Strip Club Reports

[Bmarr77]

I had a session with a cuban, we used the translation app on her phone, half and half both covered, 200 to her, it was a great session so I repeated this past Saturday with her, I will repeat again, she is learning more English.

Nice, was it one of the cuban dancers at SC?

[EFrom MI]

I have seen the cuban dancers working at SC pretty often in the afternoon, come in after 2 pm. They are all very hot but they do not negotiate much on their prices. Has anyone actually had VIP time with them?

I had a session with a cuban, we used the translation app on her phone, half and half both covered, 200 to her, it was a great session so I repeated this past Saturday with her, I will repeat again, she is learning more English.

[JackOfClubs]

More competition and cheaper prices should help with the gps we all complain about. I just visited FC and SC last Friday and didn't see a single Cuban at either place. My translate app was ready to go!

I like your attitude!! And even though I vented about the Cubans some of it is just jealousy of those who are not afraid to use the translation app, and some of the Cubans are smoking HOT!! So I think it might be time to take the plunge with a Cuban!!

[Bmarr77]

More competition and cheaper prices should help with the gps we all complain about. I just visited FC and SC last Friday and didn't see a single Cuban at either place. My translate app was ready to go!

I have seen the cuban dancers working at SC pretty often in the afternoon, come in after 2 pm. They are all very hot but they do not negotiate much on their prices. Has anyone actually had VIP time with them?

[Chimil Detin]

I've never been to strip club, and after reading this, I won't bother. If you're just looking for sex, why not venture elsewhere such as a streetwalker or online? It just seems that there's too many rules and many ways to get robbed.

"I feel better about not getting robbed by finding a streetwalker. ".

SWs are not in good areas. Not that clubs are in great parts of town, either, but they're in better parts of town than where the SWs are. Plus, clubs have incentive not to have bad stuff down in order to not bring heat upon themselves from the neighborhood, cops, etc. SWs are just one person who might have someone hiding in a Bush behind them. I'd trust a club 1000× before trusting a SW.

Dealing with escorts online is a major pain in the ass. So many fake ads and bad ones out there, especially in Detroit, where a lot of the good ones can make the money they need in the clubs.

The "rules" are part of what makes the experience safer. They're just guardrails. Follow them and there's a world of opportunity that can await.

I always valet park and I never had a serious problem. Do I think people have rifled through things in the car?, yes I do. I don't leave anything of value in the car. I have often have loose change between 1 and 2 dollars in the car. It has always been there when I come back.

I go to BTs more often than the other clubs, and I have gotten to know several of the valet guys and found them to be honest hard working people. I one time left my phone in the car, and the valet guy came into the club and gave it to me. I gave an extra tip for that.

There is no benefit to calling the cops. You should never do that at the club. The club will never do it either unless you do something like shooting a gun. The club would rather just kick you out if you behave badly. However the club is aware of the dancers who cheat customers and the ones who don't. This is bad business for the club. If she satisfies the first 100 guys and has a problem with you. Then the club will side with the dancer. However you complain about a dancer and other guys have also complained about her, they will side with you.

If you get drunk or act belligerent than don't expect the club to support you. I repeat do not call the police, just leave calmly, and say you don't want any trouble, because they don't want any trouble either. However if someone (Dancer, waitress, other customer, or club manager) cheats you treats you badly. Ask to speak to one of the other managers and politely state your case and explain why you think you were cheated. If you make a reasonable points you should expect the club to side with you. I have found that to be the case in the majority of my disputes.

I will also point out that I only have a dispute maybe one out of every 10 or 12 visits. As new face many girl will try to hustle you, because you are fresh meat.

MM.

This guy gets it.

Yes, there are dancers who will try and hustle you, as he said. But learn once and you typically don't need to learn many times again.

The good experiences usually outweigh the bad in the end.

After a recent trip to Coli I noticed my nearly new Harbor Freight air compressor was gone from the back of my truck. I always liked the valet guy there and tipped him well. Guess that's the thanks we get. Reminder before going to a club take anything of value out of your vehicle because it's going to get ransacked by the valet.

I go back to the point I made about 1) Driving a beater and 2) Take only what you're willing to spend / lose.

I typically have a laptop with me on the road. That doesn't go in the car with me if I go on adventures. Be smart or get burned.

[Aurongzeb]

The Cubans are starting to take a toll on all aspects of the clubs, they are driving away the local dancers because evidently they are so cheap, the local dancers don't even want to come in and have to compete with them, I do not know about the Cuban cost structures personally because I will not converse with them using a phone app, I have heard this from some of the local dancers, the lack of local talent is in turn driving away the regular customers who do not speak spanish.

More competition and cheaper prices should help with the gps we all complain about. I just visited FC and SC last Friday and didn't see a single Cuban at either place. My translate app was ready to go!

[Rgv956]

Still new to the club scene here, so I went to BTs, parked on one of the vacant lots and as. I walked myself to the entrance as I was told I couldn't park there, attendant said he will move my car but it would cost me the parking valet. I said ok. -in the back of my mind I really don't want to since I left my firearms in my car. So I asked if it's safe since I have my valuables in the car. His response is that it's safer than the parking on the streets. So I asked his name and gave my keys and went inside spent about 90 minutes. And once I got my car back to my relief, it was still there. Mags are complete. Still loaded and untouched.

