Streetwalker Reports

[Body Shopper]

All of my writing on this forum is fiction, including the posts that don't contain this disclaimer. The following writing is also fiction.

The following are words to live by. Memorize it, read it often, and take it to heart. If you are so inclined, copy and paste it into a word document, then print it off and carry it with you in your glove compartment, to review while you're sloremongering.

How To Get Slores To Agree To Suck Your Cock Without A Condom.

By Body Shopper.

The way to get women to agree to suck you bareback is to refuse to do the date unless they go bareback. Don't pay extra. Don't beg. Just turn around and drop them off, without pay. In my ten years of getting blow jobs on the streets (I got hand jobs for 11 years, then took 4 years off the streets, prior to coming back out, getting blow jobs), I have only been turned down once for refusing to use a condom. That's right: once.

Always do the feel check, and the mouth check, if you're so inclined, the moment she hops in your vehicle. Then, before driving more than one block away, or while driving around one block, strike the deal of what you're going to do, and what your donation will be.

Don't request bareback. Bareback is how it goes, unless the woman gets shitty and brings up the subject of condoms. Bareback is default, in both sucking and fucking. Cum in mouth and cum in pussy is default. If the woman doesn't want you to cum in her mouth or pussy, then the time to pipe up is when you strike the deal within a block of where you picked her up at, not when you're out at the spot with your pants down. Most people aren't strong-willed enough to follow this advice; I speak to the minority who are.

If your limit is 30 that you're willing to spend on head, then it's okay to pitch her at 20, and if she haggles about condoms, cum in mouth, etc. , fine, agree to an extra 5 for no condom, and another extra 5 for cum in mouth. This way, you're still within your decided-upon money limit, and she feels like she talked you up, so she feels good about it, too. If she has the audacity to wait until you're at the spot with your pants down to bring up condoms, or letting her know when you're going to cum so you don't cum in her mouth, etc. , then just agree, then cum in her mouth anyway. Conversely, if she has the decency to haggle when you initiate business negotiations, then be honest with her. Fraudsters who wait until you're out at the spot to add restrictions don't deserve to have those restrictions obeyed.

Again: Of the 200 street women who've sucked my cock over the past ten years, only one refused based on my bareback requirement. You guys can dispense with the practice of being bullied into using condoms.

There is only one woman who doesn't give anyone any shit, and who eagerly invites all strangers to shoot loads into her throat, twat, and asshole alike: Jill The Great! This is one of the main reasons, if not the main reason, we men salute her and call her Jill The Great. Every single other slore is finnicky about her services. Jill is the only one who isn't. Don't even bring up swallowing to her. Just watch her swallow your chode on her own volition. There are a few other swallowers, but they do it because they lack in the appearance department, and are compensating. Those other swallowers all are finnicky about other acts of sex, though. So, I reiterate: Jill The Great!

Stand your ground, gents! Don't be afraid to go home with a dry dick. Just like I tell people about renting motels: if they can see that you're ready to walk out the door and sleep in your car, they are much more negotiable about room rates. You have to be strong-willed enough to actually be willing to sleep in your car. You can't fake a vibe. People can tell. Likewise, you have to be sincerely ready to turn the slore down if she doesn't go bareback. If you adopt my tactic and have good hygiene, there is a 1 in 200 chance of being rejected. Because I'm not good-looking anymore; so, if they readily suck me- a fat, middle-aged man- without a condom, they'll suck you, too. Just hygiene and will power, but mainly will power.

[Body Shopper]

Tuesday 3:30 ish, cruised down G, as best one can with the construction. Found a pink skirted brunette on the corner, took a ride with her, wanted 35 for CBJ, wouldn't go BB. Settled for 20 but she couldn't stay away more than a minute or two before falling asleep with it in her mouth. No joy, finally got her awake and dropped her off near where I scooped her up. I understood her to say her name was Jolly, not skinny or heavy but really out of it this time.

I recommend everyone to read the ripoff reports going back two years. Jolly is the only slore to ever cash-and-dash me from two miles from where I picked her up at. The rest have all sucked dick for a ride back, if I took them out that far, which I almost always do. Don't waste your time with that piece of shit. She's prone to take your money and jump out. You've been warned.

