Massage Parlor Reports

[RoadHazard]

Try Jessica at Lotus FedWay if you're looking for a fun MILF.

Will do, Thanks AF.

Asian MILF is my happy place.

[ZoooBus]

Please fill us in where these are. I just got back from Chicago, and at least 3 places were like this, including the best two. I like it.

I was in Marysville yesterday and walked by a place that was a nail spa, but one their outdoor signage it also said "Men's spa". I might go back and take one for the team. It is on the same building as what is now supposedly closed L Massage on 5th street. L Massage was on the south side of the building on the second floor. This nail spa is on 1326 5th street on the north side. If you got to Rubmaps the blue arrow is off by a block and a half. They have that on State and Fourth. Go north one block to 5th street and look left on their map. The buildings are correctly addressed at least.

[AussieFury]

I hate to pile on, and I do respect AF as a known reviewer and decent bloke. I had a similar experience in FW at a AMP he recommended. Lame massage, when I didn't want FS bc the ask was too high, then I received a very lame HJ. Did not live up to the hype.

I didn't think it was a false review, but I realized that regulars and guys who are known to post reviews most likely get better service. If you veterans think about it, maybe consider mentioning in your review if you feel a place is newbie friendly or not.

Which spa was it? I try to be as descriptive as possible but also acknowledge that all sorts of things can influence the provider's mood and service. That sucks that yours wasn't what you deserved.

[WillShook]

I got an unsolicited text from Glow Day Spa in factoria that has all the works that was trying to get me in for a massage. I think a lot more places advertise lashes like Sea breeze and O spa in Redmond. I'm definitely intrigued by it as I don't like the more seedy places and like places where it's more appointment based legit places that lets me be naked freely. There's another place in bellevue that's in an office park that specializes in lashes that also offers massages. I'm looking at all the yelp pics to see the reflection on the person that works there in the windows when they take the lash pics to see if they are hot or not LOL.

Again, appreciated intel. Thank you!

They popped up on STG in the Escort section. And I'm generally looking for the same thing; a nicer place that's at least somewhat discreet.

I'm typically not FS, but I like a nice place and attractive women. I'm not super fixated on age if they're attractive and deliver a nice. Ideally sensual. Experience. I tried the Lynnwood places and they really just weren't my cup of tea.

I think I'll still give them a try. Based on a few of the comments I wonder if this is another case where someone's advertising for them and they have no idea what those ads are promising.

Someone asked about the other lash place; it's Sanya in Lynnwood, reviews on RM. Definitely looks legit from the front, definitely CBJ / CFS in back by a 30's athletic MILF. The other I don't really want to call out yet as I'm not sure it was a one-off or "business as usual".

Just wanted to say thank you again for the active posters here. It's much appreciated!

[Mamouna]

I'm a fan of Aussie's reports so was hoping to meet Kathy. Call ahead first thing in the morning and requested an appointment with Kathy specifically. Got there just before 10:00 and was ushered into the room, hand it over $$.5.

My usual protocol when I'm scouting and it's my first time at a shop is to do half an hour and only pay the house fee and see how it evolves from there. Trying to get a feel for it in the meantime. So that was my first mistake.
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By that time, whatever semblance of magic is completely gone and I'm pretty f* grouchy at this point. She comes back in using translate on her phone saying sorry. I'm changing your appointment to half an hour. My friend is here. I'll give you a quickie.

She tries her best at damage control to no avail. We get it on and she's rushing me the whole time. Are you cumming? Did you cum?

At this point I'm just spite fucking her and as soon as I'm done she cleans me up as quick as she can. And shoves me out the door.

It's not like I was being a dick either. I am super nice to all the ladies.

What a joke. One of the worst experiences in recent history.

I hate to pile on, and I do respect AF as a known reviewer and decent bloke. I had a similar experience in FW at a AMP he recommended. Lame massage, when I didn't want FS bc the ask was too high, then I received a very lame HJ. Did not live up to the hype.

I didn't think it was a false review, but I realized that regulars and guys who are known to post reviews most likely get better service. If you veterans think about it, maybe consider mentioning in your review if you feel a place is newbie friendly or not.

