Massage Parlor Reports

**StayPuff** · 03-09-24 15:47

Red Table is a table is a massage table with a hole in it which allows a L1/ L2 while the client is face down. IMO it's a gimmick and I don't think it's anything special.

Red Table Girls is a bit controversial. There are Red Table Girls (I believe they used to advertise with the Rubb / Rubbilicious moniker years ago) mentioned by others near Albany Park. But there was a spot near Elston / Central that called themselves home of the Red Table as well. I've visited both throughout the past several years (even longer if you count the Rubb visits), and the latter I think was better (they had other furniture besides the red table) and more competitively priced relative to other private spas but ultimately YMMV depended on who you saw.

**Fit312** · 03-09-24 15:14

Originally Posted by BigsKings [View Original Post]

Given what's happening now probably I should stay home but got a text about the new Singapore girl Chloe in Archer Spa so decided to give a try.

Yeah, I fucked Ella from San Francisco over there. Probably pushing 40, soft man-made boobs and ass, slight baby damage, somewhat petite, no tats, shaved pussy, good English. BBBJ, CFS, DATY, no kissing. Pussy is a little shallow, so I took it easy on her. Says that she's be there through the end of the month, so I might see her again in a couple of weeks. Broken window from a vandal, he might have hit 1705 W 35th too.

**HappyGardener** · 03-09-24 14:43

Originally Posted by PantherPride4 [View Original Post]

Yeah this whole thread was for "Mongers" to come and talk about their sexual fantasy's happening at Massage Spa's but since late Summer It's been the same few Spa's talked about over and over Orange, Tokyo and some others In the Chinatown area. Yeah both Orange and Tokyo have "Spa" In their name but those spots were fronts. When I went to Orange they had no Massage Tables just beds like It's Just A place for Fukin. But Let me say Archer Is hot garbage besides these new Brothels. Alot of older 50's grannies wanting A $100 for A HJ It was 1 Spa on Archer that wants you to Jerk yourself while they just stand there and watch and talk dirty. I was pissed I could stay at home and do that myself. And true before the Chinatown takeover SXL and Ozone was all that was talked about on here years ago. But It's hard to find parks downtown so that's probably why SXL lost business. Now Princess Latina I'm sorry I used to love but It's horrible now they just want your money and rush you out. They cut off your time for going to the Bathroom and you better Pop (Cum) In like 10 minutes or they'll just walk out the room and now they wear purple nurse outfits not as sexy as the Black spandex. Pacifico Is another Latina only Spa nobody never talks about on here and they don't get much business doubt CPD Is watching them. Other good Spa's Princess Thai Orchid, Linda Spa that's up North BTW What Is Red Table Girls? LOL.

Same old song and dance, just a different handle.

**Lacky** · 03-09-24 14:23

From what it sounds like a lot of places are starting to get hit or investigated. My buddy told me not too long ago the block where Kedzie spa is at got blocked off with police walking out some girls in handcuffs. Might be time to lay low for a bit.

**Mitsom** · 03-09-24 12:26

It's gotten a little tiring hearing people who never post any actionable intel on here complaining about those who do. Or complaining that people were posting "novels" when they post jack. Or complaining that the same places get posted about. Now those same people saying "see that's why I never tell you guys where I go".

I see how it is. I just got a killer BBJ / throat F last week from a hot Asian with a sick body who happens to also give a killer massage. But I won't bore you all with the details. You can get back to posting about why nobody is posting and discussions about wanking off to grannies while they tell you to hurry up and cum. Make sure to keep moving the decimal point around in the price to confuse the police.

**BigsKings** · 03-09-24 11:23

Given what's happening now probably I should stay home but got a text about the new Singapore girl Chloe in Archer Spa so decided to give a try.

The place seems to run as Normal, Chloe opened the door and honestly her look really exceeded my expectations.

Very white and smooth skin and real Boob that is very soft.

Light Kiss, Nuru, 69 are on the menus for 150 tips but no Rim jobs.

She has very good English and her voice is like a porn star. Good experience.

**Coopertars** · 03-09-24 11:11

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

I have no idea. Its a buzz word from the shills, LOL.

Yeah hope you know I'm not a shill, its not a buzz word either. Its literally what the girls call themselves in their ads.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2963338

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ite-26669.html

**DMichaels69** · 03-09-24 09:52

I have no idea. Its a buzz word from the shills, LOL.

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

What is red table girls?

Edit: meant to quote the person who mentioned them down thread. And yes I've been contributing original reports here for years.

