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04-03-24 21:11 #26927Senior Member

Posts: 181Golden Wellness in Alexandria
First time trying this place after seeing some good reviews in this area. When I got there, a nice mms greeted me and asked if it was first time here. I told her I was here once before, didn't want her thinking I didn't know their ways to be taken advantage of. I asked to see a line up, but she said the rest are busy and only Elli was available and brought her out. She was young, around her late 30's, nice and cute, short, with long hair, and a nice body so I was happy. Got taken to the room, got undressed, then taken to the table shower, got a decent amount of teasing and a thorough clean. Went back to the room and to my surprise, I got a really nice massage, with a bit of teasing again. On the flip, gave the tip, and she got undressed, and she went to work. Started with stroking her fingers on my shaft, balls, and bunghole. She got on top of me and started to kiss my body and I could feel her boobs rubbing against my shaft. Then she went down on me to give an incredible CBJ. I got the touch her wet kitty and felt how tight she was. Got me excited to test her out. Told her to get on top for cg so I could play with her boobs and yes, she was extremely tight. Felt like I was going to pop, so changed pos to Mish and she was loving it while I was pounding hard on her. Eventually I popped, too fast, sadly. She cleaned me up and we laid next to each other chat and touching each other. After a while, I got hard again and she was kind enough to give me a HE, and by the time I popped, it was a bit over an hour. She cleaned me up again and I was out the door after getting a hug and a kiss from elli. I would definitely stop by if I'm in this area again.
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04-03-24 14:26 #26926Senior Member

Posts: 145After following the links and watching her vids on Twitter with her DD's in fishnets and a strap-on and then the Tictok vids with her dancing with her kids sporting cameltoe, I thought she might be fun and interesting.
Originally Posted by TheYoungMonger
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Called and texted but just crickets. I'll try again tomorrow.
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04-03-24 12:40 #26925Senior Member

Posts: 223Cindy: an underrated performer at May Wellness.
Originally Posted by Telcova
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I haven't seen Cindy in several weeks so with all this talk of Sunny, I am longing for some tender care and affection from my gal. Cindy is really my favorite of all the young ladies that have worked for Nicole, and she is aware that most come to visit Sunny, hence she is overlooked, but my preference is Cindy. Now I will echo all the praise bestowed on Sunny, she deserves it and both reviewers are right on the money with their description of this fine lady, but sometimes, #2 may offer something special, something that exceeds your expectations.
Originally Posted by DoYouKnow
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I have been visiting Cindy for the last few months. Like most of the girls at this spa, she is slender, tight, and young. If you are looking for massage skills, she is the one. She can't be more than 110 lbs but it's all muscle and if you ask for a strong massage, you better be prepared. Once you have survived this her finish is equally as good. I love the way she stands on the table just hovering above me, then keels down to one side as she completes the task. After a nice hot towel clean-up we snuggle and talk. If you get to know her, she is a good conversationalist with some interesting stories to share. I too could spend more time at this parlor. A must place to add to the rotation fellows.
Regards.
PJ.
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04-03-24 11:41 #26924Senior Member

Posts: 94Quarter Pounder
I have trouble understanding your code, but if I read it correctly, the #1 Quarter pounder in Mclean also gives good service.
Originally Posted by TheOuroboros
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04-03-24 08:59 #26923Senior Member

Posts: 328Sunny has the tiniest waist, I got a text she was back I saw her last when mamasan was on holiday. Time to get back there, my back hurts.
Originally Posted by DoYouKnow
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04-03-24 07:55 #26922Senior Member

Posts: 140Sun Spa Falls Church. Great massage
Thanks to this Brother for sharing intel on Sun Spa, Falls Church.
Originally Posted by PrivatePyle
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This is a new spot. Very clean and spacious.
My provider was CiCi. Reasonably attractive. She gave a great massage with deep pressure on the right spots.
The PM play was one of the best I've received. There was lots of grazing while massaging the adductors and glutes.
Nice HJ finish on the flip. They also have a nice shower.
The only downside is that they charge 90 for 60 min deep tissue massage and using the shower is an extra 10 - I gave her a 60 tip and it felt like she expected more.
Overall a great new option.
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04-02-24 20:34 #26921Senior Member