[AussieFury]

I'm a fan of Aussie's reports so was hoping to meet Kathy. Call ahead first thing in the morning and requested an appointment with Kathy specifically. Got there just before 10:00 and was ushered into the room, hand it over $$.5.

My usual protocol when I'm scouting and it's my first time at a shop is to do half an hour and only pay the house fee and see how it evolves from there. Trying to get a feel for it in the meantime. So that was my first mistake.

After paying the full amount and about 15 m into a fucking terrible massage I was informed that this is in fact Amy not Kathy despite her confirming an appointment with Kathy on the phone.

So at this point it's clear. I'm not at least getting a decent massage out of the deal and decided to proceed to next steps. Just when things start to get interesting, there's another monger at the door. She says it's her friend and leaves the room for a good 15-20 minutes. WTF.

By that time, whatever semblance of magic is completely gone and I'm pretty f* grouchy at this point. She comes back in using translate on her phone saying sorry. I'm changing your appointment to half an hour. My friend is here. I'll give you a quickie.

She tries her best at damage control to no avail. We get it on and she's rushing me the whole time. Are you cumming? Did you cum?

At this point I'm just spite fucking her and as soon as I'm done she cleans me up as quick as she can. And shoves me out the door.

It's not like I was being a dick either. I am super nice to all the ladies.

What a joke. One of the worst experiences in recent history.

Damn. The bait and switch nonsense really pisses me off. Classic "new girl isn't making money for the biz so use a known veteren to attract then swap in the newbie. ".

I plan to let Kathy know that if positive reviews about her are being used to trick hobby bros into seeing someone else, that I won't be able to write reviews for that shop any more.

Try Jessica at Lotus FedWay if you're looking for a fun MILF.

[FlyingGolfball]

What door is for the good massage? I drove by and saw no sign for it? There is a door with cameras over it up stairs? Maybe.

Bottom floor, go around the corner. Not the staircase direction but opposite corner. Stay on the same level as parking lot.

[Aquaj2012]

What door is for the good massage? I drove by and saw no sign for it? There is a door with cameras over it up stairs? Maybe.

[Xxp13]

This is definitely a FS shop. There were two ladies, both probably in their 30's.

The one which did massage said she's from Korea, had nice titties, attractive face, and hairy Bush.

House fee $40/30 min.

I didn't want FS (she said $200, not sure if included house fee or not).

I had my own requests. Lots of negotiations with pulling back and forth, pretending to not understand, and other usual tricks. In the end I got regular rates.

This one is a great intel. I really appreciate it.

I went in there and met "Liko." She is around mid-30's as my estimate. She is 5 feet 3 inches and slim, but has baby damaged. She has A cups up and sporting a Bush down. She is Chinese with a decent face as well.

She provided a mediocre massage. During the flip, she offered HE and hesitated for FS for a while. She finally gave in and quoted me 3 roses. She seemed to be annoyed by it. I think she is a bit insecure about his body. She has birth marks and dark nipples. We eventually agreed for 2 roses. CBJ was below average. She did allow me to enjoy her body with DATY. DATY was clearly enjoyed by her. She was twitching and guiding my face while her hands roam around her breasts. I helped her on that and squeeze those bags hard while I eat her out. After 15 minutes of DATY, she finally moaned hard signaling her O and pushed my head away from her pussy. Also, her pussy smells really nice.

She asked to get penetrated, and she could not wait at all. She was wet. She did not let me go in deep thou, but she was clearly cumming hard. I am pretty sure we were very loud during the deed. I eventually popped after a couple of positions, but I kept doing her until I got tired.

This lady clearly enjoys enjoys sex, and she is very sensual.

She thanked me and gave me a nice DFK. There was no DFK during the session, so it surprised me.

I honestly enjoyed my time (over 60 minutes). The session reminded me of Summer for Starpoint Massage (QQ) at Lake City Way.

[Justice2001]

Been here once. Massage was great and more on the sensual side but nothing beyond that.

What age range would you put the staff at?

[RoadHazard]

SuperMILF Kathy has been joined by another MILF Amy at Studio (451 Park Ave N). Cute face, great spinner body, super friendly and handsy. If she's being trained by Kathy, I expect great things. I didn't have time to stay this time but hoping someone sees her and tells us what's up.

