Massage Parlor Reports

[CBus1234]

And an April fools day to me. First time I was kinda disappointed in Billingsley. Wanted to go this week, to get Ella one last time before she left. Guess what? She's gone already. Two new ones came in Monday. I got pics, and picked the first one, who looked petite. She was the better of the two; the other pic was not filtered at all, and looked true to life, had a wide face. She did too, kinda, but the pic, if it was actually her, was a filtered version from prob 15 years ago. I mean, she was still cute and bubly. Japanese, shapely not that skinny, nice to hold on to, kkinda flabby soft real boobs went by Anko. Just came in this week, then at end of month, off to NY. Gave her house, and off the bat she said "no tip?" I said I'd give her tip later. My usual is 4 when she starts BJ so I can get BBBJ. I laid on stomach, and she massaged back a bit, nothing much, but she actully did al lthe way down to my feet. OTF, she took out oil. Wait, what? Is what I thought. I went with it, but then I knew it was not going my way, because she put oil on my guy, and then started stroking. I was like, shit, well BJ is out now. She started stroking, and I was praying that she wasn't trying to HE me. Rubbing and stroking while I felt her up her warm pussy. She slipped the condom on my dick without me even realizing, and then did RCG for a good amount of time, I think she got off as I had my thumb on her asshole. After coming she stopped for a second to catch a breath, and then laid down, saying she wanted to be fucked. She was moaning a lot, and seemed to be enjoying it, but then only after a little bit, was asking for me to cum. It was right then that I realized she was rushing me. I kept going, stretching out time, as those thick rubbers they have don't help much with feeling. Had her legs on my shoulders, and she kept up with the moaning and talk, telling me how good I was, and wanting me to cum. I gave in, pounding her hard. Afterwards, she laid down for a second next to me, and got up for cleanup. After cleanup, I asked her to lay down next to me. She laid her head on my chest for a couple minutes, and then looked up and said "please give me tip" I told her I usually mention the tip when she starts BJ. She said "I understand" and then got up. And I thought she was going to do a BJ. But she put on her bra and robe. I still jsut laid there, because I feel we barely hit 15 min. But she stood there in her robe, and said "I have other customer" so yeah, it was a rush job. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't rude anything, but it just left a bad taste in my mouth, and I didn't even get to DATY. Got dressed, and gave her my usual 4. Yeah, I could've just given her 2, but whatever. Live and learn. First ime here that I didn't get my standard BBBJ + FS for $$. Was in and out in 21 min. I know I'm not going back there again this month, I'll wait until May. Or maybe go down to Cincy. Will moss send pics if you ask? Maybe it's time to venture out to see what's good / young.

I thought the fee was all inclusive?

[BobRossX]

Went to Serene and drew NuNu, cute 20 something asian girl wearing leggings and a tiny tank top.

What proceeded was one of the weirdest massages I've ever had.

It was less of a massage, and more of her pressing on my skin.

She did this air / light touch portion where I think it was meant to be teasing, but she literally was barely touching me.

I went with it for about 10 minutes thinking it might go somewhere, it never did.

Wouldn't give an actual massage even after I made specific requests of where to rub.

Didn't want to be touched.

Finish was alright and then gave another subpar leg massage until I told her to stop and left early.

Would not recommend. Go to RL instead.

[BobRossX]

What is the damage for a visit with Kelly?

$250 last time I saw her.

[BobRossX]

Good report, agree with it all. Have seen her a few times, been atleast a yr since I saw her last. Sucks she only gave a BBBJ, she let me BBFSCIP due to the same "bring your own protection" rule that I didn't know about, not sure if I just had enough donation to convince her or what. It was pretty nice, every time I've seen her has been good, very playful, lets me snap a pic of cumming on her tits etc. But she's also crazy and haven't seen her in a while due to that. YMMV, but I just can't muster the courage to see her again given all her recent posts.

Yeah, first time seeing her I got BBFSCIP with no extra donation required. She just told me to put it in raw.

[Ref82]

What is the damage for a visit with Kelly?

