Escort Reports

[HellKite10]

I've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication I usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her Friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and I don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced B's. Great. Then I notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a MESS. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

I get undressed and out come the rules. No DATY, no FIV, no FIA, no kissing, no titty sucking and everything covered.

Sit down on the couch and she immediately puts the cover on and starts with the worst BJ I've ever had. No kidding. The worst. And I've had some bad ones. My johnson never even makes it into her mouth. It's all lips on just the head. Fucking terrible.

After I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit.

It's really to bad. She's very attractive and if she lost some of the lower half weight and focused more on providing a good experience, she could probably move up to being a high end escort and charge high end prices.

Damage was $$ for hh. Not worth it at all and I won't be repeating. But if an attractive face with a huge ass, floppy belly, clock watching, lots rules and shitty service is your thing then maybe give her call.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168073397

TOFTT; I'm glad you didn't kept the info to yourself.

[Ackson13]

Any recommendations or warnings on all the Latina girls in Southfield? Lots on alligator.

[Van Lopez]

"I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit".

Just a tip. When a chick has a thick middle and you're doing missionary, prop a pillow under her ass to elevate her pussy. Anyways works for me.

I always use that trick for DATY. I like narrow assed women. LOL.

[TipTopTip]

I don't think I've seen her mentioned before or know if she's been around for awhile. I just know I want to see what she's about. I'm tired of chicks flaking on me and I want somebody who will actually show up and be ready to do something. I don't have free time to do things like this so I try to make the best of my time when I can try this out.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168140449

[HumphreyB]

Any reports on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...l/158550398342

[KennJak]

She looks horrible.

Seriously she is hideous.

[NeilYoung999]

"I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit".

Just a tip. When a chick has a thick middle and you're doing missionary, prop a pillow under her ass to elevate her pussy. Anyways works for me.

[Formula382]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168078620

Went and seen this one on Saturday afternoon. Excellent communication, very prompt. Set up at a decent hotel near the airport. Pics are definitely her and recent. That's where all the good stuff ends. Tons of rules. Very mechanical. Covered everything, you can't touch her anywhere below the waist. No kissing, didn't even like to be hugged. Tried to put the condom on me as soon as I took my pants off, she didn't even make an attempt to make me hard to get the condom on. She doesn't ride, she doesn't do doggy, you can't do Missionary, she makes you either sit or lay down for the mediocre blowjob that she gives you. I was in town just for a couple hours and didn't have time to spare or else I would have walked out and went and looked somewhere else. Definitely don't recommend.

She looks horrible.

[Timberwolf]

I've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication I usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her Friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and I don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced B's. Great. Then I notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a MESS. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

Bigger gut and ass than her pics? Because she clearly has both in her ad. So no one is confused this is NOT the same Jessica Jones from the old Michigan boards who has resurfaced recently.

[Formula382]

i've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication i usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and i don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced b's. Great. Then i notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a mess. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

I get undressed and out come the rules. No daty, no fiv, no fia, no kissing, no titty sucking and everything covered.

Sit down on the couch and she immediately puts the cover on and starts with the worst bj i've ever had. No kidding. The worst. And i've had some bad ones. My johnson never even makes it into her mouth. It's all lips on just the head. Fucking terrible.

After i had enough of that nonsense i tell her stop and i get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that i can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit.

It's really to bad. She's very attractive and if she lost some of the lower half weight and focused more on providing a good experience, she could probably move up to being a high end escort and charge high end prices.

Damage was $$ for hh. Not worth it at all and i won't be repeating. But if an attractive face with a huge ass, floppy belly, clock watching, lots rules and shitty service is your thing then maybe give her call.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168073397

thank you.

[Timberwolf]

It was a scary experience because anything could've happen to me. Thank God a family member or someone didn't pop up. I figured since I'm there, I might as well deal with it all. Good thing was it was in the morning. Bottomline, I'd NEVER go to trap house (I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, etc). If I had gotten caught up in anything (robbery, police stings, shootout), it would've been extremely bad for me, if you catch my drift. Wrong place, right time, I guess.

We've all been to at least one incall where we figured "Well, she didn't ghost, and I'm already here" when we should have bailed.

[JoeyRamone]

I've been wanting to see her for quite a while but because of poor communication I usually gave up.

I was finally able to see her Friday even though coms were spotty at best.

The good: Pics are accurate. She's actually quite pretty and friendly. No signs of candy use. She wasn't stoned out of her mind and I don't think she does drugs at all.

The bad: Her ass is fat. Like way bigger than it looks in the pictures. And she has a belly. These are bad in my book. Also a clock watcher with lots of rules.

I get to her apartment and she answers almost naked. Just wearing stockings and garter with a nice set of unenhanced B's. Great. Then I notice her ass. It's big. And that garter is holding / covering a gut. Not my thing at all. Her apartment is a MESS. Claims shes moving but it looks well lived in with shit everywhere. She also has a dog in there with her. It's a really nice dog and very well behaved. The dog wasn't a problem. At least for me.

I get undressed and out come the rules. No DATY, no FIV, no FIA, no kissing, no titty sucking and everything covered.

Sit down on the couch and she immediately puts the cover on and starts with the worst BJ I've ever had. No kidding. The worst. And I've had some bad ones. My johnson never even makes it into her mouth. It's all lips on just the head. Fucking terrible.

After I had enough of that nonsense I tell her stop and I get to work. Mish but her bottom half is so big that I can hardly get in deep enough. I was finally able to bust into the bag but the whole experience was shit.

It's really to bad. She's very attractive and if she lost some of the lower half weight and focused more on providing a good experience, she could probably move up to being a high end escort and charge high end prices.

Damage was $$ for hh. Not worth it at all and I won't be repeating. But if an attractive face with a huge ass, floppy belly, clock watching, lots rules and shitty service is your thing then maybe give her call.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168073397

[Bench]

I haven't been on here much in the last couple years. I'm one of the older guard I guess you could say. Even though I haven't hit 50 yet. Anyways, I have to say, I'm a little surprised nobody recognizes Kourtney from the past. I know I did, the first time I saw her post in 2023. Curious if anyone else knows or remembered who she is? I'm going to wait a few days and see if anyone else remembers and then I'll spill the beans. I know some of you horny fuckers will be like " OH SHIT " I remember that!

I can't wait to find out.

[Random37]

Any experiences with this one? Communication doesn't seem to be to bad.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...roit/168118699

[PeterGozinya]

Hello gents, I'm in the Muskegon area planning a visit. Have any of you been with this young lady. Thanks for any info.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...-/806975114112

I haven't been on here much in the last couple years. I'm one of the older guard I guess you could say. Even though I haven't hit 50 yet. Anyways, I have to say, I'm a little surprised nobody recognizes Kourtney from the past. I know I did, the first time I saw her post in 2023. Curious if anyone else knows or remembered who she is? I'm going to wait a few days and see if anyone else remembers and then I'll spill the beans. I know some of you horny fuckers will be like " OH SHIT " I remember that!