Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeyB33]

Greetings Fellow Perverts,

Work was slow so I decided to take an extended lunch break. I am near the Civic Center in River North so my options are limited. I checked CLM to see who was available at the North Ave Location. I've seen Brooke for sometime now on the roster but couldn't find any real reviews so I decided to TOFT!

Brooke I am assuming is in her mid-20's with a petite GND body type. Nice tight body with small A's and energetic spirit. It started with a body rub that was great, I returned the favor which then turned into DATY. Clean kitty, no funny taste or smells which is always appreciated. I got her to orgasm. And that my friends where it got odd? She was complaining about sensitivity and pain after having an orgasm and couldn't even handle have her kitty rubbed. It took her about 10 minutes to relax once more, but the issue was she didn't have any condoms. Said she doesn't buy them and her clients should bring them. We comprised on an excellent BBJ! So just a heads up. If you want to see Brooke bring your condoms..

Was curious when I saw your review here if you had seen Brooke prior (which sounds like you didn't)?

I only ask cause when I saw her the other day she shared that she doesn't do upgrades on first meeting with new client. Didn't even expect DATY as on option since none of the other girls I've seen allow it, so I'm kinda surprised to hear that she did.

But I guess this may just be another great example of "YMMV" in this hobby haha. FTR tho for any others seeing this, she was real cool / easy to talk to and cute like described above. The massage was kind of not much massage at all tho, I haven't gone back since I'm a little uncertain but as said YMMV.

[Mfarfu Tom]

Zara is very sexy, young, gorgeous, and very conversational. Menu includes CBJ and CFS for up charges.

$160 half hour. $220 hour.

My Guy had an incredible time!

What spa did you see Zara or Zarah?

[Nowhere500]

Haven't dabbled with CLM before, reading through reports & WD seems to have explained it but wanted to clarify.

Services fee options on website (Hh-160, Hr-220, Jacuzzi Hr-240, Nuru Hr-240) are just for the massage and "house fee". Then anything else (HJ, BJ, or FS) would be separately negotiated with the girl correct?

So definitely bring extra over the listing on website based on what I'm interested in? All-in for FS looking at 360-400.

House fee includes L1 for sure. You're negotiating after that.

[CharlesSmith]

Last day of rotation but maybe she'll be back. Not that you can search for her anyway. Colombian girl from NYC, talkative, nice enough looking face, mid 30's, nice body with MM C / D's and a big BBL that was kind of goofy but fun to bang hard. CBJ and jimmy was not in a wrapper when she brought it in -- I hate this. She was nice enough and I had never banged a big booty Latina. 50 house + $.

Great responses from some regulars and to be honest I don't mind this thread cooling down a bit. It was reaching a point where the run-on posts about the same 2 or 3 spots were inundating this thread and not providing any info of value. It's one thing to provide detail on a particular provider and their services and another to just gush on and on about the same 1 or 2 chicks.

Just because there aren't hour by hour reports about any given place doesn't mean there isn't any info of value on this site. Actually, it's quite the opposite. To be honest, some of the best providers are rarely reported on here. It's not because they aren't popular but, rather, most mongers don't want their fave girls to get blown up and be near impossible to book in the future. After a while you recognize which mongers post legit, valuable info and you have to learn to follow the bread crumbs and read between the lines. I pretty much never went to any of those jack shacks that got busted and to be honest I have a current rotation of girls I see that is the best in quite some time. And you can count me as one of those guys who doesn't share on every spot they visit because I don't want to ruin a good thing. Haha, sorry but true..

Yeah this whole thread was for "Mongers" to come and talk about their sexual fantasy's happening at Massage Spa's but since late Summer It's been the same few Spa's talked about over and over Orange, Tokyo and some others In the Chinatown area. Yeah both Orange and Tokyo have "Spa" In their name but those spots were fronts. When I went to Orange they had no Massage Tables just beds like It's Just A place for Fukin. But Let me say Archer Is hot garbage besides these new Brothels. Alot of older 50's grannies wanting A $100 for A HJ It was 1 Spa on Archer that wants you to Jerk yourself while they just stand there and watch and talk dirty. I was pissed I could stay at home and do that myself. And true before the Chinatown takeover SXL and Ozone was all that was talked about on here years ago. But It's hard to find parks downtown so that's probably why SXL lost business. Now Princess Latina I'm sorry I used to love but It's horrible now they just want your money and rush you out. They cut off your time for going to the Bathroom and you better Pop (Cum) In like 10 minutes or they'll just walk out the room and now they wear purple nurse outfits not as sexy as the Black spandex. Pacifico Is another Latina only Spa nobody never talks about on here and they don't get much business doubt CPD Is watching them. Other good Spa's Princess Thai Orchid, Linda Spa that's up North BTW What Is Red Table Girls? LOL.

Same old song and dance, just a different handle.

Offer $140 no more than $160 and then jump up and down on her for 30 minutes like a Mario Bro on the Mushroom.

Haven't dabbled with CLM before, reading through reports & WD seems to have explained it but wanted to clarify.

Services fee options on website (Hh-160, Hr-220, Jacuzzi Hr-240, Nuru Hr-240) are just for the massage and "house fee". Then anything else (HJ, BJ, or FS) would be separately negotiated with the girl correct?

So definitely bring extra over the listing on website based on what I'm interested in? All-in for FS looking at 360-400.

