Escort Reports

[LowerBackPain]

Having difficulty getting in to see Tyson's providers Helen and Cake. I wonder if they read the Forum, I hear many of them do. The next time one you see her, in passing and just as you're about to leave, ask if you can send a friend. She may even offer you a finders or reference discount on your next visit.

I actually reached out to her twice last week and got no response. Ended up visiting Helen for a very enjoyable experience. BTW, Helen and her roommate (another provider, but no FS) will be moving into a 2-BR place next week (same building).

[SumphknFool]

For those of you who haven't been f'd over by Brooklynn, it appears she's back on the scene in Fredrick, MD.

[MakeMKum]

Same here KIT, but my experiences have all been on the AMP side of the hobby. My preference is for the older ladies, but those that are still thin and with natural (unenhanced) boobs. My primary (and the oldest I've encountered) is Ruby at LavenderSpa off Braddock and Duke Streets in Alexandria.

Kindly message me any others that you come across (either escort or AMP provider).

Play safe.

I realize this post is dated but I too prefer the older providers. I've experienced the PM and HJ from TK Tina. Went to see the other Tina but the Spa has since changed ownership. I hear this Ruby is at Lavender and one other Spa at times. I'm coming up from Stafford. Do you know if Ruby is still around? Either Lavender or the other spa?

[BrickMane]

Does the LCS that operates out of Fairfax, offer BBFS? Or it was just the a specific girl at the time, just wondering?

[Condone]

Monica has been in Tampa for a few months, not sure when or if she plans to return.

Does she have a x account?

[Harold Myers]

Maybe it was just me but pretty Mya did my CBJ for 40, every time we met. No rush.

I never banged her. I always wanted to try Greek though. But her body was built too much like a fullback for me. But the mouth love she gave was always decent. She made sure that skeeted in the bag every time.

My only go too's were Monica, Brooklyn, and Pretty Mya.

Would like CIM or facial for sub 120..

[JackGolfer53]

Not sure that is correct FS was on the table for both of them.

Helen did tell me about the pending move.

[JackGolfer53]

I actually reached out to her twice last week and got no response. Ended up visiting Helen for a very enjoyable experience. BTW, Helen and her roommate (another provider, but no FS) will be moving into a 2-BR place next week (same building).

Not sure that is correct FS was on the table for both of them.

[DatDude1206]

Monica has been in Tampa for a few months, not sure when or if she plans to return.

I don't think Monica is coming back. And Pretty Mya has relocated with her new man. Brooklyn spent some time on "vacation" I think, but she had screwed some folks over too prior to her going away.

Now if you can catch up with Michelle you’ll be in luck. I’m not sure she’s taking new clients though. She’s the real throat goat of the area now.

[BBanks5275]

My only go too's were Monica, Brooklyn, and Pretty Mya.

Would like CIM or facial for sub 120.

-ShadowKnight.

Monica has been in Tampa for a few months, not sure when or if she plans to return.

[ShadowKnight]

My only go too's were Monica, Brooklyn, and Pretty Mya.

Would like CIM or facial for sub 120.

-ShadowKnight.

[MikeWhiskey]

Anyone spend time with Joyce recently?

Usually she is pretty responsive, wondering if she has a new number, the last 4 I am using is 4075.

She's on vacation right now, not sure when she will return.

[Ranger Boats]

Anyone spend time with Joyce recently?

Usually she is pretty responsive, wondering if she has a new number, the last 4 I am using is 4075.

I actually reached out to her twice last week and got no response. Ended up visiting Helen for a very enjoyable experience. BTW, Helen and her roommate (another provider, but no FS) will be moving into a 2-BR place next week (same building).

[BBanks5275]

Anyone spend time with Joyce recently?

Usually she is pretty responsive, wondering if she has a new number, the last 4 I am using is 4075.

[Tom McAn]

When is the age difference too much?

Should an old boomer forego having a drop dead gorgeous Z on his arm?

How do I escape possible addiction?

Or should I just ride the whirlwind until it collapses?

The answers will be moot if she never shows up / answers again.

Honestly, that depends on each of us and our tastes, preferences, family dynamics, and other considerations. To each his own.

The typical 18-year-old woman in our modern culture, besides being legal, is probably not a virgin. Still, her experience is likely limited to young teenage men trying to imitate the porn actors banging porn actresses on the videos they watch. That doesn't always work out well in real life.

As far as providers, I prefer women with some experience. I want someone who knows what she's doing. However, I'm also hesitant to meet up with providers who are young enough that I could be their grandfather. That's not my cup of tea, so to speak. Some of the best experiences I've had in the hobby were with providers in their 30's and 40's who know how to please a man, and who were also decent human beings. Those experiences were also mutually pleasing; I enjoyed pleasuring them as much as they pleasured me. But those experiences never carried over into real life.

In real life, I made the mistake of dating two providers. Fellow mongers, take my advice: you don't want to do that.

The greatest age gap I've had in any of my real-life relationships was 11 years, and both of us were grown-ass adults. Maybe a few years extra would be OK now, but I want a real-life girlfriend with plenty of maturity. Also, there's something to be said about having a partner who doesn't consider Vietnam, Watergate, stagflation, or some of the other experiences of my teen years and young adulthood to be ancient history.

I have a slightly younger cousin whose oldest grandson is in his mid 20's. Bringing a girlfriend his age or younger to a family gathering would cause some consternation, at least among my relatives. That's another reason I want to keep age gaps reasonable in real life.

All that and a few dollars will buy you coffee at a convenience store, maybe a little more at a coffee shop. But those are my thoughts on the matter.