Massage Parlor Reports

[FullJack]

Last was on the way back and went to Gulf coast on Caring way. I drew a 30's or 40's chick with big juggs and I said well this is probably the best I've seen today so I paid my half for fee and got a table shower and gave her 80 and she stripped and rubbed those big knockers all on mr happy and gave a pretty good handy. She offered CBJ and FS for additional promotional credits. I prolly over paid a little but like I said I can't do the bump and snuggle for a few weeks yet so it was fine for me (this time). It also traffic wise a damn nightmare going to PC so for me I will most likely not head south unless the reports are really good..

Did OP or any patron reading this happen to catch mama 30-40 yr old big knockers nick name?

[Member #7199]

Saw an ad on Bedpage stating MM is under new ownership. Would that mean Kim and Sally are gone? If they're not there anymore, does anyone know if they're still around anywhere else?

[Drakula]

Lucky you! I'm stopping at Walmart, Home Depot, Burger King, and RaceTrac (gas station). Good thing is that I get to "pack" lighter than you! LOL!

And the local sites. However some gems can be found wandering the local haunts. Esp. In the parking lot of the North Fort Myers WalMart. There are so many 7-11 stores, which are the "main" stores for many items, including undersized items that are applied at the AMP and beauties coming in and out who don't see us a lecherous old surg tech or pool boys. Anyway it is not necessary to pack heavy because it is so F-ing hot! Presently high 30's Centigrade during the day. All the creatures come out at night unless a gem is found at the 7-11. Drak.

[Dr Willy]

(...) Stopping in Istanbul, Doha, Kobuchiko or Singapore (lesser) could be educational. Fwiw. Drak.

Lucky you! I'm stopping at Walmart, Home Depot, Burger King, and RaceTrac (gas station). Good thing is that I get to "pack" lighter than you! LOL!

[Drakula]

Well done. I wish you well dr Drak as you embark on this epic trek, I'd say YOLO money well spent you deserve it. Sounds like a solid arbitrage. The high quality talent and experience at those fair prices. The way it should be. Until you return we will live vicariously through you and look forward to your stories that became under the red lights. P. S be sure to guide your surg tech to avert any lady boy experience. You know how excited he can get.

Checks "humans of asia" on Youtu. Todays post 8:12 length at 4:00. We have met her and wholeheartedly know every inch. Too bad the international SG isn't active to any extent. Stopping in Istanbul, Doha, Kobuchiko or Singapore (lesser) could be educational. Fwiw. Drak. Thanks for the words!

[FullJack]

Jack you are spot on. Wish you well on adventures while my surg tech and I divert to the Land of Smiles very soon. Drak. Oh, expensive to travel but $300 thai baht (7-8 USD) every day is a joy to be hold.

Well done. I wish you well dr Drak as you embark on this epic trek, I'd say YOLO money well spent you deserve it. Sounds like a solid arbitrage. The high quality talent and experience at those fair prices. The way it should be. Until you return we will live vicariously through you and look forward to your stories that became under the red lights. P. S be sure to guide your surg tech to avert any lady boy experience. You know how excited he can get.

[RavenousRick]

Was in PC for an appointment. Was in the mood for a handy, I had some surgery recently so L3 off the menu for me for a while. Let me just say the prices are lower in PC, but the quality of the gals is subpar. I popped into 4 spas. Pink rose was closed and two girls out front. They said waiting on a key (OK). What was nice is that I saw both of them and neither were of any interest to me.

Headed to Massage Taichi and again both gals were older and flabbyer than I like. Next was Lotus and it was a nope for me as well older lady I would guess 60's, nice enough but not my type.

Last was on the way back and went to Gulf coast on Caring way. I drew a 30's or 40's chick with big juggs and I said well this is probably the best I've seen today so I paid my half for fee and got a table shower and gave her 80 and she stripped and rubbed those big knockers all on mr happy and gave a pretty good handy. She offered CBJ and FS for additional promotional credits. I prolly over paid a little but like I said I can't do the bump and snuggle for a few weeks yet so it was fine for me (this time). It also traffic wise a damn nightmare going to PC so for me I will most likely not head south unless the reports are really good.

On a side note regarding Sarasota, Barbara everybody's favorite was at Blue Ocean 2 weeks ago on a Tuesday according to good sources. She may be gone now. Also, the there spas Blue Ocean (Bee Ridge), zHixiang (Baywood) and Asian Body (mead) were previously owned by the same Mamasan. That is no longer the case and all have new owners. So likely don't expect your favorite gal to rotate there anymore. This info was passed to me from a pal who saw Barbara and this is the info she gave to him. Its a report of what was heard, the disclaimer it that this is a forum to share info, but I can't swear to the accuracy.

