Strip Club Reports

[Marelobo Mex]

In terms of skills, Destiny has got it all. Tons of curves in all the right places, CBJ with some DT tossed in for good measure and she can ride dick like a pro. After a few songs, I busted in the bag, cleaned myself up and got back to my hotel for the night. All in all, I really like BT's out of all the clubs in the area. Yes, is it a bit pricy (especially when you factor cover charge, valet and drinks)? Yes, but I'm also a firm believer in you get what you pay for. Have fun and stay safe gents!

Thanks LID,

Good report, I enjoyed reading it.

MM.

[Simp5050]

I've seen this ad for a while and her IG looks legit.

Where does she work?

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[LostInDetroit]

So I was in the area for business a few nights back and decided to hit up BT's to see what the weekday night talent was looking like. Note that this was a Monday night at about 8:00 pm and I honestly wasn't expecting too much in terms of wide variety of girls. Surprised to find about 15-20 girls working the night shift and a good majority of them were very cute. Sadly, since the customer count wasn't that high which meant that girls were either A hanging around a table by themselves texting their regulars to come in or B constantly asking every customer in the bar for dances (in some cases to a pretty annoying degree). Parked valet and took a seat at one of the tables by the stage. Credit where it's due, BT's is still a good looking club (even though it hasn't been updated in quite some time). Tons of big screen TV's, nice looking stage and lighting and isn't clouded with a ton of cigarette smoke (like other clubs in the area). My only gripe (if there is one to be had) is that if you don't like hip-hop 24/7 this might not be your club. Nothing against the genre (I personally love it), but damn. Some variety would be nice.

Anyways, a cute mixed AA girl named Destiny (at least I think that's what her name was) sits down with me. Tells me she's visiting friends up here for a few weeks and is originally living in some small town in Texas that she's planning on going back to in a couple of week. I buy her a shot and we make some small talk while I finished up my drink. Conversationally she's very flirty and then after a few minutes she's like "how about we hit the VIP and you can show me what you got". I give her a quick glance and ask how much. She says 3 for everything and no song count. I counter with 250 and she laughs and says "Hey, you can't blame a girl for trying". I'd bet if I negotiated a bit harder, I probably could have gotten her down to 2 easily. But hey, big head talking and all that. Paid 20 to the VIP goon and we get to a room.

In terms of skills, Destiny has got it all. Tons of curves in all the right places, CBJ with some DT tossed in for good measure and she can ride dick like a pro. After a few songs, I busted in the bag, cleaned myself up and got back to my hotel for the night. All in all, I really like BT's out of all the clubs in the area. Yes, is it a bit pricy (especially when you factor cover charge, valet and drinks)? Yes, but I'm also a firm believer in you get what you pay for. Have fun and stay safe gents!

[Pinhead Larry]

Great report. But such a sad situation. Wow, we loved Coli. Although the Inkster clubs are just minutes away, going Coli was always special. Place jammed too, always awesome talent, and services were available. Penthouse was closer for us, and also a great 8 Mile club, but wow, services were blatantly on the table. Not surprised it was closed. And I guess now, once and for all.

Didn't PENTHOUSE reopen as ELYSIUM? Though I've been once since the reopening and it was dead af on a Thursday night, 3 dancers and 2 other customers. One dancer immediately approached me, a beautiful AA spinner with a diamond necklace spelling Precious or something similar, she offered an overnight date for 1000.00 to which I respectfully declined. Another dancer had no intention of doing anything besides sitting in the booth with another customer, even after I tipped her a bunch on stage. &the third dancer was drunk at the bar.

This was the best place though, large variety of beautiful women, even girls with crazy-colored hair, like slender Lucy or there was this spinner named Macy who was always offering threesomes with a different partner every time. She moved to Vegas along with a lot of the other top talent from those days. / rambling.

[Pinhead Larry]

The Wing Man and I decided to do an 8 mile tour for the sake of nostalgia. The TLDR: is if you are looking for extras best spend the extra gas and head to the Cricket..
...Sorry I don't have much better news to report but the 8 mile scene, at least on day shift, is pretty dismal.

