Massage Parlor Reports

[BobbyD2189]

I've been twice without even an accidental graze. Also, both times they had some men working there.

Thanks for that!

[MJC0994]

It wasn't that long ago where, after a lot of posts asking for information but providing little, you made a dramatic exit from the board, promising never to return (but not before insulting the members who went out of their way to help you).

Now you're back doing the same thing. It's like you didn't learn anything. Because you probably didn't.

You said you're interested in Wellness. There are already lots of posts about Wellness. If you're really interested, go to an ATM, get some cash, go there, and write a post describing your visit.

You may not be interested in AMPs since you said you don't like the AMP experience. You might be better off with escorts. Search for one who can tailor the experience to your preferences, pet names, etc.

If you're having difficulty finding what you want in this realm, you may be better off giving up the hobby and pursuing civilians through dating sites.

If you're going to post here, on any of the forums, I suspect you'll find it to be a more positive experience if you provide intel before asking for it.

Whatever you decide to do, don't do the same thing and expect a different result.

I didn't have any intentions on being rude or anything but since you took me there, I have no choice but to defend myself. First off I didn't think anyone would even remember me from posting here like 2 years ago but obviously since you and maybe others probably remember me also, I'm never posting here again and this time I mean it. I may have come off aggressive at times on here in the past and it was dumb sure but its in the past now. I didn't think this forum was a give and take type of thing when it comes to giving out information but since that's the case it is what it is I don't feel comfortable doing that's also another reason I rather not post here anymore. Also you recommended dating apps. I wouldn't be here if dating apps actually worked for me which they don't and I am extremely socially awkward and have no luck with regular girls and afraid to cold approach which I'm not ashamed to admit. I'm man enough to admit my flaws but at the same time that doesn't mean I'm a pushover and I just let anyone just talk or disrespect me any type of way hence this forum or in real life period. I'm just going to have to go to these places and find out for myself what its like since this is a "give or take" type of forum and no one is friendly enough to share anything but it is what it is. Whatever you or whoever is reading this decides to reply to this post I'm not going back and forth so yall keep doing you. This place just isn't for me.

[Vagitarian]

I don't get it.

It wasn't that long ago where, after a lot of posts asking for information but providing little, you made a dramatic exit from the board, promising never to return (but not before insulting the members who went out of their way to help you).

Now you're back doing the same thing. It's like you didn't learn anything. Because you probably didn't.

You said you're interested in Wellness. There are already lots of posts about Wellness. If you're really interested, go to an ATM, get some cash, go there, and write a post describing your visit.

You may not be interested in AMPs since you said you don't like the AMP experience. You might be better off with escorts. Search for one who can tailor the experience to your preferences, pet names, etc.

If you're having difficulty finding what you want in this realm, you may be better off giving up the hobby and pursuing civilians through dating sites.

If you're going to post here, on any of the forums, I suspect you'll find it to be a more positive experience if you provide intel before asking for it.

Whatever you decide to do, don't do the same thing and expect a different result.

[RandoMando]

Drew Nikki. About 5 foot five. Small breasts. Mid 30's. Pretty face. 160 roses. Susan spoiled me.

She wanted to know if I wanted to jump right in to FS. I opted for a little massage first. It wasn't bad. She sat on my back. Those soft thighs and little bit of stubble felt great. Pressure was light. Not a terrible massage but not Susan level.

FS was good. I am not a porn star like some of yall but she made me feel like one. She didn't want deep. Man, I need to train like Rocky for this hobby. Blowing in 10 for an hour visit is a waste.

Nikki was sweet, didn't check her phone too much, but did at one point while I was going down.

Susan was there weeks ago and moved to a spa near Salisbury. She was the best. Great FS but, after I popped, she gave a killer massage for the rest of the time.

I am going to take a break from AMPs until I am a damn marathon man.

[MJC0994]

Feels like Groundhog Day.

I don't get it.

[SeymourBoots]

I'm curious was she latina or asian cause I like fat asses.

Feels like Groundhog Day.

[MJC0994]

I've been lurking here and have been curious as to what the girls here look like Are they typically older or fairly younger? I don't expect 20's young but at least 30's or sometimes 40's is ok depending on how decent they look. When it comes to AMP's I am kinda shallow cause I want someone that is good looking and has a decent attitude and I prefer to be called pet names and compliments but I never get that sadly. At regular AMP's theyre too formal and I don't like that. What is it like for those that been here?

