Massage Parlor Reports

**James F** · 05-31-24 15:46

Originally Posted by BrownBoy [View Original Post]

Aside to a trip to X in Mt Prospect (the old location) early last year, I haven't been to an AMP in ages.

I finally got a long-awaited windfall from my divorce last year, so I also had the $$$ available to get a rubdown. Been reading up on the Mt Prospect & Lombard forums, as that's where the most action seems to be. I recently relocated to DuPage county, so I wanted something close by.

I got to Relax around 2:30, where I saw no less than 3 mongers go in within a span of 10 minutes, an older dude like me, a dark-skinned Asian, and a "kid" who couldn't possibly be over 25. Didn't want to shoot the shit with anybody, ot "take a number", and I figured the girls would be busy, so I went to grab a bite to eat nearby & kill time. Came back about 3:15, and was greeted by Ewa. She asked if I wanted a 1/2 hour, I replied a full hour. She came back in the room after I got undressed, and we went at it, with her telling me to go down on her, where I rimmed her for awhile -- she's also got a sweet-tasting snatch. She barely blew me before sliding on the condom. I know we all got to be safe, but I just wasn't feelin' it with the condom on, so we laid on the table next to each other, and kissed until I finally blew my load.

Then it was onto the massage where it got a bit strange -- eventually Ewa started checking my ear canals -- I thought this is a first! I dunno if Ewa wanted to be an EENT specialist at one time, or was "etching" her name in my ear canals..

Is this Relax Spa in Glen Ellyn?

**Jethro23** · 05-30-24 10:54

Two ladies. $65 house. I would say mid 40's. Looks are ok. L1 available. Usual tip.

**Terrapin911** · 05-29-24 23:49

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

What days does Ewa works at relax? Planning to see her. And I recently saw a post in the Aurora section that he saw Ewa at rose. Does that mean she works at different places? Or is that post wrong?

My guess is a different Ewa. Fairly common Chinese massage girl name and a fairly common spa name. Odds of The same Ewa being at two different Relax spas while possible, it's probably more likely to be a different girl. I have met the Ewa at Relax in GE and can tell you she is at least 10 years shy of 50 (as one here has described one of the Ewa's in question) even in Asian girl years.

TP.

**OrdLover** · 05-29-24 13:33

What days does Ewa works at relax? Planning to see her. And I recently saw a post in the Aurora section that he saw Ewa at rose. Does that mean she works at different places? Or is that post wrong?

**Dgordon630** · 05-24-24 22:50

Visited Sunhope. Nice discreet location. Right inside main door first door on right. Didn't ask name of therapist. Asked for soft massage and received. Opted for topless HJ. She just pulled her shirt and bra up. Not worth it no nipple play just squeeze. HJ technique was solid. Left happy. Might repeat because of location. Therapist was a 6/10 looks. 4. 5 house. 8. tip.

**Indian Chief** · 05-23-24 20:03

Had chance to visit today. Mandy was MT, with soft B / C, pencil eraser nipple, little English but bubbly personality. Nice girl, pleasant attitude. I had fun, massage with plenty of teasing, extended daty, and L2 good technique. I had great time.

Peace.

P.S.: new place by 7-11, momma looked young enough to service some day. But Korean places not my thing, so after little chit chat, walked out.

**TallNwGuy** · 05-23-24 16:03

Originally Posted by MushroomGod [View Original Post]

I passed by it today and looked it up. I guess its only been there for maybe a week. Haven't seen it advertised anywhere and there's no sign except one that says open.

I stopped in today, 21 w 400 next to. 7-11. Koreans. Looks like 4 rooms, 1 had large futon like living there. Man in back with table saw finishing construction. 2 ladies middle age dressed more for construction than massage, both insisted they were open. 80 for hr. I left. Maybe stop by in a couple weeks. If anyone else stops in. Let's hear it.

**DayTrader01** · 05-23-24 15:23

Originally Posted by BrownBoy [View Original Post]

Aside to a trip to X in Mt Prospect (the old location) early last year, I haven't been to an AMP in ages.

I finally got a long-awaited windfall from my divorce last year, so I also had the $$$ available to get a rubdown. Been reading up on the Mt Prospect & Lombard forums, as that's where the most action seems to be. I recently relocated to DuPage county, so I wanted something close by.

I got to Relax around 2:30, where I saw no less than 3 mongers go in within a span of 10 minutes, an older dude like me, a dark-skinned Asian, and a "kid" who couldn't possibly be over 25. Didn't want to shoot the shit with anybody, ot "take a number", and I figured the girls would be busy, so I went to grab a bite to eat nearby & kill time. Came back about 3:15, and was greeted by Ewa. She asked if I wanted a 1/2 hour, I replied a full hour. She came back in the room after I got undressed, and we went at it, with her telling me to go down on her, where I rimmed her for awhile -- she's also got a sweet-tasting snatch. She barely blew me before sliding on the condom. I know we all got to be safe, but I just wasn't feelin' it with the condom on, so we laid on the table next to each other, and kissed until I finally blew my load.

Then it was onto the massage where it got a bit strange -- eventually Ewa started checking my ear canals -- I thought this is a first! I dunno if Ewa wanted to be an EENT specialist at one time, or was "etching" her name in my ear canals..

Where this Relax spa I punched it into google and there no relax spa in the Lombard Glen Elyn area.

**MushroomGod** · 05-21-24 21:37

Originally Posted by Jethro23 [View Original Post]

No. It's close to 355. By the Home D.

I passed by it today and looked it up. I guess its only been there for maybe a week. Haven't seen it advertised anywhere and there's no sign except one that says open.

