Massage Parlor Reports

[IstlFun]

I'm guessing biz has dropped off a bit in Renton with Alyssa and Eva gone. Angela's back down from Shanghai in what I'm guessing is an attempt to liven things up. Plenty of reviews of her in the Everett section at Shanghai.

Bonus Tip: If you make it to Tacoma, Lucy at MM is one of the hottest girls you will meet this year.

Thanks for the info.

[AussieFury]

I'm guessing biz has dropped off a bit in Renton with Alyssa and Eva gone. Angela's back down from Shanghai in what I'm guessing is an attempt to liven things up. Plenty of reviews of her in the Everett section at Shanghai.

Bonus Tip: If you make it to Tacoma, Lucy at MM is one of the hottest girls you will meet this year.

[RustyWebfFoot]

60 house for an hour. I had "Michelle" Face / body 8 each, probably late 30's. Stood on my back and did some decent muscle work on back and legs. Teasing after 30 minutes. Got the full meal deal for 2 more. Natural Bush, natural Cs with gumdrops on the ends. Ended happy and finished out the hour with more massage and a bottle of shame water.

[RustyWebfFoot]

Bellevue location is closed.

Kenmore location is now called Sisi.

Not sure what's changed besides the name. Always felt a little hit or miss there.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Can you please verify $100 for a FULL 60 minute no extras session was the price? Is that what most people are paying normally for a no extras session these days? I haven't gotten a no extras session in a long time and wondering if legit session inflation has really gone up that much.

I had a "no extras" session at Symmetry Spa in North Seattle a couple weeks ago. The no-tip price is $70 for an hour, $100 for 90 minutes. Although I am also unsure what the tip should be for these places these days. I remember once years ago I tipped someone $30 and they acted like they won the lotto!

[WillShook]

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[LonelyMan718]

This is definitely a FS shop. There were two ladies, both probably in their 30's.

The one which did massage said she's from Korea, had nice titties, attractive face, and hairy Bush.

House fee $40/30 min.

I didn't want FS (she said $200, not sure if included house fee or not).

I had my own requests. Lots of negotiations with pulling back and forth, pretending to not understand, and other usual tricks. In the end I got regular rates.

Few other folks had good reports so I gave this place a shot since it is 5 min from my house. Having the door locked with a ringer on the street is rough, not ideal as it it pretty obvious what goes down here.

Liko answered the door, 30-40's skinny Chinese woman, cute in a mom sort of way. I give her 60 for the hour and get a pretty good massage for an AMP. Roaming hands allowed and giggling / teasing was nice. Only 1 girl was there as the other was "shopping". Getting hot towel and the doorbell rings, and things start to go off the handle.

She leaves to get the door, and I hear whisper talking since the walls don't go to the ceiling. It is quite obvious his monger just wants the jerk and go as he keeps saying "quick". She puts him in a room and comes to finish hot towel and than she says, and I am not kidding (through translate) "my stomach hurts can I use bathroom, be back in 5 minutes" I say sure knowing damn well what actually is happening. Well Mr. Quick took 15 minutes and after 10 I start to get dressed. I'm going to wait for her to come back to see where it goes. After she whispers him out the door she comes back shocked I am dressed. She realizes she messed up and starts to offer me my money back. I tell there was no reason to lie to me earlier and she knows damn well I could care less about the massage. She starts to fucking cry. Like c'Mon. This ain't the end of the world. I tell her it's fine and I want her to smile, and she fakes me one. I then take my pants off and she immediatley starts to stroke it.

I made a poor mistake and should have just taken the HE but was thinking like a horny monger so I asked for boom boom. The tip game starts so I say fine. Cover goes on and she lays down. Gets mad when I try DATY and says stop. Reluctantly tries CBJ but doesn't even put the whole head in her mouth, complaining it's too big and just boom boom. She lays down, I get an inch in and the whining starts. She keeps saying it's ok but I'm not into that. I say "just stroke it" and have her kneel between my legs. I ask for some chest rub, she frowns and starts doing it. I finish on her chest and she starts to gag. Sigh.

I get wiped off, get dressed, put 60 on the table and just walk out without saying anything.

Bummed I was hoping I had a close spot to for good FS. I probably can't go back so getting an HE is probably out of the picture. Oh well.

[SkeletonKey6]

Can you please verify $100 for a FULL 60 minute no extras session was the price? Is that what most people are paying normally for a no extras session these days? I haven't gotten a no extras session in a long time and wondering if legit session inflation has really gone up that much.