[WhiteTail2424]

Definitely more activity the past few days, yesterday took an early evening drive down G, noted at least 5 SW, but around 20th spotted a pair; one a short brunette in tights and sweatshirt, the other a well built tall blonde in black mini. Grabbed the blond, and moved out. Called herself Sam, a bit on the bossy side, wanted 50! Considerable haggling, but finally agreed to $. 25 + $. 1 with extras. Had to have $ first (extras after), told me she knew her job, and have to admit her performance was above average. At my age she worked almost 30 min to earn her $, BBBJCIMBLS, was pleased with service. Dropped her back off on G.

[MilwNightFun]

Last week, around 2:30 am Tue or Wed I picked up a SW on Green, tells me her name is Lexi and that she's "one of the better girls out here" so I'm thinking to myself wow has it really sunk that low here? We drove a while, she mentioned she worked in Vegas for 8 years after we started talking price, something about $60 or what ever but I'm really not impressed, she might have looked good before the drug use and years took their toll but I wanted nothing to do with her, gave her $10 to leave.

Green looked like it was coming back to life a little, seen more activity than in a while. Also, on Lincoln seen a hot one in the mid numbers twice, doesn't make eye contact, slim and young, tight pants, low cut top, probably Hispanic. National was dead but I did see a young blond in a hoodie then had a brief chat with a WSW in that gas station on National but wasn't my type.

Has anyone seen Carrie lately? She was always out on Green all the time, haven't seen her in months. While I'm at it, what about Joy? Haven't seen her in a few years.

She's one of the biggest liar, thief, Cas & dash out there. That's her line. I'm not like the girls out her but she won't do anything without money first. Watch out for that clown faced *****.

[MrHayness]

Wonder if that was Las Vegas lexi. Tall skinny brunette sounds like her. She's been out more often lately. Did she have a black jacket on? I think it was a Lakers coat that I saw her in the other day. Didn't miss much if it was her.

Yeah this one was talking big like she's good at everything. Sounds like a Las Vegas attitude. Didn't notice what she was wearing but I don't think it was a sports jacket.

- Hayness

[Slapshot]

Wonder if that was Las Vegas lexi. Tall skinny brunette sounds like her. She's been out more often lately. Did she have a black jacket on? I think it was a Lakers coat that I saw her in the other day. Didn't miss much if it was her.

Last week, around 2:30 am Tue or Wed I picked up a SW on Green, tells me her name is Lexi and that she's "one of the better girls out here" so I'm thinking to myself wow has it really sunk that low here? We drove a while, she mentioned she worked in Vegas for 8 years after we started talking price, something about $60 or what ever but I'm really not impressed, she might have looked good before the drug use and years took their toll but I wanted nothing to do with her, gave her $10 to leave.

Green looked like it was coming back to life a little, seen more activity than in a while. Also, on Lincoln seen a hot one in the mid numbers twice, doesn't make eye contact, slim and young, tight pants, low cut top, probably Hispanic. National was dead but I did see a young blond in a hoodie then had a brief chat with a WSW in that gas station on National but wasn't my type.

Has anyone seen Carrie lately? She was always out on Green all the time, haven't seen her in months. While I'm at it, what about Joy? Haven't seen her in a few years.

[ATW2020]

Mr. Hayness thought with the big head instead of the little one today!

Took a quick stroll thru Silver City this morning before work.

My MO is usually to have a Jackson handy and a Lincoln nearby. (didn't have a Lincoln so I stashed 5 Washingtons) That's been my limit. If I can't get it for a Jax and an Abe I'll pass.

I saw a couple BSW on 13th & G but there were also a few guys hanging around so I passed. Maybe just there, maybe handlers. I didn't care to find out. Saw a WSW at 12th & G. Tall, skinny brunette. Not really my type, but I wasn't feeling fussy so I went around the block and picked her up. After the usual "whatcha up to today" she immediately started talking rapidly and I caught "no cheapo, I'm not doing anything for 20". To which I replied "ok, then we're done. All I'm doing today is 20. I'll drop you back off. " With a dumbfounded look she said "really? How about 30?" Nope was all I said and dropped her off. Didn't even get her name.