Regardless of how dead the clubs were, its a fun day when you got a wingman! Appreciate you TOFTT; I didn't realize the new Tycoon's was open so that's cool to hear. I used to frequent coli's & players for lunch and I felt like every other week some girl from the burbs, who is currently in-between boyfriends and needs money for whatever upcoming festival / concert, decides stripping will be a lucrative career, thinking all she has to do is wear some lingerie and men will show up to empty their wallets.

[Lamarr]

The Wing Man and I decided to do an 8 mile tour for the sake of nostalgia. The TLDR: is if you are looking for extras best spend the extra gas and head to the Cricket.

This was a mid week day shift run so here goes:

TRUMPPS: Nice looking club. Its the sister club to Coli, both owned by Subi. Beers were $7. 75. They had three peelers working: One stunning white girl with large cans, one AA spinner, one mixed. The VIP room is upstairs and looks remote enough that some fun could happen. The spinner I was talking to said they were all "good girls" so nothing was happening. CENTERFOLD: This place is like a time capsule, it always looks exactly the same. Pia is still bartending, $7 beers, only $2 to get in no valet. They had 5 girls working, all white, all good looking. With only 1 other customer in the place I would think the girls time would be better spent standing behind the cash register at Dollar General? We didn't venture upstairs so I'm sure the situation is the same, sharing the room with the DJ. I have read a report where the DJ will scram if you tip him but I've never tried it. COLISEUM: The king of the Strip. Nicest looking club in Detroit in my opinion. Beers were $7. 75, pretty much devoid of customers, as per usual. Chelsea the GILF was there and if you like that sort of thing she is excellent. They had 3 other white girls which would have been perfect if you were looking for an offensive line for your powder puff football team. I don't get why the girls working at Centerfolds don't come here they would do alot better? For old time sake we had to try the new TYCOONS: $10 valet pay up front (ouch). The doorman greeted us warmly and shook our hands. One guy's sitting at the bar eating. Seven bored strippers also hanging around the bar. The Wing Man and I were the only other white people in the bar, which is cool we like the Pantheon. A Tito's was $19 (ouch) and a beer $9 (ouch). The club looks great inside, the old VIP is gone replaced by a long bench with a couple of tables in front of it. Since this is wide open by the bathroom I'm guessing no extras are happening. After all the excitement we decided to ditch Players but I'm pretty sure that hasn't changed much. Sorry I don't have much better news to report but the 8 mile scene, at least on day shift, is pretty dismal.

Great report. But such a sad situation. Wow, we loved Coli. Although the Inkster clubs are just minutes away, going Coli was always special. Place jammed too, always awesome talent, and services were available. Penthouse was closer for us, and also a great 8 Mile club, but wow, services were blatantly on the table. Not surprised it was closed. And I guess now, once and for all.

[Rg0794]

Who is everyone's go to for a big tit dancer? Looking to make a trip to run into some busty dancers this weekend! Thanks in advance.

[BobbieBoucher]

The Wing Man and I decided to do an 8 mile tour for the sake of nostalgia. The TLDR: is if you are looking for extras best spend the extra gas and head to the Cricket.

This was a mid week day shift run so here goes:

TRUMPPS: Nice looking club. Its the sister club to Coli, both owned by Subi. Beers were $7. 75. They had three peelers working: One stunning white girl with large cans, one AA spinner, one mixed. The VIP room is upstairs and looks remote enough that some fun could happen. The spinner I was talking to said they were all "good girls" so nothing was happening. CENTERFOLD: This place is like a time capsule, it always looks exactly the same. Pia is still bartending, $7 beers, only $2 to get in no valet. They had 5 girls working, all white, all good looking. With only 1 other customer in the place I would think the girls time would be better spent standing behind the cash register at Dollar General? We didn't venture upstairs so I'm sure the situation is the same, sharing the room with the DJ. I have read a report where the DJ will scram if you tip him but I've never tried it. COLISEUM: The king of the Strip. Nicest looking club in Detroit in my opinion. Beers were $7. 75, pretty much devoid of customers, as per usual. Chelsea the GILF was there and if you like that sort of thing she is excellent. They had 3 other white girls which would have been perfect if you were looking for an offensive line for your powder puff football team. I don't get why the girls working at Centerfolds don't come here they would do alot better? For old time sake we had to try the new TYCOONS: $10 valet pay up front (ouch). The doorman greeted us warmly and shook our hands. One guy's sitting at the bar eating. Seven bored strippers also hanging around the bar. The Wing Man and I were the only other white people in the bar, which is cool we like the Pantheon. A Tito's was $19 (ouch) and a beer $9 (ouch). The club looks great inside, the old VIP is gone replaced by a long bench with a couple of tables in front of it. Since this is wide open by the bathroom I'm guessing no extras are happening. After all the excitement we decided to ditch Players but I'm pretty sure that hasn't changed much. Sorry I don't have much better news to report but the 8 mile scene, at least on day shift, is pretty dismal.

