Massage Parlor Reports

[Padrote1234]

I finally found my white whale! What I've been searching for for years. This is a going to be a very good review and I promise I'm not a shill and that should be evident.

I'll start by saying that I am not a full service guy or even an oral guy. For years, all I've searched for around Orlando and all of central Florida has been a legitimate good massage for 60 minutes and table shower from a scantily clad asian woman with big man-made boobs with a HJ finish and I finally found it. I've stopped by tons of parlors in Orlando, Miami, Tampa, and other states and it seems like you either get a middle age grandma for a regular massage, or a slutty girl for a quick pounding but nothing in the middle. I've tried a handful of places here in Orlando with high hopes, but not a single one of them ever gave me an actual massage and just tried to get me showered and finished and out the door as quick as possible. I was beginning to give up hope. I know places like Star in Casselberry offer a good massage and standard finish, but the one time I went in there to check it out, the woman was just wearing scrubs and didn't particularly busty so I bailed.

Now on to what I experienced at Zen.

I also tried Zen massage on Sunday. It's located on a quiet shopping mall between 436 and Maitland Ave. Coco greeted me, probably in her 40's. Not bad looking, but I'm spoiled by the talent in this town. Decided for the 30 min massage for 50 marios since I really needed one. Coco did a great job, very thorough deep massage front and back. She even did some light shoulder and leg stretches similar to how chiropractors crack you all over. On the flip she signaled extras available, but she was not my cup of tea. I opted for only the massage and then went to Aqua to get the extra.

Roxy was available at Aqua, very quiet as well as well on Sunday. As always, great GFE with her with an amazing TS. I really like the way she grinds her pussy on your back, and on the flip she does the same grinding, cowgirl and b2 b. Back in the room had more fun with 69 and then her on top. Did not last much after the long TS session. After we had fun she finished with a back massage, so good that I fell asleep for a short time.

Hope this fun does not end anytime soon. I'll try Zen again hoping to see big boobs.

[Zhongguo123]

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

In any case, the "helping-out" from Gardenia-Helen apparently did NOT translate to "teaching" Missly-Helen (a lamer provider), nor any of the other Missly staff, the methods and service levels practiced so well by Gardenia-Helen by virtue of her experience at the former Gardenia (which, btw, BigInJapan reports is under new/different management today). In all of this I lost track of where the stellar performer, Gardenia-Helen, wound up, if she's even still in the area (maybe under yet a different name). Anyone that can add to, or clarify, or correct any of this should jump right in and help straighten the facts out.

The take-away from all this is that Missly STILL does not seem worthy of comparison to Spring, or Tokyo, or even some of the other well known places. Oh! The second take-away is that shills be shills and they ain't gonna stop!

LOL You have no right to comment if you haven't been there, unless you received benefits from other stores and are writing fake reviews here.

[LowSlung]

I've read a few reports that have said that Gardenia has gone down hill, well I think things will be getting back in order as Blue is set to return on May 30th!!

[Calenton777]

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

In any case, the "helping-out" from Gardenia-Helen apparently did NOT translate to "teaching" Missly-Helen (a lamer provider), nor any of the other Missly staff, the methods and service levels practiced so well by Gardenia-Helen by virtue of her experience at the former Gardenia (which, btw, BigInJapan reports is under new/different management today). In all of this I lost track of where the stellar performer, Gardenia-Helen, wound up, if she's even still in the area (maybe under yet a different name). Anyone that can add to, or clarify, or correct any of this should jump right in and help straighten the facts out.

The take-away from all this is that Missly STILL does not seem worthy of comparison to Spring, or Tokyo, or even some of the other well known places. Oh! The second take-away is that shills be shills and they ain't gonna stop!

The Dr. With the knowledge as usual. That's some crazy coincidence right there. Thanks for clearing it up for all of us.

[Dr Willy]

... It's eyewateringly obvious that shills are dropping fake reviews....

That's hilarious! Perfect description for the feeling I have when reading most of those Missly reports! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

Although I haven't actually been there (because I know better), I have figured out (and had this confirmed by one who knows) that the former HELEN at Gardenia, I believe, was over at Missly "helping a friend out and getting the place started." Confusion arose when Gardenia-Helen changed her shop-name to LUCY at Missly because the other girl already there was going by Helen. So, you had some guys that knew Gardenia-Helen reporting they had seen HELEN at Missly and how great it was (it was great beause Gardenia-Helen took her Gardenia practices with her during this temporary helping-out period), when, in fact, they had seen Missly-Lucy (aka Gardenia-Helen). Then other guys would walk into Missly and ask for HELEN and they'd get Missly-Helen when, unbeknownst to them, they really were looking for Missly-Lucy. I hope I got all that right.