Not a successful trip but I got a tank of gas for a few cents less than the 'burbs and learned that I am able to say no!

Wonder if that was Las Vegas lexi. Tall skinny brunette sounds like her. She's been out more often lately. Did she have a black jacket on? I think it was a Lakers coat that I saw her in the other day. Didn't miss much if it was her.

[MrHayness]

Mr. Hayness thought with the big head instead of the little one today!

Took a quick stroll thru Silver City this morning before work.

My MO is usually to have a Jackson handy and a Lincoln nearby. (didn't have a Lincoln so I stashed 5 Washingtons) That's been my limit. If I can't get it for a Jax and an Abe I'll pass.

I saw a couple BSW on 13th & G but there were also a few guys hanging around so I passed. Maybe just there, maybe handlers. I didn't care to find out. Saw a WSW at 12th & G. Tall, skinny brunette. Not really my type, but I wasn't feeling fussy so I went around the block and picked her up. After the usual "whatcha up to today" she immediately started talking rapidly and I caught "no cheapo, I'm not doing anything for 20". To which I replied "ok, then we're done. All I'm doing today is 20. I'll drop you back off. " With a dumbfounded look she said "really? How about 30?" Nope was all I said and dropped her off. Didn't even get her name.

Not a successful trip but I got a tank of gas for a few cents less than the 'burbs and learned that I am able to say no!

[MuffDiver17]

Tuesday 3:30 ish, cruised down G, as best one can with the construction. Found a pink skirted brunette on the corner, took a ride with her, wanted 35 for CBJ, wouldn't go BB. Settled for 20 but she couldn't stay away more than a minute or two before falling asleep with it in her mouth. No joy, finally got her awake and dropped her off near where I scooped her up. I understood her to say her name was Jolly, not skinny or heavy but really out of it this time.

I find it adorable when they fall asleep with me and their mouth and then they wake up and continue doing it until they not off again.

[WhiteTail2424]

Tuesday 3:30 ish, cruised down G, as best one can with the construction. Found a pink skirted brunette on the corner, took a ride with her, wanted 35 for CBJ, wouldn't go BB. Settled for 20 but she couldn't stay away more than a minute or two before falling asleep with it in her mouth. No joy, finally got her awake and dropped her off near where I scooped her up. I understood her to say her name was Jolly, not skinny or heavy but really out of it this time.

[SoccerFan4245]

No worries. Don't be embarrassed. I'm sure we all have an example of a mistake we made and the line begins behind me. Thanks for the name. I've seen her out often on 7th and Lin. Sometimes she sits on that door stoop on the NW corner of the funeral home. I recognized her from ads on Backpage or STG's from a long time ago. I could not remember her name but it was Jessica! Bingo.

Some of the more seasoned members here may remember her. I remember her having some huge head lights back in the day. I never met her but almost scooped her recently. Thanks for falling on the grenade for us all.

OK. She said her name was Jessica. She's a skank and I'm embarrassed to admit I interacted with her. She was around 7th and Lincoln. Brown hair, missing teeth, sagging milk bags, wore glasses. I'll blame it on the dark if I'm allowed an excuse.

[BladeCruiser]

Not all of them will rob you, (some, are halfway decent) that's why at least a description of the thief will help.

OK. She said her name was Jessica. She's a skank and I'm embarrassed to admit I interacted with her. She was around 7th and Lincoln. Brown hair, missing teeth, sagging milk bags, wore glasses. I'll blame it on the dark if I'm allowed an excuse.

[SmokinAcee]

The point is don't screw up or you will be robbed. I screwed up, it doesn't matter if the wallet was real or not. I'm not protecting her because she was a skank, I was sorry I picked her up, she looked good in the dark. I won't be seeing her again.

I learned a long time ago that I'm not in charge of the internet and I now sleep better at night.

Not all of them will rob you, (some, are halfway decent) that's why at least a description of the thief will help.

[BladeCruiser]

With all due respect, I believe knowing who she is does matter IMHO but perhaps I'm not understanding something. If you suspect your last date of taking your bait, that would be great info to have. You are obviously protecting her for some reason. That's your business. I guess we all protect the unicorns.