I am like three reports behind, so I had better get to it: I have been interested in seeing Nurse Kelly for a while now, mainly because she claims to be a nudist, as am I, and thought we would click that way, as well as having a hell of a good time with her in a session. From other mongers' reports, I gathered that she is FS, gives a decent massage, and that she has a fantastic body. It has also been reported by many that she is rather verbose. For you guys unfamiliar with that word, it means to talk a lot. Well, no problem setting up appointment as I told her I would be driving up from down south and needed a concrete time slot, and it was easy to find her place. Okay. Verbose is a term that has been used that was rather mild in use. In Reality, I could literally not get a word in edge wise the moment she opened up the door. Attractive? Hell yes. Nice body? Some of the best tits I have seen on a girl. FYI, she is also shaven smooth. But verbose does not even cover it. It was so bad, that if I tried to talk, she just kept right on chattering as if I was not even there. She would even ask me a question, and then talked right over me as I tried to answer. She also had a rather annoying screeching laugh that. Let me put it this way; it sounded as if what she said combined with these screeching type of fake laughs, is part of a well rehearsed, well used script, that is only like that because she has done it so often with so many guys, that every guy hears the same thing. For at least the first time, I don't know about repeats. So is this a negative review? No. Her room is downstairs of her condo, and it was clean and had a great atmosphere. She has a banging body and likes to get naked quickly and disrobes with you. She gave a decent massage and likes to play. She does do full service, but I did not know I needed to bring my own jacket, so I only got BBBJ (to completion). She would have fucked if I had remembered that I had some covers in my car, but I was not about to get dressed and run outside just so I could get one. All pleasant. If you do not mind the constant chatter. The few times I was able to insert a statement or question, she did relate on a two way level, but it quickly went back to one way. She advertised on a few well known sites in the past, but not so much anymore, but if you put Nurse Kelly Columbus in a search, she'll come up. Will I repeat? Ehhhh. There's some other talent up there that I want to try first. I tried to encourage her to come out to my nudist club, and we'll see if that happens this summer (I doubt it). If nothing else, I can say she was one wild experience. https://nursekellyk.com.

Stay safe out there guys.

Nytehawk.

[KevBot1212]

Good report, agree with it all. Have seen her a few times, been atleast a yr since I saw her last. Sucks she only gave a BBBJ, she let me BBFSCIP due to the same "bring your own protection" rule that I didn't know about, not sure if I just had enough donation to convince her or what. It was pretty nice, every time I've seen her has been good, very playful, lets me snap a pic of cumming on her tits etc. But she's also crazy and haven't seen her in a while due to that. YMMV, but I just can't muster the courage to see her again given all her recent posts.

Her room is downstairs of her condo, and it was clean and had a great atmosphere. She has a banging body and likes to get naked quickly and disrobes with you. She gave a decent massage and likes to play. She does do full service, but I did not know I needed to bring my own jacket, so I only got BBBJ (to completion). She would have fucked if I had remembered that I had some covers in my car, but I was not about to get dressed and run outside just so I could get one. All pleasant. If you do not mind the constant chatter. The few times I was able to insert a statement or question, she did relate on a two way level, but it quickly went back to one way. She advertised on a few well known sites in the past, but not so much anymore, but if you put Nurse Kelly Columbus in a search, she'll come up. Will I repeat? Ehhhh. There's some other talent up there that I want to try first. I tried to encourage her to come out to my nudist club, and we'll see if that happens this summer (I doubt it). If nothing else, I can say she was one wild experience. https://nursekellyk.com.

Stay safe out there guys.

Nytehawk.

[OtraVez]

I get on STG every other day or so, to see who's posting for massage, filter by Asian (always on the lookout for korean), and it's always the usual suspects with the same filtered pics.

And then I saw this: https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...1/707851247135.

First off, the location is in Old North, just south of Glen Echo. In a house. With hours 7:30 am to midnight.

Second, the pics are. Good. LOL. That's a clue right there. And they all look like they're from a photoshoot. A quick reverse image search and bingo. All the pics are taken from a lilynah album of a korean model: https://www.4khd.com/2022/10/20/lily...r-shaany.html/.

Of course, I see this post right after reading about the sting at Polaris, the red flags practically jumped out at me. Be careful out there.

[NyteHawk]

I am like three reports behind, so I had better get to it: I have been interested in seeing Nurse Kelly for a while now, mainly because she claims to be a nudist, as am I, and thought we would click that way, as well as having a hell of a good time with her in a session. From other mongers' reports, I gathered that she is FS, gives a decent massage, and that she has a fantastic body. It has also been reported by many that she is rather verbose. For you guys unfamiliar with that word, it means to talk a lot. Well, no problem setting up appointment as I told her I would be driving up from down south and needed a concrete time slot, and it was easy to find her place. Okay. Verbose is a term that has been used that was rather mild in use. In Reality, I could literally not get a word in edge wise the moment she opened up the door. Attractive? Hell yes. Nice body? Some of the best tits I have seen on a girl. FYI, she is also shaven smooth. But verbose does not even cover it. It was so bad, that if I tried to talk, she just kept right on chattering as if I was not even there. She would even ask me a question, and then talked right over me as I tried to answer. She also had a rather annoying screeching laugh that. Let me put it this way; it sounded as if what she said combined with these screeching type of fake laughs, is part of a well rehearsed, well used script, that is only like that because she has done it so often with so many guys, that every guy hears the same thing. For at least the first time, I don't know about repeats. So is this a negative review? No. Her room is downstairs of her condo, and it was clean and had a great atmosphere. She has a banging body and likes to get naked quickly and disrobes with you. She gave a decent massage and likes to play. She does do full service, but I did not know I needed to bring my own jacket, so I only got BBBJ (to completion). She would have fucked if I had remembered that I had some covers in my car, but I was not about to get dressed and run outside just so I could get one. All pleasant. If you do not mind the constant chatter. The few times I was able to insert a statement or question, she did relate on a two way level, but it quickly went back to one way. She advertised on a few well known sites in the past, but not so much anymore, but if you put Nurse Kelly Columbus in a search, she'll come up. Will I repeat? Ehhhh. There's some other talent up there that I want to try first. I tried to encourage her to come out to my nudist club, and we'll see if that happens this summer (I doubt it). If nothing else, I can say she was one wild experience. https://nursekellyk.com.