In any case, the "helping-out" from Gardenia-Helen apparently did NOT translate to "teaching" Missly-Helen (a lamer provider), nor any of the other Missly staff, the methods and service levels practiced so well by Gardenia-Helen by virtue of her experience at the former Gardenia (which, btw, BigInJapan reports is under new/different management today). In all of this I lost track of where the stellar performer, Gardenia-Helen, wound up, if she's even still in the area (maybe under yet a different name). Anyone that can add to, or clarify, or correct any of this should jump right in and help straighten the facts out.

The take-away from all this is that Missly STILL does not seem worthy of comparison to Spring, or Tokyo, or even some of the other well known places. Oh! The second take-away is that shills be shills and they ain't gonna stop!

[Tbrayj1987]

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations (... Second Edition)

It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that, with the Google-Map links below, you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

When anyone asks (in probably a few days) for the information clearly spelled out below, feel free to send them a PM with guidance to SEARCH the thread for the exact phrase "Complete Idiot" (must include the quote marks).

One heads-up remark regarding rates; each AMP listed below has a line-item for their standard rates, but almost ALL of them are the same "Orlando Market Rate" of 80+160 for one hour & 60+140 for a half-hour (as of this moment), with the one exception of A2 Spa, which continues to follow the time honored Milk Massage rate of a flat 200 for 45 minutes (with no other options for more/less time). There are those among you that will Dig in your heels to negotiate a lower rate, and that's always an option, so the stated standard rates may be considered a guideline for the quickest way to avoid pushback from your provider..

First time trying out the Orlando Spas this weekend and really appreciated the guide. Made finding the location and negotiating what I want super easy since I knew what to expect. I tried A2 first and it was closed which I guess I would have realized if I'd checked the forum first. There was also 2 Sheriff's trucks in the parking lot facing the entrance which I didn't initially notice until after I walked up and tried the door so maybe there's more to the closing than the reno story.

Gave Spring a try and had an amazing first experience with Mona much like others reviews. Guess it was slow being early in the day because she introduced me to the other girls since it was my first time there on the way to the table shower and then tried to see if I wanted to get any of them to join. Passed but maybe on a future visit. Thanks again for the guide Dr Willy.

[CuriousTourist]

Hi All,

Wondering if anyone has any updates on Blue / Monica? Is she back yet?

CT.

[ClarkSkylarK]

I finally found my white whale! What I've been searching for for years. This is a going to be a very good review and I promise I'm not a shill and that should be evident.

I'll start by saying that I am not a full service guy or even an oral guy. For years, all I've searched for around Orlando and all of central Florida has been a legitimate good massage for 60 minutes and table shower from a scantily clad asian woman with big man-made boobs with a HJ finish and I finally found it. I've stopped by tons of parlors in Orlando, Miami, Tampa, and other states and it seems like you either get a middle age grandma for a regular massage, or a slutty girl for a quick pounding but nothing in the middle. I've tried a handful of places here in Orlando with high hopes, but not a single one of them ever gave me an actual massage and just tried to get me showered and finished and out the door as quick as possible. I was beginning to give up hope. I know places like Star in Casselberry offer a good massage and standard finish, but the one time I went in there to check it out, the woman was just wearing scrubs and didn't particularly busty so I bailed..

Tried looking up where Zen is? Could you please identify some nearby landmarks. I looked for Zen and Altamonte Oriental and not much comes up.

[MarkGew]

So, to people who know how forums work. It's eyewateringly obvious that shills are dropping fake reviews.

But. Is there anything there? Any real reviews?

Just wondering.

I went after reading some positive reviews, wish I didn't.

Just not up to par, maybe the good reviews are from people who haven't experienced the talent in Otown??

[FlMongerer]

In my opinion all the spas within a few miles of Ocean Star are trash and now OS is as well. I used to TOFTT and run through all the south side and Kissimmee spas each year. It's not worth it at all anymore. They're basically relying on horny tourists that are shocked they can fuck a 5/10 Chinese girl. Some of those low rent places go for the BBFS but honestly they're usually so bad I wouldn't do it for free.

At OS I asked about Vicki and she told me that Vicki is never coming back. They must have played around with her $$ or something. She was a 10/10 playmate.

Man, I only had Vicki once and then she was gone. I was told she went back to her home country and was eventually coming back. She is and was by far my all time favorite provider. And, I have been to a lot of AMPs and a lot of hispanic apartments throughout the country.