I have never been ripped off like that by a SW but to be honest, I would have preferred to lose a little cash from a sticky fingered SW versus when I got rolled by a popular SW'ers boyfriend. That was a heavy hit.

As several people who have reported thefts by Angelica on National, that is valuable info just as an example.

Despite the suspected theft, she must be an awesome unicorn deemed worthy of protection. I'm not trying to be an ass. This is the streetwalker forum however. It's not very helpful if we don't know who we should avoid. Or perhaps she is worth the risk? Wink, wink. Been there and done that to my own detriment.

The point is don't screw up or you will be robbed. I screwed up, it doesn't matter if the wallet was real or not. I'm not protecting her because she was a skank, I was sorry I picked her up, she looked good in the dark. I won't be seeing her again.

I learned a long time ago that I'm not in charge of the internet and I now sleep better at night.

[Body Shopper]

You girls think that you're in control, and that we sloremongers are tricks who you're turning tricks on and getting the better of. In reality, we mongers work cohesively with drug dealers to keep you women addicted to drugs! I prowl right outside your drug dealers' houses, and I catch you before you get anywhere near Greenfield Avenue, so I get you before the other mongers do. The money goes almost directly from my hand into your dealer's hand! You are just the middle person, caught in the struggle and terror of addiction.

Dating is terror. Laws are terror. Civilization is terror. I like dealing with women who have active warrants for their arrest, because that strips you of your option to bring police into the equation, thus restoring Natural Order. Aiding, abetting, and even harboring you fugitives are gems among my repertoire of misdeeds.

I came into town a few days ago, and spent around 24 hours in town. During that time, I had six dates among five women: Chevy, Erika, Jessi, Jill, & Jamie. Five car dates, and one motel date: all blow jobs.

First, I picked up Chevy at 11th & Lincoln, south-west corner, at around 6:30 in the evening. She gave me a really good blow job. Shot in her mouth. Damage of 30.

Next up was the notorious Erika of The Holy Trinity. We repaired to the motel. She sucked me for 10 or 15 minutes, then quit and bared one of the most beautiful pussies I've ever seen in my life. Lying with her legs spread, she wanted me to perform coitus, so that the damage would increase greatly. I was only 60% hard, and fading, so I refused. She wouldn't suck longer, saying it had been 20 minutes, which it had not been. I asked if she wants to just call the date and we do 30. She said 40. From in the motel room to out in my car, we argued about it. She sternly demanded 40. I told her that I don't like her tone, and that her using that tone is meant to convey that she'll do something to me if I don't cough up the 40. She then reverted back to her normal tone of cordiality and politeness, and apologized, assuring me that she didn't mean to indicate such. I explained to her that I pay her more than I pay any other girl for fucking, whether it's in my car or the motel, and whether it's CIM or CIP. I told her that a blow job in the motel for 30 is the only thing that I have on a cheaper rate with her than with most girls. I asked her if she would like to start getting 40 instead of 50 or 60 to fuck on car dates, or 50 instead of 50 or 60 to fuck on motel dates, and then get 40 for b. J. In the motel, just like most other girls. She definitely didn't want that! She then requested a loan of 10 until our next date. I had a lot of sympathy for her, since I have placed the number 60 on my head with her, and 30 is a huge disappointment. Well, her not making me cum was a big disappointment, too, so I guess we were even on that count. But I totally sympathized with her, so I handed over 40- 30 for the date, plus a loan of 10, to be paid back in the form of a $10 discount on our next date. I got her to commit to a 2:00 appointment for the following afternoon.

Later that night, I called Erika up and asked her to send out Jessi. She did, and Jessi sucked my cock. She didn't make me cum. This could have been due to illness, though, because when I dropped her off, she was disoriented and was bumbling around, crying, and not knowing where she is. I called Erika and told her what's happening, and Erika sent a small, thin, young, light brown man out. 10 seconds later, he appeared! I told him what's afoot, and pointed him to Jessi, and he thanked me and ran up to her. By that point, The Dreaded Marisol was already comforting Jessi and walking her toward the dreaded trap house. Mari had appeared in the alley we were in, while I was on the phone with Erika. Let me tell you, gentlemen, that looking up into the face of The Dreaded Marisol in a dark alley, while she's contemplating whether or not you're responsible for Jessi's predicament, is not a fun moment. I could tell she was ready to do something, but I convinced her that I'm not responsible. Mari carries a knife and is not afraid to use it. Damage of 25 for that date with Jessi.

