Stupid Shit in NoVa

[TheOuroboros]

I disagree.

Why not task the mind somewhat on this forum; sometimes we make things too easy for those less likely to do their own research.

I thought it a clever obfuscation worthy of only someone like the Drowned's intellect.

Regards.

PJ.

Theres plenty of valid reasons not to give a name. Met's joke about an NDA has some actual bite behind it as these ladies are in fact familiar with the board and do read the reviews which can put those folks in hot water and affect their future visits to the spa. I know I have been outright banned from some spas and harassed on numerous occasions once the girls found out about my reviews demanding I take them down and what not. It's a huge fucking headache and the reason why I had to start speaking in code.

Nevertheless on a separate topic there's another TheDrowned is lost at sea, and that's simply because while it has inspired some greats like PJ here to take up the torch and light the path, it's also created another faction here that treats like it's a charity. They take a penny but don't leave a penny if you catch my drift. When I started on this forum many moons ago I was brought into the fold and only AFTER I had made some contribution to the board. Those who beg, *****, and bicker about someone else's post without the merit of providing their own just doesn't sit right with me is all.

I don't want to single any particular monger out here but this one just perfectly encapsulates my point. You have a lad here who's demanding that a contributing monger reveal the name of the lady he saw whose only other post is a question to the board asking if the owners daughter also provides massages at FHOH. So one can deduce that this particular lad has been to FHOH in the past yet has refused to share his own experiences with the rest of the class. Food for thought.

[Golden59]

Anything else I can provide an entitled millennial or the VICE squad?.

LOL whatever makes you feel better chief.

[PuntaJaco43]

think Paul Simon.

Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?

Yeah yeah why obfuscate and conceal? How else are these lads with 4 posts and zero reviews supposed to piggyback off of other people's valuable intel? Stop being so selfish!

I disagree.

Why not task the mind somewhat on this forum; sometimes we make things too easy for those less likely to do their own research.

I thought it a clever obfuscation worthy of only someone like the Drowned's intellect.

Regards.

PJ.

[Novacreeper]

Yeah yeah why obfuscate and conceal? How else are these lads with 4 posts and zero reviews supposed to piggyback off of other people's valuable intel? Stop being so selfish!

Anything else I can provide an entitled millennial or the VICE squad?

/ the obfuscater.

[Metloaf]

Yeah yeah why obfuscate and conceal? How else are these lads with 4 posts and zero reviews supposed to piggyback off of other people's valuable intel? Stop being so selfish!

Being she reads the forum and see selective clients. She knows who pillow talks.

So don't be to hard on him. Basically should've just kept the intel to himself, since he signed a NDA with FHOH.

[TheOuroboros]

Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?

Yeah yeah why obfuscate and conceal? How else are these lads with 4 posts and zero reviews supposed to piggyback off of other people's valuable intel? Stop being so selfish!

[TheYoungMonger]

Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?

I am not old enough to know their / his music, but a quick Google search along with some prior knowledge of FHOH leads me to believe it's Cecilia. I'd have to agree with you though, would be much easier just to post a name.

[Golden59]

Can you private dm her name as well. I have been going to FHOH and want to know who you are referring to please!

Idk what's with all the secrecy and gatekeeping. Why not post the name?

[Indigo456]

You stand correct.

They are generally speaking clever, deceptive, and manipulative, but not very bright whatsoever.

That's probably why they are in the fast and easy of making a buck, something to requiring real effort would be too much work.

Even if you have known a provider and have seen her several times always protect your private info, you never know when something can go sideways on you.

We're often not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer and, whether she's stupid or just careless, you should be ok as long as you diligently protect your own info.

Some steps are obvious, like never using your real phone number or name. But other protective steps include not driving up or parking in any spot where she can see your car. And remembering to not engage in any kind of conversation in which you share any personal details, such as marital status, type of work you do, etc.

Keep it all anonymous, and with a strict focus on business, and you should be ok. Also, if you want to be a nice guy, you can gently let her know that her OpSec is lacking and suggest ways to improve. That could score you some bonus points for future sessions.

[JmSuttr]

Been texting a provider who's been reviewed a number of times on this board.

Saw her once in the past 12 months, legit, enjoyed our time more or less, but was never able to synch our schedules for a 2nd visit.