[MJC0994]

Sorry to burst the bubble on this one but based on my first experience there, it does not look promising. Place has been renovated. 3 or 4 rooms with doors. Front desk attendant. Drew Linda a 60 year old pear shaped woman. Average massage. Absolutely no indication of extras, low energy, no eye contact. Got the full hour, gave a tip and left. I saw 3 girls total, all 3. 5's or lower. Maybe things will change once they cycle through.

I'm curious was she latina or asian cause I like fat asses.

[Rpatl]

I was in town for work on Sunday and this was the closest spot to me. Honestly it being open until 11 PM was great for me and parking was easier.

Walking in the setup was odd with the fitness equipment but I just hit the doorbell and a middle aged woman came up in a red dress. She was very sexy.

They have a table shower so I decided to partake and it did not disappoint. Went back to the room and got a very nice massage. On the flip negotiated $$ and the lights went down and she got to work. She really got into it and she was on top the whole time so I got to stretch her out.

If I am ever back in the area I would go there.

[ScubaHere]

If you are sore and want a real massage, head to ivy in Glen Burnie. Ask for Juny. Not Judy. Juny. She is short and stocky and not real attractive. This woman (I think) will work you over. She even grunts and pants. I'm pretty sure I heard her fart. She may offer a HJ if you want it. Maybe close your eyes and picture someone else. You can get a HJ from all the old ladies at ivy but that's about it. A couple of them don't even really give a good massage.

[ScubaHere]

Went a little out of my way to golden in Perry hall. Somehow they have my info and have been luring me there for a while. This is a 2 level single building. Very clean and fresh. Lots of rooms, the rooms in the basement level were darker like I like it. The ones upstairs were lit up by sunlight. It was pretty empty as far as I know. I paid an older but friendly lady 70 for 1 hour. She led me upstairs and after some time a cute petite lady entered. I'd say 30 maybe 40 . No flimsy nightgown and all the sunlight made me think there would be no he. Great massage, so much we went to 90 min. I roamed a little, gave hints etc. but she wasn't really making any motion to a he. So I just asked. She said no but she was nice about it. Definitely a pleasant personality which I like. I hate those crabby old ladies who need to do something different. I'm thinking I could work on this a little. I'll definitely repeat bc I like a good massage. I have her 60 bc it was 90 min and she worked hard.

[MDFootLover]

Any info on Windfall spa? Thanks brothers!

I've been twice without even an accidental graze. Also, both times they had some men working there.

[BobbyD2189]

Any info on Windfall spa? Thanks brothers!

[RetrieverGuy]

Went a few weeks ago having read good reviews here, had a nice time with Amanda. Had the urge relatively late (9:30-ish) on Friday hoping that they were still open. To my surprise, they were. I'm used to AMPs closing around 9 or 10 PM. Told her that I wanted to come by for an hour and she said that I could come by whenever, they'd be waiting for me. Got there around 10:30, rang the doorbell, and mamasan answered. She remembered me from last time, led me upstairs, telling me about the new girl Lucky. Showed me a picture, very cute. Paid the 70 house fee and waited patiently. About 10 minutes later, in comes Lucky. Very pretty girl probably in her mid-late 20's. Her English was much better than Amanda. Undressed and laid on the table. Massage was actually very good, managed to work out the knots between my shoulders. Lots of focus on the glutes.

When the soft touch came, I gave her access to underneath to play with the boys a bit. She apparently took that as an invitation to start a prostate massage because she got the alcohol wipes and started prepping my butthole, which I was not ready for, nor do I really enjoy. She asked what I wanted, told her that I wanted everything. As before, FS is 100 tip. I made international hand gesture for DATY thinking she would not go for it. To my surprise she did, and laid down on the table. I assumed the position, she smelled clean and sweet. As I dined away, I was able to make her cum at least twice before she bucked me off. She then grabbed my dick and demanded that I fuck her right now. I obliged and pounded her good in mish and K9. She was very vocal, quite loud actually. I think she may have came once more before I made her aware of my pending arrival when she demanded that I fill her. So I obliged and filled her like a donut. After cleaning me up she told me that she's not allowed to go BB. After the cleanup we cuddled for a few minutes, it almost seemed like she wanted a second go, because she started giving me an HJ to get me hard again, but mamasan knocked on the door. Got dressed and was escorted downstairs, where I spoke with mamasan for a bit before leaving. I sure as shit will be returning.

[Dream Line]

What is jpl??

Thats the place in CLT -.