160 HHR is what I usually do a quick little massage for about 10-15 min or so then a strip down from the girl some teasing nippleplay / ass play / sometimes they will let you suck but YMMV may vary on how you look. Then they always finish with a L1 (rub and tug). You can always choose to upgrade with homegirls offering CFS and some just with CBJ really varies for about $120-200 more.

Go see April! She's a super super thick Latin MILF curves for days. Rap video type booty and huge DDs.

[Fit312]

Hey all, stop fighting. No need for it.

I went to orange personally and it says renovating or something on the door. Called and they sent me to another archer spa, wellness something....

Katie's Health Spa?

[Tunacan Sam]

Haven't dabbled with CLM before, reading through reports & WD seems to have explained it but wanted to clarify.

Services fee options on website (Hh-160, Hr-220, Jacuzzi Hr-240, Nuru Hr-240) are just for the massage and "house fee". Then anything else (HJ, BJ, or FS) would be separately negotiated with the girl correct?

So definitely bring extra over the listing on website based on what I'm interested in? All-in for FS looking at 360-400.

Not exactly sure but I've consistently always spent $160 for hhr 'house' and then $200 to upgrade to FS. I've heard some girls might charge more but I have not seen them. Going to be seeing Bella today.

[Billy73]

I have Orange spa on Instagram advertising girls is that same one on Archer.

Its BHC their original location that was shit done about a year ago when a monger stabbed a worker multiple times and best of all it's right next door to the Alderman's Office the same Alderman who is dealing with all the complaints from the community center a block away LOL.

I always thought Asian people were highly intelligent but I guess I was wrong.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

Hey all, stop fighting. No need for it.

I went to orange personally and it says renovating or something on the door. Called and they sent me to another archer spa, wellness something, but the catch.

It's next to a fucking alderman OFFICE LOL. Gave me worried vibes but the littlle head took over. Saw Bobo with 36 ds and a lovely little cesarian scar on her belly.

Damage was 2. 2 for BBBJ (punched the back of her throat while I held her hands) and then mish.

They say they have latinas, its bs. Two other asians 30's one looked cute the other meh.

I have Orange spa on Instagram advertising girls is that same one on Archer.

[Billy73]

Well there's new Spa's popping up left and right all over Chinatown there's another Perfect Spa on Ashland. But on the low Perfect Archer Spa texted me sent me A pic of where they are now running operations. It seems It's the same Apartments from HKPD days (35th) but I like real Spa's not these fronts. Fulleton has some over night joint that's 24/7 and funny CPD not kicking down the doors up north just Chinatown.

Orange Spa got closed because of all the complaints the Community Center the hippie guy at the smoke shop next door filed against them as an illegal operation.

Archer Perfect got closed because some of us mongering idiots rang the bell of the community center asking for a massage no joke read the complaints.

Ru Yuan will soon be busted as of yesterday at end of day 5 complaints are now on record 4 from the school, 1 from a person who lives above the spa and 1 from the Burger place on the corner which one of your guys bragged to the community activist that owns the place of the hot sexy girls there (literally cannot make up something so stupid).

But majority of these spots get busted because of their own stupidity- all a place has to do is get 30-50 legit well tipping clients and only allow them to visit their private home locations. Stop doing spas waste of time and rent you can get a whole apartment for $1800 right by Ru Yuan last time Monica was here in Chicago I personally spent $2 k with here during her stay at Tokyo and 819.

But opening up a pervert shop next to where children will be playing will never ever survive in Chicago ever. Be smart House Bosses open where there are no children playing and chances are you stay open -.

FYI the principal at the school across from Ru Yuan is filming to help with his complaint so maybe use their back door fellas.

[WhiteDonger]

Will be going to CLM and booking with Lena!!heard she's in for a few days anyone have any info on the Damage cost?

Not exactly sure but I've consistently always spent $160 for hhr 'house' and then $200 to upgrade to FS. I've heard some girls might charge more but I have not seen them. Going to be seeing Bella today.

[Projektzer]

Hey all, stop fighting. No need for it.

I went to orange personally and it says renovating or something on the door. Called and they sent me to another archer spa, wellness something, but the catch.

It's next to a fucking alderman OFFICE LOL. Gave me worried vibes but the littlle head took over. Saw Bobo with 36 ds and a lovely little cesarian scar on her belly.

Damage was 2. 2 for BBBJ (punched the back of her throat while I held her hands) and then mish.

They say they have latinas, its bs. Two other asians 30's one looked cute the other meh.

[ChiManXXX]

Will be going to CLM and booking with Lena!!heard she's in for a few days anyone have any info on the Damage cost?

[ChiWankXx]

Does anyone know if its actually closed or have they reopened??

[ChiWankXx]

Zara is very sexy, young, gorgeous, and very conversational. Menu includes CBJ and CFS for up charges.

$160 half hour. $220 hour.

My Guy had an incredible time!

[GMoney05]

Just a heads up Don't Go There I got pics of the door busted off the hinges and both Orange and Archer Perfect will be Orange Tagged as soon as the city gets all the paperwork approved but Oranges Business license has been revoked already.

Well there's new Spa's popping up left and right all over Chinatown there's another Perfect Spa on Ashland. But on the low Perfect Archer Spa texted me sent me A pic of where they are now running operations. It seems It's the same Apartments from HKPD days (35th) but I like real Spa's not these fronts. Fulleton has some over night joint that's 24/7 and funny CPD not kicking down the doors up north just Chinatown.