**GMoney05** · 03-08-24 22:50

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Great responses from some regulars and to be honest I don't mind this thread cooling down a bit. It was reaching a point where the run-on posts about the same 2 or 3 spots were inundating this thread and not providing any info of value. It's one thing to provide detail on a particular provider and their services and another to just gush on and on about the same 1 or 2 chicks.

Just because there aren't hour by hour reports about any given place doesn't mean there isn't any info of value on this site. Actually, it's quite the opposite. To be honest, some of the best providers are rarely reported on here. It's not because they aren't popular but, rather, most mongers don't want their fave girls to get blown up and be near impossible to book in the future. After a while you recognize which mongers post legit, valuable info and you have to learn to follow the bread crumbs and read between the lines. I pretty much never went to any of those jack shacks that got busted and to be honest I have a current rotation of girls I see that is the best in quite some time. And you can count me as one of those guys who doesn't share on every spot they visit because I don't want to ruin a good thing. Haha, sorry but true.

The veterans of this site, who have been successful, have all been through the ups and downs of trying new places, striking out and hitting homeruns. No info you find on this site is going to help find that perfect place for you. That comes through getting out there, trying some different spots and finding who and what works for you. When you finally find "your" spot or ATF (or 3) you will be much happier in the end.

Yup and that's exactly why now people aren't posting as much most the recent reviews or near novel like post been getting long and ridiculous about the same 819,Orange and Tokyo and Kedzie etc. If I found A great Spa with A dream like Girl should I now have to post and share her Spa? Not only so she'll be so busy I can't book an appointment with her but so her Spa can get so busy and It draws extra attention from Law enforcement? Nah I stay quiet and speak about some other Spa's that's just okay. Now this Site can go back to normal reviews again hopefully.

**GMoney05** · 03-08-24 22:33

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Once again, you've been on this board for a while and asked a million questions. If you went in after your first 30 questions, you would have gotten your dick wet no problem. Don't act like your hunch was right because you waited all winter for warmer weather to try one of these places out. Shit happens, its an illegal activity here, nothing is forever.

The reason why people are quiet here is because literally like 3 of the most talked about spots on this board were busted, had plenty of regulars that didn't venture out to other places, of course its going to be quiet here.

There are still loads of different spots around, they take a bit more digging around and the help of the kind people on this board to come out to the front. There are parlors all up and down Archer Ave that may be a hit, theyre just smarter and don't advertise as much as the big 4-5 do. RL is still open, HKPD is still open, BHC still open, SXL on Michigan Ave still open, West River Spa still open, CLC still open, theres loads of non-asian spots open like CLM, Princess Latinas, the red table girls, theres other shit all over the city.

Would love for you to actually try one out and report back like the rest of us do but, please, go ahead and keep saying your hunches are right.

Yeah this whole thread was for "Mongers" to come and talk about their sexual fantasy's happening at Massage Spa's but since late Summer It's been the same few Spa's talked about over and over Orange, Tokyo and some others In the Chinatown area. Yeah both Orange and Tokyo have "Spa" In their name but those spots were fronts. When I went to Orange they had no Massage Tables just beds like It's Just A place for Fukin. But Let me say Archer Is hot garbage besides these new Brothels. Alot of older 50's grannies wanting A $100 for A HJ It was 1 Spa on Archer that wants you to Jerk yourself while they just stand there and watch and talk dirty. I was pissed I could stay at home and do that myself. And true before the Chinatown takeover SXL and Ozone was all that was talked about on here years ago. But It's hard to find parks downtown so that's probably why SXL lost business. Now Princess Latina I'm sorry I used to love but It's horrible now they just want your money and rush you out. They cut off your time for going to the Bathroom and you better Pop (Cum) In like 10 minutes or they'll just walk out the room and now they wear purple nurse outfits not as sexy as the Black spandex. Pacifico Is another Latina only Spa nobody never talks about on here and they don't get much business doubt CPD Is watching them. Other good Spa's Princess Thai Orchid, Linda Spa that's up North BTW What Is Red Table Girls? LOL.

**Goofy89** · 03-08-24 22:06

Originally Posted by AyoHell [View Original Post]

What is red table girls?

Edit: meant to quote the person who mentioned them down thread. And yes I've been contributing original reports here for years.