Thanks for the info!!

I have not been impressed with the PC spas recently. I have been to Pink, and Gulf Coast and both were nothing special. Gulf Coast was hot last year, but something happened to it so I have stayed away. I have my sights set on Eastern Spa. The piggy bank is just about full again and I hear that Lucky will be making a return. It appears everything is lining up. I am curious about their menu. It lists a 90 minute option for $. 3 Has anyone opted for this? I cannot imagine being able to drag out an encounter for a full hour and a half without multiple pops or providers being involved and I am sure that it would up what they are looking for tip wise.

I will come prepared to spend money on a second lady, if one is offered like it has been for others, or a second pop perhaps. Also never had to opportunity to try greek, maybe that can be had for a little extra. We shall see once I can confirm that Lucky is back and I can schedule a "fishing trip".

Rick.

[RickStorm2019]

Hey fellas, I was in ORL last week and kept seeing reports on their board of a hottie named Lucky with a gorgeous face, killer body and great performance reviews at a spa called Just Relax. I called ahead to make sure she was there, and I had a delightful 1 hr with her. Incredible body, playful and sexy as hell. Light FK, DATY, BBBJ and CFS, really spectacular service. We chatted afterwards and she confirmed she was in SRQ back in Dec and she's due to rotate back to Eastern at the end of this month / early April. I have to say the talent at this spa was really top notch, Lucky introduced me to all her friends and now I'm trying to make up an excuse to drive back over.

Best talent I've had in the hobby, can't wait til she comes back here! 9. 5/10.

[Slammer333]

Was in PC for an appointment. Was in the mood for a handy, I had some surgery recently so L3 off the menu for me for a while. Let me just say the prices are lower in PC, but the quality of the gals is subpar. I popped into 4 spas. Pink rose was closed and two girls out front. They said waiting on a key (OK). What was nice is that I saw both of them and neither were of any interest to me.

Headed to Massage Taichi and again both gals were older and flabbyer than I like. Next was Lotus and it was a nope for me as well older lady I would guess 60's, nice enough but not my type.

Last was on the way back and went to Gulf coast on Caring way. I drew a 30's or 40's chick with big juggs and I said well this is probably the best I've seen today so I paid my half for fee and got a table shower and gave her 80 and she stripped and rubbed those big knockers all on mr happy and gave a pretty good handy. She offered CBJ and FS for additional promotional credits. I prolly over paid a little but like I said I can't do the bump and snuggle for a few weeks yet so it was fine for me (this time). It also traffic wise a damn nightmare going to PC so for me I will most likely not head south unless the reports are really good.

On a side note regarding Sarasota, Barbara everybody's favorite was at Blue Ocean 2 weeks ago on a Tuesday according to good sources. She may be gone now. Also, the there spas Blue Ocean (Bee Ridge), zHixiang (Baywood) and Asian Body (mead) were previously owned by the same Mamasan. That is no longer the case and all have new owners. So likely don't expect your favorite gal to rotate there anymore. This info was passed to me from a pal who saw Barbara and this is the info she gave to him. Its a report of what was heard, the disclaimer it that this is a forum to share info, but I can't swear to the accuracy.

It should be interesting to see which girls go to which shop. In my opinion Zhi and BO got the better allocation of talent, maybe due to proximity to $ara $ota. Just a guess.

[YellowJacket]

Was in PC for an appointment. Was in the mood for a handy, I had some surgery recently so L3 off the menu for me for a while. Let me just say the prices are lower in PC, but the quality of the gals is subpar. I popped into 4 spas. Pink rose was closed and two girls out front. They said waiting on a key (OK). What was nice is that I saw both of them and neither were of any interest to me.

Headed to Massage Taichi and again both gals were older and flabbyer than I like. Next was Lotus and it was a nope for me as well older lady I would guess 60's, nice enough but not my type.

Last was on the way back and went to Gulf coast on Caring way. I drew a 30's or 40's chick with big juggs and I said well this is probably the best I've seen today so I paid my half for fee and got a table shower and gave her 80 and she stripped and rubbed those big knockers all on mr happy and gave a pretty good handy. She offered CBJ and FS for additional promotional credits. I prolly over paid a little but like I said I can't do the bump and snuggle for a few weeks yet so it was fine for me (this time). It also traffic wise a damn nightmare going to PC so for me I will most likely not head south unless the reports are really good.

