Massage Parlor Reports

[Sarcastic King]

You only need one of the girls to be an All Star. She will take lead and get the other girl involved. That being said, the two I consider All Stars at Spring are Mona and Mina. I don't know the current lineup at Tokyo.

Thanks for the help my friend. Saw Mina and she brought in Sara. Pretty damn good time. A little awkward at times not sure if they worked together much but overall good time. I did a four hands in San Antonio and Philly that was a bit more engaging that flowed better but this was great. Mina started off alone with the table shower then we got back in the room she got Sara. They spent some time talking instead of performing but when they got to it. It was impressive. I would recommend one on one instead of both at once to enjoy them more. There was a lot of fake moaning and shit but kinda what you expect right? As a bonus Mona (I think but couldn't tell I was dying) came in to watch at the end so that was fun. She had a good time laughing at my dumb ass trying not to die. I will forever have memories of Sara cute face look down at me as she rode my face while Mina was riding my dick. Thanks again.

[FootyFanatic14]

I don't really have a stake in what goes down up there as I'm from South Florida, but I've been very tuned in to most of what happens up there. I know quite a few of the girls in the area and I take a drive up 1 or 2 times a month to visit them. I'd like to think that my posts are informative and reliable, but that is for you all to decide. Considering I was the one who tried to explain the confusion around the initial reviews at Missly, I feel like I can help clarify some things.

First off, there are definitely "friends" helping them out with reviews. You can easily see who is doing it and you can either dismiss them entirely, or take it with a grain of salt. I understand everyone's hesitation when no one wants to waste money on misleading Intel. Truth be told all the spas, especially the popular ones, have friends that write reviews for them. It's almost like clockwork. When the rotations happen, or when you think to yourself, "This place hasn't gotten a review in awhile. " Lo and behold, the usual suspects come in with a timely review. Believe me, I used to be on the short list of guys that girls ask reviews from.

Next, I have known Helen / Lucy since before she ever worked at Gardenia. She didn't gain any experience by working at Gardenia, she already had that level of service over a year ago when I first met her down in South Florida. Lucy is still there at Missly and is joined by another girl that most of you would recognize but she is going by Vicky this time around. She's had a few rotations thru Milk and as a hint, she tastes of Coffee and Chocolate. Having been with both Lucy and "Vicky" before, I can say that both of them are great options in the area.

I'll end with this. Personally I find that the "friends" that are helping them out are causing more problems than they think. Especially in the beginning when they misled guys here with the wrong name of the provider then blamed the guys for following their misinformation. I encourage other guys to visit and see either Lucy or Vicky and hope that they can share their experiences with the rest of us. I'll die on this hill, or so the saying goes.

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

[RowdyReptile]

LOL You have no right to comment if you haven't been there, unless you received benefits from other stores and are writing fake reviews here.

We all believe you.

[Electronman]

Stopped by Tokyo and drew Jasmine. The script was a rerun of prior reports, albeit a wonderful rerun. Showed me to the room, took the typical payment and gave me a few kisses and a preview BBBJ. Off to the table shower for a thorough cleansing and some TUMA and more BBBJ. For those who are interested, she is willing to provide Greek services but with an up charge.

Anyhow the session was great (as is typical at Tokyo) but the distractions with other customers entering the spa were quite annoying. My session with Jasmine was satisfying but it was cut short as she scurried out to see another customer shortly after I deposited some "precious bodily fluids" in her mouth. However, Grace offered to provide a few minutes of massage. Regardless, I was in and out (so to speak) in under 40 minutes.

In spite of the attractive providers and good service, I would offer only a qualified endorsement of Tokyo because they do not manage the flow of customers very well and cut sessions short.

[ElNino801]

Glad to see all the reports of a large natural chest were finally accurate! Natural without a doubt and magnificent. I'm surprised the cute, plump (still small) rear end hasn't been talked about more. She seems to be in high demand which is typically something I avoid but I had to see if the hype was real. I'd rate her an A- on appearance (lost some points for dental / oral hygiene, although it wasn't too terrible) and a B- on performance (doesn't have much in the gas tank despite it being early in the morning). Previous reports are fairly accurate so I won't elaborate. All in all I would definitely repeat and probably will.