Leaving another Benji laid out in plain sight on top of clothes sounds like a good method, but also seems like a good way to get hustled by the less ethnical providers that are so common in Seattle these days. Has this method ever back-fired on you where they'll agree to take your additional Benji but then bait / switch on promised CFS and only deliver HE?

I took the plunge and scheduled with Glow today. Very nice shop, and Jenny looked amazing. Lovely 20's woman, tall and slender.
I'd echo what someone else had said. Very sensual but no delivery. She was well into my thighs face down, and was 3/16" away from the goodies the whole time face up. She knew exactly what she was and wasn't doing. I did my typical with shops I'm unsure of - $100 at the door, a Benji laid out in plain sight on top of my clothes. She didn't take it.
So. I think probably low percentage, but I plan to go back at least once more with $200 at the door to see if that changes things up.

[Mamouna]

Certainly the places I usually go to, you're lucky (or unlucky) to get the same provider twice, because they are long gone and the current staff has no idea who you are talking about.

It'd be nice to find a non-Asian provider. I've seen Latina mentioned on RM for Apple in Greenwood, although maybe not accurate or current.

Thank you!

[Seattle Ampfan]

1. should I ignore old reviews? Because they rotate staff every month or so, right?

Certainly the places I usually go to, you're lucky (or unlucky) to get the same provider twice, because they are long gone and the current staff has no idea who you are talking about.

On the other hand, there are places that seem to have the same people for years at a time. Like Eternity in North Seattle has had Yami and Candy for the past 4 years, and I imagine Jessica is still working at Crown Spa since forever.

2. Negotiate extras before I take off my clothes or not?

I think I'd worry about a Police bust doing that. At least wait until after the flip!

3. Recs on quality non-FS MP (HJ and / or BJ) in north Seattle right now?

Not a lot of talk about North Seattle these days. I've been going to Smiling Art in Ballard, younger talent wanting too much for tips. Eternity is cheaper, but then you're dealing with women in their 40's, and nothing more than a HJ. Although Symmetry across the street is even worse... women in the 40s and totally legit (but good if you want a real massage).

4. Any chance I can find a latina provider in north Seattle? Feel free to PM details.

It'd be nice to find a non-Asian provider. I've seen Latina mentioned on RM for Apple in Greenwood, although maybe not accurate or current.

[BuckNaked123]

Bellevue's like playing the slots, not great odds but when it happens you tend to cash in with something unexpected. Hopefully this list saves you some grief and $$.

Thanks for the information!

[Mamouna]

I'm a little rusty and need some help from you grizzled vets.

1. should I ignore old reviews? Because they rotate staff every month or so, right?

2. Negotiate extras before I take off my clothes or not?

3. Recs on quality non-FS MP (HJ and / or BJ) in north Seattle right now?

4. Any chance I can find a latina provider in north Seattle? Feel free to PM details.

I was in San Bernardino last month and should have taken advantage, I don't mind AMPs but variety is the spice of life.

[RoadHazard]

Is she gone for sure? I keep hearing she's there but working a weird scheduled. Mixed bag for me. Will do anything, but just a damn strange woman.


Many thanks for the intel!

No longer lives in Bellevue but occasionally commutes back on weekends. Haven't been able to catch her. Strange for sure, not always my cup of tea but always DTF.

[WillShook]

.with Joyce (retired)

Is she gone for sure? I keep hearing she's there but working a weird scheduled. Mixed bag for me. Will do anything, but just a damn strange woman.

Green Life 3 x. Another YMMV place.

I had a great experience here out of the gate and then 2 x horseshit and never went back. I see "new ownership", but.

Healing Hands. Pre-MILF, fit firm curvy body, very little roaming allowed firm boundaries, 1/2 way decent massage very encouraging & enthusiastic tug with loads of oil. Prob won't repeat. $. 6.

Interesting; they've been on my radar for a while as they had some discreet ads some time back and looked like a nice clean shop.

Many thanks for the intel!

[RoadHazard]

Thanks for swinging by Glow and letting everyone know how things turned out for you. Much appreciated!

Exact same with Lina, the new proprietor here. She's hot but was never able to crack the code after multiple visits while she was at Oasis. Get blue balls thinking about her & that fit spinner MILF body of hers. If you can get with her you won the game.