[Chimil Detin]

I was going to head out tonight to see Lexi from FC but I check insta and she is in NY. She has been of 5 trips to Detroit clubs the best service provider, tried getting 400 for head and 700 for full service LOL. I shut that shit down quick got BB for 400 total VIP, cover, drink, etc. The only thing that has really annoyed me with the clubs so far is waitress asking me to buy a drink every 5 minutes and telling me if I don't the manager might kick me out. I don't drink often and not if I'm driving from Lansing.

Not totally unheard of. The last time I was at LS, the dancer I ended up taking back made a point to say that if I wanted to keep sitting at the bar, I should probably have a drink, otherwise they'd start pestering me. There, she said it was due to limited space at the bar.

I go back and forth about it in my head. When space is limited, OK, I kinda get it, drink or make room. But then it just kinda becomes the norm even when there is space, or at other clubs, or whatever. That's not terribly cool.

[JesusChrisChan]

I don't mind the waitress asking if I want a drink frequently. That is her job and it is annoying if I want a drink and can't find a waitress.

However it is wrong and a hustle to imply you will be kicked out for not buying drinks. Tell them you brought money to spend and you don't intend to spend it all at once or all on drinks. I have often said I will buy another drink after I go to the VIP.

If they really kick you out for not buying drinks, report on it here. Report who the manager was and who the waitress was. Kicking out paying customers who do not cause other problems is not a sustainable business model.

MM.

It happened at SC and FC. Its not like they stop by and say do you need anything, its they start naming everything they have after I say no and lecture me saying if the manager sees you without a drink he might see me out. I already paid to get in, paid valet (at FC), I've tipped on stage. Attentive crosses over to pestering real quick. I get that they mainly make their cash off of tips but if I say no, I fucking said no.

[Marelobo Mex]

I was going to head out tonight to see Lexi from FC but I check insta and she is in NY. She has been of 5 trips to Detroit clubs the best service provider, tried getting 400 for head and 700 for full service LOL. I shut that shit down quick got BB for 400 total VIP, cover, drink, etc. The only thing that has really annoyed me with the clubs so far is waitress asking me to buy a drink every 5 minutes and telling me if I don't the manager might kick me out. I don't drink often and not if I'm driving from Lansing.

I don't mind the waitress asking if I want a drink frequently. That is her job and it is annoying if I want a drink and can't find a waitress.

However it is wrong and a hustle to imply you will be kicked out for not buying drinks. Tell them you brought money to spend and you don't intend to spend it all at once or all on drinks. I have often said I will buy another drink after I go to the VIP.

If they really kick you out for not buying drinks, report on it here. Report who the manager was and who the waitress was. Kicking out paying customers who do not cause other problems is not a sustainable business model.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

Got a booth at Landing Strip, a little after 9 PM and almost immediately had a lady in the booth asking if I was looking for pussy to which I replied "I just got here so I'm trying to have a drink first" but when she came back around half hour later, she said she didn't do extras LOL smh.