[Padrote1234]

I finally found my white whale! What I've been searching for for years. This is a going to be a very good review and I promise I'm not a shill and that should be evident.

I'll start by saying that I am not a full service guy or even an oral guy. For years, all I've searched for around Orlando and all of central Florida has been a legitimate good massage for 60 minutes and table shower from a scantily clad asian woman with big man-made boobs with a HJ finish and I finally found it. I've stopped by tons of parlors in Orlando, Miami, Tampa, and other states and it seems like you either get a middle age grandma for a regular massage, or a slutty girl for a quick pounding but nothing in the middle. I've tried a handful of places here in Orlando with high hopes, but not a single one of them ever gave me an actual massage and just tried to get me showered and finished and out the door as quick as possible. I was beginning to give up hope. I know places like Star in Casselberry offer a good massage and standard finish, but the one time I went in there to check it out, the woman was just wearing scrubs and didn't particularly busty so I bailed.

Now on to what I experienced at Zen.

I also tried Zen massage on Sunday. It's located on a quiet shopping mall between 436 and Maitland Ave. Coco greeted me, probably in her 40's. Not bad looking, but I'm spoiled by the talent in this town. Decided for the 30 min massage for 50 marios since I really needed one. Coco did a great job, very thorough deep massage front and back. She even did some light shoulder and leg stretches similar to how chiropractors crack you all over. On the flip she signaled extras available, but she was not my cup of tea. I opted for only the massage and then went to Aqua to get the extra.

Roxy was available at Aqua, very quiet as well as well on Sunday. As always, great GFE with her with an amazing TS. I really like the way she grinds her pussy on your back, and on the flip she does the same grinding, cowgirl and b2 b. Back in the room had more fun with 69 and then her on top. Did not last much after the long TS session. After we had fun she finished with a back massage, so good that I fell asleep for a short time.

Hope this fun does not end anytime soon. I'll try Zen again hoping to see big boobs.

[Zhongguo123]

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

In any case, the "helping-out" from Gardenia-Helen apparently did NOT translate to "teaching" Missly-Helen (a lamer provider), nor any of the other Missly staff, the methods and service levels practiced so well by Gardenia-Helen by virtue of her experience at the former Gardenia (which, btw, BigInJapan reports is under new/different management today). In all of this I lost track of where the stellar performer, Gardenia-Helen, wound up, if she's even still in the area (maybe under yet a different name). Anyone that can add to, or clarify, or correct any of this should jump right in and help straighten the facts out.

The take-away from all this is that Missly STILL does not seem worthy of comparison to Spring, or Tokyo, or even some of the other well known places. Oh! The second take-away is that shills be shills and they ain't gonna stop!

LOL You have no right to comment if you haven't been there, unless you received benefits from other stores and are writing fake reviews here.

[LowSlung]

I've read a few reports that have said that Gardenia has gone down hill, well I think things will be getting back in order as Blue is set to return on May 30th!!

[Calenton777]

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

In any case, the "helping-out" from Gardenia-Helen apparently did NOT translate to "teaching" Missly-Helen (a lamer provider), nor any of the other Missly staff, the methods and service levels practiced so well by Gardenia-Helen by virtue of her experience at the former Gardenia (which, btw, BigInJapan reports is under new/different management today). In all of this I lost track of where the stellar performer, Gardenia-Helen, wound up, if she's even still in the area (maybe under yet a different name). Anyone that can add to, or clarify, or correct any of this should jump right in and help straighten the facts out.

The take-away from all this is that Missly STILL does not seem worthy of comparison to Spring, or Tokyo, or even some of the other well known places. Oh! The second take-away is that shills be shills and they ain't gonna stop!

The Dr. With the knowledge as usual. That's some crazy coincidence right there. Thanks for clearing it up for all of us.

[Dr Willy]

... It's eyewateringly obvious that shills are dropping fake reviews....

