Massage Parlor Reports

[WaRubMonger]

Has anyone been recently? This is the one local to me with a table shower I've not yet visited.

[FlyingGolfball]

Alyssa offered me 4 hands with Angela today and I could not say no to it.

I mean, two of my ATFs on me at the same time? I think my bucketlist is done there.

My soul left my body and came back after I finished. (or "was finished" by them).

Got to say hello to new hottie Nancy. Will probably try her next time.

So happy they are back from the break.

[SayOcean]

Just to clarify I've never seen Linda, Pepsi or Noah. Wondering which one has the best jugs.

If face appearance and age is not a factor for you, I can at least attest to Pepsi having D's or DD's sized breasts. Here is my post in the Seattle section for Massage Parlor Reports:

I decided to check out Blue Ocean Day Spa on Highway 99 in Edmonds since there was a review a while back saying there was a younger girl working there. I figured the odds of a young provider still working there would be low but took a chance anyways.

Unfortunately I was right, the two providers I saw working there was an auntie named Mimi and older lady named Pepsi. I figured I would get a massage and opt for a HE with Mimi since I made the trip out anyways. As I was getting undressed, Pepsi came into the room and decided to snatch me away from Mimi. Looking at her face, Pepsi is definitely up there in age. Boobs are my weakness though and she definitely still has a nice pair. I let the intrusive thoughts win and rolled with her anyways.

The kicker is I only paid the house fee of $60. She definitely forgot or didn't mind and never asked for the remaining tip.

Pepsi

Description: In her 60's but still has a great rack.

Offers: TS, HE, CFS, CBJ, Wanted DATY (I declined to give it to her). She did mention that if I returned, she would offer BB options.

[Bonnaryi]

Been out of the game for a while now. Last visit was with Jenny while she was at King's.

I'm looking for the biggest knockers. Thinking Linda at Airport, Pepsi at Euro or Noah at Sun Spa. Any recommendations or feedback would be amazing.

Just to clarify I've never seen Linda, Pepsi or Noah. Wondering which one has the best jugs.

[Bonnaryi]

I heard she is at the spot where "Elite Spa" used to be. Next to Fashion Dim Sum in Edmonds.

I know this spot well. I met Michelle from Lake Serene there back when she was called Sue. Used to see Lana from Euro there as well.

[Shogun Hua]

Been out of the game for a while now. Last visit was with Jenny while she was at King's.

I'm looking for the biggest knockers. Thinking Linda at Airport, Pepsi at Euro or Noah at Sun Spa. Any recommendations or feedback would be amazing.

I heard she is at the spot where "Elite Spa" used to be. Next to Fashion Dim Sum in Edmonds.

[Bonnaryi]

Been out of the game for a while now. Last visit was with Jenny while she was at King's.

I'm looking for the biggest knockers. Thinking Linda at Airport, Pepsi at Euro or Noah at Sun Spa. Any recommendations or feedback would be amazing.

[Shogun Hua]

How we treat the ladies, our own personal hygiene and how much we pay, probably effects how the session will go as well.

[UndeadHentai]

Hi I'm wanting to venture south and see what Marysville / smokey point has to offer. Anyone have recommendation for good massage and FS?

[Shogun Hua]

As for looks, one guys 5/10 is going to be another guys 3/10 or 7/10. Sometimes they wear make up and sometimes, they don't, In my opinion, make up can easily bump up a girls looks a couple of points. Depending on when what time you go, you could be getting them on the wrong day or after they had a bad time or are tired. So take anyones rating or age guess with a grain of salt. I've seen quite a few girls that Aussie Fury has recommended, never have I been disappointed, once out of many, I felt the rating was a tad off, but in my opinion, he has a very good track record for recommendations with me. I've just learned to trust some people's reviews and lower my expectations with others.

I don't blame someone for giving up on a spot if they have a bad time and don't want to ever go back. However, if a spot is regularly busy and has many more good reviews than poor reviews, I would lean towards the the good reviews. Sure, sometimes I bet guys will hype up an experience a bit. Not everyone has the ability or chance to travel around and experience what other big citys have to offer, so they can only give their personal opinion and compare it to their other experiences.

I've never been offered discounts for writing good reviews. However, I'd probably be open to it. LOL!

[FlyingGolfball]

Same feeling. It's all subjective but the Shanghai ladies, even if they are average have sucked and fucked me with gusto and everyone has taken my load in their mouth. They aren't grannies or aunties and the price is reasonable. And if I could get a simping discount I'd sign up IMMEDIATELY. Lol seriously let me at it.

Some people likes K grannies and aunties, some like Latinas, some like younger Chinese girls, who cares, man?

Sure, you can share all your feeling and preference but I would probably not say anything to the level to say something mean about them.

Like DaminaDono said, I like these girls a lot and if I can get discount in anyway, hell, sign me up, buddy.

[DamianDono]

Same feeling. It's all subjective but the Shanghai ladies, even if they are average have sucked and fucked me with gusto and everyone has taken my load in their mouth. They aren't grannies or aunties and the price is reasonable. And if I could get a simping discount I'd sign up IMMEDIATELY. Lol seriously let me at it.

[AvereageQ]

In this Seattle AMP desert, I can only report my experiences and how I felt about them. I always take other's reports with a grain of salt, because it's mostly opinion. Everyone has their own standards and expectation of what kind of session they want. I'm not trying get people to visit or stay away. Just sharing what experience from my point of view.

That said, I have enjoyed my recent few sessions at Shanghai. I found the girls cute despite their flaws. I find good value in it and have left happy each time. I don't know if other's have been asked to give glowing reviews, but I do know the girls read this. I have seen them checking this board while I was there. Perhaps that's why they had mouth rinse handy when I visited, if that's not their standard, because of what has been said here. The level of service I received while there has been a notch above other AMPs I have been to in the Seattle area, but I know Seattle sets a low bar for AMPs. Do or don't, that's none of my concern. If you do, just remember YMMV.

[VillageRat]

So refreshing to see this post Skeleton Key. The constant reviews I see from this place do absolutely nothing to make me want to give it another try. The first try was a shit show of epic proportion. I hear the occasional rave about Alyssa. I didn't experience her, but I saw her. She is NOT hot. Lot o' simpin' going on with this place.

But, for South Everett I guess this place is pretty cool. Standards typically ain't too high in Everett.

Girlfriend experiences yes. If you like running the train on your girlfriends.

By any standard definition Chloe and Sindy are at best solid 5's; and Chloe's breath smelled like dirty ass the one visit I had with her. Yes they give average GFE but they are still just 5's in the looks department. So which is it? Discounts-for-fictitious-rave-reviews or just haven't mongered in any other big city AMP market that doesn't suck tremendous balls (aka Seattle) and think a couple 5's providing average GFE is the pinnacle of all AMP experiences?

[SkeletonKey6]

Some folks just don't get it. These Shanghai girls are other worldly. I had Chloe and Sindy together Friday morning, and my wallet took a big hit too. Got to start pacing myself a bit better. My retirement reserves are going fast. But they're worth it and we only live once. Sindy and Chloe are only here one more week. I'm trying to scare up some more dough for one more round before they go.

By any standard definition Chloe and Sindy are at best solid 5's; and Chloe's breath smelled like dirty ass the one visit I had with her. Yes they give average GFE but they are still just 5's in the looks department. So which is it? Discounts-for-fictitious-rave-reviews or just haven't mongered in any other big city AMP market that doesn't suck tremendous balls (aka Seattle) and think a couple 5's providing average GFE is the pinnacle of all AMP experiences?