Its 1 of the few lmp I kno of its near irving and central last time I went which was last year met vanessa her pics look close enough bodywise face is covered but I had a nice time only did 30 wit HJ finish since wanted to check it out but had 1 of my favorites came back to the city I'd definitely be there on more regular basis.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/2963338

**Bylethe** · 03-08-24 21:56

Just met Ami for the first time. She's a sexy little spinner, hot as hell and a very pretty face. Could be Sophia's sister kind of pretty. She invited me to return and see her and Sophia at the same time. As I was leaving she called for Sophia and I got a very sensual embrace from her as I left with a ridiculous smile on my face.

**AyoHell** · 03-08-24 19:28

What is red table girls?

Edit: meant to quote the person who mentioned them down thread. And yes I've been contributing original reports here for years.

**SpaGuy21** · 03-08-24 16:02

Originally Posted by Masalic [View Original Post]

Honestly what I find more telling is that after the busts the board kind of died, and all the people giving me a hard time for not just diving into this hobby are suddenly radio silent.

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Once again, you've been on this board for a while and asked a million questions. If you went in after your first 30 questions, you would have gotten your dick wet no problem. Don't act like your hunch was right because you waited all winter for warmer weather to try one of these places out. Shit happens, its an illegal activity here, nothing is forever.

The reason why people are quiet here is because literally like 3 of the most talked about spots on this board were busted, had plenty of regulars that didn't venture out to other places, of course its going to be quiet here.

There are still loads of different spots around, they take a bit more digging around and the help of the kind people on this board to come out to the front.
Would love for you to actually try one out and report back like the rest of us do but, please, go ahead and keep saying your hunches are right.

Originally Posted by ThrilHouse [View Original Post]

I think part of the reason it's also quiet is we don't have the shill account pps anymore with multiple handles.

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

You want an idea of how many lurkers are on this board? Look at the number of posts in the last week from "regular" members with less than 100 posts commenting about the recent events. Lots of people very willing to glean information off this board but rarely contribute.

Several posters with low numbers offering theories and other crap with almost the same exact wording, writing style, grammar and grammatical errors in their writing. Get called on the carpet for bring argumentative? Start a new account. Post same shit different day.

I have Been mongering for 40 plus years. I've seen this happen time and time again. The list of places that I used to go to that exist only in memory is long. The sky is not falling. It's an illegal activity that gets busted. Places open. Places close. It's the worlds oldest profession and there will always be places to go get your rocks off.

Great responses from some regulars and to be honest I don't mind this thread cooling down a bit. It was reaching a point where the run-on posts about the same 2 or 3 spots were inundating this thread and not providing any info of value. It's one thing to provide detail on a particular provider and their services and another to just gush on and on about the same 1 or 2 chicks.

Just because there aren't hour by hour reports about any given place doesn't mean there isn't any info of value on this site. Actually, it's quite the opposite. To be honest, some of the best providers are rarely reported on here. It's not because they aren't popular but, rather, most mongers don't want their fave girls to get blown up and be near impossible to book in the future. After a while you recognize which mongers post legit, valuable info and you have to learn to follow the bread crumbs and read between the lines. I pretty much never went to any of those jack shacks that got busted and to be honest I have a current rotation of girls I see that is the best in quite some time. And you can count me as one of those guys who doesn't share on every spot they visit because I don't want to ruin a good thing. Haha, sorry but true.

The veterans of this site, who have been successful, have all been through the ups and downs of trying new places, striking out and hitting homeruns. No info you find on this site is going to help find that perfect place for you. That comes through getting out there, trying some different spots and finding who and what works for you. When you finally find "your" spot or ATF (or 3) you will be much happier in the end.

**Need It Bad** · 03-08-24 15:37

Originally Posted by ChriSilva [View Original Post]

Massage Chicago (563X W Fullerton Ave) new girl Linda.

Today early day visited 563X, MMS was there. She asked Alice or new girl. Fuck so hard to decide. So she send the new girl. Man she was cute, small frame but curvy. Nice B cup with small nips. Very sexy body. Her massage was ok, the suction was good too. She is not as tight but holds her ground well. It was a sight to see her from behind as well as DATY was clean and she seem to really enjoy. Her name is Linda short brown hair with a very pretty face. I am going to have to choose a duo next time and see if Alice and Linda can play with each other.

I had a nice time with Linda yesterday. I agree with your description of her. Only downside was that there was another girl coughing loudly in another room. Linda said the other girl was sick. Linda seemed healthy, but it's got to be tough for girls to stay healthy in that confined environment when one girl is sick. Hopefully I won't come down with anything from the visit.