[Quacktastic]

Is Bella at Tokyo the same Bella that was at Let's Relax / Spring last month?

I would say yes, but you know how these girls swap names. Maybe 5' in heels, petite with a tiny little round ass, perfect body and big real D cups.

[Quacktastic]

Good catch. I have had a similar experience with Ocean Star though. It is not consistent like it once was and there are way better options in the vicinity.

In my opinion all the spas within a few miles of Ocean Star are trash and now OS is as well. I used to TOFTT and run through all the south side and Kissimmee spas each year. It's not worth it at all anymore. They're basically relying on horny tourists that are shocked they can fuck a 5/10 Chinese girl. Some of those low rent places go for the BBFS but honestly they're usually so bad I wouldn't do it for free.

At OS I asked about Vicki and she told me that Vicki is never coming back. They must have played around with her $$ or something. She was a 10/10 playmate.

[BigStudOrl]

Is Bella at Tokyo the same Bella that was at Let's Relax / Spring last month?

[EvilChil]

So, to people who know how forums work. It's eyewateringly obvious that shills are dropping fake reviews.

But. Is there anything there? Any real reviews?

Just wondering.

[TampaBoobLover]

I finally found my white whale! What I've been searching for for years. This is a going to be a very good review and I promise I'm not a shill and that should be evident.

I'll start by saying that I am not a full service guy or even an oral guy. For years, all I've searched for around Orlando and all of central Florida has been a legitimate good massage for 60 minutes and table shower from a scantily clad asian woman with big man-made boobs with a HJ finish and I finally found it. I've stopped by tons of parlors in Orlando, Miami, Tampa, and other states and it seems like you either get a middle age grandma for a regular massage, or a slutty girl for a quick pounding but nothing in the middle. I've tried a handful of places here in Orlando with high hopes, but not a single one of them ever gave me an actual massage and just tried to get me showered and finished and out the door as quick as possible. I was beginning to give up hope. I know places like Star in Casselberry offer a good massage and standard finish, but the one time I went in there to check it out, the woman was just wearing scrubs and didn't particularly busty so I bailed.

Now on to what I experienced at Zen.

I went in and was greated by the mamasam was wasnt ugly or fat, but was more conservatively dressed and petite. I wasn't sure if she was the one doing the massage or not, but they were doing an hour for $70 and I had heard the massage was good so I decided to at least try the massage and roll the dice. She brought me to the room and I started to get undressed and I asked if she was the one doing the massage and she said "No. Pretty girl will be in here for you. " After I was undressed, a really attractive provider walked in and she was exactly what I was hoping for. Thin, big man-made boobs, and a low cut top so I was have a good view the entire time. She gave me a hug and took my hand and walked me back to the shower. The shower was the most thorough shower I've ever had and was incredibly enjoyable from start to finish. It was very clinical and business like, which I actually loved. None of that fake flirting and giggling. On the shower flip, and continued the through washing and gave junior plenty of attention, but again, it was just to ensure proper cleaning. No further action in the shower room.

Back in the massage room, she had me lay face down and started the massage. The shower was already better than what I could have hoped for, so I wasnt sure if the massage would be just as good but I figured I got my moneys worth already. Boy was I wrong! She thoroughly massaged my back and arms for what seemed like an eternity. She got on the bed and asked me if I wanted deep pressure or light pressure and I asked for deep. I felt like I was at a Massage Envy. I nearly fell asleep.

On the flip, she provided a pillow and instead of going right to the end, she continued to massage my arms and legs thoroughly. Eventually she did ask if I wanted Full service, but I said I just wanted a hand finish. She provided plenty of lubricant and got to work and my hands were free to roam all over her body wherever I wanted so I was all over her boobs. Her clothes did stay on, but she let me wander around as much as I liked. It felt almost like one of those free-use videos!

After my finish, there was still time left so she went back to massaging my legs and arms. I was flabbergasted. I assumed she would be done but she was determined to get me my entire 60 minutes. Absolutely against any experience I have ever had at a place like this before. Once the hour was done, she helped me up and I got dressed. She said her name was Cherry and she was from China and would be there for 3 more weeks.

Mamasam walked me out and offered me water. Total cost was 120. It's taking all of my self control to not go back there again every day. I hope this review helped you guys like me out. I don't want hardcore porn experience with fake moans and positions and all of that. I want a courtsean like experience with a great massage and standard ending with roaming. Its exactly what I got. More is on the table here if you want a similar experience. Best of luck.