The following day, having only cum on one of my three dates the previous night, I had a lot of sperm swimming around in my balls, and I wanted to lighten my load. So, I went to pick up Erika. But along the way, at around 1:40, I saw Jill, and picked her up and pumped a load into her capable mouth. Damage of 30. Then, I picked up Erika at around 2:30.

She was comatose, so I took the opportunity to drive all the way up into West Allis, looking for a spot. I found none, so instead, I repaired down to just a few miles north of the Racine County border, and did my first date in a spot that I've previously used for chilling, eating, and even bathroom purposes. This time, due to her underestimation of time during the previous night's date, I showed Erika the time as she was about to begin, and I timed her. Erika sucked my cock for 15 minutes, and shot my semen into her capable mouth. She complained after 11 minutes. I informed her of how long it's been, and she explained that the reason for her protest is that it usually doesn't take this long, not that this is too long for her to perform. This blow job was great! The one in the motel the previous night was very good, but was a step below her normal blow job. She was on point that day in my car, and I was in paradise for the full 15 minutes, minus perhaps 20 seconds of banter at the 11-minute mark. I appreciate this provider so much. It is truly a blessing to get to experience her blow job. She cordially repaid her debt of $10 by accepting 20 instead of 30 for this car date blow job in which I came, since I'd given her 40 instead of 30 the previous night, for the motel date blow job in which I didn't come. She thanked me a couple of times for doing that favor for her. I've duly noted that she followed through and repaid me, according to the plan that we'd laid out. Excellent.

Last up was Jamie. I picked her up between 5:00 and 6:00. She took me to the wooded area on Kinnikinnic Parkway, just west of 27th street. She had refused to come down south to the spot I'd had Erika in, saying she wants to be my first, not my second, at a spot. If she was telling the truth, this was her first time doing a date in that woods. She even acted like she had never been in that woods ever, before. Having dispensed two protein shakes to two other drug addicts already that day, my supply was running low. So, I estimate that it took Jamie 20 minutes of hard, amazing cocksucking, to finally, and barely, procure my (small) load. It was 20 minutes of pure bliss. Constant great techniques! Watch out for Jamie! She's making her way up in this world, and doing great things. Her attitude toward the preborn is beautiful, suggesting that her soul, too, is beautiful. I am not interested in getting along with anyone, but rather in knowing the truth, so I had posed a trick question, feigning animosity toward this demographic. She nervously expressed the opposite viewpoint, at which point I showed her my sign and informed her that I, too, feel the way she does on the topic. God bless Jamie. As I dropped her off, we discussed the issue a bit, and I saw a mystical light shining out through her eyes, and I could feel that I had tears in mine. Damage of 30.

Hookers are life.

Cheating is life.

Cops need their dick sucked, too.

Disband with searching foreign cargo.

Fire all police dogs.

Hail The Great Circle Of Life!

Sperm isn't meant to sit in the balls and putrefy; it's meant to be expelled!

Only fuck Erika from behind.

Jessi, Erika, and Rose comprise The Holy Trinity.

Rachel is a smiley-faced hooker on Lincoln Avenue.

Toothless Tabatha gums your meat stick until it squirts, and she swallows all loads she procures.

Amy on Lincoln sucks your cock head until it bleeds, while you shake in indescribable pleasure.

Hazel deepthroats your cock while you groan in pleasure.

Reah makes you shake and whimper, while she sucks your soul out through your cock.

Marissa (Red) tickles her tonsils with your cock head.

Erika wraps her mouth around your shaft, just below the rim of the head, and tongues your head, while you whimper and shake.

Chevy sucks your meat with skill and dexterity, never failing to produce an orgasm.

Snow has the hugest tits in Milwaukee County.

And Duffy has funbags that you squeeze until your sperm squirts out.

Body Shopper.