers only. Chatted up a young, tall, thin Cuban one who reminded me of a pre-boob / butt job young Amia Miley. She spoke zero English. My Spanish is ok, so not a problem. Did the 5-for-$100 dances in the back. Were good but no V or D play. Got her # but don't get a sense it's going to lead to anything. Didn't directly ask about take out, I recall trying that in the past there and getting laughable quotes. I think she's there every dayshift. I'm going to go back probably in a day or two around 7 or 8 pm to see if it's markedly better / worse. I'd probably avoid after like 9-10 pm b / c of the area which is sketchy to say the least.

[WhiteSun777]

I wonder how they stay in business. I don't usually go to strip clubs these days, but when I do they don't have many people in them, and the prices are outrageous when I consider what I could get for the same amount of money that I spend there.

Many years ago I lived with a stripper. She was fun, but that chick was a rinser. She only existed to separate men from their cash. LOL.

Tourists I assumed, these guys drop banks (at least the elites) I've seen one VIP guy was at the club for almost the day. Everybody was catering to his needs. He was spending at least 10-20 k I'm guessing.

I'm pretty much done with Vegas clubs (for now at least) Used to hit up Hippo then switched to Hustlers.

Some of my favs at the club in order of preference.

Harley. Yes she's my ATF (for Vegas) She's fairly busy when she does work (weekends) as she's hardly on stage. OF for those interested. https://onlyfans.com/harley.d.staxx.

Cali. Nope she's not from Cali at all but that's where she got those babies done! Lmao Very goofy personality, she's got RBF (Resting b*tch face) but she's actually cool as shit.

Sol. Reminds me of J-Lo but thicker.

Jersey. She can be fun to hang out but a bit pushy on dances. Partner in crime is Violet.

Barbie. Very petite, cute face, spinner. Pretty good dances but she ruined it at the end by asking for tip.

Tai. Asian spinner, nice enough to come down and personally thank customer after tipping on stage.

[Lotsoffun201]

I've dated two strippers, banged several others for free so maybe in their minds we were dating as well haha. The golden rule is pump and dump. Bang them a couple of times if they're good / hot. But never, ever catch feelings or make them your GF as in someone you introduce to friends / family. Ever. And for God's sake, don't live with them. Every stripper I've ever met has the same qualities: 1) super, super lazy, 2) fucked up upbringing, typically hasn't seen dad since very little, 3) extremely short term focused, living day to day or hour to hour, NEVER any type of longer term planning / goal setting, 4) FLAKEY AF, enough said, 5) completely delusional, 6) dumb as a brick with common sense stuff, surprisingly sharp with street smarts in certain situations, 7) glass is always half empty mentality, distrusting of people, low self esteem.

Knowing all of that shit going in you can use it to your advantage and play chess with these checkers-players. Have your fun and get out. It can be done but it's typically not worth the leg work and headache. It's far easier, cheaper and more efficient to just hire a prostitute.

Ha. True. I was with one for 15 years. Actuallly married her and had a kid (grown man now and very proud of his accomplishments). Decided to split from me for another guy. Had a body that could turn a gay man straight. Checked every box mentioned in other posts. Crappy upbringing etc. Always thought the grass was greener. After all these years wants to get back but funny, not my type anymore.

[RogerOver]

I've dated two strippers, banged several others for free so maybe in their minds we were dating as well haha. The golden rule is pump and dump. Bang them a couple of times if they're good / hot. But never, ever catch feelings or make them your GF as in someone you introduce to friends / family. Ever. And for God's sake, don't live with them. Every stripper I've ever met has the same qualities: 1) super, super lazy, 2) fucked up upbringing, typically hasn't seen dad since very little, 3) extremely short term focused, living day to day or hour to hour, NEVER any type of longer term planning / goal setting, 4) FLAKEY AF, enough said, 5) completely delusional, 6) dumb as a brick with common sense stuff, surprisingly sharp with street smarts in certain situations, 7) glass is always half empty mentality, distrusting of people, low self esteem.