On a side note regarding Sarasota, Barbara everybody's favorite was at Blue Ocean 2 weeks ago on a Tuesday according to good sources. She may be gone now. Also, the there spas Blue Ocean (Bee Ridge), zHixiang (Baywood) and Asian Body (mead) were previously owned by the same Mamasan. That is no longer the case and all have new owners. So likely don't expect your favorite gal to rotate there anymore. This info was passed to me from a pal who saw Barbara and this is the info she gave to him. Its a report of what was heard, the disclaimer it that this is a forum to share info, but I can't swear to the accuracy.

[Drakula]

The older experienced massage tech in yoga or sweat pants does not have the desire to complete the procedure and only desire to return back to her Amazon shopping cart holding black sesame seed. Fwiw, Long was a world renowned proctologist in his day and he recently described to me a situation where he had regularly visited a matron (it was for a season during a locum assignment). The mamastron whom lived admist her filth at the value Jack shanty shack had her subconscious ego tickled by simply guessing her age wrong by 35 years on google translate every single visit. All of this led to extra time and advanced L1 techniques being given to him by a simple charm that could be used on any massage tech. One good point he made was you notice the younger L3 providers often have fancy gel nails while the matron that transitioned off L3 have neatly trimmed short nails, so to exercise this technique of entering the anorectal sphincter to access this para rectal gland for stimulation for quick release and water bottle handoff. One will know they mean serious business if inherently they place a small towel under a patrons bottocks before proceeding with the dirty deed done cheap.

Jack you are spot on. Wish you well on adventures while my surg tech and I divert to the Land of Smiles very soon. Drak. Oh, expensive to travel but $300 thai baht (7-8 USD) every day is a joy to be hold.

[FullJack]

An older experienced massage tech in yoga or sweat pants doesn't have a desire to complete the procedure. Fwiw. Drak. Some do know how to massage the para-rectal gland though. They learn doing transition from L3 lady to a matron overseeing operations.

The older experienced massage tech in yoga or sweat pants does not have the desire to complete the procedure and only desire to return back to her Amazon shopping cart holding black sesame seed. Fwiw, Long was a world renowned proctologist in his day and he recently described to me a situation where he had regularly visited a matron (it was for a season during a locum assignment). The mamastron whom lived admist her filth at the value Jack shanty shack had her subconscious ego tickled by simply guessing her age wrong by 35 years on google translate every single visit. All of this led to extra time and advanced L1 techniques being given to him by a simple charm that could be used on any massage tech. One good point he made was you notice the younger L3 providers often have fancy gel nails while the matron that transitioned off L3 have neatly trimmed short nails, so to exercise this technique of entering the anorectal sphincter to access this para rectal gland for stimulation for quick release and water bottle handoff. One will know they mean serious business if inherently they place a small towel under a patrons bottocks before proceeding with the dirty deed done cheap.

[LoneSom]

Thanks for the info. Didn't know that was there but I mostly drive by and if I do I only go to HF. Didn't see anything there at all.

So it was $.2 if I'm translating that right for 1 hour? Also age estimate? Wearing anything nice? Thanks!

Yes it was one Full hour. The ladies were dressed sexy but not slutty. They do legit massage's also. My guess is one lady was in her 30's other 40's My Lady let me roam where ever I wanted. She was smooth shaved. Once again. Full service is not on the menu.

[Cat1226]

What are the best places to get a nude massage in Sarasota.

Nuru?

[Drakula]

Yeah long is ok and the Surg tech finally got some time off? Good for him. Like the medical haunt up in the buckeye reminds one of a nearby med haunt off of and. Florida Ave suitcase city. Go figure named Asian Massage. Seen residents, fellows and first assistants walking about when I was walking in. Geri China lady Li answers often ramen noodled up matching 90's style Salvation Army sweat pants and sweat shirt. Should be named Value city Jack shack are Us. 45 for the half, including the water bottle. Can request to sit on couch during it. Or same tokens for 15 min bath only and water bottle. No up charge green dial dish soap that is utilized as the friction modifier in the quest to obtain the water bottle. Legend has the villager China lady they blow air after a series of lost translations " Blow Job" "Job Blow" or maybe it serves a purpose to cool the meat stick from the extreme sheering pressure that occurs when they open it up and tach it out. Another younger 40's China lady works there with coke bottle glasses and what appears to be a decent natural rack. Never been able to be serviced by her. Grandma says she is Christian. Only grandma does the dirty deeds.

An older experienced massage tech in yoga or sweat pants doesn't have a desire to complete the procedure. Fwiw. Drak. Some do know how to massage the para-rectal gland though. They learn doing transition from L3 lady to a matron overseeing operations.