Escort Reports

**OldBoomer** · 03-22-24 19:07

When is a dream too crazy?

After perhaps too much sensory starvation induced sleep, a dream may have happened a bridge too far (youngsters look up the movie) and I find myself on the far side of the river Styx with common sense retreating without me.

FIRST Do not bother asking me for names or numbers. For now this dream is not reachable even by old boomers.

In this dream, an old boomer meets up with a Z generation low volume provider. The first dream visit was extremely good. The menu was limited and safe, but the body was the best dream I have been with in 10 years. After festivities, we had a long talk about the business. I managed to stay away two weeks.

The second visit was scheduled easily and in a most friendly way. As the fog of dreamworld began, a call came asking to bring wine. Easily done. What followed was a full on GFE. Pick from this menu of everything you have ever done with a woman including: . Censored. I dreamt all this and more, well no back door, but that too was well viewed.

Cool down, shower together, nice talk, let's do lunch. It is a lot of fun for an old boomer to dream of helping a beautiful Z dress. Especially if she has had a few glasses of wine (or was the bottle empty?) and no underwear.

The dress was tight but the headlights kept slipping out. Do you get the sense that there was some crazy going on here?

Lunch at a nice place. Frowns by women, jaw drops by men. Dam this dream woman was good looking. Great lunch, easy talk, a short shopping stop (she bought things not me) back to the room for desert. It was a sweet hard candy dessert with a booty view and my favorite finish. Let's just say there was nothing left to clean up.

Ok here are the question fellow mongers.

When is the age difference too much?

Should an old boomer forego having a drop dead gorgeous Z on his arm?

How do I escape possible addiction?

Or should I just ride the whirlwind until it collapses?

The answers will be moot if she never shows up / answers again.

Oldboomer.

Away until next week.

**Hifly21** · 03-22-24 15:01

Originally Posted by Zimmer8 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited with Skye Lopez? She is visiting my area soon and want to make sure she is legit.

https://tryst.link/escort/skyelopez

Thanks for the help!

I'm confident she's just funneling traffic to her onlyfans. She's never responded to a text, direct message or even Instagram dm.

**Zimmer8** · 03-22-24 12:12

Anyone seen Becca Banks? I did a search but came up empty.

https://tryst.link/escort/yourultimaterelaxationexpert

**JmSuttr** · 03-21-24 17:09

Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]

Anyone try this challenge? Seems too good to be true.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...inia/166806591

She seems to have spent quite a bit of time in that part of the DMV.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7575358024/1

**JmSuttr** · 03-21-24 16:50

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Anyone try this LCS? Trying to get away from the Anjoy Sexil group, hoping this one has a decent rotation. Also hoping it's not LE. Any other recommendations for Chantilly or surrounding? Not interested in AMP's but ACS's will work as well.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/166820275

A check of their posting history shows ads going back for quite a spell:

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/9342278477/1

LE has no need to run ads for long periods of time. In fact, that'd be a pain for them to maintain as they'd have to answer the phone and respond to clients for as long as the ad was up. It's far easier for them to throw up an ad on the day of their planned sting and just reel in as many fish as they can catch on that one day. There's no upside reward for a longer duration or for making things more complicated.

In fact, one of my primary criteria for whether it's safe or not to visit a provider is her ad posting history. There are many "early adopter" mongers who like to jump on new providers as soon as their ad appears. IMO, that's a recipe for getting caught up in a sting.

P.S. For those who haven't used EscortBabylon for this purpose, here are the steps:

Click on the ad, scroll down and click on "More Pics & Reviews," click on "Old Posts" at the top of the page.

Another way is to search for the phone number on the SumoSearch main page:

https://sumosear.ch/

Brand new ads, or ads with a very limited history, are a hard pass for me. And I especially avoid any that try to entice with phrases like "only here for one night," or similar. LE certainly knows all the tricks when it comes to getting horny mongers to pull the trigger.

**ShadowKnight** · 03-21-24 15:39

Anyone try this challenge? Seems too good to be true.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...inia/166806591

**FatWhiteGuy** · 03-21-24 15:02

Originally Posted by Zimmer8 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited with Skye Lopez? She is visiting my area soon and want to make sure she is legit.

https://tryst.link/escort/skyelopez

Thanks for the help!

I think she's full of crap. Never replied to texts, IG's and she was even on SDM. Got nothin from her. She just likes to shake her awesome tits on camera for money like all the other dumb attention seeking hoors. Her price is perfect tho but I don't have the time to deal with teens anymore. GoodLuck.

**ShadowKnight** · 03-21-24 14:07

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Anyone try this LCS? Trying to get away from the Anjoy Sexil group, hoping this one has a decent rotation. Also hoping it's not LE. Any other recommendations for Chantilly or surrounding? Not interested in AMP's but ACS's will work as well.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/166820275

I've been to chantilly location and 3/4 times pics were accurate. Wendy's pics were fake. Carolina, Andrea, and Barby were accurate. Others have complained about other girls.