Knowing all of that shit going in you can use it to your advantage and play chess with these checkers-players. Have your fun and get out. It can be done but it's typically not worth the leg work and headache. It's far easier, cheaper and more efficient to just hire a prostitute.

All this. Most of those qualities make them an insanely good fuck. The sort of chick you know you could never hang out with long term, but people that say never stick your dick in crazy? Well, sadly that's where my dick has had the most fun. I've followed my little soldier into battle so many times. And I'm not sorry. LOL.

But of course you're correct and it's great advice.

[JoeyNuts]

I wonder how they stay in business. I don't usually go to strip clubs these days, but when I do they don't have many people in them, and the prices are outrageous when I consider what I could get for the same amount of money that I spend there.

Many years ago I lived with a stripper. She was fun, but that chick was a rinser. She only existed to separate men from their cash. LOL.

I've dated two strippers, banged several others for free so maybe in their minds we were dating as well haha. The golden rule is pump and dump. Bang them a couple of times if they're good / hot. But never, ever catch feelings or make them your GF as in someone you introduce to friends / family. Ever. And for God's sake, don't live with them. Every stripper I've ever met has the same qualities: 1) super, super lazy, 2) fucked up upbringing, typically hasn't seen dad since very little, 3) extremely short term focused, living day to day or hour to hour, NEVER any type of longer term planning / goal setting, 4) FLAKEY AF, enough said, 5) completely delusional, 6) dumb as a brick with common sense stuff, surprisingly sharp with street smarts in certain situations, 7) glass is always half empty mentality, distrusting of people, low self esteem.

Knowing all of that shit going in you can use it to your advantage and play chess with these checkers-players. Have your fun and get out. It can be done but it's typically not worth the leg work and headache. It's far easier, cheaper and more efficient to just hire a prostitute.

[RogerOver]

FYI, the locals VIP card (used to get $2 beers / drinks) is done!

Here's their new pricing.

$7 call drinks or beers.

$9 premium drinks.

The above are discounted prices.

I wonder how they stay in business. I don't usually go to strip clubs these days, but when I do they don't have many people in them, and the prices are outrageous when I consider what I could get for the same amount of money that I spend there.

Many years ago I lived with a stripper. She was fun, but that chick was a rinser. She only existed to separate men from their cash. LOL.

[WhiteSun777]

Just a side note for those with VIP card at Hustler, there's a new restriction (now) after 6 pm, no longer $2 drinks (1/2 price so it's $9).

So if you want cheap drinks, you have to drink early!

FYI, the locals VIP card (used to get $2 beers / drinks) is done!

Here's their new pricing.

$7 call drinks or beers.

$9 premium drinks.

The above are discounted prices.

[Pixbyin]

Anyone know why there closed for the this summers pool season, I really enjoyed lounging there for the day surrounded by topples hotties, was pretty fun you get a real diverse crowd from strippers on vacation, courious couples & even bacchlorette parties, not to mention all the dancers that hang there & the wait staff.

We were going to check it out this year. Ty for the heads up.

[DogTown997]

Anyone know why there closed for the this summers pool season, I really enjoyed lounging there for the day surrounded by topples hotties, was pretty fun you get a real diverse crowd from strippers on vacation, courious couples & even bacchlorette parties, not to mention all the dancers that hang there & the wait staff.

[CincMassage]

Around closing time? Or better to go during day? I assume weekends are to be avoided?

Around 10 would be ideal. If you want to catch dayshift, around 5 pm. Some dancers work at from 4 pm to 12.

[JoeyNuts]

In order for a dancer to work weekends at Chicas they must work either a Monday or Tuesday night. If you go during those days you will find all their dancers on display. In most cases there will be more dancers working those days than customers. Truly the 2 best days to go.

Around closing time? Or better to go during day? I assume weekends are to be avoided?