Through our coms, I found that she was quite careless with protecting her personal info, and I was able to easily look up multiple social media accounts, revealing what I'm assuming is her real name, names of friends / family / acquaintances, a number of them right here in DMV. Which reminded me that the only time I saw her, she accidentally revealed the real name of another provider in the area whom she's acquainted with, also reviewed here many times. Is this a bit of a red flag for a provider?

We're often not dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer and, whether she's stupid or just careless, you should be ok as long as you diligently protect your own info.

Some steps are obvious, like never using your real phone number or name. But other protective steps include not driving up or parking in any spot where she can see your car. And remembering to not engage in any kind of conversation in which you share any personal details, such as marital status, type of work you do, etc.

Keep it all anonymous, and with a strict focus on business, and you should be ok. Also, if you want to be a nice guy, you can gently let her know that her OpSec is lacking and suggest ways to improve. That could score you some bonus points for future sessions.

[NeoPS]

Been texting a provider who's been reviewed a number of times on this board.

Saw her once in the past 12 months, legit, enjoyed our time more or less, but was never able to synch our schedules for a 2nd visit.

Through our coms, I found that she was quite careless with protecting her personal info, and I was able to easily look up multiple social media accounts, revealing what I'm assuming is her real name, names of friends / family / acquaintances, a number of them right here in DMV. Which reminded me that the only time I saw her, she accidentally revealed the real name of another provider in the area whom she's acquainted with, also reviewed here many times. Is this a bit of a red flag for a provider?

[FakeName3]

I saw in a recent post that a certain meaty monger being fed up with how MPs are operated here in the states and I can confirm after coming back to a wonderful vacation that we are indeed overpaying for mediocre services and that the meals one can find in the east are far fresher and far less costly than these found in the west.

Now I'm relatively new to mongering international so I'm certainly not the best expert to talk to but I reiterate the importance of these kinds of forums because I did try my hand at my first joint solo and fell prey to a common bait and switch tactic done in many of these massage parlors. Walking into one that had a sign with flashing lights of a model looking quite promiscuous in a photo that listed various prices for massage I decided to crawl of the stairs in this random city near Kyoto and was met by a young sexy Taiwanese women. Opted for a 30 min massage which set me back 5000 yen ($32) and it was a standard ordeal. But when the flip came she left the room and an older 50 yr old Taiwanese lady came in flashed her breast and told me for another 10000 ($64) yen she'll give me the happy ending. Idiot brain took over and I took the bait. I opened my wallet and she tried to snatch more money from it (a rookie mistake on my part). I forcefully gave her the 10000 yen and she proceeded to give me service I'd typically find at a random AMP here. Not a good experience but it serves me right for not heeding the generous info provided by the board which I then utilized from this moment forward.

One thing to note about Japan is that they are a fairly xenophobic culture and not being native in language usually means there is much less options in finding a genuine Japanese. Most parlors are run by Thai and Chinese denizens living in Tokyo. However, using an escort site as an outcall usually is the best way for a gaijin (foreigner) to ascertain a Japanese. However, since I was accompanied by other individuals and not solo I couldn't take advantage of doing an outcall.

Pink salons (blowjob bars) are something that exist here as well and worth mentioning. Tho the options available to mongers of my skin tone according to lore are much much older and frankly outdated Japanese women. The kinda gals who are chain smokers and ultimately I made the conscious decision that ladies sucking dick 12 hours a day for 30 min intervals for a 15 year tenure probably don't have the best dental insurance on the market so I decided to forgo this avenue but this is something the east offers that you simply cannot find in the west.

I mainly stuck to my guns with massage parlors but this time heeding news from the grapevine I found myself in the outskirts of Tokyo the more Triad owned area of Gotanda. One thing they tell you to avoid in Japan are touts. These are men or women who will usually look for gullible foreigners and promise them a good time with the ladies for a fee that will make price gouging look like amateur hour. Not only will you pay an arm and a leg but seldom do you even get to have a good time with the lady. Most will outright just rob you. However, the touts in Gotanda are usually trustworthy and are older Chinese ladies who will make good on their promise of a good time. One such lady was standing outside a love hotel when I passed by on this enchanted evening and simply said. Massaji? Secksa? 10000 yen. Yep that's right folks. 64 $ to bang a 30 year old young sexy Chinese lady who actually looks their age. Mamasan lead me down the basement where I paid a man 10000 yen. He sat me on a couch where I waited a few minutes before being lead into an arguably sketchy room with a curtain, but what was inside was a skinny, young, gorgeous 30 year old Chinese gal. Couldn't speak a word of English but my bare basic mandarin and Japanese (since she was fluent in both) I was able to get by. Started with both of us undressing and heading to the shower where she cleaned both of us off. Back in the room, she grabbed a condom and we decided to have dessert before dinner. Multiple positions of fun were had for 15 min before I finished in the bag. Then she said she had to shower once more and told me to lay down. Since I got 40 min of time she spent the remainder actually giving me a massage. I was in shock. Here in the states they'd send you on your way once the deed was done and I was about to do the same but she actually stopped me and told me I paid for 40 min and I will get 40 min! No tip. They don't tip here so 10000 yen actually got me a massage. FS. And 40 min. Absolute master class.