It was packed and as always filled with 20+ girls but only one or two that I might have been interested in and they were busy most of the time so by midnight I left and ventured over to check out the Silver Criket. No valet but still a cover to get in. It was packed with people and has a much more homie vibe to it than the upscale places I usually frequent. Its like the size of BT's almost but more people standing / walking around rather than everyone seated somewhere. I was pleased to see prettier girls than I did at Landing Strip, maybe I'm shallow but I enjoy a decently fit body with reasonable proportions, and they had at least a handful of girls that fit the description whereas LS had more average-body kind of ladies. Several Cuban ladies entered the room and took turns walking by me, some staring from across the room. They had their phone apps translating, & I'm not usually a fan of a lady who can't hold a conversation, but I was drunk & horny so I asked how much for everything & she said $$ so we went to the back. I gave 20 to the employee back there, he looked confused & in hindsight I don't think there was any fee to use the back rooms, LOL.

Silver Criket's VIP rooms are atrociously small, like smaller than BT's and separated by a literal shower curtain. I enjoyed the vibes, I appreciated the good-looking ladies, the bartenders were attentive, the manager was chill, but the VIP had me feeling like I was in some weird circus. I would probably go back, especially with a group of people. LS has been missing more than hitting lately when it comes to the attractiveness of the ladies, but I also understand I can be picky. FC is still my favorite but I'm more likely to go to BTs or SC than LS.

In my opinion BTs is about double the size of Criket. Criket has 6 booths and BTs has 12 booths.

In Criket typically in there is a $10 fee to use the VIP. You only pay once per night, not every time you go, so if you take three girls you only pay once. If the VIP dude thought you already went once then he wouldn't normally charge you again that could have been the confusion.

There is one larger VIP in Criket, it is almost always full. I have suggested to the manager that he charge more money to access the room. At least $20, as I would gladly pay that to have the bigger room available to me. So far my suggestion has not been acted on.

MM.

[MrHardBody]

"I feel better about not getting robbed by finding a streetwalker. ".

SWs are not in good areas. Not that clubs are in great parts of town, either, but they're in better parts of town than where the SWs are. Plus, clubs have incentive not to have bad stuff down in order to not bring heat upon themselves from the neighborhood, cops, etc. SWs are just one person who might have someone hiding in a Bush behind them. I'd trust a club 1000 before trusting a SW.

Dealing with escorts online is a major pain in the ass. So many fake ads and bad ones out there, especially in Detroit, where a lot of the good ones can make the money they need in the clubs.

The "rules" are part of what makes the experience safer. They're just guardrails. Follow them and there's a world of opportunity that can await.

This guy gets it.

Yes, there are dancers who will try and hustle you, as he said. But learn once and you typically don't need to learn many times again.

The good experiences usually outweigh the bad in the end.

Thanks for the reply, but too much going on. Too many eyes and ears and different ways to get robbed. Men constantly having to purchase drinks (I don't drink), having to worry about valet stealing stuff in your car, bad service / attitudes from the chicks, etc.

[Rg0794]

Who is everyone's go to for a big tit dancer? Looking to make a trip to run into some busty dancers this weekend! Thanks in advance.

[JesusChrisChan]

I was going to head out tonight to see Lexi from FC but I check insta and she is in NY. She has been of 5 trips to Detroit clubs the best service provider, tried getting 400 for head and 700 for full service LOL. I shut that shit down quick got BB for 400 total VIP, cover, drink, etc. The only thing that has really annoyed me with the clubs so far is waitress asking me to buy a drink every 5 minutes and telling me if I don't the manager might kick me out. I don't drink often and not if I'm driving from Lansing.

Maybe it was a blessing in disguise, met with Winter at BT. She a petite girl that used to be 260 and for losing all that weight it looks good. I've definitely seen worse cases of weight loss skin left over, maybe she got it removed idk. BBBJ (says she doesn't do it often, hadn't heard that before) CFS and wouldn't let my cum anywhere near her. Little odd since after taking the condom off she let get a couple strokes in. Wouldn't let me go raw otherwise but I guess she was feeling generous. 260 including VIP and tip.

Anyways the Cubans might not be all that bad, apparently they are driving the prices low, heard three girls complaining about it behind me. Apparently they all have the same Cuban pimp, idk if that's just BT but I'd assume its the same group shipping them all up here. If the prices come down some there isn't much to complain about, hopefully 200 stays the norm from the other girls but I'm not confident.