Posts: 133Great Detective Work
Damn fine work. It's too bad she's super hot but apparently also super cringe in so many ways. Also doesn't know how to keep her socials separate.
Originally Posted by TheYoungMonger
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04-02-24 19:12 #26920Senior Member

Posts: 393Wrong Spot Fella. X
Yep Wrong Spot. QQ2, Alexandria.
Originally Posted by AssmanToYou
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04-02-24 18:54 #26919Senior Member

Posts: 117Yam's
After walking out of Best due to $$ + house I walked around the corner to Yam's. I couldn't find any reviews here or am not aware of its nickname but I saw it had recently been reviewed on RM so I went with it but I think I see why its not mentioned here. 50's, rough face but petite body wasn't bad. TS and 30 min rub. Shower was fine but light massage lasted about 5 minutes before the flip. Wanted $$ FS - $. 4 for CBJ but will take $. 2 I think Hannah or Yannah was the name. Would not dream of again.
I've struck out the last few times when visiting your area. It seems like agencies are the best option but not a lot of info on rates and I'm not wiling to screen at the level with the recent crackdown
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04-02-24 14:49 #26918Senior Member

Posts: 42[3rd Party Escort Ad deleted by Admin]
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04-02-24 13:49 #26917Senior Member

Posts: 620Sasa
Was this at Sunny Spa in Fairfax?
Originally Posted by DoYouKnow
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I popped in yesterday and they said she left for NY.
Neither of the 2 I saw looked to have mm DDs.
Was I in the wrong spot?
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04-02-24 13:12 #26916Senior Member

Posts: 393Sunny is back at May Wellness.
IMHO She is the epitome of a spinner. Would never rate her less than a 10. She has such a fun flirtatious persona. Cute voice and rocking that body well. Hard work to find one like that these days. She make me want to drive 5 gallons of water a day and visit her twice. She has perfected that twist handshake. If it was a spa that had her, Wendy (998) and Eva from 678 that is currently out for the next 2 months. They would indeed close up shop from any neighboring spas. None of them have that GPS at this time. Cindy is with Sunny as well so be sure to give her much love too. She is a sweetheart. Great place to start my workweek off. I can handle any kind of stress now.
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04-02-24 11:33 #26915Senior Member

Posts: 400Time machine
DonQuiote's post that you cited was from three years ago. Immediately post-covid.
Originally Posted by Start2
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As I read the entire post, I'd say he enjoyed the time -- and was nice to the lady. And the lady was nice back.
I hope he returned a few more times (perhaps not, because he was only impressed with her beauty and her attitude) -- I wish I had been priveledge to meet this lady.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
Current events: sorry to read 998 may have moved on. I (too) sent a text over the weekend and did not receive a reply. I hope Wendy and friends will let us know they are safe and warm somewhere.
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04-02-24 09:12 #26914Senior Member

Posts: 139Somebody called from somewhere and said to call back
Somebody called from somewhere and said to call back.
Originally Posted by DonQuiote
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04-01-24 22:08 #26913Senior Member

Posts: 34Best therapeutic
Apparently it's all new girls this month. All Latinas. I'm not really a fan of Latinas but was too tired to care. Paid for an HR. My masseuse was this tall Cuban woman. She was an entirely white Latina, she probably had 0 Indio background. Until you heard the accent you wouldn't have guessed based on the face, barely knew English. Beyond that she was a stereotypical Latina, hard fake tits and ass. Pushy, really only good at / expects FS demands more than the Asians. Pure GPS. I paid $$ not including the house fee. I'll admit to overpaying but I was so tired I forgot I already paid a house fee.
Just a protip in general for the hobby they're used to haggling and arguing over cost and it won't affect their service as much as you'd think. We all know they aren't more enthusiastic if you pay more so why assume they'll be worse if you pay less? The bad service you received, you'd still have gotten even if you didn't haggle but for way more money out of your pocket.
If you keep refusing they'll concede. Especially in this market. Even with AMPs usually only having two women working at a time I've never had a time where I had to wait.
If I was more on point I would have refused even the Latina, most mamasans will let you swap if you don't like the one she brought out to you as long as they're available. I've walked out or even tipped 0 if I felt they weren't providing the service expected.
This is an expensive hobby and if you aren't getting the most out of it you're getting ripped off.
I've had L1 that was better than L3 and L3 that made me wish I just asked for a hug and left. It still bugs me how badly I overpaid and in sorry for setting an expectation for anyone else that goes.







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