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

In any case, the "helping-out" from Gardenia-Helen apparently did NOT translate to "teaching" Missly-Helen (a lamer provider), nor any of the other Missly staff, the methods and service levels practiced so well by Gardenia-Helen by virtue of her experience at the former Gardenia (which, btw, BigInJapan reports is under new/different management today). In all of this I lost track of where the stellar performer, Gardenia-Helen, wound up, if she's even still in the area (maybe under yet a different name). Anyone that can add to, or clarify, or correct any of this should jump right in and help straighten the facts out.

The take-away from all this is that Missly STILL does not seem worthy of comparison to Spring, or Tokyo, or even some of the other well known places. Oh! The second take-away is that shills be shills and they ain't gonna stop!

[Tbrayj1987]

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that, with the Google-Map links below, you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

When anyone asks (in probably a few days) for the information clearly spelled out below, feel free to send them a PM with guidance to SEARCH the thread for the exact phrase "Complete Idiot" (must include the quote marks).

One heads-up remark regarding rates; each AMP listed below has a line-item for their standard rates, but almost ALL of them are the same "Orlando Market Rate" of 80+160 for one hour & 60+140 for a half-hour (as of this moment), with the one exception of A2 Spa, which continues to follow the time honored Milk Massage rate of a flat 200 for 45 minutes (with no other options for more/less time). There are those among you that will Dig in your heels to negotiate a lower rate, and that's always an option, so the stated standard rates may be considered a guideline for the quickest way to avoid pushback from your provider..

First time trying out the Orlando Spas this weekend and really appreciated the guide. Made finding the location and negotiating what I want super easy since I knew what to expect. I tried A2 first and it was closed which I guess I would have realized if I'd checked the forum first. There was also 2 Sheriff's trucks in the parking lot facing the entrance which I didn't initially notice until after I walked up and tried the door so maybe there's more to the closing than the reno story.

Gave Spring a try and had an amazing first experience with Mona much like others reviews. Guess it was slow being early in the day because she introduced me to the other girls since it was my first time there on the way to the table shower and then tried to see if I wanted to get any of them to join. Passed but maybe on a future visit. Thanks again for the guide Dr Willy.

[CuriousTourist]

Hi All,

Wondering if anyone has any updates on Blue / Monica? Is she back yet?

CT.

[ClarkSkylarK]

I finally found my white whale! What I've been searching for for years. This is a going to be a very good review and I promise I'm not a shill and that should be evident.

I'll start by saying that I am not a full service guy or even an oral guy. For years, all I've searched for around Orlando and all of central Florida has been a legitimate good massage for 60 minutes and table shower from a scantily clad asian woman with big man-made boobs with a HJ finish and I finally found it. I've stopped by tons of parlors in Orlando, Miami, Tampa, and other states and it seems like you either get a middle age grandma for a regular massage, or a slutty girl for a quick pounding but nothing in the middle. I've tried a handful of places here in Orlando with high hopes, but not a single one of them ever gave me an actual massage and just tried to get me showered and finished and out the door as quick as possible. I was beginning to give up hope. I know places like Star in Casselberry offer a good massage and standard finish, but the one time I went in there to check it out, the woman was just wearing scrubs and didn't particularly busty so I bailed..

Tried looking up where Zen is? Could you please identify some nearby landmarks. I looked for Zen and Altamonte Oriental and not much comes up.

[MarkGew]

So, to people who know how forums work. It's eyewateringly obvious that shills are dropping fake reviews.

But. Is there anything there? Any real reviews?

Just wondering.

I went after reading some positive reviews, wish I didn't.

Just not up to par, maybe the good reviews are from people who haven't experienced the talent in Otown??

[FlMongerer]

In my opinion all the spas within a few miles of Ocean Star are trash and now OS is as well. I used to TOFTT and run through all the south side and Kissimmee spas each year. It's not worth it at all anymore. They're basically relying on horny tourists that are shocked they can fuck a 5/10 Chinese girl. Some of those low rent places go for the BBFS but honestly they're usually so bad I wouldn't do it for free.

At OS I asked about Vicki and she told me that Vicki is never coming back. They must have played around with her $$ or something. She was a 10/10 playmate.

Man, I only had Vicki once and then she was gone. I was told she went back to her home country and was eventually coming back. She is and was by far my all time favorite provider. And, I have been to a lot of AMPs and a lot of hispanic apartments throughout the country.