60 for qv, all covered.

-ShadowKnight.

**Arturo703** · 03-21-24 12:27

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Anyone try this LCS? Trying to get away from the Anjoy Sexil group, hoping this one has a decent rotation. Also hoping it's not LE. Any other recommendations for Chantilly or surrounding? Not interested in AMP's but ACS's will work as well.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/166820275

Its legit, standard hotel place. Typical rates of LCS. Pics are real, just be sure to mention name of whom you want to visit.

Enjoy!!

**VaPlay** · 03-21-24 09:55

Anyone try this LCS? Trying to get away from the Anjoy Sexil group, hoping this one has a decent rotation. Also hoping it's not LE. Any other recommendations for Chantilly or surrounding? Not interested in AMP's but ACS's will work as well.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/166820275

**Zimmer8** · 03-21-24 09:22

Has anyone visited with Skye Lopez? She is visiting my area soon and want to make sure she is legit.

https://tryst.link/escort/skyelopez

Thanks for the help!

**JmSuttr** · 03-20-24 20:57

Originally Posted by PoonLick [View Original Post]

Wow, I just saw the comments, man you guys are something else. What are you guys, skip tracers or something?

Anyhow, Crystal is an independent who travels to different markets on both coasts. She will be in town only for a few more days. She is legit in contrast to all the speculation and false info posted recently. You guys are conspiracy theorists or something.

Crystal is a sweet girl who happens to be well endowed or gifted naturally up top. Definitely worthwhile.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/femalees.../23180764.html

CubeBrick posted a review of 'Myly' in the Sacramento forum on Jan 24. His very next post, in ANY forum, was a review of 'Crystal' in this forum on March 17.

I posted links to both ads, which are identical (same pics, same phone), except for the name. The reasonable question to CubeBrick, as yet unanswered, is whether Myly and Crystal are the same provider, or two different providers.

It seems strange that someone would post a report here without saying something like "I've seen her before in CA, using a different name, but still a good time," or something similar. I don't know how things work in the CA forums in which you and CubeBrick hang out, but here in NOVA we generally like to verify things as much as possible.

Also, in 20+ years of hobbying I've seen pretty much every variation of ACS ads imaginable. And the ad for Myly aka Crystal has all the earmarks of such an ad. Independent providers just do things differently and, as I've stated more than once, I highly doubt that Crystal-Myly is an independent. That doesn't mean she's not worth a visit, it just means that ACS protocols and cautions probably apply.

P.S. The same ad has also used the name Jennifer, so that's another item for consideration. Reputable independent providers don't switch names for no reason, even when changing location. In fact, if they have a reputation for excellent service that's an incentive to keep using the same name, isn't it? It's also not a conspiracy to look at an unusual set of facts and ask a reasonable question. If the same monger has seen the provider from the same ad, under two different names, and on both the West and East coast, why can't he simply say if it's the same girl? That's not a heavy lift, is it?

P. P.S. Just did another search and found yet another name, 'Susie,' with the same phone but a different set of pics. That just muddies the water a bit more, wouldn't you say? And I also noticed that the name Jennifer was used in one of the ads for a Woodbridge location, so the idea that she might be using a name in different markets doesn't hold water. All of this makes perfect sense in an ACS context, but makes no sense for an independent. Also, I never claimed she wasn't legit, as I've seen some ACS gems in my time. And, if you're asserting that anything I've posted is false, it's incumbent on you to back that up with verifiable facts.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/n...rvice/62613870

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/n...-best/63261572

**KidFarian** · 03-20-24 15:36

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

Where in TC is Apple the Throat Goat??

I'm trying to secure for now, but she's really hard to get in contact with. If there's any other recommendations for a good throat check, please let me know.

Kid.

**Condone** · 03-20-24 15:35

Originally Posted by CubeBrick [View Original Post]

Crystal is a nice girl next door type with nice skin and great natural rack. She actually does provide a nice massage in addition to the very nice erotic services.

She has good hygiene and I noticed no sign of smoking, alcohol or drug use either. She wears a cute little negligee when she massages, and the upper part cannot even hold in boobs.

I immediately got horny with the gif. Are you sure she looks like that? I think it's all fake but I don't care if she has that nice tear drop set. Is she looking so that beautiful?

**Adam2238** · 03-20-24 14:41

Decided to try Anjoy latinas out from LC, decided on Maria. I've had some wonderful meetups in the past and some not so good, but this was by far the worst. Horrible attitude, tons of restrictions and of course looked way worse in person. I'll still try other Anjoy, but steer clear of this waste of money.