After Tokyo I went further south to Osaka and here is where I truly found myself in paradise. The redlight district of Osaka. This magical place is a mongers wet dream. This my fellow friends is how I wish things were done here in the west. It's an entire city block full of AMPs. They have this little Japanese lantern that is their equivalent of the bat symbol to let you know exactly what they're all about. White red and blue. Some are strictly forbidden for foreigners but a great majority are actually open to gaijin. In addition to the lantern, is a reception desk of gorgeous Japanese women lined up usually in threes wearing anything you can cosplay. Maid outfits. Sports athletes. Punks. Goths. Cinderellas and school teachers. You can live out your kinks here, every night of the week. Usually there's a mamasan on a chair that will beckon you over like a shopkeeper to get a better look at the wares. You run up and YOU get to choose your character like you're locking into Street Fighter. I found myself enchanted by a somewhat chubby looking Osaka girl with HUGE knockers and decided to go with that one and I paid 14000 yen for the entire 30 min ordeal. I've rambled on long enough so I'll leave the rest to your imagination but I can tell you the experience was nothing like you'd find in America.

Sorry Bro, You just went to the wrong country.

Last time I was in Thailand there was a little bar in Bangkok down Sukhumvit Soi 7, that had 10 or 15 girls working all under the age of 22 and under 5'3". Their uniform in the bar was pleated micro skirts with no panties underneath and they would dance on the bar and tables for your enjoyment. If you took a liking to one just buy her a $6 dirink and she will sit with you while you finger her bald pussy, grope her tits, and DFK her. If you really like her then just pay the $40 short time and take her next door to the short time hotel. You can do anything you want for an hour and a half including BB if she likes you.

This used to be my favorite bar to just drink, look at pussy, and watch the 70 yo British pensioners play with 19 year olds. The same can be had on Pukhet, Manila, Angeles City, Phnom Penh, and Jakarta. BTW, I'm an old fat white dude who supports the young single mothers fund wherever I go.

[TheOuroboros]

I saw in a recent post that a certain meaty monger being fed up with how MPs are operated here in the states and I can confirm after coming back to a wonderful vacation that we are indeed overpaying for mediocre services and that the meals one can find in the east are far fresher and far less costly than these found in the west.

Now I'm relatively new to mongering international so I'm certainly not the best expert to talk to but I reiterate the importance of these kinds of forums because I did try my hand at my first joint solo and fell prey to a common bait and switch tactic done in many of these massage parlors. Walking into one that had a sign with flashing lights of a model looking quite promiscuous in a photo that listed various prices for massage I decided to crawl of the stairs in this random city near Kyoto and was met by a young sexy Taiwanese women. Opted for a 30 min massage which set me back 5000 yen ($32) and it was a standard ordeal. But when the flip came she left the room and an older 50 yr old Taiwanese lady came in flashed her breast and told me for another 10000 ($64) yen she'll give me the happy ending. Idiot brain took over and I took the bait. I opened my wallet and she tried to snatch more money from it (a rookie mistake on my part). I forcefully gave her the 10000 yen and she proceeded to give me service I'd typically find at a random AMP here. Not a good experience but it serves me right for not heeding the generous info provided by the board which I then utilized from this moment forward.

One thing to note about Japan is that they are a fairly xenophobic culture and not being native in language usually means there is much less options in finding a genuine Japanese. Most parlors are run by Thai and Chinese denizens living in Tokyo. However, using an escort site as an outcall usually is the best way for a gaijin (foreigner) to ascertain a Japanese. However, since I was accompanied by other individuals and not solo I couldn't take advantage of doing an outcall.