**Jethro23** · 05-21-24 20:45

Originally Posted by Jadedone [View Original Post]

Was the store facing west? This could be 630 Spa. If so, they've been around for a while. Reviews can be found here.

No. It's close to 355. By the Home D.

**Jadedone** · 05-21-24 20:07

Originally Posted by Jethro23 [View Original Post]

Driving on Butterfield, I noticed a sign next to a convenience store west of 355. Anybody been? If not, I might check it out soon.

Was the store facing west? This could be 630 Spa. If so, they've been around for a while. Reviews can be found here.

**JaleRoca70** · 05-21-24 00:52

I don't know if any of you fellow mongers have seen the movie, Being John Malkovich. It's a movie where one would enter into a portal that would lead to John Malkovich's head where you would be able to experience life as him. Anyways in the movie, this guy entered along with John Malkovich himself and his experience was none other than amazing.
That's what happened to me at relax this past weekend.

I called EWA to see if she was available. She actually texted me the day before to tell me that she missed me. (If you have her number, then you know) She told me she was available and I told her I would be there in in about thirty min. That would give me some time for my enhancement of choice to work. (A little Cialis goes far). When I got there, she was all smiled and led me to rm 2. I paid the house fee and proceeded to get undressed immediately. I have never gotten a TS there. After a few moments passed, she came into the room and I was sitting on the table. She walked up to me and we started kissing. I knew what to expect, but it was already better than my first time there. She undressed and I removed my underwear and she proceeded with a nice BBJ, as I was still seated on the table. She then whispered to me to give her daty. So I obliged, fingers inserted and all. She was going nuts. She then told me to lie fully on the table and then we where in the 69 position. Thank goodness for the pill because I would have surely exploded, but I held back. After about 10 minutes of that, she came up to me and we kissed, I did not know she was ready with protection in hand.

EWA doesn't like to rush. So we went CG, and mish, very slow. At this point I was fully charged, but not ready to blow. After about a good 30 minutes of fking, she said BBJCIM, I was like INDEED! But here is where it got really really good. This little fuck machine was going to town, I could not come. She was massaging my prostate and all. I still could not come. So she yelled something that I didn't not understand, but I knew what she was saying. She was calling for reinforcements. In walks Bobo. So now I have two fuck machines working to set off the explosion. It was amazing, but dammit I still couldn't bust. Bobo had to go back to where she came from and EWA asked me if I had been drinking beer. I don't drink. I told her that the only way that I could come is mish and so she grabbed another condom and as I thrusted and heard her moaning, she locked her legs around mine and it felt like we were one. Boom went the dynamite.

After that, she led me to the back for a shower and was amazed that I was still solid. In the end, house plus tip $$. 2 BUT it did not stop there.

Here is the Plus. I won't go into full details. But Relax got a lot of $$$ from me this weekend. I had to try Bobo. I thought EWA was tops, and she is good in her own rights, but Bobo took my soul with BBJCIM. Once again, that dang black Cialis. These girls aim to please. I have never experienced this anywhere, including escorts who seem to rush you along. It's the real deal with them.

After that round with her, I asked how many where there and she said four and she introduced me to my next to be conquered. VeeVee. That little one already has set the price for me. Dang Cialis.

**Choochoocharls** · 05-20-24 19:16

Originally Posted by BassMan1989 [View Original Post]

Hoping to hit Relax later this week. Ewa was of course fantastic my first time there- but who else should I try. KeeKee? I think that's who Ewa intro'd me to last time and said "next time!

Did you stop by yet? Kiki is great I like her a lot super friendly and energetic, short and thick but not fat and nice natural C's she's probably my favorite.

**Jethro23** · 05-20-24 13:59

Driving on Butterfield, I noticed a sign next to a convenience store west of 355. Anybody been? If not, I might check it out soon.

**Brown Boy** · 05-15-24 19:54

Aside to a trip to X in Mt Prospect (the old location) early last year, I haven't been to an AMP in ages.

I finally got a long-awaited windfall from my divorce last year, so I also had the $$$ available to get a rubdown. Been reading up on the Mt Prospect & Lombard forums, as that's where the most action seems to be. I recently relocated to DuPage county, so I wanted something close by.

I got to Relax around 2:30, where I saw no less than 3 mongers go in within a span of 10 minutes, an older dude like me, a dark-skinned Asian, and a "kid" who couldn't possibly be over 25. Didn't want to shoot the shit with anybody, ot "take a number", and I figured the girls would be busy, so I went to grab a bite to eat nearby & kill time. Came back about 3:15, and was greeted by Ewa. She asked if I wanted a 1/2 hour, I replied a full hour. She came back in the room after I got undressed, and we went at it, with her telling me to go down on her, where I rimmed her for awhile -- she's also got a sweet-tasting snatch. She barely blew me before sliding on the condom. I know we all got to be safe, but I just wasn't feelin' it with the condom on, so we laid on the table next to each other, and kissed until I finally blew my load.

Then it was onto the massage where it got a bit strange -- eventually Ewa started checking my ear canals -- I thought this is a first! I dunno if Ewa wanted to be an EENT specialist at one time, or was "etching" her name in my ear canals. Apparently I was OK, and the massage resumed. Shortly before 4:00, I hear yet another monger coming in asking for Ewa, and soon enough, she had to make a quick arrangement for Kiki to finish off my massage while she attended to the guy who just came in. Kiki gave a great massage, and I gave her a little extra tip for pinch-hitting. She told me to ask for her next time -- if I do go back, I probably will -- and she flashed me a sneak preview of what to expect.