Massage Parlor Reports

[RubLuvr]

Haven't seen her, but. It's on tryst. You certainly get something. I'm guessing "light sensual massage" covers it, with an L1 ending. Is it an L1 ending worth $200? Seems unlikely to me, vs. What else is available around. Also, those photos just scream "you won't be touching me at all".

Looks like she got bariatric surgery paid for by handjobs? She was awful prior, I can't imagine any better now. Extremely detached and not even a good handy at the time.

[IMissCutler]

Pre covid there was angel from dvs on diversey. She was skinny and had nice C or d cup tits. Bumped into her at a pps spot on Laramie and was surprised to see her as she was out of sight out of mind. She has nice tits for a skinny girl and was now offering prostate which I don't do. Her friend seemed frustrated that I talked with angel and knew here and just ignored the original door opener. What can I say, if you have big naturals you have my attention. Just throwing this out there for guys that might remember her.

[Lurker1111]

Does anyone know if it would be appropriate / commonplace for a non-Asian guy to get a massage at a Chinatown parlor? Not sure if their clientele is specifically Asian or what. Thanks.

[TetonResearch]

What is the going rate now days for a massage with a handshake on the flip? I feel like $40 doesn't cut it anymore. $50? What about with a LOT of roaming? I just don't want to be overpaying so as to mess everyone else up.

[Eddinger]

Tropical spa on western was just fantastic. They had such smoking hot latinas wearing dresses or tight jeans and heels. It was so good. Amazing table shower / steam room and then just fun times all aorund in the room. It was maybe 15-20 years ago, but I was prob going once every other week and after a while the table showers included BBBJ, and in the room theyd just sit on my face and let me chow box while they blew me. A few never bothered with a rubber when we fucked, but most of the time it was covered. I loved that place so much and miss it still.

Thanks. And finally someone who Isn't upset because someone disliked their favorite Spa. But AOL must've gotten new management because everybody bashes them on Yelp and Google reviews and saying they didn't get Massage for whatever reasons. I heard of some lowkey Chinatown apartments who only allow Asian customers. I checked more about Latina Massage Spa's In Chicago and man we lost so many Zeus was around Pre Covid and now are gone. Years back down the same street Princess Latina was on there was Tropical Spa that had plenty of different Latina's not just Mexican talent either they had Cubans, Puerto Ricans and Columbians and I heard they all were fine but that Spa didn't last long and those workers just left the Chicago Massage scene. I did call Sunrise some lady answered and hung up I called back she didn't answer. Now the best Is probably Orange and Perfect Archer. I seen A finer version of Arianna Grande at Perfect Archer like 2 months back. With all the Migrants around Chicago there should be like 2-3 new Latina Massage Spa's. But feel free to PM me If you want to chat more about other possible Latina options In Chicago. There's some up Norf that never get discussed on here.

[Bhar35]

Expected a little less older but ended up good.

She went by Ocean at Windsor. 40 years. Not the most attractive but she loved to do a lot of teasing with enthusiasm. Sloppy style on the bbj. Gagged it all down. Massage on the rest of my body was no slouch either. Could really put in the muscle when it counted.

[DMichaels69]

She has a penthouse in Arlington Heights? LOL.

Take a pass on this one.

[Courtesyflush]

Checked out BEI opted for 70 for an hour was actually over in 30 minutes, just do 50 for 30 minutes. Was an ok time but the tables are super hard, like blanket on plywood hard, they are homemade it's hard to enjoy the massage. Linda spoke through a translation app the only English she said was OMG, OMG while finishing me. She agreed to 80 for the HE which is all I had on me and asked for a review, wanted cash in hand before proceeding with the HE. She was cute but wouldn't take her top off though. Saw a more petite and better-looking gal on my way out. Will probably go back with some extra cash and a cushion.

[Ron M]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

Take a pass on this one.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

[JoeColorado]

Called orange to see if Frida was available she was so I headed over. Got there and yo-yo took me back and it seems Frida was no longer available so I did a negotiation with yo-yo and that went well. That was pretty much the end of my good experience at Orange tonight.

Drop the donation, she leaves the room, comes back and begins to spray me from head to toe with sanitizer. Yo, yo its hot, nice handmaids not too big and attractive. Shes a solid eight, but unfortunately, her effort was a three.

Begins a half ass BBJ, Throws the cover on, and lays back for standing Mish. At that point, she became lifeless, except every minute or two she would start to moan an obviously Fake and then stop again, back to lifeless. I was kind of pissed off so I got up on the table in Mish and started banging the fuck out of her, and without any prior announcement, pulled out and shot all over her stomach, that pissed her off. Got dressed and got the fuck out of there. That's too bad experiences the past two weeks at Orange. May have to find a new go to place in Chicago.

My official opinion: yo-yo is a no no.

I am on my way to Louisville, hopefully greeter pastures there!

I have to agree with you. I have never had a lazier fuck in my life. A sex doll would've contributed just as much.

[NewLa2022]

Went to Glory Spa twice on the 5500 block of and. Milwaukee. Originally, I found out about the spa through CL. First time I saw Laura and second time I saw Emily. Both gave really good massages. Emily used more strength than Laura but I enjoyed both of their methods. Emily did more teasing than Laura. They both have great tits too. It costs a bit extra for them to take their tops off but it was definitely worth the price. They're very open to feeling them all over too. Thirty minutes costs $40 plus extras.

[Jay117]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

Haven't seen her, but. It's on tryst. You certainly get something. I'm guessing "light sensual massage" covers it, with an L1 ending. Is it an L1 ending worth $200? Seems unlikely to me, vs. What else is available around. Also, those photos just scream "you won't be touching me at all".

[Hapenny]

I keep hearing good things about Moon but many of the posts are from people with few posts and only great things to say, or accounts with 10 posts responding to accounts with 12 posts. Any more seasoned visitors have a take on this montrose spot? Thinking of tofft but wanting to verify this isn't a papa-joint.

Moon Spa. Lisa has been great ever seance the day Lisa Opened it. I new Lisa at Sennias she was young. 20 years ago.
Her sister Helen a cross the street at Unwind.

Thank you guys for the actual feedback, much appreciated.

The Moon Spa Gopher refers to is in Chinatown (Lisa's (formerly of Senina) spa) and her sister's place Unwind across the street. The recent messages (including GoHome's) were about Moon in Albany Park (on Montrose, not the location in Chinatown).

Gopher is right. Lisa's Moon is (was?) a great spot. Lisa was an awesome cougar but as owner she was the one who jumped and ran every time the doorbell rang. This messed up sessions. Even though she gave me her private cell number I was unable to arrange a meeting right before or after business hours (to avoid the doorbell). Too bad. If she had been able to accommodate I'd be a loyal patron. I gave up on Chinatown Moon.

I have seen nothing here that would suggest the Moon on Montrose on the northside is Lisa's place or related to Lisa's Moon (other than the name). I think the jury is still out about the Moon spot on Montrose, though as GoHome observes a lot of posts about the northside Moon are from suspect accounts.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.