Pink salons (blowjob bars) are something that exist here as well and worth mentioning. Tho the options available to mongers of my skin tone according to lore are much much older and frankly outdated Japanese women. The kinda gals who are chain smokers and ultimately I made the conscious decision that ladies sucking dick 12 hours a day for 30 min intervals for a 15 year tenure probably don't have the best dental insurance on the market so I decided to forgo this avenue but this is something the east offers that you simply cannot find in the west.

I mainly stuck to my guns with massage parlors but this time heeding news from the grapevine I found myself in the outskirts of Tokyo the more Triad owned area of Gotanda. One thing they tell you to avoid in Japan are touts. These are men or women who will usually look for gullible foreigners and promise them a good time with the ladies for a fee that will make price gouging look like amateur hour. Not only will you pay an arm and a leg but seldom do you even get to have a good time with the lady. Most will outright just rob you. However, the touts in Gotanda are usually trustworthy and are older Chinese ladies who will make good on their promise of a good time. One such lady was standing outside a love hotel when I passed by on this enchanted evening and simply said. Massaji? Secksa? 10000 yen. Yep that's right folks. 64 $ to bang a 30 year old young sexy Chinese lady who actually looks their age. Mamasan lead me down the basement where I paid a man 10000 yen. He sat me on a couch where I waited a few minutes before being lead into an arguably sketchy room with a curtain, but what was inside was a skinny, young, gorgeous 30 year old Chinese gal. Couldn't speak a word of English but my bare basic mandarin and Japanese (since she was fluent in both) I was able to get by. Started with both of us undressing and heading to the shower where she cleaned both of us off. Back in the room, she grabbed a condom and we decided to have dessert before dinner. Multiple positions of fun were had for 15 min before I finished in the bag. Then she said she had to shower once more and told me to lay down. Since I got 40 min of time she spent the remainder actually giving me a massage. I was in shock. Here in the states they'd send you on your way once the deed was done and I was about to do the same but she actually stopped me and told me I paid for 40 min and I will get 40 min! No tip. They don't tip here so 10000 yen actually got me a massage. FS. And 40 min. Absolute master class.

After Tokyo I went further south to Osaka and here is where I truly found myself in paradise. The redlight district of Osaka. This magical place is a mongers wet dream. This my fellow friends is how I wish things were done here in the west. It's an entire city block full of AMPs. They have this little Japanese lantern that is their equivalent of the bat symbol to let you know exactly what they're all about. White red and blue. Some are strictly forbidden for foreigners but a great majority are actually open to gaijin. In addition to the lantern, is a reception desk of gorgeous Japanese women lined up usually in threes wearing anything you can cosplay. Maid outfits. Sports athletes. Punks. Goths. Cinderellas and school teachers. You can live out your kinks here, every night of the week. Usually there's a mamasan on a chair that will beckon you over like a shopkeeper to get a better look at the wares. You run up and YOU get to choose your character like you're locking into Street Fighter. I found myself enchanted by a somewhat chubby looking Osaka girl with HUGE knockers and decided to go with that one and I paid 14000 yen for the entire 30 min ordeal. I've rambled on long enough so I'll leave the rest to your imagination but I can tell you the experience was nothing like you'd find in America.

[DogBert25]

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

There's a Maryland counterpart to John F. His name is "George B" and he is from Kensington. He reviews all the AMPs up and down Rockville Pike. A lot of his reviews are removed from Yelp "for violating our terms of service. " You can read between the lines. I suspect he is on USASG as well.

[FakeName3]

What's up w / this weird John F guy, who visits AMPs and then posts everything (well, not everything), but posts about his visits and even take pictures of himself at the establishments. Dude is weird, and stupid. Anyway, just venting, and hoping none of you guys are John F.

I have mentioned John F on this board before.

I ran across his YELP posts while searching for new Viet nail salons that have extras. He has posted over 500 reviews on YELP for every nail salon, Massage shack and waxing salon I had ever heard of. He posts details skirt around extras but have photos of inside treatment rooms. I'm sure he has been PNG'd from most of these places after his reviews and has even written bad follow-up reviews for places like Classic nails (Hannah massage) and Kims pro waxing spa (Kim waxing). His reviews can be a wealth of information when scoping out new places.

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?us...IgKCioczZZ-tPA