I'm a fan of Aussie's reports so was hoping to meet Kathy. Call ahead first thing in the morning and requested an appointment with Kathy specifically. Got there just before 10:00 and was ushered into the room, hand it over $$.5.

My usual protocol when I'm scouting and it's my first time at a shop is to do half an hour and only pay the house fee and see how it evolves from there. Trying to get a feel for it in the meantime. So that was my first mistake.

After paying the full amount and about 15 m into a fucking terrible massage I was informed that this is in fact Amy not Kathy despite her confirming an appointment with Kathy on the phone.

So at this point it's clear. I'm not at least getting a decent massage out of the deal and decided to proceed to next steps. Just when things start to get interesting, there's another monger at the door. She says it's her friend and leaves the room for a good 15-20 minutes. WTF.

By that time, whatever semblance of magic is completely gone and I'm pretty f* grouchy at this point. She comes back in using translate on her phone saying sorry. I'm changing your appointment to half an hour. My friend is here. I'll give you a quickie.

She tries her best at damage control to no avail. We get it on and she's rushing me the whole time. Are you cumming? Did you cum?

At this point I'm just spite fucking her and as soon as I'm done she cleans me up as quick as she can. And shoves me out the door.

It's not like I was being a dick either. I am super nice to all the ladies.

What a joke. One of the worst experiences in recent history.

I'm a fan of Aussie's reports so was hoping to meet Kathy. Call ahead first thing in the morning and requested an appointment with Kathy specifically. Got there just before 10:00 and was ushered into the room, hand it over $$.5.

My usual protocol when I'm scouting and it's my first time at a shop is to do half an hour and only pay the house fee and see how it evolves from there. Trying to get a feel for it in the meantime. So that was my first mistake.

After paying the full amount and about 15 m into a fucking terrible massage I was informed that this is in fact Amy not Kathy despite her confirming an appointment with Kathy on the phone.

So at this point it's clear. I'm not at least getting a decent massage out of the deal and decided to proceed to next steps. Just when things start to get interesting, there's another monger at the door. She says it's her friend and leaves the room for a good 15-20 minutes. WTF.

By that time, whatever semblance of magic is completely gone and I'm pretty f* grouchy at this point. She comes back in using translate on her phone saying sorry. I'm changing your appointment to half an hour. My friend is here. I'll give you a quickie.

She tries her best at damage control to no avail. We get it on and she's rushing me the whole time. Are you cumming? Did you cum?

At this point I'm just spite fucking her and as soon as I'm done she cleans me up as quick as she can. And shoves me out the door.

It's not like I was being a dick either. I am super nice to all the ladies.

What a joke. One of the worst experiences in recent history.

[RoadHazard]

I got an unsolicited text from Glow Day Spa in factoria that has all the works that was trying to get me in for a massage. I think a lot more places advertise lashes like Sea breeze and O spa in Redmond. I'm definitely intrigued by it as I don't like the more seedy places and like places where it's more appointment based legit places that lets me be naked freely. There's another place in bellevue that's in an office park that specializes in lashes that also offers massages. I'm looking at all the yelp pics to see the reflection on the person that works there in the windows when they take the lash pics to see if they are hot or not LOL.

Been here once. Massage was great and more on the sensual side but nothing beyond that.

[Justice2001]

Please fill us in where these are. I just got back from Chicago, and at least 3 places were like this, including the best two. I like it.

I got an unsolicited text from Glow Day Spa in factoria that has all the works that was trying to get me in for a massage. I think a lot more places advertise lashes like Sea breeze and O spa in Redmond. I'm definitely intrigued by it as I don't like the more seedy places and like places where it's more appointment based legit places that lets me be naked freely. There's another place in bellevue that's in an office park that specializes in lashes that also offers massages. I'm looking at all the yelp pics to see the reflection on the person that works there in the windows when they take the lash pics to see if they are hot or not LOL.

[AussieFury]

The place on Duvall got busted a couple nights ago.

That place has been a FS spot for YEARS without LE intervention.

Was the bust in the news?

[TokyoHalJordan]

The place on Duvall got busted a couple nights ago.

No, it didn't. It was robbed at gunpoint and they called the police.