Stay safe out there guys.

Nytehawk.

[OtraVez]

And an April fools day to me. First time I was kinda disappointed in Billingsley. Wanted to go this week, to get Ella one last time before she left. Guess what? She's gone already. Two new ones came in Monday. I got pics, and picked the first one, who looked petite. She was the better of the two; the other pic was not filtered at all, and looked true to life, had a wide face. She did too, kinda, but the pic, if it was actually her, was a filtered version from prob 15 years ago. I mean, she was still cute and bubly. Japanese, shapely not that skinny, nice to hold on to, kkinda flabby soft real boobs went by Anko. Just came in this week, then at end of month, off to NY. Gave her house, and off the bat she said "no tip?" I said I'd give her tip later. My usual is 4 when she starts BJ so I can get BBBJ. I laid on stomach, and she massaged back a bit, nothing much, but she actully did al lthe way down to my feet. OTF, she took out oil. Wait, what? Is what I thought. I went with it, but then I knew it was not going my way, because she put oil on my guy, and then started stroking. I was like, shit, well BJ is out now. She started stroking, and I was praying that she wasn't trying to HE me. Rubbing and stroking while I felt her up her warm pussy. She slipped the condom on my dick without me even realizing, and then did RCG for a good amount of time, I think she got off as I had my thumb on her asshole. After coming she stopped for a second to catch a breath, and then laid down, saying she wanted to be fucked. She was moaning a lot, and seemed to be enjoying it, but then only after a little bit, was asking for me to cum. It was right then that I realized she was rushing me. I kept going, stretching out time, as those thick rubbers they have don't help much with feeling. Had her legs on my shoulders, and she kept up with the moaning and talk, telling me how good I was, and wanting me to cum. I gave in, pounding her hard. Afterwards, she laid down for a second next to me, and got up for cleanup. After cleanup, I asked her to lay down next to me. She laid her head on my chest for a couple minutes, and then looked up and said "please give me tip" I told her I usually mention the tip when she starts BJ. She said "I understand" and then got up. And I thought she was going to do a BJ. But she put on her bra and robe. I still jsut laid there, because I feel we barely hit 15 min. But she stood there in her robe, and said "I have other customer" so yeah, it was a rush job. Don't get me wrong, she wasn't rude anything, but it just left a bad taste in my mouth, and I didn't even get to DATY. Got dressed, and gave her my usual 4. Yeah, I could've just given her 2, but whatever. Live and learn. First ime here that I didn't get my standard BBBJ + FS for $$. Was in and out in 21 min. I know I'm not going back there again this month, I'll wait until May. Or maybe go down to Cincy. Will moss send pics if you ask? Maybe it's time to venture out to see what's good / young.

[RickMann]

Letter was a plain white envelope with no return address, had a card inside with a QR code on it to watch a video about the guy on the cross next to Jesus.

It had nothing to do with what goes on here!

Only problem is getting a letter in the mail. WTF.

A lot of guys in the hobby carry.

[Ghana2016]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...d-s-40826.html

I recognize the pictures. She is real! She used to post years ago on back page. I know because of the tattoo going across her chest.

[ColsSubBoy]

Saw this place on Sawmill. Any info? I'm sure it's legit, but I thought I'd ask if anything is available. Thanks in advance.

[Minnanon]

Maybe we should get pictures of the Karen's in their SUVs and post them so their husbands can see what kind of wives they have. No guy want's his wife busting stranger's balls about a massage place rather than working or taking care of the home full time! You think women like that take care of their husband's needs? Doubt it. Post them up everywhere for mongers and husbands to see. Men of the world unite! .

Just get out of your car, make an obvious show of taking pix of them and their car. If you have an actual camera, instead of just a phone, even better. Make it very obvious you are shooting the vehicle plate as well as the occupants. Pull out a notebook and write some things down. Fake a phone call while you stand there and stare at them.

Most Jesus freaks are also paranoid conspiracy theorists. Yank their chains.

[Bazinga24]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...d-s-40826.html

[HookeDonkush]

That's not an overpay, 40 is the standard tip. But many places will do more teasing before the flip, I wouldn't like if they just went straight to the flip without any teasing. The teasing is the best part in my opinion. Between that and the lady being older and heavier, I'll probably pass on this place. Also if I paid for an hour I would at least want an actual massage not a foot rub LOL.

Yeah, it could have been better LOL but I still left happy just because it was a different experience but ill be looking for something better in the future, will have to do more research in here. Will have to keep myself under control tho, definitely a lot more expensive compared to the standard 20 + 5 for the walkers of the nutty north, I could buy a decent used car with the $ I've already spent on them smh.