[Member #6710]

The Cubans are starting to take a toll on all aspects of the clubs, they are driving away the local dancers because evidently they are so cheap, the local dancers don't even want to come in and have to compete with them, I do not know about the Cuban cost structures personally because I will not converse with them using a phone app, I have heard this from some of the local dancers, the lack of local talent is in turn driving away the regular customers who do not speak spanish.

You got that right! Why do the club owners think this is a good business decision?

[JackOfClubs]

I am submitting the following report from my adventures last week.

H8 - I had two good sessions, one with Pixie, Slender Mixed dancer, got CFS and CBJ in the back for $. 5. I will definitely repeat. I also had a good time with Beauty, who is AA and a little older with a nice body. Got BBBJ and CFS for $$ I would repeat.

Pantheon. I had a VIP session with Barbie who is from SC. Negotiated Half and Half for $$. The session was not worthwhile and I would not repeat.

Subi's. I got some dances from Porcha, AA with a nice frame. I eventually took her to the back for Half and Half and I would repeat for OTC.

It seems to me that all of the clubs are dead, there are not a lot of customers these days which means that a lot of the dancers should be hungry.

The Cubans are starting to take a toll on all aspects of the clubs, they are driving away the local dancers because evidently they are so cheap, the local dancers don't even want to come in and have to compete with them, I do not know about the Cuban cost structures personally because I will not converse with them using a phone app, I have heard this from some of the local dancers, the lack of local talent is in turn driving away the regular customers who do not speak spanish.

[Original Man 78]

I am submitting the following report from my adventures last week.

H8 - I had two good sessions, one with Pixie, Slender Mixed dancer, got CFS and CBJ in the back for $. 5. I will definitely repeat. I also had a good time with Beauty, who is AA and a little older with a nice body. Got BBBJ and CFS for $$ I would repeat.

Pantheon. I had a VIP session with Barbie who is from SC. Negotiated Half and Half for $$. The session was not worthwhile and I would not repeat.

Subi's. I got some dances from Porcha, AA with a nice frame. I eventually took her to the back for Half and Half and I would repeat for OTC.

It seems to me that all of the clubs are dead, there are not a lot of customers these days which means that a lot of the dancers should be hungry.

[MojoMan]

Was in town for a couple of hours on Friday afternoon and went to Landing Strip. Got a great handjob from a tall slender early 20's white dancer with straight brown hair and a spider-web tattoo on her stomach. She was fun and flirty and all the things I like. And now I can't remember her name. Any help? She said she's been there for 4 years.

[Pinhead Larry]

FC has a large variety of open-minded girls and great VIP space, LS is mostly the same but the girls can be more reasonable in pricing. &BT's is definitely aimed at your satisfaction, but doesn't feel quite as spacious as the other two. They all have hustlers but at least there is a potential for fun in the VIP unlike 8 mile. Coli hasn't been extras-friendly for awhile, along with the other 8 mile clubs.

Usually when valeting I 'll leave a twenty and maybe some old pills in the glovebox, just to see if anyone touches them, and only one time ever has an airport club valet taken the bait (I don't recall which place). Meanwhile I don't even leave anything in the car when parking at the 8 mile clubs now as I've learned they'll even take half-empty weed vapes.

It's Been many months but plan to hit the clubs soon, where are open minded (freaks) these days?. Always liked Bogarts but the tiny rooms I just don't get, FC always found what I wanted in a nice place, payed first once and you guessed it scammed but That's on me. 😏 LS always had some talent but never indulged, coliseum- mixed results with not much privacy. Anyplace I'm overlooking? BTs it seemed like they could not wait to get you out the door somewhat satisfied.

[CakeComa]

Hit up the landing strip the other day. Found a decent Looking AA and took her for a FS spin in VIP. Hot young knew how to move. But VIP was meh and for 300 it's not a repeatable talent. Saw a few decent options dancing. More bigger girls than I usually see here. But still 12+ girls on shift with a few lookers. Pretty sure there was a pregnant girl dancing. Ngl I wasn't going to turn her down if she was to come by. Unfortunately she got off stage and didn't work the floor. Anyone have any insight on her currently being pregnant? Those tits looked incredible hahaha.

[BobbieBoucher]

I'm an anti-valet guy. The problem is at landing strip ot flight club they won't let you in in you park on a side street, they require you to surrender your keys. It's so you can't just bail if you don't like how things are going because they have your keys. I have heard that they will let you uber in.

These places are brothels, they're quasi-legal. They're allowed to operate because the cops are being paid off. If cops are called, by you or the club, they'll say "he was drunk and. ", you lose. The clubs will always side with the dancer, regardless. This is just my opinion, do what you want.

After a recent trip to Coli I noticed my nearly new Harbor Freight air compressor was gone from the back of my truck. I always liked the valet guy there and tipped him well. Guess that's the thanks we get. Reminder before going to a club take anything of value out of your vehicle because it's going to get ransacked by the valet.

[Moneyshot]

It's Been many months but plan to hit the clubs soon, where are open minded (freaks) these days?. Alway like Bogarts but the tiny rooms I just don't get, FC always found what I wanted in a nice place, payed first once and you guessed it scammed but That's on me. 😏 LS always had some talent but never indulged, coliseum- mixed results with not much privacy. Anyplace I'm overlooking? BTs it seemed like they could not wait to get you out the door somewhat satisfied.